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You hear that, MAGAmericans? Don’t blame Elon Musk if you lost your job at a federal agency or your Social Security payments got cut off abruptly. It’s Amy Gleason, the pencil pushing DEI hire bureaucrat piece of shit socialist who’s been ruining your life on a whim!

“April 2nd is Liberation Day for America, because we will start taking back some of the vast wealth that has been taken from us due to the many weak, incompetent, and perhaps even dishonest politicians who have represented us in the past!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday. If only that were actually true and we got some action at our own Place de la Révolution.

Meanwhile the New York Times reports that Fat Robespierre told the CEOs of the Big Three they need to “buckle up” and deal with it come the 2nd, that he will fuck up their supply chains.

And in more Truth Social posts, Donald also appointed moron hick Tommy Tuberville, small-faced freak Charlie Kirk, and Senator David McCormick’s wife Dina Powell to the Air Force Academy board, short guy Sean Spicer, former co-defendant Walt Nauta, Ronny “Dr Feelgood” Jackson, Wisconsin MAGA Congressman “Derek Van Order” [it’s “Van Orden,” fucking idiot spelled his name wrong], and Senator Tim Sheehy to the Naval Academy Board, and QAnon freak traitor Mike Flynn, MAGA Texas Congressman Wesley Hunt, and Steve’s daughter Maureen Bannon to the West Point board.

Unhinged right wing Congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna on Monday tweeted “I seldom respond to nasty headlines because I don’t like giving trash credibility, however, being that there is allegedly a book coming out with me named and attacking @POTUS, his marriage, our first lady, and frankly implying something distasteful about me, I am responding. I was very pregnant and at the time experiencing pre-eclampsia symptoms, but was not diagnosed. As soon as [Trump] boarded the plane, being the gentleman and good person that he is, said if I did not feel well, I could use the back room. He did this in a respectful way and in front of my husband, of which we thanked him.”

“He also assured me that they had a medical team on board in case anything happened and they were aware of how pregnant I was. This was the most compassionate thing that could’ve been done at the time. I find it disgusting that the author fails to recognize that. A few weeks later, I was induced because I did have pre-eclampsia. The author of this book never reached out to me for comment. Which means that this book is likely going to be a shit hit piece. If people in POTUS orbit are talking to this author, they need to be cut off immediately. This is gross,” Luna continued.

The MAGA maniac was responding to an excerpt from Politico correspondent Alex Isenstadt’s upcoming book “Revenge: The Inside Story of Trump’s Return to Power,” previewed by the Daily Beast on Monday. In it, Isenstadt specifically writes that it wasn’t about him trying to fuck Luna, that she was pregnant and feeling sick, so Isenstadt did “recognize that,” quoting Donald as sating “If you need a bed to lay down in, there’s one here on the plane. If you feel sick and you need to lay there, you can lay on it.” The part that Luna’s apparently taking exception to is that Trump had then added a joke, saying “Just don’t tell Melania. She doesn’t like other women on my bed.”

A group of MAGA Minnesota state senators on Monday introduced a bill amending the state’s statutes on mental illnesses to include the following language on “Trump Derangement Syndrome”: “Minnesota Statutes 2024, section 245I.02, is amended by adding a subdivision to read: Subd. 40a Trump Derangement Syndrome. ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ means the acute onset of paranoia in otherwise normal persons that is in reaction to the policies and presidencies of President Donald J Trump. Symptoms may include Trump-induced general hysteria, which produces an inability to distinguish between legitimate policy differences and signs of psychic pathology in President Donald J Trump’s behavior. This may be expressed by: (1) verbal expressions of intense hostility toward President Donald J Trump; and (2) overt acts of aggression and violence against anyone supporting President Donald J Trump or anything that symbolizes President Donald J Trump.”

Lucky for these cheap sluts and their obnoxious trolling there’s no chance it’ll get passed. Otherwise some unhinged far left extremists could kidnap them, skin them alive for a livestream audience on the dark web, and then be found not guilty by reason of “Trump Derangement Syndrome.”

My companies make great products that people love and I’ve never physically hurt anyone.

So why the hate and violence against me?

Because I am a deadly threat to the woke mind parasite and the humans it controls. https://t.co/qYjoKkpC63

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 17, 2025

Images and information about the Navajo code talkers and other indigenous peoples – who served the US military as ready-made crypto communicators by the simple fact that their dialects were completely unknown to Japanese and German forces who would otherwise have enough English speakers among them assigned to listen in on open radio channels – have apparently been erased from Defense Department websites day drinking Secretary Pete Hegseth, Axios reports.

An extremely troubling email sent by a member of South Africa’s Antarctic research team stationed at the Sanae IV base alleging that one of their number had sexually assaulted a female coworker, attacked a male one, and threatened to kill others – and they’re all stuck with this guy for at least the next 10 months – nonetheless did not say anything about them having to shoot a crazed Norwegian staff member from a nearby base in the eye after he pursued a weird Siberian husky across the vast frozen wasteland, right after the other Norwegian stupidly blew up their own helicopter.

Per the UK’s Times, the email read “Regrettably, [crazy asshole’s] behaviour has escalated to a point that is deeply disturbing. Specifically, he physically assaulted [victim], which is a grave violation of personal safety and workplace norms… Furthermore, he threatened to kill [other victim], creating an environment of fear and intimidation. I remain deeply concerned about my own safety, constantly wondering if I might become the next victim. His behaviour has become increasingly egregious, and I am experiencing significant difficulty in feeling secure in his presence. It is imperative that immediate action is taken to ensure my safety and the safety of all employees.” Which is definitely bad.

Worse would be if they found the guy’s body covered in red, bloody slime and that’s when they realize the one who’s been attacking them is actually an impostor, so they have to dump a barrel of aviation fuel on him and light it up with a flare. Also the base’s doctor should absolutely not for any reason use a defibrillator, no matter how convincingly a team member is faking a heart attack.

“Advance estimates of US retail and food services sales for February 2025, adjusted for seasonal variation and holiday and trading-day differences, but not for price changes, were $722.7 billion, up 0.2 percent (±0.5 percent)* from the previous month, and up 3.1 percent (±0.5 percent) from February 2024. Total sales for the December 2024 through February 2025 period were up 3.8 percent (±0.5 percent) from the same period a year ago. The December 2024 to January 2025 change was revised from down 0.9 percent (±0.5 percent) to down 1.2 percent (±0.3 percent).”

“Retail trade sales were up 0.5 percent (±0.5 percent)* from January 2025, and up 3.4 percent (±0.5 percent) from last year. Food and beverage stores were up 3.9 percent (±0.7 percent) from last year, while nonstore retailers were up 6.5 percent (±1.4 percent) from February 2024,” the Commerce Department’s monthly update says. Economists had predicted a 0.7 increase, making this a pretty bad miss. But this is just a “detox period” and everything will be fine, et cetera.

“Let nobody be fooled! The hundreds of attacks being made by Houthi, the sinister mobsters and thugs based in Yemen, who are hated by the Yemeni people, all emanate from, and are created by, IRAN. Any further attack or retaliation by the ‘Houthis’ will be met with great force, and there is no guarantee that that force will stop there. Iran has played ‘the innocent victim’ of rogue terrorists from which they’ve lost control, but they haven’t lost control. They’re dictating every move, giving them the weapons, supplying them with money and highly sophisticated Military equipment, and even, so-called, ‘Intelligence.’ Every shot fired by the Houthis will be looked upon, from this point forward, as being a shot fired from the weapons and leadership of IRAN, and IRAN will be held responsible, and suffer the consequences, and those consequences will be dire!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday following attempted drone attacks on US Navy ships on Saturday.

We were to understand that this kind of shit wouldn’t be happening if Trump returned to power as, for example, on January 12, 2024 he posted “So, let me get this straight. We’re dropping bombs all over the Middle East, AGAIN (where I defeated ISIS!)… Now we have wars in Ukraine, Israel, and Yemen,” as if to say they Houthis were too afraid of him to attack the Navy. So that was a lie too.

“We are going to make this country safe again. I wake up every morning loving my job because I work for the greatest president in the history of my life. And we are going to make this country safe again. I’m proud to be a part of this administration. We are not stopping. I don’t care what the judges think. I don’t care what the Left thinks. We’re coming,” bald Nazi Tom Homan raged on Fox Monday, prompting host Lawrence Jones to all but ask if he could blow Homan on live television.

North Dakota corn farmer Justin Sherlock tells NPR he had been hoping that other people would be suffering the consequences of convicted felon President Trump’s shambolic and fucking incompetent methods of conducting his “trade war,” that it was all just a means of negotiation and Sherlock and his neighbors would continue to have reliable access to Chinese markets. That was until the fat bastard posted they should get ready to supply Americans instead and to “Have fun!”

“That really struck a lot of farmers, it was the wrong note. It has a lot of them questioning, is there a plan?” Sherlock said, adding that he’s in the red ahead of the spring planting season and doesn’t know how he’s going to be able to finance his operations and he can’t take Trump’s post “to the banker and say, well, our political leadership must have a plan, so give me a loan.”

NPR’s article does not say outright that Sherlock voted for the fat fuck, though it’s heavily implied through the headline that says “North Dakota went big for Trump. Now many farmers say they face an uncertain future.” Then there’s the delicate language he uses to describe the collapse in confidence, the “If only the Fuhrer knew“-esque wist evident. Also funny is how NPR writes that another farmer, who also did not say who he voted for, told them “the current uncertainty isn’t good for the markets. But he’s hesitant to talk politics. That was a popular refrain during interviews across the region. North Dakota, with just under 800,000 people, is like one big, small town. Business and relationships are delicate. In some corners, like in much of America, there is now a deep distrust of mainstream media. Also, in a state where more than 67 percent of the electorate voted for Trump, some folks appeared worried about saying the wrong thing and facing retaliation,” lol.

Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer will not be signing copies of his new book this week for fans of his style of governance given that they may not exist. Plus there’s some “security concerns,” per a statement from Schumer’s team picked up by the New York Times’s Annie Karni.

White House economic wiener Kevin Hassett was all smiles on Monday morning as he told CNBC that there will be plenty of uncertainty in the markets before April 2nd when everything will be certain because that’s when convicted felon President Trump will, with 100 percent certainty, impose reciprocal tariffs on Canada and Mexico. It’s not certain yet which products will be tariffed.

The Trump Regime on Monday claimed that Brown University kidney transplant specialist Dr Rasha Alawieh’s phone contained, per Politico’s Josh Gerstein, “numerous” photos of “Hezbollah militants” including now-dead leader Hassan Nasrallah and Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps General Qasem Soleimani, in the deleted items folder. This apparently is their justification for denying the H1B visa holder Alawieh reentry when she landed in Boston on Thursday and then sent to Paris despite a federal judge ordering CBP to provide 48 hours notice to the court of any such action.

“There is a shortage of American doctors working in Dr Alawieh’s area of specialty, transplant nephrology. Foreign-born physicians play an important role in the field, according to experts,” the New York Times wrote in their Sunday story about the Ivy League-educated physician’s ordeal.

Irrespective of the demand in her field, it does not appear from Gerstein’s tweet that the photos and videos were taken by Alawieh or she posed with the terrorists for selfies or anything like that and, irrespective of that detail, it’s worth asking why the fuck their word should be trusted on the assertion when they outright disobeyed an order to provide notice to the court.

In a Friday article titled “North Carolina GOP town hall turns heated as self-described veteran escorted out by security,” Fox News implicitly questioned whether the unnamed local man who screamed “You have nothing to say but lies. You’re lying. I’m a veteran, and you don’t give a fuck about me!” at last week’s raucous public forum hosted by North Carolina MAGA Congressman Chuck Edwards is actually a military veteran, unsubtly hinting that he might be a stolen valor dickhead.

The article, which includes a photo of a large, angry, tattooed man who does not seem at all like a cupcake, continuing to shout while being asked to leave by two police officers, was printed around the same time the Asheville Watchdog posted an interview with the man, identifying him as 54 year-old Jay Carey, who served 20+ years in the Army and saw action in the first Iraq War, Afghanistan, and Bosnia, earning a Bronze Star during one of the campaigns. The Watchdog’s article also mentions that Carey’s a registered Democrat who in 2022 ran in the district’s House primary, a background Fox News might have done well to have looked into or at least later followed up with.

Might have been a better look for them to – quite likely correctly – paint Carey’s outburst as a pre-campaign stunt ahead of a 2026 challenge to Edwards, one in which he filmed free footage for a future ad about standing up for his fellow veterans against a feckless twat McDonald’s franchisee who whined about having to face constituents. That would’ve had the effect of casting Carey’s intentions as “grandstanding” and thus given the Fox audience the permission structure they crave to dismiss him as a “fake” veteran. Would’ve worked better than weakly questioning his service to the country, something incongruous at best for a propaganda operation that regularly fetishes right wing veterans with horseshit like “Vietnam veteran says he’s ‘honored’ to give Trump his Purple Heart after assassination attempt,” without any qualification of whether the medal was authentic.

“The ‘Pardons’ that Sleepy Joe Biden gave to the Unselect Committee of Political Thugs, and many others, are hereby declared VOID, VACANT, AND OF NO FURTHER FORCE OR EFFECT, because of the fact that they were done by Autopen. In other words, Joe Biden did not sign them but, more importantly, he did not know anything about them! The necessary Pardoning Documents were not explained to, or approved by, Biden. He knew nothing about them, and the people that did may have committed a crime. Therefore, those on the Unselect Committee, who destroyed and deleted ALL evidence obtained during their two year Witch Hunt of me, and many other innocent people, should fully understand that they are subject to investigation at the highest level.”

“The fact is, they were probably responsible for the Documents that were signed on their behalf without the knowledge or consent of the Worst President in the History of our Country, Crooked Joe Biden!” posted convicted felon President Trump early Monday.

Convicted felon President Trump’s regime openly admits to defying a federal judge’s order to turn around two planes full of Venezuelan deportees on Saturday because the flights were over international waters, therefore the order didn’t apply somehow, Axios reports.

“I just won the Golf Club Championship, probably my last, at Trump International Golf Club, in Palm Beach County, Florida. Such a great honor! The Awards dinner is tonight, at the Club. I want to thank the wonderful Golf Staff, and all of the many fantastic golfers, that participated in the even. Such fun!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Sunday, after at least 30 people were killed across the Midwest in tornadoes, wildfires, and a raging dust storm wreaked havoc on MAGA voters.

Wisconsin Trump voter Brad Bartell is seeing some real tangible changes to the way immigration enforcement is conducted in the US since his Orange Messiah returned to office in January, telling the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel that ICE is “cracking down” and he’s hearing stories about undocumented immigrants being “trapped in a room with 100 other” detainees at a holding facility.

It’s Bartell’s Peruvian wife, Camilla Munoz, telling him about this via collect calls that cost 20 cents a minute. Munoz was nabbed as they stepped off a flight from Puerto Rico, where they had their honeymoon. “What the fuck do I do?” Bartells thought to himself as she stuck her wedding ring in her backpack and handed it to Bartell as she was led away by the regime’s stormtroopers.

“Emotionally, I’m concerned for her,” he said. “It can’t be easy being trapped in a room with 100 other people. They don’t have anything in there. It’s just so wasteful. I knew they were cracking down. I guess I didn’t know how it was going down.” Per the Journal-Sentinel, Bartells “imagined the administration would target people who snuck over the border and weren’t vetted,” and that everything would be fine for his wife since all she did was overstay a work visa.

“They know who she is and where she came from. They need to get the vetting done and not keep these people locked up. It doesn’t make any sense.” Bartell should pray to his Orange god for mercy.