According to the Kyiv Post, negotiators for Russia made some exceptionally preposterous demands in the latest talks to end the Russian invasion of Ukraine–demands that were met with a fast ni (or as Tucker Carlson would say, nyet) from Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.
Russia demanded the Ukrainian government appoint Yuriy Boyko as a Prime Minister; Boyko was Vice Prime Minister during Russian lackey and former Paul Manafort client Victor Yanukovych’s term as president.
The Kremlin also demanded Ukraine recognize the breakaway regions of eastern Ukraine as the independent Donetsk People’s Republic and Luhansk People’s Republic, as well as grant Crimea its independence. Finally, Russia demands Ukraine refuse any future invitation to join NATO.