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Box-o-Wine arrives at White House

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Trump considering firing Judge Box-o-Wine over pool case fail

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WATCH LIVE: Orange Pharaoh signs some lame executive order

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Surprise! Jim Jordan getting in on New Jersey voter fuckup

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Frailty, thy name is Donald

6 hours ago

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NYC-owned grocery stores might require “library card-esque thing” to enter, which is hypocritical because voter ID blah blah blah

7 hours ago

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Naoero is the new Nauru

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Insecure old loser fails to provide his “REAL Polling Numbers”

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Newsmax reports near-dead alcoholic agrees with abusive master

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UK gas stations losing £194,000/day to theft since Iran war began

10 hours ago

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CENTCOM internally crowdsourcing ideas to defeat Iran

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Missouri station’s “SHOOTING” placeholder not exciting enough

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Blanche orders plug pulled on slush fund

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Max Miller refuses to resign and/or drop reelection bid

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Jim Jordan wrestles with basic consistency: Sunday AM live

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Arkansas state House Republican arrested for domestic battery

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Mentally ill president “100 percent disagrees” with crazed alcoholic

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Not-Movie Night Friday: The Shadow Over Innsmouth audiobook

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Regime admits former Olympian didn’t damage Reflecting Pool

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Surprise! President Blood and Soil thrilled by Ceuta rush

3 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: Cabinet members deservingly suffer bleak meeting

3 days ago

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Floridians advised to prevent leprosy by avoiding wild armadillos

3 days ago

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Bernie Moreno taking familial frustrations out on Anthony Fauci

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Spanish North African enclave overrun by 60,000 migrants

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Orange Baby whines over his betrayal carrying consequences

3 days ago

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Jim Jordan wrestles with very simple, easy tests of moral character

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Talarico 51 – Picasso Face 48 in Texas: Fox News poll

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WATCH LIVE: Creepy grampa has ideas about trucks

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Orange Dictator really, really wants immunity from IRS audits

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Now it’s “you can’t go to the Obama museum without a photo ID”

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Regime gutting counterterrorism capabilities

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Senate GOP postpones Todd Blanche nomination vote

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Deeply unpopular tyrant speaks from his throne: Watch Live

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Fat Rapist hits new low of 32 percent approval in QU poll

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Volcano needs attention again: Live video

6 days ago

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Secret Service surveilled James Comey prior to indictment

6 days ago

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Orange Fuhrer’s approval now at 34 percent: Economist/YouGov

6 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: DC bids farewell to its dearest Lindsey

6 days ago

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Florida seniors get special recognition from Governor Ron DeSantis

6 days ago

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Talarico 45 – Paxton 40 in Texas: poll

6 days ago

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Axios finds polite way to call Trump a deranged fucking idiot

7 days ago

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Southern Japan hit with 7.1 magnitude earthquake

7 days ago

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Vexatious invalid plainly not keeping up with lawyers’ day-to-day

7 days ago

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Regime petitions Supreme Court to throttle mail-in voting

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WATCH LIVE: Orange Shitbrain slurs through Michigan speech

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Texas MAGA Congressman under House Ethics investigation

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Japanese Pokemon fandom now even more dystopian

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Newspaper missing from McConnell proof-of-life photo

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Cracker Barrel CEO to step down

1 week ago

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