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Welker: "Why should voters trust" Kamala wouldn't ban fracking?

Fetterman: "It's so strange why we keep talking about fracking"

Welker: You called fracking a "stain on Pennsylvania." What do you now like about fracking?"

Fetterman: "They're eating dogs. They're eating cats." pic.twitter.com/kkVkT13PU7

— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) September 22, 2024

It’s almost like they didn’t even watch what Senator John Fetterman said before they decided to tweet it out. He was mocking them for their insane bullshit, not agreeing with them.

FBI agents on Friday raided the home of the NYPD’s new interim Commissioner Tom Donlon, just a week after he took the job from fellow federal criminal investigation subject, Edward Caban, ABC 7 reports. The probe is unlikely to be related to the shenanigans that brought down Caban.

“On Friday, September 20, federal authorities executed search warrants at my residences. They took materials that came into my possession approximately 20 years ago and are unrelated to my work with the New York City Police Department. This is not a department matter, and the department will not be commenting,” Donlon said in a statement. Seems like another classified documents fuckup.

Arkansas hick Senator Tom Cotton didn’t have a great time Sunday morning on CNN, trying to wiggle out of being confronted by Jake Tapper over convicted felon former President Trump preemptively blaming Jews for a loss. Later in the hit, Tapper was pointed to bring up that North Carolina Lt Gov Mark Robinson posted some antisemitic shit about Black Panther while Cotton was trying to wiggle out of defending Big Mark’s sickfuckery on the “Nude Africa” site.

A new NBC News national survey finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump 47 to 41 percent among registered voters in a full field of all the third-party scrubs like Jill Stein and Cornel West, a flip from a Trump 45 to Biden 42 percent result in July.

Harris is 48 to 45 on positive to negative on favorability, while Trump is 13 points underwater at 40 percent positive to 53 percent negative. Even worse for the fat fuck is that Harris leads 47 to 39 percent on which candidate “represents change” and 52 to 36 on the “right temparament.”

A new CBS News/YouGov survey finds Harris leading 52 to 48 percent nationally among likely voters and 51 to 49 percent among LVs in the “battleground states.” The survey also found that 69 percent of Trump voters found that the fat fuck’s bullshit claims about Haitian immigrants eating cats and dogs were “certainly/probably true” and 64 percent of them “approving” of the comments.

Broken down by state: Harris leads Trump 50 to 49 percent in Arizona, 50 to 48 in both Michigan and Wisconsin, 51 to 48 in Nevada, and 49 to 48 in North Carolina, while Pennsylvania is tied at 49 each and Trump leads 50 to 49 percent in Georgia. Harris also leads 51 to 47 percent in Nebraska’s 2nd District but the jury’s still out on whether that’s going to matter given the MAGA fuckery afoot.

Being upfront about the evidence of absence when reporting about convicted felon former President Trump’s campaign’s questionable investments in get out the vote operations, the AP writes that “it is difficult to demonstrate that something is not happening,” but that “with fewer than 50 days until the Nov 5 election, dozens of Republican officials, activists and operatives in Michigan, North Carolina and other battleground states say they have rarely or never witnessed the group’s canvassers.”

“I haven’t seen anybody,” said Oakland County, Michigan GOP field director Nate Wilkowski, about Leon Elon Musk’s “America PAC” operation. “Nobody’s given me a heads-up that they’re around in Oakland County areas.” Macomb County GOP chair Mark Forton said “I don’t know what the PACs are doing. I don’t know if they are going door to door.” The AP doesn’t directly quote anyone else concerned, but it’s just another piece of a growing body of evidence that outsourcing GOTV to Musk and Charlie Kirk might have been a costly – hopefully fatal – mistake for the Orange God Emperor.

Mike Pence replacement JD Vance on Saturday seemed a little meh on whether North Carolina Lt Gov Mark Robinson actually posted the sick shit he did on the “Nude Africa” site, telling NBC’s Philadelphia affiliate that “The allegations are pretty far out there, of course, but I know that allegations aren’t necessarily reality,” and that it’s “ultimately up to Mark Robinson and North Carolina whether he’s going to be their governor and whether he wants to stay in the race.”

“I don’t not believe him, I don’t believe him – I just think that you have to let these things sometimes play out in the court of public opinion,” JD said. “He’s going to make whatever arguments he wants to make. I’m sure the news media and others are going to investigate these comments further.”

Not going to lie, we admired Olivia Nuzzi, found her to be really freaking talented and especially loved her 2022 report on Mehmet Oz and her tales of convicted felon former President Trump’s 2020 campaign. But this shit about Robert F Kennedy Jr is just gross and its now even grosser with the Daily Beast reporting that her editors at New York Magazine had caught wind of it because Roadkill Guy was bragging about her sending him nudes. The 31 year-old Nuzzi had at first denied it to her bosses, but when pressed she caved and admitted to the “relationship.” A source tells the Beast that “the two had met multiple times, though they cautioned those meetings included public functions, and maintained that Nuzzi and Kennedy’s relationship was never physical.”

Uhuh. Not sure what’s more fucked up, an engaged reporter sending a married 70 year-old weirdo pics of herself naked without a concomitant physical relationship or that they’re all still lying about this as if the absence of said physical relationship somehow makes it better. And on that “engaged” part, that’s over as – hilariously – the way that was revealed was Nuzzi’s now ex-fiancee, 50 year-old Politico Playbook editor Ryan Lizza, slipped it in when announcing he was going to remain true to ethical principles of journalism. “Because of my connection to this story through my ex-fiancée, my editors and I have agreed that I won’t be involved in any coverage of Kennedy in Playbook or elsewhere at POLITICO,” Lizza wrote at the bottom of the newsletter’s Friday afternoon edition.

“Wow! Just announced that ABC television ratings plummeted after David Muir’s disastrous debate performance. As accurately stated in the New York Post, ‘ABC debate disaster already punishing ratings, because America is sick of Journalists lies'” posted convicted felon former President Trump late Saturday, of course not actually linking who “announced” the rating decline.

Snuck into the rants about immigrants and hyperbolic recitations of his single term in office during his lowly-attended North Carolina rally, Republican presidential candidate and convicted felon Donald Trump declined a second debate with Democratic nominee Kamala Harris, claiming that it was “too late,” Yahoo News reports.

After Harris accepted CNN’s invitation for an October debate on Saturday, Trump said, “The problem with another debate is that it’s just too late.  Voting has already started,” he told the crowd. “She had her chance to do it with Fox.”  Fox offered to host a debate between the two, but Harris refused the invitation from a cable network that had to pay a $787.5 million defamation settlement for lies it knowingly broadcast in support Trump’s election conspiracy.

This one you may just want to actually watch since the other freak, Mark Robinson, is very likely to come up one way or another and however Trump handles it will be ridiculous.

Vice President Kamala Harris’s campaign accepted a CNN invite for an October 23 debate on the network, leaving it up to convicted felon former President Trump to stop being a bitch.

O, what a panic was in the breast of both man and mouse with dominion broken! Quaking and hapless cattle aflight, changing course with rattle and fright! Burns nor passenger foresaw such surprise, a wee creature scurried out of a boxed meal ‘fore her eyes! The best-laid schemes go oft awry, sometimes shit happens whilst confined in the sky, yet ne’er a mouse’ve scurried so high!

Anyway, yeah that’s what happened, per the BBC, who report that a Scandinavian Airlines flight from Oslo, Norway to Malaga, Spain was diverted to Copenhagen, Denmark on Wednesday when mouse jumped out of a passenger’s boxed meal and scurried away so hasty. The best laid plans and all.

The passengers had to get on a different plane because the company was worried that the little bastard could chew into the wires. “This is something that happens extremely rarely,” SAS spokesman Oystein Schmidt Schmidt said. “We have established procedures for such situations, which also include a review with our suppliers to ensure this does not happen again.” Note how he didn’t say “We’re going to fire these fucking assholes for letting a live mouse get into a boxed meal.”

Feels like it’s been a while since we highlighted any products from “Proud Patriots” or similar MAGA fan merchandise sites. Maybe drifting away from relying on shit like “The Trumpinator Bobblehead” and the “Never Surrender Limited Edition Trading Card” for content is a sign that there’s only so much mileage in the fucking garbage collectibles being hawked to the fanboys. It’s true that a few months ago we did pick up $149 “gold Never Surrender plates”, but that article was more about the deepfake video of Trump telling his fans that the plates could be redeemed for $10,000 cash each at any bank branch – if he wins the election (That’ll probably directly cause bloodshed either way).

The most common threads in the comments under all our articles on the gold coins and collector’s plates and all sorts of other shit was either that (A) readers mistakenly believed that Trump himself was the one hawking this garbage or (B) more often they understood it wasn’t “licensed” (there is no “licensing” required for these things as Trump is a public figure and his likeness and name aren’t copyrighted) and got a laugh out of the fact that these dogshit operations were making money selling worthless collector’s coins and stuff to Trump’s fanboys and he wasn’t seeing a dime of it.

About that…

“Women are poorer than they were four years ago, are less healthy than they were four years ago, are less safe on the streets than they were four years ago, are more depressed and unhappy than they were four years ago, and are less optimistic and confident in the future than they were four years ago! I will fix all of that, and fast, and at long last this national nightmare will be over.”

“Women will be happy, healthy, confident, and free! You will no longer be thinking about abortion, because it is now where it always had to be, with the states, and a vote of the people – and with powerful exceptions, like those that Ronald Reagan insisted on, for rape, incest, and the life of the mother – but not allowing for Democrat-demanded late-term abortion in the 7th, 8th, or 9th month, or even execution of a baby after birth. I will protect women at a level never seen before.”

“They will finally be healthy, hopeful, safe, and secure. Their lives will be happy, beautiful, and great again!” posted convicted felon former President Trump late Friday… in all-caps but we had Google Gemini print it back out in normal people text. Donald appeared to be having a manic episode about the female vote, possibly due to his internal polls showing a massive, historic gender gap… Or Vice President Kamala Harris’s Friday speech in Georgia ripping “Trump abortion bans.” Probably both.

• The “I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT” is the, stupidest, most imbecilic, most telling political statement Trump has ever made.  
• It’s not easy making the Harris campaign appear seamless, but one of the graces is a pair of candidates who easily roll with the situation.  They know what they want to say; not what the audience wants to hear. And they do it happily and with conviction (not convictions).
• In the 1970s, it was Vietnamese refugees.  In the ‘80s, it was the people who fled the Castro regime. The ‘90s: Ethiopians.  In the ‘00s, the people fleeing the war in Iraq and Afghanistan we started.  Xenophobic rumors about refugees are not new.
• Dems need to loudly respond to Trump’s idiotic tariff as a consumer tax plan to raise prices, constantly noting that the last time he fought a trade war, he spent tens of billions of dollars in subsidies for impacted US industries and STILL the trade deficit went up nearly 20% before the pandemic.  It was bad policy then; it’s bad policy now.
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We would like to extend a formal invitation to the former President of the United States @realDonaldTrump to watch tonight’s premiere at 9 on MSNBC with Rachel Maddow of a new movie about my crucial role in his administration.

Hide the ketchup in Mar-a-Lago!#FromRussiaWithLev pic.twitter.com/lY2u7FpRMx

— Lev Parnas (@levparnas) September 21, 2024

In case you missed the torrent of advertising, MSNBC debuted on Friday a new Maddow-produced documentary about Lev Parnas’s role in the effort to smear Hunter Biden to promote Donald Trump’s re-election bid.  Frequently mentioned is former The Hill shill and disgraced writer John Solomon, who played an integral role in disseminating misinformation.

After nearly four days, an intense gas pipeline fire was finally extinguished late Thursday night, allowing people in Deer Park, Texas to return to their residences and businesses on Friday, NBC News reports.  Fire rescue crews reported finding a car with human remains at the site of the fire near the La Porte community.

“This has developed into a criminal investigation and will be actively ongoing,” city officials said in a statement.  The fire started late Monday morning, shooting flames hundreds of feet into the sky, forcing the evacuation of more than 1,000 residences and businesses.

Some rascal accessed the online commenting accounts for the user “minisoldr,” the alleged name used by GOP North Carolina gubernatorial candidate and man who makes Rick James look like a regular freak Mark Robinson, and deleted some of the most outlandish comments from years ago, Politico reports.

The comments on “Nude Africa” for minisoldr’s account were deleted, but the account remains.  The name listed on the account:  Mark Robinson.  It was on that account that minisoldr expressed his fetish for trans porn, noted that he would welcome the return of slavery, and said themselves a “Black NAZI.”  It should be noted that from the pulpit as a preacher and his office as Lt. Governor, Robinson has condemned and mocked… well, pretty much everybody.

Oh man, North Carolina Lt Governor Mark Robinson has truly outwitted his enemies: Politico reports that all the posts attributed to him on the site “Nude Africa” have suddenly been deleted! He’s completely escaped from accountability for his sick posts because the journalists who tracked them down were too stupid to take screenshots or archive the pages… Lol. Politico writes that the user profile “mark robinson” remains on the site, however. What’s funniest about that part is that he had to have either remembered the password from 12 years ago or it’s still his browser’s autocomplete.

“It’s unclear why the posts were deleted after the CNN story published. A spokesperson for Robinson did not immediately respond to a question about whether Big Mark deleted the posts, or if the campaign asked for them to be taken down. The website is currently restricted to members with an account,” Politico writes in the story. Also funny is complete douchebag NRCC chair and North Carolina Congressman Richard Hudson quoted saying Robinson “needs to assure the people of the state with a little more detail that they aren’t true.” Probably harder if “someone” deleted them.