Newsmax host thanks Satan for Joe Biden

Satan has blessed us with such a wonderful Pres. @joebiden. Thank you Joe, my nephew can now try out for the women’s track team! The applicant pool for my company just got bigger! & I know my fiancée can’t wait to share a restroom with some dude in a dress. Thanks again Joe!

— Grant Stinchfield (@stinchfield1776) January 28, 2021

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