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A new national Morning Consult survey finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump 51 to 45 percent among likely voters nationally in a result that the team at Axios probably weren’t terribly happy to report given their scarcely-concealed allegiance.

Or maybe they are and they’re eager to commence groveling at the Chuck Taylor-ed feet of Kamala Harris instead of the GOP’s. Some of that shit was just downright fucking embarrassing to watch and we can totally understand why they’d be pumped to at least temporarily do their part to get the Veep elected before taking a few months to revert back to the old pretending Congressional Republicans are a serious party interested in governing and acting as if their bullshit “investigations” of a future Harris administration are legitimately premised. Certainly sounds like a better business model than their staff being jailed indefinitely without trial by Attorney General Kash Patel.

Team MAGA keeps racking up the own-goals as the Washington Post reports this ad, cut by “Preserve America PAC” – a pro-Trump operation backed by old bag Miriam Adelson – all about how Kamala Harris supposedly egged on the rioters after George Floyd was murdered and Tim Walz was too weak to stop the anarchy. The cop featured in the ad, former Minneapolis police officer Scott Creighton, had been the first defense witness for Derek Chauvin when he went on trial for murdering Floyd. The ad doesn’t mention it, but it does seem to say, in not so many words, that they failed to do their homework and that maybe a guy whose testimony about his 2019 arrest of Floyd was undermined by his own bodycam footage might not be the best messenger to swing voters.

Social media giant Facebook – aka “Meta” – on Monday announced they were banning Russian state media outlet RT and associated entities from its platforms Facebook, Instagram, Threads, and WhatsApp, thereby interfering in the 2024 United States presidential election by disadvantaging the side that relies on assistance from Kremlin propaganda farms to reach voters, NBC News reports.

“After careful consideration, we expanded our ongoing enforcement against Russian state media outlets. Rossiya Segodnya, RT and other related entities are now banned from our apps globally for foreign interference activity,” said Meta PR in a statement on what’s basically Zuckerbucks v2.

Senate Republicans are, unsurprisingly, getting ready to block the Democrats’ renewed push for a bill codifying the right to in-vitro fertilization aimed at capitalizing on convicted felon former President Trump’s recent – and almost certainly empty – embrace of the practice, with creepy white collar criminal Rick Scott telling Punchbowl News that Majority Leader Chuck Schumer “doesn’t want to pass stuff. He just wants to have show votes to try to win elections,” as if the former healthcare executive who embezzled hundreds of millions from Medicare and claimed in a recent ad that he was all for IVF is upset that he’s being forced on the record to vote against it.

“Republicans cannot claim to be pro-family on the one hand while then voting against IVF protection bills on the other. Americans are much smarter than that,” said Schumer, adding that his bill specifically mandates that insurers cover IVF, just as Trump had claimed he’s in favor of.

Senator Bro from MO Josh Hawley whined that the Dems’ bill doesn’t “have any way to get amendments. You’re just stuck there.” Meaning he can’t attach a rider to defund the Justice Department or ban mail-in voting on a bill for IVF. “Everybody knows the outcome of this,” Senate Minority Whip John Thune said. “It would be in everybody’s best interest if we actually were doing the things that people expect us to be doing,” Thune continued, declining to explain why people shouldn’t expect Republicans to act on one of their presidential nominee’s stated policy priorities.

58 days: Kamala Harris has yet to do formal press conference since emerging as Democratic nominee https://t.co/zRaHdxFXZr

— Fox News (@FoxNews) September 17, 2024

The sexual battery charges against Tennessee MAGA Pastor David M Baker were dropped on Friday, as a local judge decreed that the asshole who once urged Iran to murder Nancy Pelosi could no longer be prosecuted on suspicion of molesting a family member, the Columbia Daily Herald reports.

The good news is that the only reason Judge J Lee Bailey dropped the case was because Baker shot himself dead in the restroom of a local hospital last Wednesday, thereby escaping prosecution.

Baker’s whole brand since 2022 was a ministry called “Fallen in Grace,” which he founded with notorious fellow scumbag Pastor David Hyles, publicly accused of raping a 15-year-old girl when he was a youth pastor at a megachurch, according to 2018 reports by the Fort Worth Star-Telegram.

“TO ALL SENIOR CITIZENS: I AM GOING TO ELIMINATE THE TAX ON SOCIAL SECURITY. KAMALA IS GOING TO INCREASE YOUR TAXES, SUBSTANTIALLY! VOTE TRUMP!” the Orange Overlord screams to nobody on this failing social media site.

“You know who wants Kamala to win: Russia, North Korea, China, Bilderberg Group, Trilateral Commission, BlackRock, Low-information voters, criminals,” commenter Frank White at the New York Post website says, bringing in the Golden Olden “Trilateral Commission” but missing the Illuminati.

A new USA Today/Suffolk University survey of likely voters in Pennsylvania – conducted after last week’s debate – finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump 49 to 46 percent with 1 percent going for the third party dipshits and the rest undecided.

Harris leads Keystone State independent voters by 43 to Trump’s 38 percent. Among women she’s up 56 to 39 over the fat bastard while Trump’s lead among men is smaller at 53 to 41 percent.

“Incidents like this have convinced me that we got it all wrong about the benefits of inclusiveness and diversity,” FoxNews.com commenter danzibar declares, convinced that Trump’s long-time Secret Service team screwed up even though the apparent wannabe assassin never got a shot off.  “Clearly, society functions better when there is a common culture, a sense of morality, uniform application of laws, and shared values.”

Who the fuck does this guy think he is? Why is he nagging this woman into calling her boss a war criminal? Is he trying to get her fired or something? Liberal journalists are like friggin mosquitos, just buzzing and needling regular working folk trying to uphold democracy. Buzz off!

Ahem. Yeah this piece of shit needs to be exposed for who she is at any and all opportunities.

A Texas judge on Monday tossed Picasso-faced Attorney General Ken Paxton’s lawsuit seeking to block Bexar County – which encompasses the city of San Antonio – from sending out registration forms to new voters and encourage them to participate in the democracy, something Paxton warned might end up with ineligible people added to the voter rolls, the Texas Tribune reports.

Paxton had responded to the county commission’s September 3rd vote to send out the forms, vowing he would “use all available legal means” to stop them and filing his lawsuit the very next day.

Then Paxton failed to send one of his minions to a hearing to request an injunction and on Monday Judge Antonia Arteaga dismissed the case because the forms have already been mailed out.

In what at first seems to be unrelated news but no it actually is very much related to Paxton’s recent all-out crusade against local jurisdictions for conducting elections within the discretion they are permitted by statute, the Tribune also reported Monday that 29 county Republican Party chairs have signed an open letter warning of a “grave and deteriorating” cash and canvassing operation on the ground in the southern part of the state and that absent the leadership slapping a “well-funded, statewide” initiative together now, “we will get destroyed in mail ballots which will narrow Trump’s margin, threaten Cruz’s re-election, and harm all of our targeted down ballot races.”

An Orange County, Florida Uber driver is suing the company after a July 20th ride that should’ve only taken about 15 minutes ended up a harrowing nearly three hour ordeal in which the passenger held him at gunpoint, forced him to drive around to find a prostitute, then forced him into the backseat while the ex-con drove around to find another prostitute after discovering the first one they had found was trans, and finally ordering the driver out of the car and to strip down to his underwear and nearly executing him before driving off with the vehicle, WFTV reports.

The asshole, Richard Warren, faces charges of kidnapping and robbery and is being held at the Orange County Jail with no bond. The driver, who WFTV does not name in their report, is now suing Uber for failing to flag the ride, and that the company is supposed to have safety features in their software to recognize when a ride has gone wrong and automatically call for help… Or at the very least check in to see if the driver’s okay and not being held at gunpoint to find a hooker.

“Uber remains steadfast in our commitment to driver safety,” said an Uber spokesperson. “We continue to build updates in the app to help improve safety, including launching features like in-app audio recording, the ability to chat with a live safety agent, and rider verification measures. Our work to help ensure everyone has a safe and positive experience using the Uber platform never stops.”

Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine says there were 33 bomb threats against Springfield schools that all turned out to be hoaxes and originated from "overseas."

Where do President Trump and JD Vance go to get their apology from the media who claimed they incited them? pic.twitter.com/NKyhUJZwrz

— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) September 16, 2024

Yeah it sure looks like the Trump campaign thinks that, because Ohio Governor Mike DeWine says the bomb threats against elementary schools and other public buildings in Springfield are coming from overseas, their Dear Leader and his couch-fucking sidekick are apparently somehow “exonerated,” maybe even justified, in continuing to make shit up about the local Haitian community abducting cats, dogs, and waterfowl for their consumption. And they demand an apology.

Shouldn’t they be considering that maybe, just maybe, the threats might have originated from certain foreign actors who support Trump and are hoping to see him returned to power and thus it is in their interest to continue stirring up chaos and fear among the people of Springfield?

The Pennsylvania Supreme Court on Monday ruled Russian asset Cornel West can get fucked and denied the appeal of his rejection from the November presidential ballot, the AP reports.

In a Friday Facebook post on his apparent official government account, Republican Portage County, Ohio Sheriff Bruce D Zuchowski called for his constituents to write down the addresses of any homes with “Harris Walz 2024” on the lawn, apparently so that unspecified migrants can be dropped off there if the vice president wins the November election – or some other form of retribution.

“When people ask me…What’s gonna happen if the Flip – Flopping, Laughing Hyena Wins?? I say…write down all the addresses of the people who had her signs in their yards! Sooo…when the Illegal human ‘Locust’ (which she supports!) Need places to live… We’ll already have the addresses of the their New families… who supported their arrival!” wrote Zuchowski. He shut off replies.

WKYC reports they reached out to Zuchowski’s office for comment but did not receive a response.

In a conversation with fellow right wing freak Megyn Kelly, conservative nerd magazine National Review editor Rich Lowry on Monday said the words “Hatian nigge-” and really started to pronounce the “r” before quickly shifting to “migrants.” Kelly just ignored it and moved on with the interview.

Ha. Republicans are whining about an assassination attempt again? Grow up, snowflakes. It’s not that serious. It’s not like the guy called someone the wrong pronoun. Stop freaking out, weirdos. https://t.co/HNhhC2O3rB

— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) September 16, 2024

A Villages, Florida man was arrested last week on a DWI charge after the Marmaduke Lodge in nearby Leesburg called to report he had left without paying his bar tab, Villages-News reports.

Cops responded to the establishment at 2 AM last Saturday to speak with 61 year-old registered Republican David Ray Beck after receiving the call. Pulling into the parking lot, they found Beck behind the wheel of a green Subaru SUV with his wife in the passenger seat. An officer with Leesburg PD attempted to complete a field sobriety test but gave up because Beck was too shitfaced to finish. He provided breath samples that registered .180 and .184 blood alcohol content.

Asked why he had left the Lodge without paying, Beck claimed “while at the bar he was provided with free beers,” and then showed a receipt to prove he had paid, but it was from a neighboring establishment called Brick and Barrel, per a police report. Beck was arrested on a charge of driving under the influence. He was booked at the Lake County Jail and released after posting $1,000 bond.

“She could have stopped at…Deeply disturbed…” claims the top commenter at the Breitbart story about Democratic Vice President Kamala Harris expressing her disgust at the latest gun violence that disturbed her opponent, asserting that the Democratic presidential nominee’s denunciation of violence isn’t enough, insinuating that Harris is the one in the presidential race with mental health problems.