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Houthis fire another two missiles at Israel

The Yemen-based Houthi militia on Thursday fired two missiles at David Ben Gurion Airport in Tel-Aviv, Israel, 18 days after convicted felon President Trump had declared victory over the group and that they had agreed to stop this kind of bullshit, the Times of Israel reports. Both of the missiles were intercepted and no damage was reported but that’s not the point of reminding everyone that the fat fuck had acted like they had surrendered to his strength. This is at least the third time the Houthis have tried to strike Israel since Trump’s “victory” that accomplished nothing.

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Regime bans Harvard from admitting foreign students

Harvard University administrators tell the New York Times that on Thursday they received a letter from dog murderer Kristi Noem reading “I am writing to inform you that effective immediately, Harvard University’s Student and Exchange Visitor Program certification is revoked.”

Maybe the letter was longer, but if it wasn’t it’s interesting how the Trump Reich neglected to mention that “antisemitism” was the pretext for this crusade against the prestigious university.

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Fat bastard rages over getting caught defying court order

“A Federal Judge in Boston, who knew absolutely nothing about the situation, or anything else, has ordered that EIGHT of the most violent criminals on Earth curtail their journey to South Sudan, and instead remain in Djibouti. He would not allow these monsters to proceed to their final destination.”

“This is not the premise under which I was elected, which was to PROTECT our Nation. The Judges are absolutely out of control, they’re hurting our Country, and they know nothing about particular situations, or what they are doing – And this must change, IMMEDIATELY! Hopefully the Supreme Court of the United States will put an END to the quagmire caused by the Radical Left.”

“If this is not worked out quickly, and the World is watching, our Country will be under siege again, with hundreds of thousands of hardened criminals, ‘BREAKING DOWN THE WALLS.’ We were also forced to leave behind, in order to watch these hardened thugs, a large number of ICE Officers, who would otherwise be in the United States, protecting our Citizens,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Thursday, along with images of the men sent to South Sudan with their convictions.

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Comer continues work to hold Biden Administration accountable

🚨🚨🚨 House Oversight Chairman James Comer on Thursday announced yet another major investigation into the Biden White House, this one demanding answers from top aides over the 46th president’s state of mind when they used a device employed by US Presidents since the Truman Administration to replicate his signature on certain documents. Comer, a dogged and determined foe of Biden for years, did not say whether he felt the usage of the autopen was an impeachable offense but observers would be foolish to dismiss the possibility that the investigation could lead to the prize which has long eluded the persistent Kentuckian Congressman. Stay tuned.

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National Hurricane Center predicts “above-normal season”

“NOAA’s outlook for the 2025 Atlantic hurricane season, which goes from June 1 to November 30, predicts a 30 percent chance of a near-normal season, a 60 percent chance of an above-normal season, and a 10 percent chance of a below-normal season. The agency is forecasting a range of 13 to 19 total named storms (winds of 39 mph or higher). Of those, 6-10 are forecast to become hurricanes (winds 74 mph or higher), including 3-5 major hurricanes (category 3, 4 or 5; with winds of 111 mph or higher). NOAA has a 70 percent confidence in these ranges,” says an NOAA bulletin.

“‘NOAA and the National Weather Service are using the most advanced weather models and cutting-edge hurricane tracking systems to provide Americans with real-time storm forecasts and warnings,’ said Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick,” and oh fuck. Forgot NOAA and the NWS were part of the Commerce Department and that goddamned greasy shmutsik is in charge. Ughhhh. Fucking Nutlick.

Continued: “‘With these models and forecasting tools, we have never been more prepared for hurricane season. As we witnessed last year with significant inland flooding from hurricanes Helene and Debby, the impacts of hurricanes can reach far beyond coastal communities,’ said Acting NOAA Administrator Laura Grimm. ‘NOAA is critical for the delivery of early and accurate forecasts and warnings, and provides the scientific expertise needed to save lives and property.'”

Maybe it’s the “property” part of that, as in Miami Beach condos Nutlick and his fellow Wall Street chodes own, will get him to take this kind of shit seriously. Then again they’re rich and an insurance payout so they can walk away from the wreckage of properties they couldn’t sell would be just fine.

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Mahmoud Khalil holds his infant son over ICE objections

Still stuck in a hellish Louisiana gulag, Columbia grad student Mahmoud Khalil was permitted to hold his 1 month-old infant son inside the facility on Thursday, the AP reports. Their first meeting after a federal judge ordered him to be permitted the contact rather than separated by plexiglass, which was ICE’s preferred medium because, they claimed “granting Khalil this relief of family visitation would effectively grant him a privilege that no other detainee receives,” the Trump regime DOJ lawyers wrote in a court filing Wednesday. “Allowing [wife] Dr [Noor] Abdalla and a newborn to attend a legal meeting would turn a legal visitation into a family one.” Great argument, assholes.

An ICE stormtrooper wrote an affidavit saying it’d be “unsafe to allow Mr Khalil’s wife and newborn child into a secured part of the facility,” which sure sounded like an admission that if it isn’t safe for a grown woman then it wouldn’t be safe for a grown man either. Even better argument, assholes.

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Tim Scott excited for new bill allowing poor people to buy $TRUMP

No, Tim Scott during this brief clip did not specifically mention the $TRUMP shitcoin his Orange Allah is using as a bribery mill and making who the fuck knows how much money off of it, nor does National Zero have even the most cursory grasp of the provisions of or the current status of this bill besides vaguely understanding it to be a bipartisan effort to deliver an ROI to crypto chode donors.

But if this is how Tim Scott is selling the bill then what the hell else does anyone need to know about it? He might as well be pitching fucking “Rich Dad, Poor Dad” books or Creflo Dollar audiotapes.

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OpenAI to build “Stargate” center with UAE backing

Oh my God. Guys, you know how convicted felon President Trump was going on and on about how much investment he secured for massive tech projects during his Middle East tour and the number kept changing from like $2 trillion to $5 trillion and $7 trillion? He was right that new partnerships between US tech companies and rich Arab backers would result in huge deals. It’s actually true because Axios just reported that OpenAI will build a huge new data center with UAE backing.

In the UAE. Not in Klanston, Alabama or North Cousinfingerer, West Virginia or New Auschwitz, Idaho but in the good ol UA of E. “By establishing the world’s first Stargate outside of the US in the UAE, we’re transforming a bold vision into reality,” OpenAI’s Sam Altman said in a statement. “It’s a step toward ensuring some of this era’s most important breakthroughs – safer medicines, personalized learning, and modernized energy – can emerge from more places and benefit the world.”

Axios, per usual, carries the Trump-Middle East aurocrat axis’s water, writing “For every dollar the UAE invests in Stargate UAE and the broader data center project in Abu Dhabi, UAE will invest an additional dollar in US AI infrastructure as well — including Stargate,” a sentence composed without condition or extrinsic attribution such as “Officials involved with the project say…” or “According to a factsheet issued by…” No, they just blithely print it as if it were a statement of present reality.

Now maybe one would be more likely to let that slide if, well, you know, the fucking Emiratis had simultaneously announced that they would invest the equal amount to build this or that new major AI center in Klanston or North Cousinfingerer or New Auschwitz and this were mentioned in the same article. But nah. Data center for UAE, Emirati investment and US jobs for hillbilly infidels TBD.

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White House now removing transcripts to hide Trump’s insanity

As convicted felon President Trump’s grave state of mental health continues to deteriorate, White House staffers have resorted to removing transcripts of his public remarks from its site, instead now directing visitors to YouTube videos of all of his public appearances, NBC News reports.

It’s pointless for two reasons. One is that they’re still paying official stenographers to bang out the transcripts and, more importantly, you can still find full texts of the stupid shit he says at resources like RollCall’s Factbase. So nice job Streisand Effecting your embarrassment, guys. Great work.

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North Korean state media article’s headline kind of misleading

In an article headlined “Ceremony of Launching Newly-Built Destroyer Takes Place” North Korean state media site KCNA kind of buried the lede by leaving out some important details. Sure, it’s technically correct because the “Ceremony of Launching” took place, but the actual launch itself was… Well it sounds like a lot of navy officials are about to be executed. Or have been executed:

“A ceremony of launching a newly-built 5 000-tonnage destroyer took place at the Chongjin Shipyard on May 21. Kim Jong Un, general secretary of the Workers’ Party of Korea and president of the State Affairs of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, watched the ceremony. A serious accident occurred in the course of the launch of the destroyer. Due to inexperienced command and operational carelessness in the course of the launch, the launch slide of the stern departed first and stranded as the bogie failed to move in parallel, holes made at some sections of the warship’s bottom disrupted its balance, and the bow failed to leave the slipway, leading to a serious accident.”

“After watching the whole course of the accident, the respected Comrade Kim Jong Un made stern assessment, saying that it was a serious accident and criminal act caused by sheer carelessness, irresponsibility and unscientific empiricism which should never occur and could not be tolerated. He seriously warned that the errors caused by the irresponsibility of the relevant officials of the Munitions Industry Department of the WPK Central Committee, the Mechanical Institute of the State Academy of Sciences, Kim Chaek University of Technology, the Central Ship Design Institute and other relevant units and the Chongjin Shipyard responsible for the accident that lowered the dignity and self-respect of our state in a moment would have to be dealt with at the plenary meeting of the Party Central Committee to be convened next month, and censured them for the fault.”

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This groomer voted yes anyway

Tough talk bro. Bet your wife that you started boning while she was still in high school was really turned on by your principled opposition to others in your party. Downright heroic.

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Orange Pharaoh’s approval on inflation 32 percent in the red: poll

A new Marquette Law School national survey published this week finds that, at 34 percent approve to 66 percent disapprove, convicted felon President Trump’s job approval on “Inflation/cost of living” is 32 percent in the red, the worst rating on any single issue in the poll, but far from the only negative one. In fact out of seven different issues handling plus overall job rating, just one was positive: 56 to 44 percent approve vs disapprove on “Border Security,” and one 0 percent net at 50/50 on immigration policy. Overall job approval was negative 8 percent at 46 approve to 54 percent disapprove (still too goddamned high), while on foreign policy, the economy, Russia-Ukraine war, and tariffs, the fat fuck was 14, 16, 20, and 26 percent underwater on each, respectively.

Broken down by respondents’ party affiliation, inflation is also Trump’s weakest issue among Republicans at just net 36 percent. Compare that to net 84 percent Republican approval on the border and net 74 percent overall job approval for their felon-in-chief. Republicans and indies rated inflation/costs as by far their most important single issue at 42 and 35 percent respectively, among Dems prices was a close second – 30 percent – to threats to democracy on top at 37 percent.

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Big Beautiful Bill passes House 215 to 214

The Mega MAGA bill on Thursday passed the House of Representatives 215 to 214 after debating all night and voting on it just before 7AM, as if low-info voters would’ve been watching had they done it during daylight hours. The decisive vote came from Freedom Caucasians chairman Andy Harris who said “present” instead of nay, the “principled” pussy who’s only opposed enough to not vote yes.

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Villager says “MAGA friends” getting what they voted for

A MAGA friend of mine’s wife lost her $70,000 job with benefits at the VA, another MAGA friend will lose his Affordable Health care coverage, another will see an increase in health care premiums from .8 percent of his federal government pension check to 9 percent, another had his work hours reduced from 40 hours to 24 hours-per-week because of Trump’s tariffs. In three short months the damage that Trump is doing to the working class is severe and life altering,” writes Villager John Elmore in a letter to the editor of Villages-News.com, headlined “My MAGA friends seem to be suffering from Trump’s policies.” The headline here was snappier than his, though both are accurate.

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India still cutting off a shit ton of Pakistan’s water supply

Despite convicted felon President Trump’s bullshit insistence that he augured “peace” between India and Pakistan after their skirmishes earlier this month there is still very much all but a state of war on the subcontinent, as Indian dictator Narendra Modi on Thursday told fans he is not at all backing down from plans to cut off as much as 80 percent of Pakistan’s water supply, Reuters reports.

“Pakistan will have to pay a heavy price for every terrorist attack … Pakistan’s army will pay it, Pakistan’s economy will pay it,” said Modi at a public event in the state of Rajasthan, which sits on the border between the two. Reuters’ article did not get into direct quotes specific to the water situation, but if there’s anything that’s going to lead to an all-out war between the two, this is it. India cannot simply starve Pakistan and expect them to simply take it on the chin.

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Two Israeli embassy employees killed in DC shooting

Two employees of the Israeli embassy were the victims of a gun attack late Wednesday outside the Capital Jewish Museum where a function was being held for young professionals in the diplomatic sphere, Jewish Insider reports, citing the event sponsor, the American Jewish Committee.

“American Jewish Committee (AJC) can confirm that we hosted an event at the Capital Jewish Museum in Washington, D.C. this evening,” AJC CEO Ted Deutch said in a statement. “We are devastated that an unspeakable act of violence took place outside the venue. At this moment, as we await more information from the police about exactly what transpired, our attention and our hearts are solely with those who were harmed and their families.”

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