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Potomac polluted with swampy sewage – plus a sewer pipe broke!

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Vice President Neckbeard cops to MAGA base’s disappointments

36 minutes ago

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Trump blames Schumer for Trump holding up funding for New York-New Jersey rail tunnel expansion project approved years ago

2 hours ago

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Pizza Hut unable to get “traditional” Italians to try their new pasta

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Jaydee “jokes” that he was attacked by illegal alien sex offenders

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More than 1,300 flights canceled ahead of winter storm

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NYT non-retracts poll Trump lost his shit over

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DHS calls on Walz to free imprisoned sex offender for deportation

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Connecticut town plagued by mysterious persistent hum

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French government survives two no confidence votes

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Long Island cops “free” trapped deer into traffic

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Target workers ordered not to help anyone hide from ICE

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Mark Carney unvited to “Board of Peace” he didn’t want to join

16 hours ago

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Chicago jury acquits “gang member” who put bounty on CBP Nazi

19 hours ago

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You’ll never guess where the actual migrant sex offender was

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“SHOULD I TRY FOR A FOURTH TERM?”

20 hours ago

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Matt Gaetz escapes Florida Bar discipline

21 hours ago

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Regime briefs Supreme Court in bid to kill California Prop 50

22 hours ago

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WATCH LIVE: Fascist neckbeard pwns Minneapolis

23 hours ago

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Fat Hitler sues JP Morgan Chase and Jamie Dimon for $5 billion

24 hours ago

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Mike Fanone nearly beats the shit out of Ivan Raiklin in hearing room

1 day ago

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Mike Johnson offended by question about Trump’s bruised hands

1 day ago

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Minnesota magistrate refuses to sign off on Don Lemon arrest

1 day ago

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President extra busy creating lasting world peace at Davos summit

1 day ago

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Former South Korean prime minister gets 23 years in the joint

1 day ago

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FBI arrests two of Don Lemon’s anti-Christian terrorists

1 day ago

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WATCH LIVE: Jim Jordan wrestles Jack Smith

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The trains in Spain are causing a lot of pain

1 day ago

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Netanyahu skipped Davos because of ICC warrant

1 day ago

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“Donald Trump could look at me in the face and tell me to go screw myself and I’d say, ‘Thank you.’ That’s good… That’s a positive thing”

1 day ago

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Orange Conquistador still entertaining annexation of Greenland

1 day ago

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ICE deports defendant facing trial in $100 million jewel heist

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Major winter storm to eff up everything for Eastern US

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Lara Trump assures Fox News fans that Donald’s “faculties” are fine

2 days ago

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Elizabeth Holmes requests clemency

2 days ago

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Turning Point USA cease and desists Candace Owens

2 days ago

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Whistleblower says ICE ordered to ignore Fourth Amendment

2 days ago

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RNC offended by photoshop of fascist cosplayer in new attire

2 days ago

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New York judge nukes Nicole Malliotakis’s district

2 days ago

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Florida boat captain finds 23 keys of cocaine, hilarity ensues

2 days ago

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Turkey Hill launches new “soft-serve-like” hard-serve ice cream

2 days ago

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CNBC d-bag Joe Kernen interview Trump: Live video

2 days ago

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Green TACO Land: Trump says agreement brokered by Rutte

2 days ago

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Japanese rescue helicopter crew avoids dangerous volcanic crater by not landing to check on helicopter crashed in volcanic crater

2 days ago

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Obese corpse continues ranting in Davos: Live video

2 days ago

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Hegseth orders military police to be ready to deploy to Minneapolis

2 days ago

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BREAKING: Newsom knows nothing about Don Lemon’s terrorism

2 days ago

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ISIS bombs Kabul Chinese restaurant to protest Xinjiang

2 days ago

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Walz running for Nebraska governor

2 days ago

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LISTEN LIVE: Los Supremos hear big Trump vs Fed case

2 days ago

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