So Republican Congressman Brett Guthrie of the Kentucky 2nd District announced that he has COVID, but thankfully he’s vaccinated so he only has slight symptoms, but it’s amazing that it happened today of all days because it was 1,774 days from today that Kellyanne Conway mentioned the Bowling Green Massacre on national television, and Guthrie represents Bowling Green and of course, 1774 was the year that the First Continental Congress met in Philadelphia at Carpenter’s Hall and the Carpenters were a popular singing group in the ’70s, which is the median age for a member of the Senate, which is where, as we all know, is where Rand Paul makes speeches and Rand Paul is a doctor and Mehmet Oz is a doctor and Oz is a fictional place where little people do all the work with their hands and hands is how you measure how tall horses are–but why did they never use the little people’s hands? Would that make horses taller?–and people on horses are made into statues and the statue of Robert E. Lee sit on a horse as a sign that we’re supposed to take horse drugs to overthrow the government because Lee actually won the war but was forced into hiding by the Men in Black and […a miracle happens here…] THAT’S why we’re going to go to Dallas and meet John F. Kennedy, Jr. Simple, right?