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Republican mayor’s pants-less city hall sex romp subject of lawsuit

A former North Carolina municipal IT staffer is suing the mayor and the town of Mooresville, accusing them of retaliating against him for alerted his superiors to late night security cam footage of His Honor entering the unoccupied city hall with an unknown woman in October 2024 and then later walking through its corridors naked from the waist down, People Magazine reports.

In the federal complaint filed in the Western District of North Carolina, Jeffrey Noble asserts he never did anything to share or publicize the footage of Mayor Chris Carney’s carnality, but he couldn’t simply unsee the conduct “inconsistent with Town ethics and security policies” either, so he reported the misconduct to his supervisor. Instead of reporting it to a district attorney or a state ethics bureau, Mooresville officials then locked down access to the footage and Carney took a leave of absence for a few weeks last year. Noble was then accused of leaking the footage to the media, suspended, and subsequently fired in what we calls an act of unlawful retaliation.

People’s article does not mention that Carney’s a Republican and, in fairness, the position is officially non-partisan. However, even if his 2024 reelection campaign website didn’t give it away with the very obvious “PROMISES MADE, PROMISES KEPT” tagline there’s that Ballotpedia lists him as having ran for and served in the North Carolina state Senate as a Republican from 2011 to 2013. And then there’s the “North Carolina should take a conservative, moral stand on social issues. As for my family and me, we use the Bible as our moral compass. If I don’t like a law, I don’t go out and break it. I follow it while I work to change it. It’s really that simple, and I expect the same from others, especially government officials and employees. I am a pro-life Christian, Conservative and have fought, and will continue to fight, to protect families and our shared conservative values,” song and dance in the “campaign themes” section of his failed 2016 state Senate comeback bid.

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Donald insecure about Shah Jr

In an impromptu exclusive Oval Office interview, convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday told Reuters that the Iranian opposition “crown prince” Reza Pahlavi “seems very nice,” but “I don’t know how he’d play within his own country and we really aren’t up to that point yet… I don’t know whether or not his country would accept his leadership, and certainly if they would, that would be fine with me,” likely meaning Pahlavi has yet to sufficiently praise the Orange Ayatollah.

The interview came the same day that the fat bastard just randomly claimed that Tehran regime backed off plans to mass execute thousands of protestors arrested during the current upheaval.

Pressed on an array of other topics, like Congressional Republicans in a mini-uproar over his regime’s very ill-advised fake criminal probe of Fed Chair Jerome Powell, Trump said simply “I don’t care. There’s nothing to say. They should be loyal,” and “I don’t ​care what he says,” of Jamie Dimon.

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“You can’t quit, I’m firing you!” Bondi claims she told Minnesota prosecutors who definitely quit in disgust with her malevolence

Holy fuck these people are such mental children who can never simply be told no, I won’t open a criminal investigation into a woman who just watched her wife get shot in the face three times. There always has to be some spin where they’re on top, they’re always winning.

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Racist grandpa wants more death and suffering because the Blacks

“Does anybody believe that in Minneapolis, these are the Food Stamp Businesses? There’s no Food, there’s no cleanliness, there’s no service, there’s no nothing, except FRAUD. They get sent Millions of Dollars of Taxpayer Money, and laugh at how STUPID the Americans are, but not anymore. These people should be sent back to Somalia, or any other Country from where they came. California, Illinois, New York, and so many other places are equally as bad. It’s all a giant Democrat SCAM, with protection from the Fake News Media but, it will end, as we, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday, complete with some pics of some random bodegas.

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ICE recruitment vetting AI fuckup almost too stupid to believe

This is how fucking stupid and incompetent the Trump Regime is with what’s supposed to be their most important domestic policy issue: NBC News reports that there are two tiers to the recruiting pipeline, the first being those with current law enforcement experience who can go through a four-week online course to become ICE agents. Of course nobody doubts they’re the dregs of police and sheriff’s departments, many of them probably facing discipline or firing and need a new job, so on and so forth, but if in 2022 you’d heard the Biden Administration was doing the same thing for the DEA or ATF then you probably wouldn’t bat an eye. Four weeks orientation for current cops transitioning to street-level roles in federal law enforcement agencies is fine in a complete vacuum.

ICE in 2026 isn’t a vacuum, but follow along. The other pipeline tier is the eight weeks in-person for completely fresh recruits who have no prior experience working in law enforcement, like the pro-Antifa Slate reporter who got herself hired this week just to prove how bad the vetting is and as billed in the headline here’s another data point for that: The AI ICE has been using to filter and separate the two pipelines read shit like “compliance officer” and statements like “I wish to become an ICE officer” and took that to mean that they have law enforcement experience, putting them instead in the online course that they can probably half listen to the videos while playing Xbox.

Yes, they’re already out in the field, cracking heads and collecting a paycheck. “They now have to bring them back to the [Federal Law Enforcement Training Center],” a source told NBC.

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Ohio woman’s french fry mishap destroys Sunoco station canopy

The headline could’ve read “Five dead after car plows into Ohio gas station,” but thankfully an unidentified 56 year-old woman only destroyed the canopy over the pumps, according to WHIO.

The Cincinnati-area woman said she’d been eating french fries behind the wheel on Sunday when she began choking on one due to a “dry spot” in her throat, causing her to momentarily black out and lose control of her Buick, which then proceeded to hit the pylon of the canopy over the pumps in the Sunoco station on South Street in Wilmington. The canopy then partially scraped another vehicle but no one was injured. The woman was cited for failure to control the vehicle.

The establishment that sold her the excessively dry fries was not identified in the reporting.

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Regime stashing Venezuelan oil revenue at Qatari bank

Evidently worried that the people of the United States of America could somehow get a court order to seize the cash for the US Treasury, the Trump Regime is stashing the $500 million in revenue from the oil seized from Venezuela in a bank controlled by the Qatari royals, Semafor reports.

“President Trump brokered a historic energy deal with Venezuela, immediately following the arrest of narcoterrorist Nicolas Maduro, that will benefit the American and Venezuelan people,” a Trump White House spokesminion told Semafor in a statement not denying the money laundering scheme.

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Letitia James forces extremist Zionist group to settle with her office

“New York Attorney General Letitia James today announced a settlement ending Betar US’s (Betar) campaign of violence, harassment, and intimidation against Arab, Muslim, and Jewish New Yorkers after an extensive investigation by the Office of the Attorney General (OAG) found that the group repeatedly targeted individuals based on religion and national origin. Betar is a New York-based organization labeled an ‘extremist group’ by the Anti-Defamation League (ADL) for its ’embrace of Islamophobia and harass[ment] of Muslims.’ The OAG investigation uncovered evidence of Betar’s widespread persecution of Muslim, Arab, Palestinian, and Jewish New Yorkers, driven by broad hostility and animus toward several protected groups, in violation of New York civil rights laws. The settlement requires Betar to immediately cease instigating or encouraging violence against individuals, threatening protesters, and harassing individuals exercising their civil rights, and subjects the organization to a suspended $50,000 penalty that will be enforced if Betar violates the agreement. Betar is seeking to dissolve its not-for-profit corporation and has indicated to OAG that it is winding down operations in New York,” says NY AG Letitia James in a statement.

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Riley Gaines sings praises of Trump’s testosterone levels, then kind of fucks up and admits he’s an abusive misogynist

This hype session ahead of convicted felon President Trump’s upcoming pro-whole milk presser could’ve gone a little better for grift-fluencer Riley Gaines as she awkwardly called him a terrible misogyinst.

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Verizon super sorry they just effed you out of cell service

“We are aware of an issue impacting wireless voice and data services for some customers. Our engineers are engaged and are working to identify and solve the issue quickly. We understand how important reliable connectivity is and apologize for the inconvenience,” posted Verizon on Wednesday after millions reported their phones are stuck in that fucking stupid “SOS” mode.

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UAW backs Trump heckler

“The autoworker at the Dearborn Truck Plant is a proud member of a strong and fighting union-the UAW. He believes in freedom of speech, a principle we wholeheartedly embrace, and we stand with our membership in protecting their voice on the job. The UAW will ensure that our member receives the full protection of all negotiated contract language safeguarding his job and his rights as a union member. Workers should never be subjected to vulgar language or behavior by anyone – including the President of the United States,” says United Auto Workers Vice President and Ford Department Director Laura Dickerson in a statement that does not leave any ambiguity over its subject.

Kinda ballsy of them to be announcing it publicly. Like it’d be one thing for the union to quietly go to the mat for the now-suspended worker TJ Sabula – hell that’s the whole point of having a union and they’d be doing it if he was suspended for operating a metal stamper while drunk and high on the job. But to be shouting it out loud that they’re making this a matter of free speech – which a Fox News cameraman would not be entitled to if he called Trump a “pedophile protector,” let’s be completely honest here – is a signal that the UAW isn’t as deferential as the Orange God Emperor hoped they would be back during the 2023 strike. “SHOUT OUT TO YOUR UNION LEADERSHIP TO ENDORSE DONALD J TRUMP. I WILL KEEP YOUR JOBS AND MAKE YOU RICH!!!” the fat bastard famously posted days before holding a rally in front of non-union members holding fake signs.

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Majority say ICE makes American cities less safe: CNN poll

A new CNN/SSRS national survey finds that 51 percent of respondents – including 17 percent of Republicans – believe that ICE occupations make American cities less safe versus 31 percent who say the opposite, while just 37 percent trust the Trump Regime to carry out a fair and thorough investigation of the murder of Renee Good. Unfortunately CNN did not link to a crosstab PDF.

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CBS carries regime’s water a full week later

Nice work Bari. You could’ve just made this up on your own a fucking week ago, ran it by ICE, and then tweeted this shit without an actual article back before people already knew he wasn’t hurt.

Laura Loomer for some reason shared the above tweet and wrote “She deserved to be shot. Stop pretending like she was innocent. She caused the officer to sustain internal bleeding,” before quickly deleting it, raising the possibility that the white nationalist hell witch does not even believe it.

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“That’s why that lesbian bitch is dead”

Minneapolis volunteers Patty O’Keefe and Brandon Siguenza tell MPR News that on Sunday they were following an ICE vehicle when the agents got out, smashed the windows, sprayed them with tear gas, and dragged them to a gulag for eight hours before they were released without charges.

“The first thing I told the agent is that I had my passport in my coat pocket as he was handcuffing me. He brought me into an unmarked SUV and sat me down without buckling and ripped the whistle off my neck and said ‘I’m gonna be needing this later,'” Siguenza said, while O’Keefe, being held in a separate vehicle, was subjected to the agents’ mockery and taunts about her appearance.

“The ICE agent who had pepper sprayed into the vents of my car said ‘you guys gotta stop obstructing us, that’s why that lesbian bitch is dead,’ verbatim, speaking of Renee Good. Which filled me with absolute rage and shock that you could say that to one of her neighbors,” said O’Keefe.

Siguenza said he was subjected to interrogation over who he’s working with and what shadowy malefactors are paying him to fight back against the occupation. “I was shocked when I heard this, I didn’t know this was something they were doing. On the way to the room I saw many people, mostly Hispanic people, in cells crying. We heard people yelling, ‘let me out,’ we heard screaming, we just heard wailing, desperate wailing.” O’Keefe said she heard ICE agents laughing and bantering while the detainees moaned desperately in their cells. “Just the level of disconnection that you have to be able to have to have those light hearted conversations on the backdrop of desperate crying from people who have been torn away from their lives and their families is pretty disturbing to me.”

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Trump heckler suspended from job at Ford plant

The Ford worker who screamed “PEDOPHILE PROTECTOR” at pedophile protector President Trump during his visit to a Ford factory in Detroit on Tuesday has been suspended from his job, the Washington Post reports. TJ Sabula, 40, tells the Post he’s being targeted for “targeted for political retribution” for “embarrassing Trump in front of his friends,” but “As far as calling him out, definitely no regrets whatsoever.” Obviously it bothered Donald, who flipped the bird at Sabula from a catwalk.

Trump also appeared to twice mouth “fuck you” to Sabula during the brief exchange. A GoFundMe campaign supporting Sabula had collected $150,000 as of Wednesday morning.

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They keep saying this shit about Ross firing in “self-defense”

You would think a regime possessing unassailable confidence in its facts would not have to be repeating a week later that ICE agent Jonathan Ross shot Renee Good in the face three times out of “self-defense” and yet here was are, just about 168 hours later exactly, with DHS spokesmoron Trish McLaughlin assuring Fox News viewers that she and the murderous reich she lies for indeed possess that confidence. Later, after bhaving to suffer the indignity of responding to a clip fucking idiot Joe Rogan questioning whether Americans want to live under ICE’s occupation, McLaughlin started spewing some nonsense about 600 or so criminal illegal aliens currently in jails in Minnesota awaiting trial for violent crimes. What the fuck does that have to do with ICE agents shooting Good in the face? Why should ICE detain suspects already in custody before the state can put them on trial for murder or rape? If they’re so worried about Walz and Frey releasing these suspects then why not just post ICE agents to the jails to scoop them up the minute they get “cashless bail”?

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FBI raids Washington Post reporter’s home

FBI agents on Wednesday executed a search warrant at the Virginia home of Washington Post reporter Hannah Natanson, seizing a phone and a smartwatch, allegedly in connection to an investigation into a government IT administration contractor with a security clearance who is accused of smuggling classified intel out of the office, the paper reports.

“While it is not unusual for FBI agents to conduct leak investigations around reporters who publish sensitive government information, it is highly unusual and aggressive for law enforcement to conduct a search on a reporter’s home,” the Post writes of the somewhat muddy situation.

Basically it would seem that, if Joe Biden or Kamala Harris were president and Chris Wray still the director of the FBI now, the reporter would be subpoenaed and/or subjected to an interview. K$H decided to flex to rattle the media rather than handle it with discretion and professionalism. The underlying investigation still appears to be legitimate, though the Post’s story is currently pretty short. Stay tuned for them to update it later to lay out any additional details.

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