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“I have been fully briefed on the terrible accident which just took place at Reagan National Airport. May God Bless their souls. Thank you for the incredible work being done by our first responders. I am monitoring the situation and will provide more details as they arise,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Thursday morning, a switch from the confusion and bewilderment expressed in an after midnight Truth Social screed where he wrote “The airplane was on a perfect and routine line of approach to the airport. The helicopter was going straight at the airplane for an extended period of time. It is a CLEAR NIGHT, the lights on the plane were blazing, why didn’t the helicopter go up or down, or turn. Why didn’t the control tower tell the helicopter what to do instead of asking if they saw the plane. This is a bad situation that looks like it should have been prevented. NOT GOOD!!!”

Former Congressman-turned-Fox News host-turned-Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy on Thursday simply walked away from a reporter who asked whether there’s an acting director in charge of the Federal Aviation Administration, per a clip of a press conference posted by clip guy Aaron Rupar that’s too short to grab and put on YouTube. The answer to this question is already known as there is no acting FAA director pending the confirmation of a Trump pick. “The FAA director resigned on the day of Trump’s inauguration under pressure from Elon Musk,” Rupar wrote.

With two days to go before they’re supposed to be slapping Mexico, China, and Canada with 25 percent tariffs on all exports to the United States, Convicted felon President Trump’s team don’t actually know what they want to do, as Bloomberg reports they’re “still debating the fundamentals of tariff policy – like whether the taxes should be imposed across the board or targeted at specific countries and industries, and whether they should be reciprocal.”

That last word, “reciprocal,” as in a measure taken in response to another party’s action, kind of gives away the game on how little these assholes know what they’re doing here. How can any imposition of tariffs be “reciprocal” when the whole point is supposed to be for them to fire the first shot at trading partners and force them to respond with geopolitical concessions? Jesus Christ, lol.

“NASA analysis of a near-Earth asteroid designated 2024 YR4 indicates it has a more than 1 percent chance of impacting Earth on Dec 22, 2032 – which also means there is about a 99 percent chance this asteroid will not impact. Such initial analysis will change over time as more observations are gathered. Currently, no other known large asteroids have an impact probability above 1 percent.” 

“Asteroid 2024 YR4 was first reported on Dec 27, 2024, to the Minor Planet Center – the international clearing house for small-body positional measurements – by the NASA-funded Asteroid Terrestrial-impact Last Alert System station in Chile. The asteroid, which is estimated to be about 130 to 300 feet wide, caught astronomers’ attention when it rose on the NASA automated Sentry risk list on Dec 31, 2024. The Sentry list includes any known near-Earth asteroids that have a non-zero probability of impacting Earth in the future. There have been several objects in the past that have risen on the risk list and eventually dropped off as more data have come in. New observations may result in reassignment of this asteroid to 0 as more data come in,” says a NASA blog post.

Demonstrators in Jakarta on Thursday wasted a precious and expensive luxury item by throwing them at the Malaysian embassy to protest a January 24th incident in which a Malaysian coast guard vessel fired upon a boat carrying Indonesian migrant workers for allegedly trespassing into their territorial waters off a beach just east of Kuala Lumpur, killing one, the Associated Press reports.

“Eggs covered the state symbol of Malaysia at the mission’s gate, and the building itself appeared to have egg stains and cracked shells on it,” the AP wrote from the scene as nearly 100 Indonesians expressed outrage over their neighboring country’s murderous assault that also left another four men wounded in addition to the 50 year-old man that was killed by the Malaysian Maritime Enforcement Agency. The Indonesian Foreign Affairs Ministry last week said that the migrant workers had actually been attempting to leave Malaysia. This is not an isolated incident as advocacy groups say at least 75 Indonesian migrants have been murdered in Malaysia since 2005.

North Carolina Senator Thom Tillis will be handing these “K$H Bingo” cards out to his fellow Republicans ahead of Thursday’s hearing for would-be FBI Director Kash Patel, Fox News reports.

What a crackup, that Tillis, getting these custom-printed to say “Oh jeez, those annoying Democrats again bringing up that our nominee to lead the top federal law enforcement agency in the United States believes in QAnon bullshit and wrote two ‘children’s books’ about Trump being a fairy tale king. Let’s have a laugh at that and promote his ‘K$H’ fashion label at the same time.”

“President Donald J Trump Ends DEI Madness and Restores Excellence and Safety within the Federal Aviation Administration. FLIGHTS SHOULD BE SUPERVISED BY THE BEST EMPLOYEES: President Donald J Trump has signed a Presidential Memorandum terminating a Biden Administration Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) hiring policy that prioritized diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) over safety and efficiency,” says a January 22, 2025 White House memo on aviation safety orders.

“This Presidential Memorandum orders the Secretary of Transportation and FAA Administrator to immediately stop Biden DEI hiring programs and return to non-discriminatory, merit-based hiring. It also requires the FAA Administrator to review the past performance and performance standards of all FAA employees in critical safety positions and make clear that any individual who fails to demonstrate adequate capability is replaced by someone who will ensure Americans’ flight safety and efficiency. MILLIONS OF AMERICANS RELY ON SAFE, TIMELY AIR TRAVEL EVERY DAY: Safety and competence should be the only job criteria for FAA employees, yet the Biden Administration violated the public trust – as well as the law – by prioritizing illegal DEI hiring.”

“Every day, more than 45,000 flights and 2.9 million airline passengers traveling for work or fun or to visit friends and family entrust their lives to the FAA. Almost unbelievably, as a diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) initiative, the Biden FAA specifically recruited and hired individuals with ‘severe intellectual’ disabilities, psychiatric issues, and complete paralysis over other individuals who sought to work for the FAA. President Trump is immediately terminating this illegal and dangerous program and requiring that all FAA hiring be based solely on ensuring the safety of airline passengers and overall job excellence,” the memo continued. National Zero is late in picking this up, apologies for the delay – though there was a lot of other news going on in the world of politics over the past week.

Rescuers combing the waters of the Potomac River just off the runway from Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport in Arlington, Virginia are tragically coming up empty following a collision between a US Army Blackhawk with three soldiers on board and a Bombardier CRJ700 carrying 60 passengers and four crew inbound from Wichita, Kansas Thursday night, WUSA reports.

At least 19 bodies have been pulled from the water so far. It’s the first major incident in American aviation since 2009, when a regional jet crashed near Buffalo, killing all 49 on board and one on the ground. Officials with the US Figure Skating organization on Thursday issued a statement that “several members of our skating community” were among the passengers onboard the plane.

In not so few words Nazi-ish Hungarian immigrant “Doctor” Sebastian Gorka on Tuesday told Newsmax’s Rob Scmitt that egg price voters can go fuck themselves because the cost of living is less important to than all the white nationalism and mass deportation shit that gets Gorka hard.

“Look, Rob, I don’t think there needs to be any kind of special policy because 77 million Americans chose common sense. They realized that four years of open borders is sheer insanity,” Gorka told Schmitt. “Allowing millions of people into this country unvetted isn’t just bad for the economy and for the working American, it’s also a national security threat. So whether it’s, you know, Secretary Noem, whether it’s Tom Homan, whether it’s Kash Patel – God willing – very, very soon, they know that the team is in place to do one thing above all else and it’s not about the price of eggs: It’s about making sure that Americans are safe. The prosperity is going to come because we remember those halcyon days, don’t we? Just a few years ago, Rob, what the economy was like, the energy, the exports. And the first thing isn’t the price of eggs, it’s making sure Americans are safe,” he continued.

So basically Gorka said mass deportations will eventually lower the price of eggs.

A former manager at a Taco Bell location in Pittsburgh went on trial Wednesday over a November 2022 incident in which he went a little overboard with his firing powers after an altercation with a team member upset over being “written up” for some violation of the code of conduct, WPXI reports.

Specifically rather than firing staff member Dorian Carver, as in terminate his employment, manager Zaiyre Simmons fired a pistol at Carver, as in terminating his life. Jurors were shown surveillance video of Simmons and Carver arguing in the fast food joint, then physically fighting, and then Carver exiting the premises with Simmons on his trail. Carver had called a person for a ride as he fled down the road but was then shot dead in front of a nearby Northwestern Mutual insurance office.

It’s not clear what Carver’s code of Taco Bell conduct violation was or why Simmons was willing to kill to uphold the commitment to integrity expected from every member of the Taco Bell family.

“Because Jay Powell and the Fed failed to stop the problem they created with Inflation, I will do it by unleashing American Energy production, slashing Regulation, rebalancing International Trade, and reigniting American Manufacturing, but I will do much more than stopping Inflation, I will make our Country financially, and otherwise, powerful again! The Fed has done a terrible job on Bank Regulation. Treasury is going to lead the effort to cut unnecessary Regulation, and will unleash lending for all American people and businesses. If the Fed had spent less time on DEI, gender ideology, ‘green’ energy, and fake climate change, Inflation would never have been a problem. Instead, we suffered from the worst Inflation in the History of our Country!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday, blaming DEI, gender ideology, green energy, and “fake” climate change for his own unrealistic promises coming back to bite his fat ass.

New York City Mayor Eric Adams may soon be off the hook on his multiple-count federal criminal case as he has successfully supplicated to the Orange Hitler, the New York Times reports, citing sources inside the newly-MAGAfied US Department of Justice. Cry more libtards.

Former Senator Gold Bars Bob Menendez was sentenced to 11 years in prison for accepting a shit ton of bribes from Egypt, among other crooked schemes, Politico reports.

Again, this was all a lie. There was $0 worth of condoms sent to Gaza last year.

The White House Office of Management and Budget on Wednesday officially rescinded Monday’s suicidally fucking stupid Executive Order putting a freeze on all loans and grant disbursements for 90 days, causing a national uproar against the Trump Regime, the Washington Post reports.

“In light of the injunction, OMB has rescinded the memo to end any confusion on federal policy created by the court ruling and the dishonest media coverage. The Executive Orders issued by the President on funding reviews remain in full force and effect and will be rigorously implemented by all agencies and departments. This action should effectively end the court case and allow the government to focus on enforcing the President’s orders on controlling federal spending. In the coming weeks and months, more executive action will continue to end the egregious waste of federal funding,” wrote Karoline “Blondi” Leavitt in a statement admitting they caved to the media.

So it doesn’t matter what’s actually said, the narrative is going forward.

Wow. https://t.co/EQqhMpHJc7

— Richard Grenell (@RichardGrenell) January 29, 2025

DOGE-TREPRENEUR AND VISIONARY LEADER ELON MUSK HAS BEEN NOMINATED FOR THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE FOR HIS EFFORTS TO PROTECT AND PROMOTE FREE SPEECH, NUMEROUS TWITTER ACCOUNTS REPORT IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS DUE TO THE EXTREME EXCITEMENT!

And – shocker – none of these accounts make mention that the nomination was submitted by Branko Grims, a no-name far right Slovenian member of European Parliament. The bar for being a qualified nominator for the Nobel Peace prize is pretty low, you need to be a member of a national legislature or a professor of “history, social sciences, law, philosophy, theology, and religion” (there are other, more rarified, prerequisites like heads of state, past winners, officials at the Hague, etc).

So really Lauren Boebert could’ve nominated Musk and it would carry just as much weight as the one by this “Branko Grims” assclown, whose name sounds like a Harry Potter character. In fact Elon should start asking around why no Republican members of Congress beat Grims to the prestigious imprimatur that “Nobel Peace Prize nominee” brings when conferred by some Nazi troll.

Investors in electric vehicle company Tesla are starting to get kind of worried about the very colorful CEO’s political leanings and whether he might have imitated a Nazi salute recently, NBC reports.

Big day for the cranial parasite victim who got into politics because of his last name, ran for the Democratic presidential nomination, then ran as a third-party spoiler, sold out to the Orange God Emperor, and now finally faces the reward for his submission to fascism: Like a 50/50 chance for a cabinet position in which he manages all public health policy in the United States.