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“National security is even more important than your pocketbook”

42 minutes ago

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IMF projects Trump unilaterally fucked global economic growth

1 hour ago

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Meloni backs Pope against Antichrist

2 hours ago

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Orange God Emperor doesn’t know top FEMA official can teleport

3 hours ago

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Riley Gaines stays with abuser, nervously laughs off his cruelty

4 hours ago

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US carrier George HW Bush avoids Red Sea, sails around Africa

4 hours ago

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Crypto douchebag rages at Trump boys over betrayal

5 hours ago

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Jaydee missed the memo on Trump’s “doctor” AI slop “mistake”

16 hours ago

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Gone with the-zales: Second terrible headline in a row

16 hours ago

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Swal’s well that ends not well… at all: Swalwell resigns

17 hours ago

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Trump to present WSJ with award for Epstein letter

19 hours ago

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New “Mass Deportation Coalition” forms to pressure Trump

19 hours ago

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Report: Retired grandmas don’t pay tax on tips either

19 hours ago

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Euro antitrust enforcers raid delicious chocolate factories

20 hours ago

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Surprise! Trump’s “DoorDash delivery” staged

21 hours ago

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Well being demented enough to believe the Jesus AI slop actually depicted him as a magical Red Cross doctor is a way to downplay it

22 hours ago

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Pickles x Pabst Blue Ribbon a bold play for post-ironic hipster irony

22 hours ago

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“Rapists should be hung”

23 hours ago

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White House DEI study finds its way to predetermined conclusion

23 hours ago

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Clavicular-MRA slang appropriated by McDonald’s

23 hours ago

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Antichrist crucified

23 hours ago

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Naval warfare mastermind warns opponent to avoid B9, F7, and A5

1 day ago

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“Democrats like high gas prices because of their radical climate agenda”: MAGA Wyoming Senator John Barrasso’s bold take

1 day ago

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House Oversight removes Bondi deposition from schedule

1 day ago

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Judge tosses Trump case against Murdoch, WSJ over Epstein letter

1 day ago

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Fox News reports rogue priest defiant against faith’s true prophet

1 day ago

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ICE internments dropped 12 percent since January

1 day ago

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Philippines president answers health questions with jumping jacks

1 day ago

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Orange Jesus’s fanboys annoyed he got so literal with it

1 day ago

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Why Orban’s defeat was actually bad for Democrats: Politico

1 day ago

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Leo wouldn’t be Pope without me: Trump

2 days ago

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George Santos not satisfied by Swalwell quitting guberbatorial bid

2 days ago

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CENTCOM says blockade operation a go

2 days ago

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Hungary liberated from Viktor Orban’s regime

2 days ago

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RonAnon “not surprised” Jaydee failed: Sunday AM Live Coverage

2 days ago

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Orange Fuhrer redeclares war on Iran

2 days ago

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Screw you guys, I’m going home: Jaydee to Iranians

2 days ago

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New York Times headline seems likely to cause a nasty rash

2 days ago

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Judge Box-o-Wine off attorney general shortlist due to failures

2 days ago

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Jaydee announces mission unaccomplished

3 days ago

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The Promised Land

3 days ago

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Miserable senior citizen watches too much TV, complains about it

3 days ago

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Irish gas stations run dry amid protests over prices

3 days ago

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Artemis II crew splashes down safely

4 days ago

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Eric Swalwell needs to resign from Congress right fucking now

4 days ago

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Orange Shitbag pledges to help Hungarians before Americans

4 days ago

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BREAKING: Trump regime admits they lied

4 days ago

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Raskin asks White House doc to conduct thorough mental eval

4 days ago

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Fox News reports lib terrorist targeted pro-Trump patriot

4 days ago

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Kamala Harris says she’s “thinking about” a 2028 run

4 days ago

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