Japanese Conservatives, who call themselves the “Liberal Democrat Party” which, like the party of the same name in Australia, is fucking stupid, have coasted to big wins in Sunday’s elections following the cancelation of former Prime Minister Shinzo Abe, the Associated Press reports. It’s not a surprise as they were getting ready to win this election. Frankly, they did win this election. The sacred victory was not stolen by Democrat fraud (and yeah, the main opposition are the “Democratic Party of Japan”), as the Lib Dems have expanded their parliamentary majority.