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National Zero Special Anachronism: False flag burglary on DNC headquarters foiled by security guard, DC police intervention

Five libtard burglars attempting to stage a false flag break-in of the Democrat Party’s National Headquarters in the Watergate building in Washington, DC were arrested Saturday, National Zero reports as if it existed five decades ago and while using its tedious sarcastic right wing editorial voice sometimes employed to frame articles differently. Four of the burglars arrested have been identified as Cuban Communists, the fifth is a Deep State operative named James McCord.

The attempt to frame the Nixon re-election campaign for the break-in during an election year is probably the work of loser 1968 presidential candidate Hubert Humphrey, because Dem nominee Sleepy George McGovern is hiding in his basement. Other radical leftist suspects include Yale Law student Hillary Rodham and a 10 year old Hawaii boy named Barry Obama, both of whom are suspected of future spying on Republicans. They’re very crooked, unlike Nixon, who is not a crook.

The false flag was also likely meant as a distraction from the scandal embroiling Delaware Democrat Senate candidate Joe Biden’s campaign as his son Hunter is suspected of selling his finger paintings at wildly inflated prices to fund his crippling addiction to Pixy Stix.

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