The People’s Republic of China has stolen pieces of the moon using a lunar probe and successfully landed the robotic thief in the Inner Mongolia region of the country, Reuters reports. The mission represents just another in a long series of transgressions by the Chinese Communist Party against The United States of America, the sole and rightful owners of the natural satellite.
Having conquered the moon in 1969 when agents of the US Government planted the flag there in the name of galactic conquest, all rocks, sand, alien artifacts, and meteorites that impacted on the surface of the lunar body belong to the citizens of our nation and not China. National Zero will closely monitor all developments in the coming international legal battle to repatriate the estimated 4 lbs of lunar material stolen by the commies.