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Charlie Kirk completely okay with Glenn Greenwald sex tape

“The leaking of his private videos is clearly politically motivated, criminal, and disgusting. The slurs against him are equally disgusting. If those who did this think they will advance their cause by trying to embarrass Glenn – if that ends up being true – they are dead wrong. The exact opposite is sadly true,” Kirk continued going on about the footage which, according to several MAGA trolls, shows Greenwald in lingerie having relations with a male prostitute he had paid $2,000 to rent for a night.

It’s not clear if Kirk actually viewed the video to make sure Greenwald’s character remains as sterling as Kirk says it is here. Kirk has not replied to a request for comment on that specific matter.

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Former WWE CEO visits high school to support “Chiefs” mascot

“Today, US Secretary of Education visited Massapequa High School, home of the Massapequa Chiefs, to announce that the US Department of Education’s Office for Civil Rights has concluded its investigation into the New York Department of Education and the New York State Board of Regents (the Board). OCR determined that the Board has violated Title VI of the Civil Rights Act by banning the use of Native American mascots and logos by school districts in the state of New York,” says an Education Department press release on the productive use of federal taxpayer time.

“In its investigation, OCR found that the Board of Regents implemented a statewide prohibition on names, mascots, or logos based on Native American race and national origin, but allowed names, mascots, and logos that appear to have been derived from other racial or ethnic groups, such as the ‘Dutchmen’ and the ‘Huguenots.’ Accordingly, OCR determined that the Board’s policy was discriminatory, and therefore violating Title VI. ‘The Trump Administration will not stand idly by as state leaders attempt to eliminate the history and culture of Native American tribes,’ said US Secretary of Education Linda McMahon. ‘Rather than focus on learning outcomes, the New York Department of Education and Board of Regents has set its sights on erasing Massapequa’s history while turning a blind eye to other districts’ mascots that are derived from or connected to other racial or ethnic groups. We will stand with the people of Massapequa until commonsense is restored and justice is served, and until New York comes into compliance with federal law.'”

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Orange Messiah predicts 5.4 to 9 percent GDP growth

“The Democrat inspired and ‘controlled’ Congressional Budget Office (CBO) purposefully gave us an EXTREMELY LOW level of Growth, 1.8 percent over 10 years. How ridiculous and unpatriotic is that!”

“They did the same thing to us in 2017, and we DOUBLED their numbers. The information they recently released is even more absurd and indefensible. I predict we will do 3, 4, or even 5 times the amount they purposefully ‘allotted’ to us (1.8) and, with just our minimum expected 3 percent Growth, we will more than offset our Tax Cuts (which will, in actuality, cost us no money!)” posted TACO tits on Friday. Well you heard it from him: 5.4 percent to 9 percent growth starting next year, no matter what the ridiculous, unpatriotic, “Democrat-controlled” Congressional Budget Office says.

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Menendez goes MAGA for reasons quite obvious

“People talk about the Trump DOJ, but it was the Democrats who started weaponizing the Justice Dept. When, as the Chairman of the SFRC, I didn’t go along with Obama’s Iran deal, I was indicted, and the next day after being stripped of my position, Obama announced the Iran deal. Obama told me that he could not have the Democratic Chairman of the SFRC be against him. By having me removed as the Chair of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, Obama removed my major opposition to his Iran deal. It was a bad deal for the US and for our ally, Israel,” writes soon-to-be-incarcerated former New Jersey Senator “Gold Bars Bob” Menendez in a Friday tweet thread.

Continued the disgraced politician who literally googled “how much is one kilo of gold worth” after bringing a few home from a 2021 trip to Qatar: “This was the ultimate weaponization of the Justice Dept for a political purpose. 10 of 12 jurors didn’t believe ANY of the government’s case, and the Federal Judge overseeing the case, dismissed the most serious counts, saying, ‘there was no there, there!’ But the damage was done! So when Democrats talk about weaponizing the Justice Dept, they should look into their own past actions. Obama was willing to use the Justice Department to pursue and preserve the legacy issue he felt would earn him the Nobel Prize he had received.”

Before you say “Holy shit dude, just tweet ‘Please pardon me, @realDonaldTrump!’ already,” you have to realize that this whole pro-Israel, anti-Iran nuclear deal, use of key words like “weaponizing,” and – in a particularly shrewd move, mentioning Obama’s Nobel Peace prize – is all just groundwork-laying. The next tweet will probably have to be an expression of remorse for voting to convict Trump twice in his impeachment trials, say he was coerced or something. THEN comes the big ask.

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Homoerotic self-deprecation slipped into post-pardon presser

Said MAGA reality show star Savannah Chrisley at a Friday press conference celebrating her parents’ liberation from federal prison – and apparently a shit ton of money they had to pay in restitution to the victims of their scams, money that the victims may actually have to pay back: “The biggest misconception right now is I either paid for a pardon or slept for a pardon-” to which her father interrupted with “That’s something I would’ve done,” because haha, he sounds like a stereotypical gay man and he’s making a joke about gay sex! What a hilarious zinger! Chrisley’s so back!

But back to what Savannah was saying: Whooooooo was propagating this “misconception”? Not about the payoff because no shit Trump accepts bribes for pardons, but the “slept for a pardon” part. You know because now that you mention it you do sort of bear a resemblance to Ivanka Trump.

Not that close of one, but close enough. So yeah, go ahead and Streisand Effect that angle for us.

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Brazilian lawmaker seeks to ban fake Brazilians from healthcare

A few paragraphs down into a disquieting story about these really freaking unnerving life-like baby dolls catching on in Brazil, the AP reports that Amazonas State legislator Joao Luiz, on Tuesday brought one of the dolls to the State House in Manaus and announced a bill banning the dolls from receiving care in the state’s public health system despite no local officials reporting such cases.

Luiz may’ve been responding to a video of a woman walking into a medical facility with one of the dolls but it’s not clear what the circumstances were. It’s obvious enough he wants to find some means of banning them and it’s hard to disagree with his impulse: These things are really fucking creepy – don’t even want to find a pic of them but you can see it in the AP’s story – and it’s creepy that adults would be buying them for themselves. Maybe he should try an anti-pedophilia approach, just make up some shit about child molesters buying the dolls. Might be worth a shot.

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Containment efforts fail, Britain now at mercy of parakeet plague

The British Trust for Ornithology have handed ITV the data that confirm what many had already suspected: Containment efforts have failed amid an “astronomical rise” and the plague of invasive parakeets is now “unstoppable.” Bird enthusiast Viola Ross-Smith of the Trust says “It’s basically going up and up and up… Since 1995 we’ve seen an increase of more than 2000 percent.”

The small, amiable green birds now number in the tens of thousands across Great Britain and may threaten Ireland as well. “We could be looking at exclosures for instance. We could also be looking at mist netting,” Wild Belfast chairman Conor McKinney said of his organization’s ideas on how to stop the spread. “These are nets that are put up, they are practically invisible to birds and then we could collect them by hand. The opportunity is here, the time is ripe, we need to do something about these birds before it gets out of control,” McKinney continued, quaking for man’s dominion.

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Death is inevitable, Joni Ernst tells voters angered by Medicaid cuts

The clip is short and you can’t hear the crowd telling Republican Iowa Senator Joni Ernst that Twitter user @dabbs346 writes was them warning “people will die due to Medicaid and SNAP cuts,” in the Big Beautiful Bill, but it’s hard to imagine what else she could’ve been responding to. That’s the kind of response a politician would give when they don’t have an actual answer to angry voters.

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Supreme Court greenlights Trump refugee status revocation

The Supreme Court on Friday gave convicted felon President Trump’s regime the green light to move toward deporting half a million Cuban, Venezuelan, Nicaraguan, and Haitian refugees. The decision was not the final word but things are definitely moving in the wrong direction for these people.

“The Court has plainly botched this assessment today. It requires next to nothing from the Government with respect to irreparable harm. And it undervalues the devastating consequences of allowing the Government to precipitously upend the lives and livelihoods of nearly half a million noncitizens while their legal claims are pending. Even if the Government is likely to win on the merits, in our legal system, success takes time and the stay standards require more than anticipated victory. I would have denied the Government’s application because its harm-related showing is patently insufficient. The balance of the equities also weighs heavily in respondents’ favor. While it is apparent that the Government seeks a stay to enable it to inflict maximum predecision damage, court-ordered stays exist to minimize – not maximize – harm to litigating parties,” wrote Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson in her dissent, warning that these people are vulnerable to deportation now while a final decision on the matter takes however goddamned long it’s going to take.

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Surprise! Regime knew most CECOT prisoners were not criminals

You will not be surprised to learn that the Trump Administration knew full well that just 32 of the 238 men sent to El Salvadoran gulag CECOT had criminal records in the United States and just six had any convictions for violent crimes like kidnapping or assault, yet they sent them to that dungeon anyway just because they could, ProPublica reports on the usual shit in MAGAmerica.

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“So much for being Mr NICE GUY!”

“Two weeks ago China was in grave economic danger! The very high Tariffs I set made it virtually impossible for China to TRADE into the United States marketplace which is, by far, number one in the World. We went, in effect, COLD TURKEY with China, and it was devastating for them. Many factories closed and there was, to put it mildly, ‘civil unrest.’ I saw what was happening and didn’t like it, for them, not for us. I made a FAST DEAL with China in order to save them from what I thought was going to be a very bad situation, and I didn’t want to see that happen. Because of this deal, everything quickly stabilized and China got back to business as usual. Everybody was happy!”

“That is the good news!!! The bad news is that China, perhaps not surprisingly to some, HAS TOTALLY VIOLATED ITS AGREEMENT WITH US. So much for being Mr NICE GUY!” TACO man just posted on his shitty Twitter clone and does anyone have any idea what the fuck he’s rambling about this time? What “AGREEMENT” is he talking about? What’s he going to actually do to them? And what the hell kind of “civil unrest” happened at Chinese factories? Is he blurting out classified intel or is he just making shit up, because there hasn’t been any actual reporting on that happening.

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Eric Adams’s NYPD detail possibly implicated in crypto torture case

In a deeply fucked up story that National Zero failed to pick up last week, two crypto industry douchebags – John Woeltz, 37 and William Duplessie, 32, stand accused of torturing an Italian national for 17 days in a luxury Manhattan townhouse, tying him up and repeatedly beating him, electrocuting him, dangling him over the edge of a five-story staircase shaft, and forcing him to smoke crack in order to force his crypto wallet passwords out of him so they could steal $30 million of the digital Monopoly money. The man escaped shortly afterward and Woeltz was arrested at the scene. Duplessie partied in the Hamptons all weekend before turning himself in on Tuesday.

And it gets more fucked up: WNBC reports that the NYPD’s Internal Affairs Bureau is investigating a detective on Mayor Eric Adams’s personal security detail who also moonlighted as protection for Woeltz. While that in and of itself is not alarming as the practice is fairly common in the NYPD and the department has a process for cops to register such off-hours work, WNBC’s report mentions that the IAB is looking into whether the detective had picked the unnamed Italian man from the airport and drove him to Woeltz’s townhouse. It’s not clear yet whether the detective ever sought approval to work for Woeltz, but either way this story was already pretty dark before that part.

Now it’s getting awfully close to the “New York’s Finest Taxi Service” bit from The Usual Suspects.

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Deep Stater caught trying to give info to “friendly foreign” agent

“An IT specialist employed by the Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA) was arrested today for attempting to transmit national defense information to an officer or agent of a foreign government.”

“Nathan Vilas Laatsch, 28, of Alexandria, Virginia, was arrested today in northern Virginia, and will make his initial court appearance in the Eastern District of Virginia tomorrow. According to court documents, Laatsch became a civilian employee of the DIA in 2019, where he works with the Insider Threat Division and holds a Top Secret security clearance. In March 2025, the FBI commenced an operation after receiving a tip that an individual – now known to be Laatsch – offered to provide classified information to a friendly foreign government. In that email, the sender wrote that he did not ‘agree or align with the values of this administration’ and was therefore ‘willing to share classified information’ that he had access to, including ‘completed intelligence products, some unprocessed intelligence, and other assorted classified documentation,'” says a Justice Department press release that of course does not name the nation Laatsch intended to hand the info over to.

“After multiple communications with an FBI agent – who Laatsch allegedly believed to be an official of the foreign government – Laatsch began transcribing classified information to a notepad at his desk and, over the course of approximately three days, repeatedly exfiltrated the information from his workspace. Laatsch subsequently confirmed to the FBI agent that he was prepared to transmit the information,” the press release continued and whatever shit this guy had almost certainly had to be good. Well “good” as in extremely damning or embarrassing to the Orange God Emperor.

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Ketamine Brain caught ketamine bladder

Drug-addicted billionaire Elon Musk’s ketamine problem got so bad last year that he began having bladder issues, which the New York Times writes is “a known effect of chronic use,” of the narcotic which, along with a shit ton of shrooms, ecstasy, and Adderall, was always in a pill box the 53 year-old illegal immigrant carried with him on the campaign trail last year, per sources that also say he’s been struggling with video game addiction and binge eating problems since joining Team Orange.

In February the New York Post reported that 26 year-old porn actress Litzy Lara Banuelos, stage name Emily Willis, has been left in a “permanent vegetative state” as a result of ketamine abuse. Not saying one thing or the other but, well that’s extremely tragic given her age and circumstances…

Whereas if the same were to happ- ANYWAY, on Thursday the Daily Beast reported that Stephen Miller’s wife Katie would be departing the administration to go work for Musk full time. Without saying anything else, the Beast mentions that Musk has fathered at least 14 children, at least one of whom was a Tesla and/or SpaceX employee. Katie Miller is about 32 or 33 years old and petite.

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Migrant who “threatened to assassinate” Trump was set up: report

“Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem released the following statement after US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) arrested an illegal alien who threatened to assassinate President Trump,” said a Wednesday DHS press release quoting the dog murderer with “Thanks to our ICE officers, this illegal alien who threatened to assassinate President Trump is behind bars. This threat comes not even a year after President Trump was shot in Butler, Pennsylvania and less than two weeks after former FBI Director Comey called for the President’s assassination. All politicians and members of the media should take notice of these repeated attempts on President Trump’s life and tone down their rhetoric. I will continue to take all measures necessary to ensure the protection of President Trump.” The stupid asshole just had to bring James Comey into it, lol.

The release then named “Ramon Morales-Reyes, a 54-year-old illegal alien from Mexico,” as having penned the letter in very bubbly handwriting and near-perfect English with only two misspellings.

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