Categories
Uncategorized

Man born in 21st century marvels at transportation wonder of 21st century and says this almost like it isn’t already the 21st century

“New York City’s newest train model was unveiled in Brooklyn Thursday – and the faster cars will provide a ‘dramatic upgrade’ to subway services across the city, the MTA vowed. The R211s, built in Nebraska by Japanese manufacturer Kawasaki, will replace the 46-year-old R46 model in 2022, officials said. The new car comes equipped with modern signal tech that the MTA says allows faster train service. ‘This is a dramatic upgrade to our ability to really service New Yorkers with more capacity and more trains,’ MTA exec Janno Lieber said, before he and New York City Transit Authority officials whisked the cars off to a railyard in Coney Island for testing.”

“Keith Sylvan, 18, of the Upper West Side, stood outside the fence at Thursday’s event with about a dozen other rail fans. He told The Post he’d been following the R211’s development since design planning began nine years ago. ‘They look almost futuristic,’ Sylvan said. ‘They look like something straight out of the 21st century'” the New York Post reports on NYC’s newest subway car models and this kid who apparently forgot it isn’t still 1991 and it’s kind of weird to describe something that way when it is quite literally straight out of the 21st century.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Vexatious invalid plainly not keeping up with lawyers’ day-to-day

6 hours ago

Regime petitions Supreme Court to throttle mail-in voting

10 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Orange Shitbrain slurs through Michigan speech

10 hours ago

Texas MAGA Congressman under House Ethics investigation

11 hours ago

Japanese Pokemon fandom now even more dystopian

11 hours ago

Newspaper missing from McConnell proof-of-life photo

14 hours ago

Cracker Barrel CEO to step down

15 hours ago

“Remember, stupidity always brings LOSING AND DEATH!”

16 hours ago

Orange Mental Patient goes on weird, dark AI slop shitpost binge

1 day ago

Brooklyn scooterist suffers minor injuries in scooter accident

1 day ago

“Scooterist” killed in accident: Hartford, Connecticut Fox affiliate

3 days ago

Ilhan Omar says it better than few

3 days ago

NZ Draft Cut: SpaceX jacks up rates on rural MAGAmericans

3 days ago

Vending machine burritos recalled

3 days ago

Second WHCA Dinner Attempt: Hate Watch Live

3 days ago

Qatar Force One was under a specific threat in Turkey: NYT

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: The Dipshit President Show! Wiiiiiith your host….

3 days ago

Top ICC prosecutor removed for sexual misconduct

3 days ago

Sucker accepts Chinese dictator’s word for it

4 days ago

Closeted Russian asset thrills to Limey immigrant’s AI slop ad

4 days ago

BREAKING: Anonymous Republican calls Trump weak, impotent

4 days ago

War taking “personal toll” on Trump and his top minions: WSJ

4 days ago

Fox News reports Riley Gaines reacts to columnist Nancy Armour’s reaction to hard fouls on Caitlin Clark and holy fuck this is so dumb

4 days ago

Regime pussies out of NYT subpoenas

4 days ago

Villager’s paid Tinder date with “sugar baby” started well enough…

4 days ago

Karoline Kraziness: Watch Live

5 days ago

“Massive attack… Bigger than ever… Close to making a decision”

5 days ago

Klan-brained hayseed says driver’s licenses not enough anymore

5 days ago

Orange Grandpa not mad, just disappointed with Iran

5 days ago

Emerson poll finds Dems up by 11 on congressional ballot

5 days ago

“Justice at last???”

5 days ago

Houthis hit two Saudi oil tankers

5 days ago

Who the hell wrote this “voter ID because Olive Garden” meme?

5 days ago

Dems 53 – GOP 46 on generic ballot: Fox News poll

5 days ago

MAGA West Virginia delegate charged with enticing 15 year-old girl

5 days ago

WATCH LIVE: The Great Leader addresses his most loyal citizenry

5 days ago

Tom Cotton warns Mamdani moving ICC window to Trump Regime

6 days ago

Hitler’s birthplace turned into police station to deter “tourists”

6 days ago

Dead soldiers said Iran can never have a nuke: Trump

6 days ago

Orange Pharaoh really super extra serious about bombing Iran now

6 days ago

Epstein pal found Epsteined

6 days ago

Fox News reports communists irresponsible, made poor life choices

6 days ago

World Bank egghead says Iran war restart threatens global growth

6 days ago

Mamdani backs down on Netanyahu arrest

6 days ago

President consoles families of soldiers killed by Iran

6 days ago

Cory Mills somehow under federal criminal investigation

6 days ago

Hegseth wakes up early enough for 2:30 PM hearing: Live video

6 days ago

Mikie Sherrill confirms the MAGAverse’s priors on noncitizen voting

7 days ago

Qatar Force One to continue flying the domestic skies

7 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Quacks announce Medicaid/Medicare “crackdown”

7 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x