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The US Supreme Court on Friday tossed roadkill guy Robert F Kennedy Jr’s petition to get himself on the ballot in New York State, especially rich because it comes a week after the fucking freak’s petition to get off the ballot in Michigan was rejected by a federal circuit court too. If we had to guess he thinks he could’ve somehow helped Trump by splitting off votes in the Empire State but to call that a stretch would be giving him too much credit. At least the lawyers (probably) got paid.

In related news, Vanity Fair reports cucked Politico Playbook co-editor Ryan Lizza, whose now ex-fiancee Olivia Nuzzi’s career is at least temporarily imploded due to her sexting (possibly more) with Bobby Jr, had an “at times heated” phone call with Roadkill Guy after discovering the “relationship” between Nuzzi and Kennedy sometime before the Democratic National Convention last month.

Why Vanity Fair uses the DNC, rather than just “August,” as the temporal fixed point in the story is unclear. The breakup didn’t become public until Lizza announced it in Playbook this month.

At least 22 people have died and millions are without power across the Southeast after Hurricane Helene’s Thursday night landfall in Florida’s Big Bend region, NBC News reports.

“It has been determined that Google has illegally used a system of only revealing and displaying bad stories about Donald J Trump, some made up for this purpose while, at the same time, only revealing good stories about Comrade Kamala Harris. This is an ILLEGAL ACTIVITY, and hopefully the Justice Department will criminally prosecute them for this blatant Interference of Elections. If not, and subject to the Laws of our Country, I will request their prosecution, at the maximum levels, when I win the Election, and become President of the United States!” posted convicted felon former President Trump on Friday. Same old, same old cunty, empty threats from the fat bastard.

“The Clerk of the Court is directed to file on the public docket the Government’s ‘Motion for Leave to File Unredacted Motion Under Seal, and to File Redacted Motion on Public Docket.’ It is hereby ORDERED that Defendant shall file under seal any objections to the proposed redactions in the Government’s Motion for Immunity Determinations by 12:00 PM on October 1, 2024, and shall file under seal any objections to the proposed redactions in the Appendix to that Motion by 5:00 PM on October 10, 2024,” writes DC Circuit Judge Tanya Chutkan in an order that sure makes it sound like she’s going to be “fair” to convicted felon former President Trump’s team in the DC post-2020 election coup attempt case before she goes ahead and unseals a lot of shit the fat bastard does not want voters to be reminded of less than a month before he tries to return to power.

Chutkan’s order was in response to a new Friday filing by Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith which read, in part, “The process proposed here is based upon what the Court has previously directed in this case. Consistent with that prior litigation, the Government’s proposed redactions take into account DC Circuit precedent and three other relevant guideposts… [blah blah blah]… With these guideposts in mind – and with the simultaneous goals of providing the Court with a detailed factual proffer; protecting Sensitive Materials and the witnesses whose accounts support that proffer; and allowing an appropriate degree of public access – the Government has proposed redacted versions of its sealed Motion and sealed Appendix for filing on the public docket.”

Shorter version: Smith already gave a (pre)dacted version to Chutkan, and now it seems the judge is just going to toy with Trump’s lawyers to see if they can find a basis to argue – something, anything, other than “THIS ISN’T FAIR BECAUSE ELECTION INTERFERENCE,” purposely ignoring the irony of that they’re only there because their fat shit client tried to steal the last election.

We have yet to see any finding from Nebraska’s 2nd District putting convicted felon former President Trump trailing Vice President Kamala Harris for the single electoral vote that Team MAGA tried to steal for him this month and now it seems even further away as CNN/SSRS have found Harris up 53 to 42 percent. Even better is the district’s “moderate” GOP Congressman Don Bacon, who vocally supported the attempted fuckjob, trails the Dem Tony Vargas 50 to 44 percent.

CNN also polled North Carolina, finding Harris and Trump tied at 48 percent while, in the first sample taken entirely after the network broke the story of “black NAZI” pervert Lt Governor Mark Robinson’s time on the “Nude Africa” message forums, Dem Attorney General Josh Stein leads Big Mark by 53 to 36 percent in the gubernatorial race. Hope Mark isn’t stress eating after seeing that number.

An Arkansas couple are under arrest for endangering the welfare of a minor and attempting to negotiate the relinquishment of a minor for adoption for selling their two-month old infant son to a neighbor in their trailer park in exchnage for a $1,000 cashier’s check and a six pack of beer. The damning evidence of their intent? Per KNWA it was that they drafted and signed a receipt with a disclaimer saying “there will be no changing y’all two’s minds and to never contact again.”

The baby’s parents, Darien Urban, 21, and Shalene Ehlers, 20, were cuffed on September 21st after a caper that began when neighbor Ricky Crawford had offered to babysit in exchange for a few beers.

At some point someone got the idea to sell the unnamed baby boy to Crawford on a permanent basis, which the trailer park’s manager got wind of and called the police to investigate. Upon arriving they found Crawford “heavily intoxicated, with slurred speech and difficulty maintaining his balance,” but the baby in the “care” of another neighbor, Cody Martin. The baby’s diaper was soiled and he was suffering from rash, leading to the endangerment charge for Urban and Ehlers. They never got the money from Crawford either, as the contract stipulated payment was due on Monday the 23rd.

A force led by German Lieutenant General Jürgen-Joachim von Sandrart will cross the German-Polish border within the next few days to help with recovery from recent flooding and seriously nothing else, DPA reports. Like it’s fine, really. There’s only 120 of them. They were invited to assist.

There’s nothing else going on with this, even if we can put up a headline where everyone can joke that “Germany’s invading Poland again! Haha!” Seriously, everything’s cool. “If you see German soldiers, please don’t panic. This is help. Just so there are no doubts,” said Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk, obviously recognizing that there might be some hard feelings even if few of the people who witnessed it the last time are still around. The Prime Minister says everything’s fine, okay?

You have to feel for Volodymyr Zelensky for being in this position having to entertain this fat, demented fuck who touts his “very good relationship with Putin” while standing right next to him.

Then again, he’s dealt with far, far worse shit from much more formidable enemies who want him dead over the past nearly three years. He can deal with the Orange Slob for a few minutes.

A British man who barely survived getting attacked by an angry hippopotamus during a vacation in Zambia tells the BBC that he has no hard feelings towards the massive, semi-aquatic mammals despite the savagery visited upon him, but is also “not very fond of” what the hippo did to him.

“When the hippo first hit the canoe, there was a massive crash, much like a car crash really,” said 63 year-old Warwickshire man Roland Cherry, who first suffered a dislocated shoulder, rendering him unable to swim away from the behemoth before things got even more real in the June incident on the Kafue River in Zambia. “I remember surfacing, realizing my shoulder was quite badly injured and I realized I’d dislocated it from the outset and the consequences were that I couldn’t actually swim.”

“The instructions were to swim to safety but I couldn’t swim so I was really a sitting duck, trying to swim with one arm which was never going to end well – and then it grabbed me,” Cherry continued, adding that the beast dragged him down to the bottom of the river. “I do remember thinking ‘oh no, what a way to go… I’m not ready to die’ and this was it, because nobody survives hippo attacks.”

Cherry says the next thing he knew he was lying on the riverbank. “We know subsequently from fellow travelers I was grabbed again and thrown through the air like a rag doll but towards the bank which was the godsend,” he said. He ended up hospitalized in South Africa with a 10-inch (25cm) wound to his abdomen, a thigh injury, and dislocated shoulder, requiring seven surgeries. The nurses told him they never met a hippo attack survivor because, as Cherry said, nobody lives through it.

As anyone might have guessed from convicted felon former President Trump playing stupid to reporters about “black NAZI” pervert North Carolina Lt Gov Mark Robinson on Thursday, Puck’s Tara Palmeri reports that Donald has no plans to undorse Robinson even if his implosion threatens Trump in a must-win state following this whole “Nude Africa” thing essentially ending Mark’s career.

A source in the Orange God Emperor’s palace says he “likes” Robinson and that his “endorsement speech was one of the greatest he has ever seen, but [Trump] admits he can never be seen with” Big Mark. But Donald is said to be particularly concerned with the Harris campaign’s efforts to tie them together in the state – the one Lindsey Graham was crying about on Hannity this week – with Trump deeming the spot full of clips of him praising Robinson as a “killer” ad.

Elsewhere in Palmeri’s rundown she writes the fat fuck is starting to get talked back into accepting CNN’s invite for an October 23rd debate with Harris, is (surprise!) still crying about Joe Biden quitting, claims he’s going to sue ABC’s David Muir for fact-checking him in this month’s debate, still crying about Fox News anchors “Bret Baier and Brit Hume’s conclusion that he lost his debate against Harris,” nearly tweeted a joke about the RFK Jr-Olivia Nuzzi shitshow (Palmeri doesn’t mention if he asked Bobby Jr to show him the nudes but there’s no universe in which he didn’t), and that Corey Lewandowski got demoted to TV surrogate after losing a power struggle with chief co-managers Susie Wiles and Chris LaCivita earlier this month, though Corey may be surging again.

What’s the point of this, @politico?

President Trump will NEVER back down.

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— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) September 27, 2024

Like we wrote earlier this week, take Newsweek’s reporting that convicted felon former President Trump will not be visiting Springfield, Ohio before election day with a grain of salt because it’s Newsweek. At the same time there’s still no visit listed on the fat bastard’s events page.

And the very same Wednesday Politico article – which Trump’s minions took the screenshot from but didn’t link – says “Trump’s campaign did not provide specifics on Trump’s plans to visit to Springfield.” It does includes a quite from spokeswoman Karoline “Blondi” Leavitt, saying “While the media may find these stories and experiences unimportant and inconvenient, President Trump will continue giving a voice to Americans who are expressing their concerns about the influx of illegals and rising migrant crime in their communities.” Not even non-specifics about a visit.

A few months ago MAGA social media dickwads were lavishing praise on freakish Libertarian Argentinian President Javier Milei for finally taking a huge bite out of the large South American country’s decades-long inflation problem that had gotten even worse before took power following a landslide win in last year’s election, claiming it as a vindication of government austerity and an omen for a second Trump Reich and all the usual bullshit you’d expect Charlie Kirk and his ilk.

Since then it kind of tailed off and AFP reports why: As a result of Milei’s “chainsawing” public expenditures and payrolls the poverty rate in Argentina shot up from 41.7 percent in the second half of 2023 to 52.9 percent in the first half of 2024, per the INDEC statistics agency. Now this is NOT to say it won’t work out and Argentina will eventually find its way to having a stable and sustainable economy. What Milei’s doing is really the standard operating procedure for reining in inflation. He has the mandate to do this and he’ll have to not fuck up his next steps, whatever they may be.

Whether or not his fanboys here in the United States understand and accept that is besides the point as it’s a safe bet it would be very much lost on most of their fans who would think “Wait, what the fuck? I thought Milei was going to Make Argentina Great Again. Why is poverty UP now?” So the MAGAmerican influencers tweet nothing. Javier Milei isn’t a thing anymore in Catturd Country.

At least four people are dead and 1.5 million without power after Category 4 Hurricane Helene plowed into Northern Florida’s Big Bend region of the Gulf Coast, CNN reports.

In a particularly grim message to residents prior to the storm hitting, the Taylor County Sheriff’s Office on Thursday posted “If you or someone you know chose not to evacuate, PLEASE write your, Name, birthday and important information on your arm or leg in A PERMANENT MARKER so that you can be identified and family notified.” Should probably have said Social Security number too.

Weird how a candidate just speaking directly to the camera with a brief montage seems so basic yet effective. Must’ve been a bit of focus-grouping that went into this. Just saying you’re all tired of the bullshit, you can elect me and we’ll move past it is a solid piece of messaging too.

Sources tell the Washington Post that, despite repeated outreach efforts from the Vice President’s team, Utah Senator Mitt Romney does not plan on endorsing Kamala Harris because of ideological and policy differences and all that shit. Plus he’s “questioned the value and impact of his endorsement and expressed a desire to preserve his ability to rebuild the Republican Party in a post-Trump world, said three people familiar with those conversations and his thinking who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss private deliberations,” according to the Post.

Which is fine. We think it’s stupid, but fine. However the Post then writes that Romney “has also cited concerns for the safety of his family as one reason for his reluctance to endorse her, a person familiar with his thinking said, also speaking on the condition of anonymity to disclose private conversations.” Obviously that should be the most important consideration but the fact that he even brings it up makes the normal political reasons seem like self-rationalized afterthoughts.

Hard to see how the takeaway could be anything other than fear of violent retribution. We can respect that, but if he’s already spending $5,000 a day on private security after having voted to convict Trump in both of his impeachment trials then how much worse could it get if he endorses Trump’s opponent? Is he just hoping that the MAGA terrorists will forget eventually about him once he’s out of office a year from now so he can eventually dial back on the protection detail?

The Alabama Department of Corrections ultra HARDCORE Holman Correctional Facility went full NITRO again Thursday on convicted triple murderer Alan Eugene Miller, BLASTING his lungs with an EXTREME dose of NITROgen gas for about 15 minutes until he was pronounced DEAD of HYPOXIA from the NITRO at 6:32 PM, AL.com reports. Miller is now the second inmate in Alabama history to get NITROed, following the NITROing of Kenneth Eugene Smith earlier this year.

In a series of emails obtained through a public records request by ABC News, officials in Springfield, Ohio backed out of a planned conference call with their sitting senator, Mike Pence replacement JD Vance, after learning that Jaydee had planned to allow “third parties” with “first-hand experience” dealing with the fake stories of Haitian migrants abducting pets and eating them, shit that Jaydee publicly acknowledged was made-up for political reasons several times this month.

“We later learned that they wanted to bring some constituents (without providing their names or how they selected them) into what was initially portrayed as a private call. We decided that it was in our best interest to decline,” Springfield Strategic Engagement Manager Karen Graves told ABC News in a statement. “While we appreciated them reaching out to us, we felt the scope of the initial invitation changed and this went from an opportunity to have an honest discussion to us potentially being drawn into more politicalization,” and local conspiracy freaks wouldn’t have helped that.

After learning of the planned MAGA sandbagging of the conference call, Mayor Rob Rue replied to Vance’s state director James Coyne on September 17, writing it was “disheartening to see our vibrant community drawn into the national immigration debate, leading to disruptions in daily life and increased security concerns. Over the past week, schools and public offices have been closed due to threats,” to which Coyne responded that Vance’s office had been “inundated with constituent complaints [this was a week after Vance claimed he was getting calls about missing pets and his minion wasn’t going along with it in the email]. Our intention in inviting some of these constituents to join the call was to help facilitate a dialogue between residents we have heard from with first-hand experiences and city officials to help him contextualize their perspective with yours.”

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— Breitbart News (@BreitbartNews) September 27, 2024

While there’s no sign that they’re not actually moving forward on it yet, New York Governor Kathy Hochul and her staff are dusting off the old state law books to see how she might go about removing newly-indicted New York City Mayor Eric Adams, which it does seem that she has the power to do, saying in a statement that her “focus is on protecting the people of New York and ensuring stability in the City. While I review my options and obligations as the Governor of New York, I expect the Mayor to take the next few days to review the situation and find an appropriate path forward to ensure the people of New York City are being well-served by their leaders. We must give New Yorkers confidence that there is steady, responsible leadership at every level of government.”