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A new Emerson College survey of Nevada likely voters finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump 48 to 47 percent in the Silver State, a really freaking bad sign for the Orange God Emperor given Emerson’s MAGA tilt over the last two years.

At least 19 guerrillas of the Moro Liberation Front, an ISIS-linked Muslim separatist group based in the southern Philippines region of Mindanao, are dead after a little disagreement between two commander over strategy or resources or maybe they were just bored, the Manila Times reports.

Philippine Army Lt Colonel Rowel Gavilanes said he and local Mayor Datu Malik Mamasabulod Alhadj said they had tried to stop the two factions from going medieval on each other – mind you Gavilanes and Alhadj are supposed to be Moros’ enemies – but couldn’t broker a deal. They’re going to try again now that the smoke has cleared and the body bags are being zipped up.

Today's cover: ‘Strong, intelligent’ Republican women torch Kamala supporter Mark Cuban for dismissive comments on ‘The View’ https://t.co/IUmfyqhoLm pic.twitter.com/z7Pxx4BFDH

— New York Post (@nypost) November 1, 2024

Ughhhhhh… Again, we’re going to try to be circumspect and not make a call for how Tuesday’s going to go. The stakes are simply too high to fuck around and tempt fate. We will however be so bold as to make a call on what certain signals and noises say about how the other guys are feeling. This specific noisy signal, attacking freaking Mark Cuban for whatever the fuck it is he said does not exude confidence in the Orange God Emperor’s appeal to women. In the whole context of the meltdown over women outvoting men on early/mail-in ballots and the “whether they like it or not” line and the Access Hollywood tape making a comeback on TikTok and the Julia Roberts-narrated ad depicting women secretly voting Harris in defiance of their MAGA husbands… No, this cover does not come across as a flex. Team Murdoch seriously didn’t have anything to go after Harris directly?

White House comms staff altered the transcript of President Joe Biden’s now-MAGA-infamous “garbage” comment to add the apostrophe over the objections of the career stenographers, the AP reports on what will be seen as a “win” for Elise Stefanik and the other House GOP dipshits who opened an investigation into the transcript of the Tuesday night Zoom call with Voto Latino.

“The only garbage I see floating out there is his supporters – his – his demonization of Latinos is unconscionable, and it’s un-American,” said the original version, with the apostrophe added to “supporters” to change it from plural to possessive, thereby “altering” the meaning.

First off, when you actually look at it “in context” like that, there’s an extremely strong argument that Biden did in fact mean it in the possessive sense, that the “his” shifted from Trump to asshole “comedian” Tony Hinchcliffe, as in “[Hinchcliffe’s] demonization of Latinos is unconscionable.” This isn’t political staff altering public record so much as favoring their side of a very, very close call.

Second off, L-O-fucking-L that this is the “major scandal” of the final days of this election, that both the House GOP were “right” that something was fishy and it’s now on them to try to make this matter AND, more importantly, tie it to Vice President Kamala Harris. Best of luck to them on that.

A new set of Marist College/NPR/PBS News swing state surveys finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump 51 to 48 percent in Michigan and 50 to 48 percent in both Pennsylvania and Wisconsin. On favorability Harris is net +1 percent in Michigan to Trump’s net negative 10 percent, in Pennsylvania Harris is net 0 to Trump negative 4 percent, while in Wisconsin they’re dead even at negative 5 percent each. That last -5 for Harris sounds a little outlier-ish.

The Botswana Democratic Party (BDP) is in total disarray after getting their asses handed to them in Wednesday’s big parliamentary elections, with returns pouring in Friday showing an end to 58 years of dominance stretching all the way back to the nation’s independence in 1966 after the Umbrella for Democratic Change took a shit ton of seats, leaving the BDP with just one, the BBC reports.

“I will respectfully step aside and participate in a smooth transition process ahead of inauguration,” said President Mokgweetsi Masisi as he conceded on Friday. “I wish to congratulate the opposition on their victories and concede the elections. I am proud of our democratic processes and I respect the will of the people,” Masisi continued. The UDC wave must’ve been “too big to rig.”

Not-100-percent-reliable Trump chronicler Michael Wolff tells the Daily Beast that notorious dead sex trafficker showed him photos of the convicted felon former president with topless young girls sitting on his lap that were taken at Epstein’s Palm Beach mansion some time in the late 1990s.

“They were with Trump at Epstein’s Palm Beach house sitting around the pool with these young girls, and the young girls are topless. And in some of the pictures, they’re sitting in his lap. I mean, and, and then there’s one I especially remember where there’s a stain, a telltale stain and on the front of Trump’s pants, and the girls are pointing at him and laughing,” Wolff said from his recollection, also claiming that the FBI under Bill Barr seized the photos out of Epstein’s kompromat safe in 2019.

Wolff seems to inhabit some liminal space where like everything he claims feels true but it’s just kind of, um, iffy. But Trump getting slandered (if it is slander) like this couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

Fani Willis knows what she’s doing when it comes to RICO cases.  In the longest-running criminal trial in the state, the Fulton County District Attorney secured a guilty plea from rapper Young Thug, a week after three of his co-defendants agreed to plea deals last week, NBC News reports.

Young Thug–real name: Jeffery Lamar Williams–was indicted on a 56-count RICO indictment that originally named 27 co-defendants for their roles in the operation of the Young Slime Life, or YSL, street gang.  Jury selection in Williams’ trial started in January 2023.

The RICO charges and prosecution are constructed in a similar way to the charges facing Republican standard-bearer and past/future election denier Donald Trump and 18 co-defendants.  To date, Willis has secured guilty pleas from four of the co-defendants.

Right wing newspaper-ish um media outlet the Washington Examiner reports that Team MAGA are starting to piss their pants over lagging male turnout in key swing states, citing tweets by small-faced get-out-the-vote expert Charlie Kirk and other right wing propagandist Mike Cernovich.

“Supporters of former President Donald Trump have largely been optimistic [Are you fucking serious? ‘Optimistic’? Lol, the whole MAGAverse has been acting like he’s already won for months now] about his chances to take back the White House, but with less than a week before Election Day, some are raising the red flag over early voting data,” the Examiner writes of the about-face.

Christ… On paper it wasn’t the worst idea and it still yet may work. Activating low-propensity male voters in the Rogan-crypto-MMA-incel-masturbator set would probably have run up the score against Joe Biden. It may prove decisive on Election Day. It also required competence and execution which – look, we’re not the ones saying this, the Examiner and Kirk are – does not appear to have actually been effected in the early vote phase here and now it looks like it’s Tuesday or nothing.

Addressing a skeptical Maria Bartiromo on Thursday about why this time will be different when MAGA voters were disappointed after promises of a Red Wave in 2022, Jesus Dork Speaker of the House did pretty much nothing that would actually allay that skepticism, just trying to assure the crazy hag that they’ll kick some ass because Trump is on the ballot and people love him and so on.

A new set of swing state surveys by CNN/SSRS finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump 48 to 47 percent among likely voters in North Carolina while in Georgia the same numbers are flipped and Trump leads 48 to 47 among LVs in the Peach State.

“Lyin’ Kamala is giving a News Conference now, saying that I want to end the Affordable Care Act. I never mentioned doing that, never even thought about such a thing,” posted convicted felon former President Trump on Thursday. The rant went on for longer but we kind of had to stop him right there because the fat fuck is either forgetting (entirely possible given the grave state of his physical and mental health) or outright lying that he tried and failed to repeal the Affordable Care Act in 2017.

Actually what would be even funnier is if he thinks the Affordable Care Act and its better known media sobriquet “Obamacare” are two completely different things. Can’t rule that out here.

“Just watched Kamala’s Fake News Conference – ALL LIES! She is desperate but, more importantly, she looks totally EXHAUSTED! She should rest now, and leave the Campaigning to me!” the fat fuck wrote in a later post. LOL at the “leave the Campaigning to me!” Sounds like a confident winner.

🔥🔥🔥 WOW! You see what Fox News anchor Bill Hemmer just did?!? Liberal Foxy Jessica Tarlov was droning on and on about how President Trump said “I’m going to do it whether the women like it or not. I am going to protect them,” and how it was bad for his campaign and Hemmer just TOTALLY SHUT HER DOWN by saying it was “taken out of context”! HELLO 911? I’D LIKE TO REPORT A RHETORICAL MURDER! Completely destroyed her for trying to say it would hurt him with women voters! CONTEXT 1, WOMEN VOTERS 0! FATALITY! FLAWLESS VICTORY! AMERICA WINS! 🔥🔥🔥

Rapper Cardi B will take the stage with Vice President Kamala Harris at a Friday rally in Milwaukee, CNN’s Elizabeth Wagmeister reports, noting that Cardi had backed away from endorsing Joe Biden earlier this year because, in her words “I don’t fuck with both y’all.”

Still waiting for the Taylor Swift campaign stop. Not that it’ll do much if anything one way or another at this point, but it’d still be nice as a little “fuck you” to Charlie Kirk, Ben Shapiro, and the rest of those tickledicks who spent countless hours of airtime sweating it this year.

“We caught them CHEATING BIG in Pennsylvania. Must announce and PROSECUTE, NOW! This is a CRIMINAL VIOLATION OF THE LAW. STOP VOTER FRAUD! CHECK OUT KAMALA’S NEW SLEAZEBAG LAWYER. WE ARE ON THEM ALL THIS TIME! Who would have ever thought that our Country is so CORRUPT?” posted convicted felon former President Trump on Thursday, once again declining to explain what the fuck he’s talking about when he says he and his team (?) “caught them.”

NEW AD: The Creature from the Orange Lagoon#HappyHalloween pic.twitter.com/Ff5gm3D8iT

— Kamala HQ (@KamalaHQ) October 31, 2024

Beaming with pride and joy right now to see the Harris campaign finally use “Orange” (if it’s come up before we must’ve missed it). All the freaking thousands of times we used it in one way or another to refer to the fat bastard or his campaign and – not taking credit for this or anything – they’re finally using it themselves to mock the demented old slob and his fascist aspirations.

Philadelphia District Attorney Larry Krasner on Thursday asked a judge to hold Elon Musk in contempt of court after he fucked off from an initial hearing in the DA’s case against him over the $1 million lottery scam, Reuters reports, without mentioning any statement from Musk yet.

Finance bro Adam Turnquist tells Politico that the S&P 500’s recent gains strongly indicate that Vice President Kamala Harris will defeat convicted felon former President Trump next week, based on past patterns in which a climb favored the incumbent party 20 of the last 24 elections.

“The market’s making a call for Harris to win,” said Turnquist, chief technical strategist at the financial services company LPL Financial. “When there’s more certainty about the incumbent party winning the White House, we know for the most part the policies they’ve [installed]. There’s just a level of comfort that the market has with that certainty.” Turnquist points to the 2.3 percent drop ahead of the 2016 election that signaled a Trump win against both Hillary Clinton’s email server and Hillary herself. “You were laughed at for even thinking about it. But the market was right.”

The article then quotes from skeptics who say that it doesn’t matter because the S&P also climbed ahead of Trump’s defeat in 2020 and that the divided electorate isn’t as something something the stock market. And Trump spokesanimal Karoline Leavitt had her whole spiel that the Orange Jesus is dominating and blah blah blah. She didn’t however try the old “investors are pricing in a Trump win and that’s why the market is up” as apparently that line of horseshit is even too ridiculous for her.