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“They flew right at the beginning. He was off the stage. He had just gotten off the stage. He’s a very good man, he’ll be a great senator”

Wrapping up an interview this morning with convicted felon former President Trump, far right shitbag radio host Hugh Hewitt asked the demented senior how he was feeling about his chances in Pennsylvania, saying “Well, I’m going to Pennsylvania for [Republican Senate nominee and hedge fund oligarch] Dave McCormick tonight. How do you feel about the Keystone State?”

“Well, I feel good about Dave McCormick, too. And I think I’ve helped Dave a lot. I put him, every one, don’t forget, I have rallies, I had a rally, 55,000. I had a rally, 100,000 people. That would be the Butler rally. One was 55, and was 100,000 people, 101,000 people. I put Dave out front. You know, Dave was with me. One minute, he was on the stage one minute before the bullets flew from the maniac. He was standing there one minute, so he got lucky. He got off the stage. But he was there one minute before. He was there right at the beginning, and they flew right at the beginning. He was off the stage. He had just gotten off the stage. He’s a very good man, he’ll be a great senator. And I think I was extremely helpful to him,” said Trump. Hewitt then mentioned other GOP Senate candidates Bernie Moreno, Eric Hovde, and Mike Rogers as solid picks, to which Trump agreed.

“You’re doing great. Thank you for your time this morning. I hope I talk to you on Election Day, and I’ve already cast my vote for you, so everyone out there who says I’m easy on Trump, I’m not easy on Trump. I just know what’s good for the country. Thank you, Mr President,” said Hewitt, symbolically wiping the white stuff off of his chin. “Thank you very much, Hugh. Thank you,” Trump said.

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