Too little, too late

All the shit that convicted felon President Trump has announced to help salvage Republicans’ electoral prospects where they’re in trouble – a $50 billion natural gas pipeline in Alaska, a $15 billion steel plant in Iowa and a $3.2 billion bridge project in Alabama – are coming too late to make any meaningful difference on the ballot, Politico has decided.

Tom Cotton targeted in Truth Social shitpost over the one thing that Trump has ever been right about: Year-round Daylight Saving Time

WATCH LIVE: Grandpa flopsweats around Texahoma

President declares Iran nuclear threat ended

Mortgage rate hits 7.28 percent

Huckabee decries MAGA blowback over moronic “gamer” ad

Renee Good’s family sues Trump Regime, murderous ICE agent

Report: The president may not be mentally fit for office

“Texas PAC” spent $131 million in 17 days on Ken Paxton

Schmitt team scapegoat found, White House job likely rescinded

They really, REALLY want it to be 2018 again

DOJ IG declined to investigate Blanche for some crypto fuckery

Noem files for divorce

Ken Paxton privately said Trump’s convention hurt his campaign

Eric Schmitt replaying the whole thing in his head again and again

“Christian father” guilty of murdering wife

Dems 51 – GOP 39 on generic ballot: QU poll

“I’ve done a shitty job as president”

Illegal voter touted by DOJ had registered as Republicans

WATCH LIVE: Future US Attorney General testifies to Senate

Dems lead in Ohio senate and gov races: Marist polling

“The problem is that the fires are everywhere right now”

WATCH LIVE: Grandpa takes afternoon nap

Jim Jordan ages eight years but mentally forever frozen in 2018

Bongino replacement lasts just over a year at K$H’s FBI

Orange Pharaoh claims he’s reversing ICE’s pre-midterm pullback

Sarah Huckabee Sanders not used to running actual campaign ads

ICE agents ordered to cease arrests of non-criminals: Daily Wire

FBI hacked while K$H demotes agents over Katie Miller

“The week where it felt like the bottom started falling out in earnest”

Louisiana governor declares state of emergency on diesel prices

Michigan CEO fired over “Lake America” sweatshirt pic

Newly uncovered documents raise explosive questions over whether Adolf Hitler murdered his niece in 1931: CNN

Donald Trump RIPS Obama for hosting Xi Jinping at White House

Kansas Dem challenger leads Roger Marshall 50 – 48: poll

Supreme Court allows Trump to use DHS database for voters

Breitbart cites “report” in their very big if true story

CNN and MSNow blocked from White House event

Regime sent Nevada a list of 185 suspected illegal voters and…

MS Now, CNN’s White House credentials restored

WATCH LIVE: Mao Smalldong welcomes ChiCom dictator

CNN, MS Now, Politico still banned from White House

The Ford’s Theater story is definitely true, judging by Trump’s posts

Fox couchman falsely claims Trump is “a business guy,” tells viewers to “get over” Chinese dictator’s red carpet treatment

Judge orders CNN, MS Now, Politico unbanned from White House

Trump denies wanting his name on a publicly-owned DC performance venue associated with assassinated president

Pro-tip: Add a thought bubble to use copyrighted photos for free

“Stop running fake and gay ads and instead mercilessly hammer Democrats on the wickedness”: Evangelical Blaze podcaster

Bruce Blakeman may not win New York gubernatorial race: poll

WOW! TEN red siren emojis?!? Must be a pretty big deal