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Democrat Josh Weil, running against some MAGA dickhead in Florida’s 6th District to replace now National Security Advisor Mike Waltz, has raised $9.5 million for his campaign in the April 2nd special for the R+33 seat, the Daytona News-Journal reports on Dem donors not really learning a lesson.

“Brad Schimel is in the midst of a monumental comeback and has pulled within striking distance of Susan Crawford in the Wisconsin Supreme Court race with less than two weeks to go until Election Day. Despite trailing Crawford by 13 points just two weeks ago, Schimel has now surged to within five points of Crawford (48-43) on the ballot in our latest survey, which is weighted to reflect the turnout of Wisconsin’s 2023 State Supreme Court election. When we adjust our sample to reflect November 2024 turnout, Schimel is within one point of Crawford (46-45) – a statistical tie,” says the intro to an internal memo by the Elon Musk-backed “Building America’s Future” PAC.

Schimel is the MAGA candidate and Susan Crawford is the Dem in the “officially non-partisan” race for the seat to replace a retiring liberal, so just like in the 2023 race won by lib Janet Protasiewicz, the court’s majority hangs in the balance and will likely mean a few US House seats too. Not to tempt fate here so much as pointing out where Musk’s minions are definitely getting a little too rosy, the “When we adjust our sample to reflect November 2024 turnout, Schimel is within one point of Crawford,” is freaking stupid. It won’t be November 2024 turnout and even when you literally had November 2024 turnout the state still reelected Dem Senator Tammy Baldwin, which should tell you Trump’s win was more about Trump himself brainwashing a shit ton of low-info dickheads into voting for him while that Eric Hovde schmuck couldn’t seal the deal with the same people.

Does that mean Susan Crawford has this in the bag? No. But an off-year early spring electorate is not going to resemble last November’s, with or without the outrage against DOGE right now.

Arizona corrections personnel on Wednesday had no issue finding a vein on condemned murderer Aaron Gunches’s arms to place the needles required to inject him with a lethal dose of pentobarbital as punishment for the 2002 murder of Ted Price, an ex of Gunches’s then-girlfriend, resulting in a pretty textbook execution of an execution, the Grand Canyon State’s first since 2022, the Arizona Republican reports in a “Here’s everything you need to know” listicle-type of article.

“What was Aaron Gunches’ last meal? Gunches’ last meal included a double “Western” bacon cheeseburger with fries, a spicy gyro, a barbecue gyro and onion rings, according to an Arizona Department of Corrections spokesperson. For dessert, he had baklava,” says the topmost item on the listicle, getting that out of the way before any other detail like who witnessed it and the condemned’s last words (Gunches only said “no” when asked). Know your audience.

In a very “let them eat cake” moment on Wednesday night, Wyoming MAGA Congresswoman Harriet “I am not George Santos” Hageman responded to a recently fired USDA employee who explained why her job protecting the state’s farmers from drought was so important with “I disagree.”

Just going to let that response speak for itself rather than editorializing here.

Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick’s “Minus Touch” has further tarnished Tesla’s value as the oily bastard’s appearance on Wednesday night’s edition of Fox Newsbro’s Jesse Watters’ show in which he said “I think, if you want to learn something on this show tonight, buy Tesla… It’s unbelievable that this guy’s stock is this cheap. It’ll never be this cheap again. I mean, who wouldn’t invest in Elon Musk? You gotta be kidding me,” took another 1.7 percent off the share price, Axios reports.

Hilariously, Cantor Fitzgerald, the investment bank Lutnick quit to serve in the Trump Regime, now run by his sons, also upgraded the stock to buy, just hours before Howie went on Jesse’s show. Axios does also note that “one of Wall Street’s most bullish Tesla analysts sounded the alarm on the company’s future,” on the same evening. “Lets call it like it is: Tesla is going through a crisis and there is one person who can fix it….Musk,” wrote Wedbush Securities’ Dan Ives wrote in a research note. “As someone who is a core bull and believer in the Telsa long term growth story…..I loudly urge Musk and the Board to step up, stop being silent, and help resolve this crisis forming at Tesla.”

France’s Minister of Higher Education and Research, Philippe Baptiste, tells Le Monde he “learned with concern that a French researcher” on assignment for the French National Center for Scientific Research (CNRS) “who was traveling to a conference near Houston was denied entry to the United States before being expelled. This measure was apparently taken by the American authorities because the researcher’s phone contained exchanges with colleagues and friends in which he expressed a personal opinion on the Trump administration’s research policy.”

Not the best translation job by Google, but the point got across. This is a dictatorship and if Trump can find some way to fuck you for not being MAGA and America First and that shit he will.

Lefty indie paper the Minnesota Reformer took a look at the texts Republican Minnesota State Senator Justin Eichorn sent to an undercover cop posing as a 17 year-old prostitute such as “Qv or hhr,” meaning “quick visit” or “half hour” of sex leads them to conclude that “Eichorn used terminology that suggests he’s fluent in the world of cash-for-sex,” and it wasn’t his first rodeo.

“I watched Jacqui Heinrich from Fox over the weekend and I thought she was absolutely terrible, she should be working for CNN, not Fox. Not surprisingly, I later found out that she’s a fan of the White House Correspondents Association!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday.

It appears Trump was angered by a bit in which Heinrich questioned whether it was good look for Trump to turn the White House into a Tesla infomercial when so many Americans are struggling.

PACKED house in Viroqua, WI for the town hall in @derrickvanorden’s district.

Derrick was a NO SHOW, but over 300 people in the town of 4500 showed up. Empty seat for him.

Of note: Derrick doesn’t respond to constituents & they don’t like cuts to Medicaid & other programs. pic.twitter.com/91gXYkKJOc

— Mark Pocan (@MarkPocan) March 19, 2025

Russian troll or kool-aid drinker? Wake the F up.

— Mark Pocan (@MarkPocan) March 19, 2025

Former Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio will not be charged over an altercation with a counterprotestor outside the Capitol last month, one for which he was immediately arrested, CBS News’s Scott MacFarlane reports without weighing in on whether piece of shit Acting US Attorney Ed Martin intervened and stopped any charges. Going forward that fucker’s guilty until proven innocent every time a Republican walks away from a potential charge in DC.

Pennsylvania MAGA Congressman Guy Reschenthaler, 41, traded in his wife for a younger, more attractive version of her, according to the New York Post’s trashy PageSix section, who writes that Reschenthaler’s now with 32 year-old Fox News digital reporter Brooke Singman.

“Singman met Reschenthaler in October while covering a Donald Trump campaign stop in the swing state, when the candidate famously manned a fry station at a local McDonald’s,” PageSix writes, explaining that Reschenthaler and his wife Jennifer officially separated in November.

“Singman had interviewed the GOP pol for the article, ‘Kamala Harris ‘has become toxic’ for Pennsylvania, top Keystone State lawmaker says.’ However, a source tells us the pair did not start dating until January,” the article continued and yeah fucking right on that last part, lol.

Asked Wednesday by CNN’s Pamela Brown what he would say to “critics” who think the whole “waste, fraud, and abuse” line is just cover to gut Medicaid, House Majority Whip Tom Emmer got really upset with Brown, refusing to answer the question and crying about a “leftist media narrative.”

A chance encounter between Senator Ruben Gallego and legitimate Arizona Governor Kari Lake at a DC club was tinged with some sour grapes and butthurt as Gallego’s handshake was met with Lake asking Gallego “How does it feel to be bought and paid for by the cartels?” the Bulwark reports.

Gallego says he “did try to rub it in” in response to the psychotic former TV anchor. “She essentially said, ‘How could you live with yourself everyday?’ I’m like, ‘Easily: I won,’ and I walked away.”

In an article titled “Second Indiana National Guard deployment to southern border to last longer, cost more” the Indiana Capital Chronicle does well enough in highlighting the cost and pointlessness of the whole exercise but doesn’t get into the question of why this stupid bullshit is still necessary for Hoosier taxpayers to cover the bill for when the whole point of these missions was to make it look like Red States were taking the actions Joe Biden wouldn’t. Otherwise what the hell else was the point of sending 50 guys to Texas to stand around for a goddamned year?

On the most recent national Economist/YouGov survey’s question of “Who do you think is more responsible for the current state of the US economy?” 57 percent of respondents who said they voted for convicted felon President Trump said it’s former President Joe Biden to 24 percent more correctly identifying the fat fuck as responsible. The partisan split on this was not very symmetrical as 76 percent of those who voted for Kamala Harris said it’s Trump and 10 said it’s Biden. This in contrast to, for example, that Trump’s approval on the economy – underwater overall at 45 to 49 percent approve/disapprove – is split exactly at 86 to 11 percent by candidate/approval, as in 86 to 11 percent of Trump voters approve/disapprove while 11 to 86 percent of Harris voters the opposite.

Other MAGA deluded findings: 64 percent of Trump fans say they’ll be better off financially next year vs just 16 percent of Harris voters, lol. On whether the stock market has gone up since January, 6 percent of Harris voters said yes and 5 percent said it’s the same, while 14 and 18 percent of Trump fans said gone up or stayed the same, respectively. The Dow Jones has lost nearly 3,000 points since January 20th and MAGAmericans are nearly three times dumber than Harris voters.

Oddly enough there was apparently more awareness on the effects of tariffs as just 3 percent of Harris voters and 5 percent of Trump voters were stupid enough to answer either prices would go down slightly or a lot with the imposition of tariffs. But Trump voters were largely otherwise in denial that there would be any change at all as 16 percent said “no effect” to 2 percent of Harris voters, while 49 percent of MAGAs admitted it would “slightly” increase prices vs 17 percent of Kamala fans, and 16 percent of Trump voters said “increase a lot” to 74 percent of Harris voters.

On “How much influence do you want Elon Musk to have within Trump’s administration?” more Trump voters at 48 percent said “a little,” to 31 percent “a lot,” and 12 percent “none at all.”

This is a judicial coup.

We need 60 senators to impeach the judges and restore rule of the people. https://t.co/arUq1FApRq

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 19, 2025

An article reading “During World War II in 1942, [Jackie] Robinson was drafted and assigned to a segregated Army cavalry unit in Fort Riley, Kansas. In January 1943, Robinson was commissioned a second lieutenant. Robinson was then assigned to Fort Hood, Texas, where he joined the 761st ‘Black Panthers’ tank battalion. On July 6, 1944, Robinson boarded an Army bus. The driver ordered Robinson to move to the back of the bus, but Robinson refused. The driver called the military police, who took Robinson into custody. He was subsequently court martialed, but he was acquitted. After his acquittal, he was transferred to Camp Breckinridge, Kentucky, where he served as a coach for Army athletics until receiving an honorable discharge in November 1944,” has been purged from the Department of Defense’s history archives section, Yahoo Sports reports.

Manhattan federal Judge Jesse Furman on Wednesday tossed convicted felon President Trump’s regime’s bid to dismiss the habeas corpus lawsuit brought by detained green card holder Mahmoud Khalil, and transferred the case to New Jersey rather than Louisiana as the fat fuck’s minions had hoped by sending him there. “The Court agrees with the Government that Khalil’s Petition cannot be heard in this District and agrees with Khalil that it should be transferred to the District of New Jersey, not dismissed or transferred to the Western District of Louisiana. These conclusions flow from the undisputed fact that, at 4:40 am on March 9, 2025, when Khalil’s lawyer filed the Petition on his behalf, he was detained in New Jersey,” Furman wrote in the L for Team Orange.

‘KEEP IT SAFE!’ @SecDuffy threatens to cut MTA funds over subway safety. pic.twitter.com/6MLdywpsEw

— FOX & Friends (@foxandfriends) March 19, 2025

Remember last year when convicted felon President Trump said shit like “We will not let them destroy our communities. We will not let them destroy our country. There’s a 53 percent increase in felony assaults on your subways, 53 percent,” implying that electing him would mean he would put in the hard work to making New York City’s subway system safer from crime? Well the campaign’s over so fuck you. Federal funding is now an optional thing if NYC can’t make it “safer” on their own.