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Fat communist interferes with free market

“Biden ignored the Housing Market, and instead was immersed with High Crime, Open Borders, runaway INFLATION, the Afghanistan Disaster, and a Military that he left in Chaos and Confusion. Everything was broken, but I, as President of the United States, have already fixed it! Now, I am giving special attention to the Housing Market. Because I chose not to sell Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac in my First Term, a truly great decision, and against the advice of the ‘experts,’ it is now worth many times that amount – AN ABSOLUTE FORTUNE – and has $200 BILLION DOLLARS IN CASH.”

“Because of this, I am instructing my Representatives to BUY $200 BILLION DOLLARS IN MORTGAGE BONDS. This will drive Mortgage Rates DOWN, monthly payments DOWN, and make the cost of owning a home more affordable. It is one of my many steps in restoring Affordability, something that the Biden Administration absolutely destroyed. We are bringing back the AMERICAN DREAM that was destroyed by the last Administration. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Thursday, using state power to interfere with the free market.

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Orange Caesar rages over war powers vote, undorses Collins

“Republicans should be ashamed of the Senators that just voted with Democrats in attempting to take away our Powers to fight and defend the United States of America. Susan Collins, Lisa Murkowski, Rand Paul, Josh Hawley, and Todd Young should never be elected to office again.”

“This Vote greatly hampers American Self Defense and National Security, impeding the President’s Authority as Commander in Chief. In any event, and despite their ‘stupidity’ the War Powers Act is Unconstitutional, totally violating Article II of the Constitution, as all Presidents, and their Departments of Justice, have determined before me. Nevertheless, a more important Senate Vote will be taking place next week on this very subject,” posted angry grandpa Thursday.

Totally agree with him on Susan Collins (well the other ones too, obviously). She should never be elected to the Senate again. In fact she should just end her 2026 bid and retire this afternoon.

“The president, obviously, is unhappy with the vote. I guess this means that he would prefer to have Gov Janet Mills or somebody else with whom he’s not had a great relationship,” said Collins, lol.

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Tulsi iced out of Venezuela planning due to anti-war-ism

Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard was internally mocked as “Do Not Invite” (because “DNI,” actually pretty clever) and frozen out of the planning for the Trump Regime’s attack on Venezuela because officials were worried she might be principled and object to putting US troops in harm’s way for oil, Bloomberg reports, adding that their sources denied anyone made the “DNI” joke.

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Judge disqualifies Trump minion from NDNY US Attorney’s office

“On August 5, 2025, a federal prosecutor, on behalf of the United States (the ‘Federal Government’), requested that grand jury subpoenas be issued to a state prosecutor – the office of New York’s Attorney General, Letitia James (the ‘State Government’). The subpoenas signaled an ongoing federal criminal investigation into two civil cases brought by the State of New York against President Donald J Trump and the National Rifle Association (‘NRA’). John A Sarcone III, the recently installed Acting US Attorney for the Northern District of New York (‘NDNY’) personally directed the issuance of both subpoenas; his is the only name on the subpoenas and the documents sought are returnable to him personally,” writes Judge Lorna Schofield in an order that goes on a little bit before getting to the part where the subpoenas are quashed and Sarcone needs to pack his shit and get the fuck out.

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FBI refusing to work with Minnesota cops on investigation

“On Jan 7, the Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension (BCA) was notified that US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) personnel were involved in a shooting in Minneapolis that resulted in a woman’s death,” says the Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Investigation in a Thursday statement.

“That morning, after consultation with the Hennepin County Attorney’s Office, the US Attorney’s Office and the FBI, it was decided that the BCA Force Investigations Unit would conduct a joint investigation with the FBI. The BCA responded promptly to the scene and began coordinating investigative work in good faith. Later that afternoon, the FBI informed the BCA that the US Attorney’s Office had reversed course: the investigation would now be led solely by the FBI, and the BCA would no longer have access to the case materials, scene evidence or investigative interviews necessary to complete a thorough and independent investigation. Without complete access to the evidence, witnesses and information collected, we cannot meet the investigative standards that Minnesota law and the public demands. As a result, the BCA has reluctantly withdrawn from the investigation. The Force Investigations Unit was designed to ensure consistency, accountability and public confidence, none of which can be achieved without full cooperation and jurisdictional clarity. ”

“We expect the FBI to conduct a thorough and complete investigation and that the full investigative file will be shared with the appropriate prosecutorial authorities at both the state and federal levels.”

“If the US Attorney’s Office and the FBI were to reconsider this approach and express a willingness to resume a joint investigation, the BCA is prepared to reengage in support of our shared goal of public safety in Minnesota,” the statement continued and yeah, it sure sounds like the son of a bitch is going to get away with executing a single mom until 2029 at the earliest, if it ever happens.

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Some “medical situation” happening aboard ISS

“As an update to our earlier communication regarding a medical situation aboard the International Space Station, the matter involved a single crew member who is stable. Safely conducting our missions is our highest priority, and we are actively evaluating all options, including the possibility of an earlier end to Crew-11’s mission. These are the situations NASA and our partners train for and prepare to execute safely. We will provide further updates within the next 24 hours,” says a disconcertingly vague NASA press release issued Thursday. No rush, it would seem.

Maybe they could at least kinda sorta give some details so nobody freaks out and thinks anything crazy like, say, the crew member’s infected with some sort of non-terrestrial organism.

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“Well, I – the way I look at it…”

Sitting down for an interview with New York Times reporters, convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday evening said ICE murder victim Renee Good “behaved horribly,” before she was fatally shot. “And then she ran him over. She didn’t try to run him over. She ran him over,” Donald insisted.

“I’ll play the tape for you right now,” he then said, calling an aide over with a laptop with a browser page on one of the angles of the Minneapolis shooting that left a small boy oprphaned. He then very promptly changed his tune after viewing it in the presence of the reporters. “Well… I – the way I look at it… It’s a terrible scene. I think it’s horrible to watch. No, I hate to see it,” Trump said afterward.

“But did this fatal shooting mean his ICE operation had gone too far? Mr Trump sidestepped the question, instead blaming his predecessor’s immigration policies,” the Times writes and yeah, he knows this is fucking bad, just like he did after seeing footage of George Floyd’s murder.

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Murder deem justified due to pronouns in bio

The MAGA court of public opinion has decreed that being a bisexual with pronouns in her bio on some social media site is justifiable homicide of a single mom. No need for Fox News viewers to feel any sorrow or even dissonance with their outrage over their canonized saint, Charles Kirk.

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Kathy Hochul to announce universal childcare plan

New York Governor Kathy Hochul will partner with NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani to unveil a plan for universal child care for families across the Empire State, beginning with high-need areas in the city and gradually expanding statewide over the next several years, the New York Times reports.

“Since taking office, I’ve put families front and center, fighting to make our state more affordable and laying the groundwork to deliver universal child care,” Hochul said in a statement.

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Republicans unhappy with Orange Jesus’s abortion command

Convicted felon President Trump’s command for Republicans to “be flexible” with the Hyde Amendment when working on their probably-doomed healthcare legislation has fucked things up, one anonymous GOP senator tells Punchbowl News. If Trump “felt strongly enough to prod us in public, why doesn’t he send his advisers to come meet with us and work out a deal? If the White House embraces a deal that’s squishy on Hyde, I have no doubt in the world that he can convince enough of us to vote for it,” the senator said, calling Trump lazy and uninterested in the brass tacks.

Making shit worse is the fact that Dems have teed up the discharge petition vote on a no-string-attached three-year extension of the Obamacare subsidies, putting pressure on the Senate GOP.

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Cruelty to animals is a sign of future indifference to human life

Volumes of research conducted over the years into traits commonly held by serial killers showed that individuals who had hurt, tortured, or killed an animal did, indeed, correlate with homicidal tendencies much more closely than their non-animal abusing counterparts. More importantly, a history of abusing animals was a significant predictor of future depraved indifference to human life.

So yeah, that this sick fucking freak bragged about murdering a puppy tracks with how she said a single mom of three was a domestic terrorist trained by some shadowy organization to turn her Honda SUV into a deadly weapon against ICE agents, thereby justifying her summary execution.

That being said, she wouldn’t have flown to Minneapolis to cosplay if she didn’t think Wednesday’s savagery might not be an issue for the murderous regime she represents, so some part of her botox-addled brain perceives the political liability facing her. The other parts of that desiccated clod chose to make it worse when it was easy to just thread the needle and say “The agent deserves his day in court and we will be conducting a thorough investigation, which I will not comment on further at this point. However he has been taken off duty and in the interest of taking the temperature down we will be scaling back our operations and limiting our targets to alien offenders suspected of violent felonies” or similar. Even if that was just a straight up lie it would have had a cooling effect.

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Renee Nicole Good named as ICE shooting victim

Minnesota woman Donna Ganger tells the Star-Tribune her daughter, 37 year-old Renee Nicole Good, was the driver of the Honda Pilot fatally shot in the face three or four times by an ICE agent in Minneapolis on Wednesday. “Renee was one of the kindest people I’ve ever known. She was extremely compassionate. She’s taken care of people all her life. She was loving, forgiving and affectionate. She was an amazing human being,” Ganger said, adding that her daughter was not known to her to have been involved in any activist groups or was even particularly political.

Good leaves behind a son of about four or five years old, now orphaned as the boy’s father, Tim Macklin Jr, died in 2023 at the age of 36. “There’s nobody else in his life,” Tim Macklin Sr told the Star-Tribune after being informed. “I’ll drive. I’ll fly. To come and get my grandchild.”

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