This kid is so fucking stupid that to use the “Detective Pikachu” image in this article would imply that he made the crime hard to solve: WPRI reports 24 year-old Taunton, Massachusetts man Richard Jovahn Nunes has been charged with six felony counts of receiving stolen property valued at over $1,200 in connection with what was actually a spectacularly well-executed July 8th burglary at a card store in nearby New Bedford. Surveillance footage from 2:32 AM on the night in question shows a masked suspect smashing through the front door, then into a display case, shoving fucking $113,000+ worth of rare Pokemon cards into a backpack, and walking out within 30 seconds.

Given Nunes’s subsequent actions you can kind of start to see why prosecutors could be hesitant to charge him with the heist itself: He tried to sell them to other Pokemon fans locally, at least two of whom promptly reported it to police, leading to a search warrant and his arrest, all but doing the hard part of the job for law enforcement. Like holy shit, drive to goddamned Las Vegas or Seattle or Little Rock, Arkansas next April or May and post a Craigslist ad from your motel room. It’s not a fucking catalytic converter you ripped out of a Hyundai, you thirsty, thirsty subtard.

Fuck. What a moron and again it’s hard to imagine a textbook burglary that may not have ever been solved being all too easily and so stupidly undone on the theft side being the work of the same guy.