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The Atlantic’s reporting confirmed

If Mark Meadows is denying it then… There’s also actual confirmation in the piece from Meadows’s predecessor, John Kelly, who confirmed to reporter that the headline about the fat fuck wanting American military leaders to be more like Hitler’s, as Kelly told writer Jeffrey Goldberg what happened when Trump first said “German generals”: “Do you mean Bismarck’s generals? I mean, I knew he didn’t know who Bismarck was, or about the Franco-Prussian War. I said, ‘Do you mean the kaiser’s generals? Surely you can’t mean Hitler’s generals? And he said, ‘Yeah, yeah, Hitler’s generals.’ I explained to him that Rommel had to commit suicide after taking part in a plot against Hitler,” Kelly said, then telling Goldberg that Trump had no idea who Rommel was.

During the George Floyd riots in 2020, Trump also told his staff that “The Chinese generals would know what to do,” specifically referring the 1989 Tiananmen Square massacre.

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Trump screamed “It doesn’t cost 60,000 bucks to bury a fucking Mexican!” after getting bill for murdered US soldier’s funeral: report

In the middle of a long sequel to the infamous September 2020 “Suckers and Losers” report, the Atlantic details a pretty fucking sick and cruel incident of how convicted felon former President Trump reacted when handed the bill for murdered US soldier Vanessa Guillen‘s funeral after telling her family he would personally pay for it. We’re just going to copy this verbatim to not mince words:

In an Oval Office meeting on December 4, 2020, officials gathered to discuss a separate national-security issue. Toward the end of the discussion, Trump asked for an update on the [Army Secretary Ryan] McCarthy investigation [into Guillen’s murder]. Christopher Miller, the acting secretary of defense (Trump had fired his predecessor, Mark Esper, three weeks earlier, writing in a tweet, “Mark Esper has been terminated”), was in attendance, along with Miller’s chief of staff, Kash Patel. At a certain point, according to two people present at the meeting, Trump asked, “Did they bill us for the funeral? What did it cost?”

According to attendees, and to contemporaneous notes of the meeting taken by a participant, an aide answered: Yes, we received a bill; the funeral cost $60,000.

Trump became angry. “It doesn’t cost 60,000 bucks to bury a fucking Mexican!” He turned to his chief of staff, Mark Meadows, and issued an order: “Don’t pay it!” Later that day, he was still agitated. “Can you believe it?” he said, according to a witness. “Fucking people, trying to rip me off.”

Khawam, the family attorney, told me she sent the bill to the White House, but no money was ever received by the family from Trump. Some of the costs, Khawam said, were covered by the Army (which offered, she said, to allow Guillén to be buried at Arlington National Cemetery) and some were covered by donations. Ultimately, Guillén was buried in Houston.

It goes on to recount a complicated back and forth of denials about the incident. Guillen’s family lawyer told the Atlantic the bill was never paid. The Trump campaign said “President Donald Trump never said that. This is an outrageous lie from The Atlantic two weeks before the election,” in a comment. Sounds like they’re going to have to go into serious damage control mode.

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Ohio AG announces six illegal voters found statewide

“Six individuals have been indicted for illegal voting in past elections, Ohio Attorney General Dave Yost announced today. ‘The right to vote is sacred. If you’re not a US citizen, it’s illegal to vote, whether you thought you were allowed to or not, you will be held accountable. Irregularities like this are rare, and this is a small number of cases,’ Yost said. ‘We should all be confident in the upcoming election, knowing that the laws are being enforced and will continue to be enforced,'” says a statement from the Ohio AG’s office on a total vindication for MAGA conspiracy bullshit.

Not really though. It gets even fucking lamer: Between the six of them they illegally voted in multiple elections, but going all the way back to 2008, the latest in 2020. This butthole waited until two weeks before Election Day 2024 to prosecute six fucking non-citizens who didn’t even vote in 2022.

And this was six out of 138 flagged by the Secretary of State’s office. The amount of fucking time wasted going through all this bullshit just to nab six people, three of whom last voted in 2018.

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Jamie Dimon rooting for Kamala Harris

Sources tell the New York Times that capitalist oligarch JP Morgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon is rooting for Vice President Kamala Harris to defeat convicted felon former President Trump next month, but is unwilling to say so publicly out of fear of retaliation from the Orange Hitler.

“Dimon isn’t making his stance known publicly because he’s fearful that if Mr Trump is victorious, he could retaliate against the people and companies who publicly opposed his run, his associates said. That’s a concern shared by other powerful corporate executives, and not without reason: Mr Trump has begun to increase threats of political retribution in recent weeks,” the Times writes.

Cat’s out of the bag now, Diamond Jim. Might as well just say it publicly – and he basically did last month when he debunked the fat fuck’s claim Jamie had endorsed him. Back in July the orange shitbag also denied he was considering Dimon for a cabinet position, blaming the fake news or some unnamed intern for it. Problem was that weeks earlier Trump literally said in an interview with Bloomberg that Dimon “is somebody that I would consider, sure,” for Treasury.

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The Hill seemingly run by sick freaks

“A Canadian Walmart was closed for a third day Tuesday as police probe the death of a woman whose body was found inside an oven at the store. Halifax Nova Scotia Regional Police said in a release that they were called at 9:30 pm Saturday to the location, where the 19 year-old woman was found dead inside a walk-in oven in the bakery department,” says the lede to a Tuesday Hill story about a woman who was reportedly baked alive in the large industrial-scale oven.

Maybe it’s cynicism, maybe personal enmity toward them, maybe just a delusion, but it’s hard to escape the feeling that somebody extremely sick and disturbed at the other site deliberately chose to carry this story because it turned them on or something. Not trying to throw a rock from a glass house here, we swerve out of politics all the time and deliberately so to give both us and our audience a break from the grind of a perilous stretch and – even if that’s much more our brand than theirs – we would never hold it against The Hill if and when they do the same. Some dumb crime here or wacky escaped animal story there is totally cool for them to run.

But this- this is a real stretch. How the fuck does a political news aggregator justify this? What member of their audience is going to see this as a complement to the hard-hitting Beltway and Beyond coverage? We really have to question whether this pickup decision was the product of some editor’s sick sexual fetish, like there’s a latent Ted Bundy/Jeffrey Dahmer type revealing himself suddenly at that content mill. This is like psychiatric hold-level sickness.

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North Carolina GOP official tells poll watchers to flag Latinos

The chair of the Republican Party in Lee County – yeah it’s named after Confederate General Robert E Lee, we checked – North Carolina was caught on video telling MAGA poll watchers that any voter with a Hispanic-sounding last name is to be considered “suspicious,” CBS News reports.

“If you’ve got folks that you, that were registered, and they’re missing information… and they were registered in the last 90 days before the election, and they’ve got Hispanic-sounding last names, that probably is, is a suspicious voter. It doesn’t mean they’re illegal. It just means they’re suspicious,” said Lee GOP Chair James Womack during the August Zoom poll watcher training.

Asked to explain himself, Womack told CBS News the “Hispanic-sounding last name certainly is not exclusive. We are trying to find every illegitimate voter and – and to challenge the ones that shouldn’t be voting.” He then added something about “mispronunciations” and misspellings of Latino or Arab names as a reason they could be flagged, whatever the fuck that’s supposed to mean.

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Team Orange cancels “MAHA roundtable”

“Today’s virtual MAHA Town Hall has been canceled due to a change in President Trump’s schedule. President Trump, Robert F Kennedy Jr, and Tulsi Gabbard were eager to engage with you today to discuss the health crisis in our country and how we can tackle the chronic disease epidemic,” says a notice from convicted felon former President Trump’s campaign. Maybe not a coincidence this fell apart two days after Trump promoted a message of McDonald’s consumption. Could also be that the fatass appeared to fall asleep on camera again at that Latino cult event and needs a nap.

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Judge orders Army to release records on Arlington shitshow

DC federal Judge Paul Friedman on Tuesday gave US Army officials until the end of the week to publicly release its records on convicted felon former President Trump’s disgraceful and illegal August 29th campaign stop at Arlington National Cemetery and the assault of an employee by his scumbag minions Justin Caporale and Michel Picard, the Military Times reports.

Probably not great timing. Even without the assault this was an extremely bad look for the fat fuck and he was lucky it fell by the wayside last month, overshadowed by his debate implosion.

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Laura Loomer sues Bill Maher for Trump affair joke

Racist psychopath Laura “MAGAlyn Manson” Loomer has filed a defamation lawsuit against smug self-cocksucker Bill Maher for joking last month that she was in a sexual relationship with convicted felon former President Trump, TMZ reports. “I think maybe Laura Loomer’s in an arranged relationship to affect the election because she’s very close to Trump. She’s 31, looks like his type. We did an editorial here a few years ago … it was basically, who’s Trump fucking? Because I said, you know, it’s not nobody. He’s been a dog for too long, and it’s not Melania. I think we may have our answer this week. I think it might be Laura Loomer,” said Maher on his September 13th show as flagged by the complaint filed in a Sumter County, Florida (yes, that’s where The Villages is) court.

Hmmm… Since they can’t both lose we would see the best outcome as Loomer completely destroying Maher, whose show is canceled and he’s left destitute after Loomer wins everything he’s got and then one of no doubt dozens of potential defamation plaintiffs does the same to Loomer after she shit talks them. That’s the long game we’d love to see play out for both of them here.

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WATCH LIVE: Mt Washington Cog Railway

Catch ALL the action visible from this station at the base of the legendary cog railway up to the summit of New Hampshire’s highest peak, Mount Washington. Interesting trivia: A cog railway train is like a regular train, but in addition to the wheels there’s a cog in the middle for extra traction!

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Harris holding rally in Houston on Friday

Vice President Kamala Harris is heading to Houston for a campaign rally on Friday, the Texas Tribune reports on a curious stop in the Lone Star State during the final stretch before election day.

It’s the same day as convicted felon former President Trump’s Madison Square Garden rally in Manhattan so it kind of comes at the risk of making him look a little less stupid. Just because Harris is nearly certain to lose Texas by less than Trump is going to lose New York doesn’t make it more prudent. However Dem Congressman Colin Allred is trailing gremlin-faced Senator Ted Cruz by single digits, so if this is a joint rally then maybe it just might be worth Harris’s time.

In related news, Eminem will open for Barack Obama and Harris in Detroit on Tuesday, per TMZ.

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Cameroonian president surprises people by showing up alive

Ninety-one year-old Cameroonian President Paul Biya threw his nation a curveball by appearing in public on Monday, having arrived in the capital’s airport from Switzerland, the BBC reports.

Folks had been starting to ask some questions during the six weeks since the last time Biya had been seen alive, even though publicly discussing the president’s health is a criminal offense in the West African nation, which probably helps his political longevity as the old man’s been in power since 1982. And to ditch the tedious sarcasm for a bit putting the BBC describing Biya as “looking visibly strong” and Switzerland together we would bet $20 Biya was there specifically for stem-cell treatments. Like we don’t even need to joke about him getting “adrenochrome” or some other QAnon-ish salve. Swiss stem cell treatments are popular with wealthy third-worlders these days.

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Kraken asserts more foreign millionaires would be placing crypto bets on Trump win if we had paper ballots and national voter ID laws

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Justice Department acknowledges request for probe of Musk scam

Justice Department officials on Tuesday confirmed to CBS News’s Scott MacFarlane that they received the request that “review payments that are being made by the Elon Musk-founded America PAC to voters in Pennsylvania and other states that experts say raise serious questions under applicable law,” after Ketamine Brain promised $100 to voters who sign his stupid petition.

We probably shouldn’t be holding our breath for FBI agents to cuff Musk on stage, let alone a grand jury convening, but at least it’s something acknowledging they’re looking at the crime in progress.

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Team Orange sends legal-ish demand letter to CBS News

“We write on behalf of our client, President Donald J Trump. On October 20, 2024, CBS News released a statement (the ‘October 20 Statement’) conceding that President Trump was accurate in his assertion that the 60 Minutes interview with Vice President Kamala Harris (the ‘Interview’), which aired in two different versions on October 5 and 6, 2024 broadcasts, was doctored in order to mislead the American People ahead of the Presidential Election. It is a matter of public record that ‘CBS cut portions of Harris’s answer to a question about the war in Gaza in its initial broadcast, but it later provided [an allegedly] full transcript of her remarks online.’ The open question is whether such posted transcript is original or whether it has also been doctored, edited, or manipulated in any way that is helpful to Kamala Harris’ failing campaign. The October 20 Statement clearly admits that edits were done in order to make Harris’ answers appear more ‘succinct,'” and we’re skipping ahead…

“We therefore demand that you immediately provide and publicly release the full, unedited transcript of the 60 Minutes Interview with Kamala Harris. Additionally, in contemplation of possible litigation, we demand that you preserve all communications and documents relating to this Interview, together with any edits of the Interview’s content, and that you refrain from destroying any relevant communications or documents. Kindly confirm receipt of this letter within 48 hours and further confirm your intention to cooperate with these demands. We appreciate your anticipated cooperation,” says a letter to CBS VP Gayle Sproul written by convicted felon former President Trump’s shitbag campaign lawyer Edward Paltzik that the fat bastard posted on Monday night.

Missing from this is what they’re going to do if CBS doesn’t comply with their demand for the transcript. Yes, “continue fucking whining publicly” is a given, but we mean legal recourse. What actual grounds will they pretend to have if they actually file a complaint over this?

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Musk-paid canvasser shares fun tip on how to pretend to do job

In at least Arizona and Nevada the canvassers paid by edgelord billionaire Elon Musk to knock on doors for convicted felon former President Trump’s campaign are sharing the above video on how sit on their asses and play video games or whatever while collecting $30 an hour, per the Guardian.

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