Nearly a foot of snow is forecast for the New York City area as Winter Storm Dominion* heads toward the East Coast on Wednesday, meaning December will look like it does on TV for maybe the tenth time in the past few decades – and the twelve foot tall inflatable snowman that the MAGA family around the block from my parents’ house on Long Island might look less stupid sitting on a lawn of snow instead of muddy, half-dead grass. National Zero will continue to update readers on this marshmallow world in the winter.
*Like The Weather Channel did of its own initiative for no reason whatsoever, National Zero will now be assigning names to winter storms. In the interest of making things even more confusing and pointless, National Zero’s winter storm names will be different than those of The Weather Channel.