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Thinking of some new plates for my Hummer… pic.twitter.com/6bHMVxyFY0

— L. Louise Lucas (@SenLouiseLucas) October 30, 2025

In case the joke is lost on you here’s a hint: Virginia has 11 congressional districts.

“Worked really hard, 24/7, took in Trillions of Dollars, and Chuck Schumer said trip was ‘a total dud,’ even though he knows it was a spectacular success. Words like that are almost treasonous!” posted the thin-skinned baby on Thursday. An actual shot back at Schumer might’ve helped make it sound a little less whiny and clearly wounded by a guy who’s supposed to be a non-entity.

In what Punchbowl News calls a “shocking development” Democrats and Republicans on Ohio’s bipartisan redistricting commission on Wednesday struck a deal that will slightly adjust the borders of two blue-held districts to make them a little more competitive, a third to make it less competitive, and leave another two held by Dem Congresswomen Shontel Brown and Joyce Beatty pretty safe.

The seats currently held by Republicans Max Miller, Mike Carey, and Mike Turner will also remain theoretically winnable by Dems. In the larger picture it’s yet another setback for convicted felon President Trump’s campaign of stacking the deck to hang onto the House GOP majority after a similar dead end in New Hampshire and still-uncertain gains in Missouri and Indiana – in the latter Governor Mike Braun this week called a special session to increase pressure on the Republican holdouts in the state Senate to obey the Orange Allah’s holy commands. “I am calling a special legislative session to protect Hoosiers from efforts in other states that seek to diminish their voice in Washington and ensure their representation in Congress is fair,” the cunt said in his announcement.

Meanwhile Maryland Dems aren’t on the same page with their mission to kill the lone GOP district in their state held by Freedom Caucasians chair Andy Harris, while in New York a new lawsuit seeks to get a judge to butcher the south Brooklyn/Staten Island district held by dishonest and dislikeable MAGA Congresswoman Nicole Malliotakis. For now at least the Dems have pretty much offset the fat bastard’s map-rigging push but next year could bring a new wave of gains for the fascist empire.

Convicted felon President Trump on Thursday emerged from a meeting with Chinese dictator Xi Jingping jubilant after having been worked in some way or another and announced that the tariffs on the country’s exports to the United States had been reduced to 47 percent from who even remembers what they were, shit is still more expensive, the Washington Post reports

Vice President Neckbeard already whiffed after being asked “Do you think it is a conflict of interest for Miriam Adelson to give millions of dollars to his campaign and then Trump have pro-Israel policies?” by some student. “If you’re asking, do I think the president has a conflict of interest? No, I do not. The President is America first through and through…” Jaydee’s reponse went.

Convicted felon President Trump’s minions are considering holding their 2026 midterm convention in Las Vegas, the Wall Street Journal reports on a great moneymaking opportunity for Donald.

A very strange, aberrant woman – whose appearance and affect give the impression her age is about half her actual 33 or 34 years – served as a polymathic go-to on the fields of elections and healthcare policy whilst being billed as a “podcast host” on Wednesday. Viewers were no doubt left estimably dumber and possibly nauseated by the woman’s disquietingly robotic cadence.

After placing on leave two DC Assistant US Attorneys who accurately described Obama assassination attempt defendant Taylor Taranto as a Capitol insurrectionist and convicted felon President Trump as having posted a link to a newsletter with the address of the 44th president’s DC home shortly before the attempt, US Attorney Jeanine “Judge Box-o-Wine” Pirro’s more loyal lieutenants on Tuesday pulled it from the docket and submitted a new version with those sore spots scrubbed, Lawfare’s Roger Parloff reports. Thank you for ignoring certain elements of this matter.

“Former FBI Agent Walter Giardina is a DIRTY COP! He should be, along with Deranged Jack Smith, the sinister team of Lisa Monaco and Andrew Weissmann, Liddle’ Jay Bratt, Norm Eisen and his FAKE Charity, CREW, Christopher Wray, Merrick Garland, Thomas Windom, who dreamt up the corrupt J-6 Witch Hunt, should be investigated, immediately. They are a disgrace to our Nation. Thank you for your attention to this matter!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday, throwing a tantrum over God knows what the fuck latest circlejerk just came up in right wing media.

This of course is in direct tension with what Americans were told last week by House Administration Committee chair Bryan Steil, who proclaimed the House Oversight Dems would be prohibited from “doxing” ICE agents with a tracker. That was a lie but either way the point was that it could potentially put ICE agents in danger of retribution from angry leftist Antifa terrorists blah blah blah.

The fat bastard then posted “South Korea has agreed to pay the USA 350 Billion Dollars for a lowering of the Tariff’s charged against them by the United States. Additionally, they have agreed to buy our Oil and Gas in vast quantities, and investments into our Country by wealthy South Korean Companies and Businessmen will exceed 600 Billion Dollars. Our Military Alliance is stronger than ever before and, based on that, I have given them approval to build a Nuclear Powered Submarine, rather than the old fashioned, and far less nimble, diesel powered Submarines that they have now. A great trip, with a great Prime Minister!” which lied about who paid the tariffs on South Korean exports (American consumers), is almost certainly full of shit about the “wealthy South Korean companies and businessmen,” and misidentified South Korean President Lee Jae-muyng’s office.

Punchbowl News’s Andrew Desiderio reports he had “never” seen Senate Majority Leader John Thune get as angry as he did about 30 minutes ago over the SNAP funding bill, “screaming” at New Mexico Dem Benny Ray Lujan over what Thune called “a cynical attempt for political cover,” leading Lujan to deem it a “breach of decorum” in response. Guess you’d be mad too if the other party forced you on the record on whether you want needy families and children nationwide to go hungry.

Rio de Janeiro activist Raulii Santiago was mad enough when police officials announced they had bagged and tagged around 60 suspected members of a drug gang in a massive Tuesday raid on the neighborhoods of Penha and Complexo de Alemao. “We saw executed people: shot in the back, shots to the head, stab wounds, people tied up. This level of brutality, the hatred spread – there’s no other way to describe it except as a massacre,” Santiago told the Associated Press on Wednesday.

That was before Rio state police secretary Felipe Curi revised the toll up to 115 after saying another few dozen bodies had been located after the operation involving over 2,500 cops and soldiers had ended. Four cops were also killed in the raid, which cuffed at least 118 still-living suspects and seized 93 rifles and more than half a ton of drugs from the gang known as the “Red Command.”

FBI Director K$H Patel seems to have no problem with public officials using taxpayer K$H frivolously and for their own personal benefit. Or maybe just when that public official is him as the Daily Beast reports the 45 year-old children’s book author-turned-top federal law enforcement official used the Bureau’s plane to fly to College Station, Pennsylvania over the weekend to watch his 26 year-old country singer girlfriend Alexis Wilkins perform at, uh, halftime (?) of the Real American Freestyle (RAF) pro-wrestling event. Not very complicated story short, former agent turned anti-FBI podcaster Kyle Seraphin matched an Instagram post from Wilkins at the event showing her with K$H to public flight logs for Patel’s FBI plane, N708JH, landing in Pennsylvania Saturday before heading to Wilkins’ hometown of Nashville. It then continued on to Texas, where presumably K$H got some FBI stuff in.

“On 10/28/25 a wreck occurred on I59 near mile marker 117. This was a truck carrying Rehsus monkeys from Tulane University. The monkeys are approximately 40lbs, they are aggressive to humans and they require PPE to handle. The monkeys carry hepatitis C, herpes, and COVID. Tulane University has been notified and will send a team to pick up the monkeys tomorrow (the ones that are still caged),” the Jasper County, Mississippi Sheriff’s Department posted on Facebook Tuesday.

In an update edited into the same post at some point later, department officials wrote that “there are 3 monkeys still on the loose after the officials from Tulane were able to get inside the truck and get a correct count. Officials from Tulane arrived this evening rather than tomorrow as previously reported. We are doing our best to update the public, but we are still in the midst of gathering all pertinent information. We will continue to release updates as we get more information.”

The thrilling minute-by-minute hunt later continued with “All but one of the escaped monkeys have been destroyed. We have been in contact with an animal diposal company to help handle the situation. Mississippi Wildlife and Fisheries is also on site with our local law enforcement. We are continuing to look for the one monkey that is still on the loose.” The sheriff’s department officials did not elaborate on what “destroyed” meant specifically, though “shot their heads off with a Glock semi” would seem the most likely method and means of spanking this monkey problem.

The above headline is the entirety of a now-deleted Wednesday Truth Social post from convicted felon President Trump, timestamped just over two hours ago at 9:47 AM EDT, or 10:47 PM in South Korea where the president is currently stopping on a leg of his tour of east Asia. Trump did not compose another post correcting himself and finishing the thought that those of us opposed to his politics should not dare hope was the product of a sudden, catastrophic heart attack or stroke.

Convicted felon President Trump’s regime on Wednesday ordered DC US Attorney Judge Box-o-Wine, aka Jeanine Pirro, to place on leave two of her top prosecutors, Carlos Valdivia and Samuel White, a disciplinary move that sources tell MSNBC’s Ken Dilanian was for their sin of submitting to a court a sentencing memo accurately describing the events leading up to the June 29, 2023 arrest of then-fugitive Capitol rioter Taylor Taranto near former President Barack Obama’s house in the capital’s Kalorama neighborhood, while armed, dangerous, and fully ready to spill some blood.

Those “events”? “On June 29, 2023, then-former President Donald Trump published on a social media platform the purported address of former President Barack Obama. Taranto re-posted the address on the same platform and thereafter started livestreaming from his van on his YouTube channel,” says the sentencing memo which, it should be noted, recommends 27 months in federal prison minus time served. Taranto has been in jail for the past 28 months. So he’ll walk free if the judge accepts the recommendation – one that also should be noted carries the imprimatur of Box-o-Wine’s approval, if not her actual signature. Meaning that either she didn’t read it – likely given that she’s an alcoholic and doesn’t actually care what her team puts in these memos – or she did and failed to anticipate that her Obese Fuhrer would take exception to contributing to a failed attempt to assassinate his predecessor by constantly posting bullshit on Truth Social that he also didn’t read.

If there’s any consciousness of guilt on Donald’s part it is solely directed at the two federal prosecutors and not within. The actual post, a link to an April 1, 2017 edition of the the Phyllis Schlafly newsletter containing the Kalorama address of the Obamas’ DC home that Taranto intended to attack, has not been deleted. So really it’s just them taking the heat for this. If Trump, Pam Bondi, and/or Todd Blanche etc are angry with Pirro over her negligence, be it stupidity or laziness, it seems unlikely she’s going to face any similar consequences that will surface in public reporting.

This jackass literally just said “The polling continues to show that the approval of Republicans in congress is rising with each passing day” as though that’s somehow an accomplishment that advances progress toward ending the shutdown and governing the United States.

A year after shattering conventional attitudes toward bacon and infusions with the utterly seismic debut of the Cinnamon Toast Crunch “Cinnadust”-seasoned 12 oz pre-cooked weight packs of HORMEL® BLACK LABEL® Bacon, the alchemists at the processed food conglomerate are at it again with a whole new collab. From a Hormel press release: “Two flavor powerhouses, HORMEL® BLACK LABEL® bacon and Frank’s RedHot®, have joined forces to ignite taste buds with a bold new limited-edition product – HORMEL® BLACK LABEL® Frank’s RedHot® flavored bacon. Available now for a limited time, each hardwood-smoked strip is crafted to deliver crispy perfection layered with savory depth and a bold burst of heat that fans of both brands will instantly recognize and crave.”

“To celebrate the launch, fans are encouraged to participate in the #OnEverythingChallenge, starting Tuesday, Oct 28, by sharing their wildest food mashups featuring bacon and hot sauce on social media. Think spicy bacon ice cream, bacon-wrapped pickles, even bacon-infused cupcakes.”

“Bacon plays a larger-than-life role in consumers’ lives. It’s more than food. It’s a symbol, a feeling, an experience. That’s what the makers of the HORMEL® BLACK LABEL® brand believe. First established in 1963, the HORMEL® BLACK LABEL® brand is the fastest-growing bacon brand in America and continues to push the bacon world forward, offering a portfolio of flavor-forward products that no other brand can match,” the superlative-laden war cry continued.

This week’s Economist/YouGov national survey finds approval of the October 18th No Kings protests at a decent enough 49 to 33 percent among respondents overall, the nationwide demonstrations were very deep underwater with Trump 2024 voters at 17 percent approve to 72 percent disapprove, with the remaining 11 percent not sure if the approve or disapprove of the movement.

The net negative 55 percent approval rating from the president’s supporters is a large red flag the organizers of the No Kings movement have their work cut out for them if they want the next protest to be more agreeable to MAGA voters. Constructive suggestions could include allowing ICE agents to break the noses and then pepper spray a randomly-selected one of every 50 No Kings protestors over the age of 60 and there’s only so far that this sarcasm can go because lol what a freaking silly question for a national poll. Of course they (mostly) weren’t going to “approve” of 7 million mostly liberal Americans taking to the streets to challenge the legitimacy of their Lord and Savior.

That 17 percent did is just bizarre and it’s anyone’s guess as to why. On the question of whether they participated in the rallies, 3 percent said yes, they did turn out but there are plenty of Trump voters who now regret it – just as for whatever reason 5 percent of former Vice President Kamala Harris’s voters disapproved of the protests. Maybe it’s as simple as assuming most of the pro-No Kings Turmp voters were in favor because they think it made libs look stupid and annoying.

The barbarians are no longer outside the gate, they’re inside.

Just look at Mamdani's support among foreign-born voters.  He wouldn't have a chance at winning if it were only native-born New Yorkers voting. pic.twitter.com/ckqOSpVO2R

— Congressman Randy Fine (@RepFine) October 28, 2025