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— Maria Bartiromo (@MariaBartiromo) March 3, 2025

Sometimes one need take a slight step back, using just a little bit of imagination and extrapolating to fully appreciate this kind of “messaging”: Picture if convicted felon President Trump and FBI Director Kash Patel were relatively normal, well-adjusted adults and that, back in November after his win, Kash approached Trump and said something like “Congrats Mr President-Elect. Say, I’ve been talking to some people in the FBI and I’m alarmed. They’re telling me Chris Wray is basically an absentee boss and that agents are just dicking around vaping and playing video games all day in the office instead of getting work done. I think a new direction is needed and I want to be the guy to do it.”

Then about six weeks later, after Kash had some “NO VAPING” signs hung up and confiscated all the Xbox controllers, Trump asks Kash why agents are still vaping and playing video games at FBI headquarters. Would “Oh well, you know. Chris Wray left me a real mess here. He had no sense of discipline” inspire a lot of confidence in Kash’s leadership of the Federal Bureau of Investigation?

Trump should fire him then, right? Like most reasonable adults can all agree someone who claims they’re going to fix something and then turns around and simply blames their predecessor has no business remaining in that position, correct? Looking to hear from the Trump fans on this one. It’s tricky on purpose. Can any of you fucking morons ignore the impulse to start going off on a “Deep State” tangent when the actual point has nothing to do with that? Let’s see. Impress us.

Speaking on complete chode influencer Patrick Bet-David’s podcast on Monday, incel hero and credibly accused sex trafficker Andrew Tate expressed some disappointment with the way heels-wearing Florida Gov Ron DeSantis reacted to news of Tate’s arrival in the Sunshine State last week following he and his brother’s suspicious reprieve from Romanian police restrictions, the AP reports.

“I don’t know why Ron’s answer wasn’t, ‘He has an American passport. The judicial system in Romania, which I know absolutely nothing about, decided to let him fly, and he’s flown to his home country. As far as we’re concerned, he’s broken no laws,’” Tate told the fellow Trump ballsucker Bet-David. “Instead, what he did was say: ‘We’re going to get our attorney general to try and find some laws he’s broken and wreck this man who’s done nothing inside of the United States ever.'”

The Dow Jones Industrial Average dropped nearly 700 points on Monday afternoon after convicted felon President Trump confirmed that Mexico and Canada have yet to talk him out of imposing 25 percent tariffs on their exports to the United States, CNBC reports.

On the plus side, Bitcoin dropped over $8,000 in value despite Trump’s “crypto reserve” scam.

Town of Topsail Beach, North Carolina official statement, September 14th, 2024: “With great sadness, the Town of Topsail Beach regrets to announce the passing of our beloved Mayor Steve Smith, who passed away peacefully on September 13, 2024. Mayor Smith served the Topsail Beach Community faithfully for almost a decade, as both a Commissioner and Mayor, dedicating his life to improving the quality of life for its residents and visitors. Mayor Smith was a visionary leader who had a passion for serving his community. His commitment to preserving the town’s unique character and natural beauty was evident in his many accomplishments over the years. He served on countless boards and committees to better serve Topsail Beach. In addition to being a true friend and a dedicated public servant to Topsail Beach, he was also a loving husband, father and grandfather who was adored by his family. Mayor Smith leaves a huge void in the Town of Topsail Beach. His leadership, wisdom, and compassion will be greatly missed by all who knew him.

Town of Topsail Beach, North Carolina official statement, March 3, 2025: “With great sadness, the Town of Topsail Beach regrets to announce the passing of our beloved Mayor Morton Blanchard, who passed away yesterday afternoon. [Several items of career/biographical info unique to Blanchard] Mayor Blanchard then served the Topsail Beach Community faithfully for over a decade, as both a Commissioner and as Mayor for the past five months. Mayor Blanchard had a passion for serving his community and has worked on many initiatives for the Town but worked especially hard on trying to bring public sewer service to residents and property owners. Mayor Blanchard served on countless boards and committees to better serve Topsail Beach. In addition to being a true friend and a dedicated public servant to Topsail Beach, he was also a loving husband, father and grandfather who was adored by his family. Mayor Blanchard leaves a huge void in the Town of Topsail Beach. His leadership, wisdom, and compassion will be greatly missed by all who knew him.”

Still a Congresswoman and not-yet UN Ambassador because Speaker Mike Johnson can’t get his shit together Elise Stefanik was viciously booed Monday during a speech to the Anti-Defamation League’s “Never is Now” conference at the Javits Center in Manhattan as the crowd took exception to her bullshit line that convicted felon President Trump would have somehow prevented the October 7th attacks on Israel had he still been in office at the time, Jewish Insider reports .

“I believe that it’s quite obvious to the world that if President Trump had remained in office, October 7 would never have happened,” said Stefanik in the line that was so poorly received that the next few statements were drowned out. It’s not clear precisely why the crowd didn’t like it as Jewish Insider’s report says that she was cheered otherwise, and even got a standing ovation for boasting that “The antisemites at the United Nations better buckle up because I’m coming. The university presidents were just a warm-up and, believe me, anyone who knows me knows that I’m just getting started,” in her closing. If they liked that bullshit then why didn’t they like the other bullshit?

Hey remember when the “Biden Regime” was making it impossible to build a home because lumber was too expensive, and even though it was difficult at best to make a correlation between his policies and the price spikes he still got blamed for it anyway? Well the same thing’s happening now, except Bloomberg reports that this new price increase is directly attributable to the fat fuck ordering the Commerce Department to “investigate the national security harm posed by lumber imports.”

Markets reacted immediately on Monday, putting the price up to about $675 per board foot, approaching the $700 high from mid-2022, on the Chicago Mercantile exchange.

In related news, Donald posted “To the Great Farmers of the United States: Get ready to start making a lot of agricultural product to be sold INSIDE of the United States. Tariffs will go on external product on April 2nd. Have fun!” as in “Have fun losing a shit ton of business when they retaliate!”

You’d think a guy who got away with stealing billions in Medicare funds from taxpayers would know a thing or two about the federal justice system, but nevertheless Florida Senator Rick Scott’s here on Russian asset Benny Johnson’s show saying he sure hopes “Tom Homan does his job and prosecutes” New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez “to the full extent of the law,” for supposedly obstructing federal immigration enforcement by holding some webinars informing people of their rights under questioning. Problem is that if that “hope” was premised correctly, that Homan could unilaterally determine probable cause for obstruction then she would’ve been arrested and charged already, rather than Homan (supposedly) having made a criminal referral to the Justice Department to open an investigation for obstruction or interfering with law enforcment or whatever.

Then again it’s possible Rick Scott already knew all that and is just lying to this four-eyed penis and the incels in his audience so they direct their ire at Homan, an expendable bureaucrat, rather than have to own up to any failure by Scott’s fellow Floridian Attorney General Pam Bondi to pursue AOC.

“The GDPNow model estimate for real GDP growth (seasonally adjusted annual rate) in the first quarter of 2025 is -2.8 percent on March 3, down from -1.5 percent on February 28. After this morning’s releases from the US Census Bureau and the Institute for Supply Management, the nowcast of first-quarter real personal consumption expenditures growth and real private fixed investment growth fell from 1.3 percent and 3.5 percent, respectively, to 0.0 percent and 0.1 percent,” says the Atlanta Federal Reserve Bank in a forecast update.

It’s not clear yet when DOGE will order the bureaucrats who wrote this be fired and placed under criminal investigation for spreading hateful lies contradicting the new Golden Age of America.

“Texas has about 12.2 million head of cattle, the most in America. I met with the Texas Cattle Feeders and Cattle Raisers this week. Out of curiosity, I asked each of them their favorite cut of meat. A few said New York Strip. I asked why we didn’t call it a ‘Texas Strip’ because New York has mostly dairy cows. Just because a New York restaurant named Texas beef a New York Strip in the 19th century doesn’t mean we need to keep doing that. The Texas Senate will file a concurrent resolution to officially change the name of the New York Strip to the ‘Texas Strip’ in the Lone Star State. We ask restaurants to change the name of this strip of meat the next time they reprint their menus, and grocery stores to do the same. We want this to catch on across the country and around the globe. In a world filled with serious issues that we address every day at the Texas Capitol, this simple resolution will help better market Texas beef. That’s good for the Texas cattle industry.”

“The Cattle Associations sure liked the idea. Liberal New York shouldn’t get the credit for our hard-working ranchers. We promote the Texas brand on everything made or grown in Texas because it benefits our economy and jobs. After session ends this summer, I might take a short cruise across the Gulf of America and have a juicy medium-rare Texas Strip,” wrote Texas Lt Governor Dan Patrick in a lengthy tweet on Friday, taking the lead on addressing an important matter for his state.

Interviewed Monday by that Limey on Fox Business News, Florida MAGA Congressman Carlos Giminez was pissed at the “Democrats” for denying “Donald Trump a huge win” by somehow encouraging Volodymyr Zelensky to back out of the minerals deal, with Varney citing a Saturday New York Post piece the chyron indicated was “reporting” but the main screen labeled accurately as “opinion”: “Disaster in the Oval Office: Dems lead Zelensky, Ukraine off a cliff with pressure to reject mineral deal.” In it, Post opinion columnist schmuck Michael Godwin cites a tweet by Dem Connecticut Senator Chris Murphy saying “Just finished a meeting with President Zelensky here in Washington. He confirmed that the Ukrainian people will not support a fake peace agreement where Putin gets everything he wants and there are no security arrangements for Ukraine.”

Evidently Godwin’s interpretation of Murphy’s tweet means to Varney and Giminez that “Democrats” had demanded Zelensky deny Trump a win. Thus it’s “outrageous” and horrible.

Later in the segment Varney informed Giminez that Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth had ordered an end to all cyber operations against Russia. Giminez was unaware and was furious with Hegseth.

“The Treasury Department is announcing today that, with respect to the Corporate Transparency Act, not only will it not enforce any penalties or fines associated with the beneficial ownership information reporting rule under the existing regulatory deadlines, but it will further not enforce any penalties or fines against US citizens or domestic reporting companies or their beneficial owners after the forthcoming rule changes take effect either. The Treasury Department will further be issuing a proposed rulemaking that will narrow the scope of the rule to foreign reporting companies only. Treasury takes this step in the interest of supporting hard-working American taxpayers and small businesses and ensuring that the rule is appropriately tailored to advance the public interest.”

“‘This is a victory for common sense,’ said US Secretary of the Treasury Scott Bessent. ‘Today’s action is part of President Trump’s bold agenda to unleash American prosperity by reining in burdensome regulations, in particular for small businesses that are the backbone of the American economy,'” says the Treasury Department in a Sunday press release. The word “money laundering” wasn’t mentioned, probably because it sounds too “dirty,” but per Reuters, that’s Bessent’s aim here.

“Paid ‘troublemakers’ are attending Republican Town Hall Meetings. It is all part of the game for the Democrats, but just like our big LANDSLIDE ELECTION, it’s not going to work for them!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday, finally getting around to sharing that lame-ass excuse for his loyal sycophants acting like total pussies when faced with outraged constituents.

Detroit economist Patrick Anderson tells Bloomberg he expects the average cost of a new vehicle to go up by $12,000 after convicted felon President Trump’s tariffs sink in. “That kind of cost increase will lead directly – and I expect almost immediately – to a decline in sales of the models that have the biggest trade impacts,” Anderson said of the anticipated effects the fat bastard’s planned 25 percent levies will inflict on the auto industry’s complex cross-border manufacturing chain.

Where is the lie?

Everyone with an ounce of integrity in their body knows I’m right.

Blondi is an embarrassment to President Trump.

I hope Trump fires her. pic.twitter.com/ozNRZ4gUqk

— Laura Loomer (@LauraLoomer) March 3, 2025

In an article titled “Trump Has Glossed Over High Prices. Republicans Worry It Will Cost Them,” the Wall Street Journal quotes from several members of the MAGA party expressing said worries – with varying degrees of alarm – over the future political impact of the fat fuck thus far having indeed largely “glossed over” the issue after a campaign largely focused on making it sound like the Biden Administration had deliberately inflicted increased costs on the American people.

There was something of a noticeable dispositive difference in the level of unease, perhaps speaking to the also steadily rising political price of pointing out that the party ruled with a flabby fist by the Orange Overlord better figure it out sooner rather than later. On one end there were Georgia Governor Brian Kemp, who said he doesn’t “feel like people are blaming him on that yet, but I think that’s a risk you get three, six months down the road. It’s a risk for any politician,” and “moderate” Nebraska Congressman Don Bacon, who told the Journal he thinks “it’s too early to say if the president has acted on inflation,” adding “it may take a while for tangible results to be seen.”

On the other was longtime MAGA economic douchebag Stephen Moore, who definitely sounds like he’s pissing himself. “The Trump administration needs to keep its eye on what’s happening with prices. It should be a top priority. The trend is a little bit troubling.” However, none seemed more freaked out than Virginia GOP chairman Rich Anderson, whose state party are potentially staring down the barrel of a fucking massacre in November with inflation icing on the cake of the DOGE shitshow, putting it very bluntly with “There will be a penalty to pay if there is a failure to deliver.”

The Orange Fuhrer on Monday ordered all citizens to ignore the lugenpresse, posting “The only President who gave none of Ukraine’s land to Putin’s Russia is President Donald J Trump. Remember that when the weak and ineffective Democrat’s criticize, and the Fake News gladly puts out anything they say!” on his lame Twitter clone, the fucking stupid misplaced apostrophe for the true fans.

Still some pretty textbook execution of bad faith horseshit. You can say correctly that Bill Clinton and George W Bush never “gave” any Ukrainian territory to Russia, that it’s an extremely bitchy way of describing what happened when Russia invaded Ukraine during Joe Biden’s administration, that obviously the fanboys would’ve lost their shit if Obama had ordered military strikes against Russia to stop the 2014 incursions, and that Trump is trying to actually “give” the currently occupied regions over to Vlad. None of that matters because the cult has been ordered to ignore it.

All about the Dons: House GOP bill would put Trump's face on $100 note https://t.co/E3p2FhdfqB

— Fox News (@FoxNews) March 3, 2025

Wazzup crackaz? Check dis bling-blingin’ Fox Newzizzle headline wit tha word “Benjamins” from Puff Daddy’z 1997 track replaced wit “Dons”! That a fly-ass funny reference, ain’t it, dawg?!?

“House Democrats are committed to funding the government in a manner that promotes the economic well-being, health and safety of everyday Americans. The top Democrat on the Appropriations Committee, Rosa DeLauro, remains ready, willing and able to talk with our Republican colleagues, but there has been zero outreach from the Trump administration and House Republicans have walked away from the negotiating table. As the recent budget resolution vote made clear, there will be no support for partisan legislation that fails to protect the quality of life of the American people, most importantly with respect to Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid.”

“Unfortunately, it appears that Republicans, who control the House, the Senate and the presidency, are once again determined to shut the government down and hurt everyday Americans,” said House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries in a statement on Sunday as the March 14th deadline approaches.

A Punchbowl survey of Congressional staffers found 57 percent saying a shutdown is imminent.

“We should spend less time worrying about Putin, and more time worrying about migrant rape gangs, drug lords, murderers, and people from mental institutions entering our Country – So that we don’t end up like Europe!” posted convicted felon President Trump, leaning hard into self-satire.

“Gov Henry McMasterbater should immediately go to NorthCarolina and open up the water main, and let the water flow into his dry, starving, burning State, instead of having it go out into the Atlantic Ocean. It ought to be done right now, NO MORE EXCUSES FROM THIS INCOMPETENT GOVERNOR. IT’S ALREADY FAR TOO LATE!” convicted felon President Trump did not post Sunday.

Nevertheless, DEI is out of control in South Carolina and the people there have a responsibility to elect competent leadership. As little sense as any of this makes for “parody” that’s kind of the point as an editorial response to massive wildfires currently prompting evacuations in a Red State.