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“Not acting like someone who has nothing to hide”

Regime sources tell the Atlantic that convicted felon President Trump commanded his aides to boot reporters out of the room during the televised events at the White House since Wednesday morning after the House Oversight Dems dropped those damning Jeffrey Epstein emails. Normally not shy from bickering with the press, the fat bastard closed off access to avoid addressing the emails.

Instead the Orange God Emperor chose to rant privately to outside allies in phone calls, raging at the Democrats and media for perpetuating the shitshow, vowing to turn the pressure up on Republican Senators to vote no on forcing the Justice Department to release all the files. Just two days ago this site was operating under the assumption that the Senate wouldn’t even take it up but now CNN’s reporting suggests that many in the House are more than a little bullish on getting past the 2/3rds threshold in the chamber. That doesn’t legally obligate Senate Majority Leader John Thune to bring it to the floor any more than a simple House majority would but it’s obvious that politically a 2/3rds veto-proof margin would make much less defensible to mothball than a 225-ish yes vote.

All of which led one of these Trump allies – who sat through the lengthy phone venting session hearing Donald bitch and moan about it still being a story but nothing about why he’s so opposed to transparency – to tell Donald to come up with a different strategy as he’s “not acting like someone who has nothing to hide.” In fact no one in the Orange Overlord’s court of supplicants seems to know what exactly was the extent of his friendship with the dead sex trafficker.

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Tennessee GOP chair “cautiously optimistic” about TN-7 special

Tennessee state GOP chairman Scott Golden tells Politico he’s “cautiously optimistic” about the December 2 special election to replace former Congressman Mark Green – who resigned last summer – in the state’s 7th District, seeing candidate Matt Van Epps as an America First blah blah blah choice for the voters there. “But I think that there’s a lot of blocking and tackling that we still need to do to make sure that the vote comes out,” Golden added about a race against Dem Aftyn Behn that isn’t supposed to be competitive. It would be very bad for the GOP if they lose this one.

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Florida Republican voter gets 170 years for producing child porn

“US District Judge Carlos E Mendoza has sentenced David Andrew Ogden (40, Winter Park) to 170 years in federal prison for production and possession of child sexual abuse material. Ogden pleaded guilty on August 20, 2025. According to court documents, on September 8, 2024, Ogden entered an apartment without permission where three minor children were sleeping. He began touching two of the children and used his cellphone to produce child sexual abuse material (CSAM) of them.”

“Following Ogden’s arrest later that night, a search warrant was executed on his cellphone which revealed additional CSAM Ogden had produced in 2022 and 2024 involving two other minor children. Ogden’s phone also contained more than 1,000 AI-generated CSAM images and 10 AI-generated videos, some of which portrayed the abuse of children between the ages of 2 and 6 years old,” says a Justice Department/Middle District of Florida press release.

It doesn’t say Ogden’s political party. That’s on VoterRecords.com‘s registration listing.

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Swalwell referred to DOJ for lame “mortgage fraud” crime

Fannie Man Bill Pulte on Thursday sent another one of his stupid criminal referrals to the Justice Department for “mortgage fraud” allegedly committed by Dem California Congressman Eric Swalwell, Fox News reports on more of that “weaponization” that Jim Jordan used to hate.

But forget the hypocrisy or “goose for the gander” shit and let this suck on its own terms internally to the MAGA universe: They’re going after Swalwell because he’s a pain in the ass and mocks them constantly on TV. None of his constituents are going to think this is real and he’s extremely unlikely to get convicted – hell it’s even fair to question whether he’ll even be indicted for this nonsense.

The chances that this doesn’t end in butthurt and tears for all the fanboys are vanishingly slim, but that’s not even the worst part for them. It’s the opportunity cost of putting federal prosecutors and FBI agents into working backwards from the predetermined outcome on such a chickenshit case over whether he didn’t read a fucking mortgage application closely enough when how many millions did Nancy and Paul Pelosi make on insider trading scams? How many goddamned times did Trump bring that up and yet she’s still raking in the cash? How many more Democrats in the House are committing actual crimes like bribery and improper use of campaign funds and all sorts of other shit? There has to be several that are legitimately corrupt, maybe even more, but building those cases would take real work so let’s just go for the “easy” charges to harass Eric Swalwell, Adam Schiff, Letitia James, and Jim Comey because they make the “rule of law” libtards scream at the sky.

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The “Biden would’ve released the Epstein files if…” line returns

Mini-cut of House Republicans bringing back the “if Trump was incriminated by the Epstein files then Biden would’ve released them” line on Thursday (although the first one was the “This is just a distraction from the Senate Dems’ shutdown cave” line). Now, tempting as it is to once again rehash the old “Trump stole classified nuclear secrets and the MAGA propaganda machine said the FBI planted the files, so SURE they’d believe it Merrick Garland said Trump raped teen sex trafficking victims” and call it a wrap, it’s worth noting what makes the deflection suck even worse this time.

First off, the emails dropped on Wednesday by the House Oversight Dems came from Epstein’s estate, not the Justice Department. They were never in government hands until this week. Second, even if they had been collected years ago, what in them is criminally actionable? You can say they definitely could’ve helped damage Trump politically last year, but that’s something for Dem voters to rage at Merrick Garland for not fighting dirtier. And also see above about whether MAGA voters would’ve believed it. Third, Trump is the president now and on Wednesday he tried and failed to strongarm Nancy Mace and Lauren Boebert into backing out of the discharge petition to force a vote to force the DOJ to release the files. That’s the whole fucking reason this “hoax” is still going on.

Trump doesn’t want the files released. He wants this all to go away, probably because they contain evidence that he at the very least knew that his friend was raping and abusing teenage girls. While it takes a lot of words to explain and the whole scandal is a confusing mess, that stark reality is actually pretty simple to understand: Trump was complicit in if not a satisfied customer of a sex trafficking ring and he’s trying to prevent the wider public from gaining that understanding.

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Todd Blanche acknowledges Ghislaine lied to him

Having read through the damning emails released by the House Oversight Dems Clinton impeachment lawyer-turned-anti-MAGA crusader George Conway on Wednesday tweeted that “An important side note about today’s Epstein/Trump revelations. They show that Todd Blanche’s questioning of Ghislaine Maxwell was either (a) completely incompetent; or (b) intentionally crafted not to elicit facts incriminating Trump. Either way, he is not fit to serve as Deputy Attorney General of the United States,” a pretty standard observation from a smart legal mind such as George’s.

Then on Thursday Blanche responded with “George, you’ve never been confused for a trial lawyer, and these kinds of posts explain why. When I interviewed Maxwell, law enforcement didn’t have the materials Epstein’s estate hid for years and only just provided to Congress.”

“Stop talking. It’s unbecoming,” Blanche added at the end because irony’s still dead and only getting deader. What the actual fuck is this guy thinking? He just said a federal prison inmate lied to him and he did not have the contradictory information available at the time but nothing about actually punishing her for having done so. Blanche could do that NOW. He could send Maxwell to ADX Florence with a phone call. She conned him, he admits it in a shitpost reply to Conway, and that’s it.

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Maxwell getting free toilet paper from Club Fed commissary: CNN

Inmates at the “Club Fed” women’s federal prison camp in Bryan, Texas are allowed to shop at the commissary once a week and are always sure to stock up on rolls of Scott toilet paper that cost $2.25 each, a resource they zealously guard from others, according to CNN’s sources at the joint.

“You don’t understand the value of toilet paper in prison. It is hoarded. It is hidden from staff,” said Sam Mangel, a former federal prison inmate turned consultant with clients currenty at Bryan. “If you think about it, you can go without shampoo for a day or two. You can’t go without toilet paper.”

However there’s one inmate who does not face the same supply chain issue: Dirty Jeff’s main accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell, who gets as much as she wants for free. This is on top of all her other privileges like her own private cell without the usual three other inmates, private meetings with visitors in the chapel with snacks supplied by prison staff, and extra attention from guards.

At first glance maybe the toilet paper detail isn’t really adding to the picture that previous reporting on Maxwell’s time in Club Fed over the last few months did not. However something sticks out in CNN’s story that wasn’t in the Wall Street Journal, NBC, etc’s previous reporting on the situation, all seemingly sourced from inmates’ spouses or lawyers or maybe rank and file prison staff.

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Italian prosecutors probing 1990s Sarajevo murder tourism ring

Since convicted felon President Trump’s ex-bestie Jeffrey Epstein’s sex trafficking ring is back in the headlines here’s another depraved leisure activity that 1990s elites allegedly engaged in: The New York Post reports that prosecutors in Italy are investigating reports that, during the 1992-1996 siege of Bosnia’s capital of Sarajevo, the Serbian militias surrounding the city offered a $90,000 “sniper tourism” package in which the British, French, German, and other foreign patrons could murder the desperate, starving citizens of the ruined city from a safe and comfortable distance, ammo included.

Killing children was prohibited – unless the tourists paid extra – according to investigative reporter Ezio Gavazzeni, who brought the evidence he’s gathered so far to Italian law enforcement. “There were no political or religious motivations. They were rich people who went there for fun and personal satisfaction. We are talking about people who love guns who perhaps go to shooting ranges or on safari in Africa,” said Gavazzeni, adding that he’d already uncovered the identities of some of the Italians involved and that prosecutors in Milan are going to be inviting them in to chat soon.

In totally unrelated news, Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner’s Saudi-funded “investment group” is working on a deal with the government of Serbian President Aleksandar Vucic to build a $500 million luxury hotel and residential complex in the capital city of Belgrade at the site of the former Yugoslav Defense Ministry headquarters – which had been destroyed by a NATO airstrike in 1999. Vucic served as information minister under war criminal dictator Slobodan Milosevic, whose regime had supported the Bosnian Serb militias’ inhuman savagery in Sarajevo and elsewhere in the Balkans.

Sure sounds more lucrative for Vucic than selling and conducting $90,000+ murder safari packages.

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George Santos and Anna Delvey team up for DC “veterans” event

A far right PR firm called “Renegade DC” held a “Toast to the Troops” event headlined by disgraced Republican former Congressman George Santos and other famous con artist Anna Delvey – who was supposed to have been deported a few years ago but who the hell knows – at an Irish pub in the District on Tuesday, the Washington Post reports because why the hell not remake VH1’s The Surreal Life. Hell that’s basically what DC is nowadays anyway with former reality show stars, TV personalities, and washed-up celebs like Donald Trump, Sean Duffy, Dr Oz, Robert F Kennedy Jr, and Pete Hegseth running the government of the United States of America.

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Mike Johnson says Epstein files bill hits floor next week

Jesus Dork Speaker Mike Johnson on Wednesday told reporters the bill to compel the DOJ to release all the Epstein files will hit the floor next week, something Punchbowl’s Jake Sherman observed “could wait until after Thanksgiving but the leadership seems to want to move past this.”

Again, this could’ve been over with months ago and NOW they want it over and done with.

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Japanese airport resumes flights after bear incursion

At some point this is becoming less of a “Hahaha Japanese bears are rising up against humans” and more like a “seriously what the fuck is going on over there” kind of thing as during a nationwide rampage that has left at least 12 dead and roughly 100 injured this year that has now required the military to be deployed, an airport in Iwate Prefecture halted all flights an hour and half on Wednesday as a bear entered the grounds and was spotted near the tarmac, NHK reports.

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High school dropout not dropping out, Don Bacon in too (?)

Asked by CNN’s Manu Raju on Wednesday if she’s going to cave to convicted felon President Trump’s pressure and pull her name from the Epstein files discharge petition, 37 year-old grandma Congresswoman Lauren Boebert said simply “No” as the precious few minutes left ticked away.

Meanwhile Nebraska Republican Don Bacon told MSNBC’s Katy Tur he’s going to be a yes on the vote after the discharge petition is effected, but it was not clear if that also meant he would sign the discharge petition because if he could just go ahead and do that now this can all be over with…

Also he’s a fucking asshole because this all could’ve been over with two months ago if he’d signed.

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Yelling at seagulls more effective than speaking calmly: study

“Due to ongoing global urbanization, some animals have settled in urban environments and rely increasingly on anthropogenic resources. One such urban adapter is the European herring gull, Larus argentatus, whose presence in towns has led to conflict with humans. Previous research has found gulls perceive men’s shouting as a threat. We conducted a playback experiment on wild urban herring gulls in a foraging context to determine whether gulls perceive the difference between men shouting versus speaking the same words at the same volume, and whether those stimuli represented the same level of threat. Gulls reacted similarly to men shouting and speaking, as they flinched at the playback, exhibited vigilance, pecked less at the human food source and left the apparatus sooner than when exposed to robin song,” says the abstract to groundbreaking new research helmed by Dr Neeltje Boogert of the University of Exeter’s Cornwall, England campus.

“However, gulls differentiated between the acoustic properties of men’s vocalizations, as they flew away from men shouting but walked away from men speaking. When attempting to deter gulls from exploiting anthropogenic resources, talking might stop them from foraging, but shouting is more effective at making them flee,” the abstract continued. It’s not clear if the team is planning a follow-up study to see if a 9mm round to the seagull’s head is more effective than yelling at them.

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Orange Overlord demands absolute obedience on Epstein files

“The Democrats are trying to bring up the Jeffrey Epstein Hoax again because they’ll do anything at all to deflect on how badly they’ve done on the Shutdown, and so many other subjects. Only a very bad, or stupid, Republican would fall into that trap. The Democrats cost our Country $1.5 Trillion Dollars with their recent antics of viciously closing our Country, while at the same time putting many at risk — and they should pay a fair price. There should be no deflections to Epstein or anything else, and any Republicans involved should be focused only on opening up our Country, and fixing the massive damage caused by the Democrats!” posted Jeff’s buddy on Wednesday. Donald uber alles.

“In other words, the Democrats are using the Jeffrey Epstein Hoax to try and deflect from their massive failures, in particular, their most recent one — THE SHUTDOWN!” the fat bastard later added.

Notice how he didn’t actually say the emails are fake or were generated by AI or something.

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