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North Carolina GOP candidate announces he’s a spitter who won’t swallow the seeds of fake conservatism

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North Carolinians will have another 20-something political dilettante on the ballot in their upcoming election with 26-year-old Republican Bo Hines taking on one of the Top Ten Dumbest Members of Congress® Virginia Foxx for the 5th Congressional District nomination.  Hines wants everyone to know how pure he is, both in the “Christian” sense and in relation to his false idol, Donald Trump, and he doesn’t think voters should swallow their claims.

“[Garbled] a lot of America First imposters out there, too, and the voters see right through it,” Hines says.  “They know who the real fighters are.  They know who the real conservatives are, and in the next Congress we need to make sure we have enough people so we can hold the line and hold our ground and even go on offense.  I mean, we just can’t allow these, these lukewarm conservatives ta, to dominate our party any longer.  Ya know, I’ve said for quite some time that Scripture tells us that God spits lukewarm ‘Christians’ outta his mouth; it’s high time that the Republican Party, we start spitting lukewarm conservatives out’ve our mouth.”

The Biblical passage Hines refers to is not in fact the Word of God, but most likely of a trippin’-on-acid prophet named John of Patmos (Revelation 3:17), who in the same passage went on to condemn the wealthy for thinking riches make them holier than others.

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