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Vlad bitches out of face-to-face with Zelensky in Turkey

Russian dictator Vladimir Putin is too chickenshit to attend a face-to-face chat with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky as the Netherlands-based exile outlet the Moscow Times reports that Putin will instead send some of his goons instead. Zelensky had challenged Putin to show up, saying it would be a demonstration that Moscow was negotiatiing in good faith. So here’s his answer.

Asked earlier on Wednesday what happens if Putin didn’t show up in Turkey, convicted felon President Trump told CNN’s Kaitlan Collins “I don’t know that he would be there if I’m not there,” like Donald is Putin’s emotional support animal. Makes sense since Trump lets Putin dogwalk him.

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