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Low-production value right wing site “Power Line Blog” and its angry white nationalist dork founder John Hinderaker are apparently hell-bent on moral consistency-signaling to Democrats unconcerned with chasing recursive loop of bad faith whining from the MAGA internet. Seemingly inspired by the insights of “End Wokeness,” Hinderaker last week wrote “Democrats fret endlessly about Our Democracy™️, but who is undermining our actual democracy? They are. For example:”

In the past 24 hours:

-Dems force RFK Jr. to stay on the ballot
-Dems remove Cornel West off the ballot
-DOJ files an upgraded Trump indictment
-Facebook admits they censored posts in compliance with Biden-Harris requests.

Saving democracy by ending it.

— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) August 27, 2024

“And of course that is only one day’s worth. The bigger picture is that the Democrats engineered a nomination process that was rigged in favor of Joe Biden. Only one renegade Democrat challenged a visibly incompetent Biden in the primaries, and he was brushed aside by the party,” Hinderaker continues, skipping the specifics about how the primary was “rigged” because Biden wouldn’t debate RFK Jr and Dean Phillips and fucking Marianne Williamson. Probably because that would require mentioning that his Orange God Emperor didn’t debate his primary opponents either.

Continued: “But then an unidentified committee of Democrats decided that Biden wouldn’t win and needed to be dispensed with. They forced him out of the race, despite the fact that all of the party’s convention delegates were pledged to him. Without any sort of process, they – whoever they are – then decreed that Kamala Harris would be their party’s nominee.” Lol at one of these assholes finally (obliquely) admitting the vagueness of the all-powerful and insidious “they.”

World champion eater Joey Chestnut dispatched longtime Nathan’s Coney Island contest rival Takeru Kobayashi in a special Netflix live hot dog swallowing face-off, with Chestnut putting down a staggering 83 to Kobayshi’s 66 in their first battle in 15 years, NBC News reports.

“I was trying to get 80 hot dogs for years, and without Kobayashi, I was never able to,” Chestnut said after winning the match arranged after he was disqualified by Nathan’s this year. “He drives me. We weren’t always nice to each other, but I love the way we push each other to be our best.”

New Jersey did what New Jersey does “best” on Monday as cars packed with Jersey Shore people backed traffic up for 20 miles northbound on the Garden State Parkway, from just north of Exit 82A in Toms River to just south of Exit 102 in Tinton Falls, the Asbury Park Press reports.

One of convicted felon former President Trump’s loyal ballsuckers tells the Boston Globe that Massachusetts state campaign Vice Chair Tom Mountain will “no longer have any involvement going forward” after Mountain sent an email Sunday informing his allies that the fat fuck is “sure to lose by an even higher margin” in New Hampshire than in 2016 and 2020, citing “campaign data/research.”

“The Dems’ campaign shakeup from Biden to Harris led our campaign to shift strategy to other winnable battleground states. So for those who were active in the NH ground campaign in 2016 and 2020, and expected to do the same after Labor Day, the simple question is… what are we to do? GO TO PENNSYLVANIA. The nearest battleground. This is a must-win state. If we lose Pennsylvania we lose the election,” Mountain wrote in the email after pointing out that Trump’s campaign won’t even send his sons – let alone the pornstar fucker himself – to New Hampshire to hold rallies.

“This isn’t true,” Trump senior advisor Brian Hughes told the Globe about the email. “President Trump’s campaign maintains an on-the-ground presence in New Hampshire, including staff and offices, while Kamala Harris is parachuting in because she knows the Granite State is in play. We look forward to building on the momentum that we have grown since the primary and sending New Hampshire’s four electoral votes to President Trump’s column on November 5.”

We missed when Harris announced she’s “parachuting” in to New Hampshire. The Globe didn’t ask any follow up about that, but they did ask what resources it is sending to New Hampshire, or any plans for campaign events there now that the 2024 primary season’s long over. They got no answer.

President Joe Biden will make his first campaign trail appearance for his chosen successor Vice President Kamala Harris on Monday with a joint stop at a union hall in Pittsburgh.

God, the cold, uncaring supreme deity of the universe, did the right thing on Friday by choosing someone who deserved it to die in a horrible car wreck while fleeing the NYPD, WCBS reports.

As a bonus from God, the driver of the Jeep that 64 year-old child molester Wayne Noel t-boned at the intersection of 212th Street and 90th Avenue in Queens Village suffered only mild injuries rather than being taken down with Noel. Cops had been looking out for Noel after he abducted a nine year-old girl from a Key Food supermarket and sexually molested her in his Honda before leaving her on the side of the road on Thursday night. Now they and the staff at the Queens Distract Attorney’s office should give thanks to the Big Guy for saving them the extra paperwork.

“APPLY TODAY! HELP GET-OUT-THE-VOTE FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP! Turnout for Trump has one purpose: To translate President Trump’s massive, once-in-a-generation support among voters across America into a grassroots door-to-door Get-Out-The-Vote army. All we do is canvass neighborhoods in Battleground States, knocking on doors to get people out to vote. If you’re interested in being part of the door-to-door army supporting the President, sign up today,” says the home page of TurnoutForTrump.com, encouraging fans to apply for paid canvasser positions for the Orange God Emperor’s effort to return to the White House to end American democracy.

At the bottom of the page it says “Paid for by Turnout for America and not authorized by any candidate or candidate’s committee. turnoutforamerica.org,” which had us fooled because the fat bastard himself posted “New Job opportunities are available to help GET OUT THE VOTE FOR TRUMP! Visit turnoutfortrump.com/ to apply. We must SWAMP THE VOTE!” late Sunday night. That such a disclaimer is present and that Trump went ahead and promoted it anyway carries the vague air of some sort of FEC violation, but we’re not under any illusion any enforcement is forthcoming.

A new survey by Republican pollster SoCal Strategies finds Dem Ohio Senator Sherrod Brown leading MAGA clown Bernie Moreno 50 to 45 percent among likely voters in the Buckeye State.

The poll also found convicted felon former President Trump leading Vice President Kamala Harris 52 to 43 percent in the state. “Despite Sherrod Brown’s lead, Ohio voters say they’d rather have a Republican controlled senate by a 5 percent margin. This finding suggests Brown has successfully separated himself from his party in the eyes of Ohioans,” SoCal says in their write-up.

Vice President Kamala Harris will celebrate Labor Day with union members in Detroit.

“This garbage is pure fiction which sensationalizes lies that have been long debunked. As with the illegal Biden Trials, this is election interference by Hollywood elites, who know that President Trump will retake the White House and beat their candidate of choice because nothing they have done has worked. This ‘film’ is pure malicious defamation, should not see the light of day, and doesn’t even deserve a place in the straight-to-DVD section of a bargain bin at a soon-to-be-closed discount movie store, it belongs in a dumpster fire,” said large-headed Trump spokesman Steven Cheung in a May 20 statement to Vanity Fair about Trump biopic The Apprentice getting rave reviews at Cannes.

“This garbage is pure fiction which sensationalizes lies that have been long debunked. As with the illegal Kamala witch-hunts, this is election interference by Hollywood elites right before November, who know that President Trump will retake the White House and beat their candidate of choice because nothing they have done has worked. This ‘film’ is pure malicious defamation, should never see the light of day, and doesn’t even deserve a place in the straight-to-DVD section of a bargain bin at a soon-to-be-closed discount movie store, it belongs in a dumpster fire,” said large-headed Trump spokesman Steven Cheung in a September 1 statement to Deadline about Trump biopic The Apprentice getting a domestic distribution deal and being set for an October release in US theaters.

Now-former WKYC meteorologist Hollie Strano on Monday shared with her fans the news that she had been fired over her Thanksgiving 2023 drunk driving arrest, the Akron Beacon Journal reports.

“I am sad to share that after 22 plus years of dedicated work, WKYC and [affiliate owner] Tegna decided to terminate my employment after I shared my recovery journey publicly,” Strano wrote in a Facebook post about the career change. “I believe the actions of WKYC and Tegna demonstrate the stigma surrounding addiction that so many in our community experience every day,” she continued.

Agents with the Department of Homeland Security on Monday seized Venezuelan dictator Nicholas Maduro’s plane from an airfield in the Dominican Republican and flew it to Florida, CNN reports.

“This sends a message all the way up to the top,” a DHS official told CNN. “Seizing the foreign head of state’s plane is unheard-of for criminal matters. We’re sending a clear message here that no one is above the law, no one is above the reach of US sanctions.” The plane, valued at approximately $13 million had been sitting in the DR for several months, but officials didn’t disclose why.

Republican Montana Senate candidate Tim Sheehy, a douchebag with a lousy business record and a history of contradictory statements about how he got shot while serving in the military, is also a bit too comfortable with members of the Crow Nation in the state, as Char-Koosta News obtained audio of Sheehy saying he enjoys working the ranch Crow members, and that it’s “a great way to bond with all the Indians while they’re drunk at 8:00 AM” at a November 2023 campaign event.

A few days later Sheehy said the Crow will “let you know when they like you or not, if Coors Light cans flying by your head… They respect that” while marching in their parade. Sounds like Timmy’s zeroing in on a great way to win over voters who think Indigenous Americans are drunks.

The wreck of the RMS Titanic is falling apart due to the lack of regular maintenance to prevent corrosion from being immersed in seawater, as a team of researchers in operating a properly constructed underwater probe announced they’ve found that a large section of the railing on the ship’s bow having fallen off in recent years during a recent inspection, the BBC reports.

“The bow of Titanic is just iconic – you have all these moments in pop culture – and that’s what you think of when you think of the shipwreck. And it doesn’t look like that any more,” said Tomasina Ray, director of collections at RMS Titanic Inc, the company that carried out the expedition. “It’s just another reminder of the deterioration that’s happening every day. People ask all the time: ‘How long is Titanic going to be there?’ We just don’t know but we’re watching it in real time.”

It’s not clear what if anything can be done to prevent the further deterioration of the wreck. Even if applying a fresh coat of paint would be the least impractical option it would still be pretty goddamned impractical given the extreme hostility of the environment where the ship lies.

Cops in Tunisia on Monday arrested Ayachi Zammel just hours before the state electoral commission was to certify his candidacy for next month’s ballot as a challenger to autocratic incumbent President Kais Saied, the pretext being that Zammel lied about endorsements, Al-Jazeera reports.

This is where we would either go on sarcastically for a couple of paragraphs about how this is election interference or tediously rattle off a list of offenses that Zammel had not been accused of, such as inciting a mob to attack Tunisian parliament or stealing classified documents and hoarding them in a toilet, but how many more times can we remix that tune? You all already know the beat.

American right wingers are probably similarly just going to skip over this one too, even though some tiresome and predictably myopic whining about how Kais Saied is just like Joe Biden and Kamala Harris would be not much more than a copy and paste job from their previous minimal efforts.

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— Fox News (@FoxNews) September 2, 2024

Giving in to pressure from convicted felon former President Trump and his fanatic loyalists in the House GOP, Jesus Dork Speaker Mike Johnson is preparing to move forward on a plan to fund the government only through March 2025 in a continuing resolution with the SAVE Act attached, meaning that unless a moronic and redundant law to require proof of citizenship to vote in federal elections is signed into law, the government will shut down, Punchbowl News reports.

“Will this work? No. First, it’ll be difficult for Johnson to get 218 votes for this proposal. There are a lot of House Republicans who just won’t vote for any CR. The hope in the GOP leadership is that Johnson will gain Republican votes by inserting the SAVE Act. But moderate Republicans and those in swing districts have little to gain here by threatening a shutdown just five weeks before Election Day,” Punchbowl writes, not even bothering with speculating what will actually end up happening beyond “The Senate won’t go for it – including some Republicans – and the White House will say no.”

President Joe Biden will make his first campaign trail appearance for his chosen successor Vice President Kamala Harris on Monday with a joint stop at a union hall in Pittsburgh, CNN reports.

It will however be the only time the pair will share the stage in the near term, as Harris will scale back her public appearances to focus on preparing for the crucial September 10th debate against convicted felon former President Trump on ABC News. The president will spend the next five days hitting the road in the Blue Wall, with events also scheduled for Michigan and Wisconsin.