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Everything was awesome, everything was cool for an organized LEGO shoplifting team, everything was awesome, until the Santa Rosa Police Department shattered the dream. KNTV reports that 39 year-old California man Robert Lopez, not pictured above because he and his gang aren’t literally LEGO criminals (duh), was arrested after cops executed a search warrant on his home and found at least $6,000 worth of the construction toys that Lopez had bought from a crew of shoplifters he regularly sent to Target and Walmart stores to procure. Lopez would then either open and part them out for sale to hobbyists making custom sets – cops found dozens of bins and drawers, some of them containing mini-figure heads categorized by facial expression – or just still boxed.

However what Lopez is likely really shitting bricks about is the not-tiny-nor-plastic pump-action shotgun with a drum-style magazine, assault rifle, loaded handgun, and ammo for all of which that the cops found in his home, none of which he’s permitted to have being a convicted felon. Maybe prosecutors could sift through the seized parts and build him a little jail as a going away present.

An Illinois federal judge on Thursday ordered that all ICE agents conducting operations in Chicago be outfitted with bodycams while on-duty, the AP reports. Judge Sara Ellis made the ruling over the protestations of Trump Regime attorney Sean Skedzielewski, who blamed “one-sided and selectively edited media reports” for ICE getting a bad rap in Chi-Town, and yeah apparently this was his argument against the court ordering ICE to have their side of the story recorded.

Fucking dumbass. On the more practical matter of ordering its men to wear that which the agency locally does not already have in large quantity if they have any, Ellis said she understands and is “not expecting agents to wear body-worn cameras they do not have.” The judge then said that can be worked out and ordered the director of the ongoing “Operation Midway Blitz” to appear on Monday.

The Florida state Supreme Court this week told a coalition of Sunshine State lawyers this week to fuck off with their petition seeking an order to compel the state Bar Association to open an investigation into shitbag US Attorney General Pam Bondi, the Orlando Sentinel reports.

The Bar had earlier this year rejected lawyer Jon May’s request to open an ethics investigation on jurisdictional grounds, saying in a formal response that it “does not investigate or prosecute sitting officers appointed under the US Constitution while they are in office.”

Stick around for the end of this lame interview for Montana Senator Steve Daines also admitting to Fox Business News’s Jim Varney in so few words that the fat bastard did this to “his people.”

A new Axios/Ipsos national survey finds that “When it comes to Donald Trump and Robert F Kennedy Jr’s healthcare policies, 19 percent feel that they have made the country healthier, while 41 percent think they have made the country less healthy; 36 percent say that they have not made much impact. The announcement of the website TrumpRx, where consumers can buy prescription drugs directly, has not registered widely with the public. Just 18 percent say they are familiar with this news and small shares currently say they would be likely to buy drugs directly from the website.”

“Many Americans (58 percent) heard the claim from the administration that there may be a link between Tylenol use among pregnant women and autism in children. Just 19 percent say they believe there’s a link between Tylenol use in pregnancy and autism, while 43 percent reject this connection and 37 percent say they are unsure. Attitudes fallout along partisan lines. A strong majority of Democrats (72 percent) believe there is no link between use of the drug and autism in children. Among Republicans, 21 percent say there is not a link, while 33 percent think there likely is a link and 44 percent say they are not sure,” the findings continued as if any of this is surprising.

“I write to express grave concern about the Department of Justice’s (DOJ’s) ongoing refusal to provide Congress with meaningful information about the Jeffrey Epstein investigation and the deeply troubling reports of preferential treatment for his co-conspirator, Ghislaine Maxwell.”

“Specifically, I am alarmed by: (1) DOJ’s refusal for nearly two months to provide substantive information regarding progress producing files relating to Jeffrey Epstein; and (2) the now months-long failure by the Federal Bureau of Prisons (BOP) to respond to urgent and deeply troubling questions concerning the preferential treatment that BOP has accorded to convicted sex offender Ghislaine Maxwell. Taken together, these failures heighten suspicion of a cover-up of Epstein-related information by the DOJ and Trump Administration. We will not tolerate defiance of lawful congressional subpoenas, or any effort by the DOJ to collude with Ghislaine Maxwell to further a cover-up,” writes Oversight Ranking Dem Robert Garcia to dipshit Attorney General Pam Bondi.

Jesus Dork Speaker of the House Mike Johnson and his leadership team will on Thursday continue to perpetuate their own misery and inflict it on Americans at another one of these lame pressers.

Convicted felon President Trump’s half-assed plan to bail out farmers getting schlonged by his stupid trade war with China is increasingly unlikely to come in time to help his voters, Politico reports, writing that the agriculture industry is now making their decisions on what and how much to plant for next year’s crops – and are paralyzed by indecision from the MAGA reich.

“Not only is market access a challenge with where we sell our goods, but we will start to see a spike in food prices,” said Oscar Gonzales, a top aide to Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack during both the Obama and Biden administrations. “We’re starting to reach that precarious zone of not allowing farmers the tools, the commitments that they need to plan – it’s upon us already, to be honest.”

“The frustration is overwhelming. US soybean prices are falling, harvest is underway, and farmers read headlines not about securing a trade agreement with China, but that the US government is extending $20 billion in economic support to Argentina while that country drops its soybean export taxes to sell 20 shiploads of Argentine soybeans to China in just two days,” American Soybean Association President Caleb Ragland said in a statement. And yes, you guessed it, he’s MAGA.

“Like many of my fellow farmers, I voted for President Donald Trump in the past three elections. The president won me over with his commitment to business-friendly tax cuts as well as his track record of reducing regulation and cutting government spending,” Ragland wrote in the Free Press in April.

“More Americans are finding themselves upside down on their car loans, according to the car shopping experts at Edmunds. Q3 2025 data from Edmunds shows that a growing share of owners are trading in vehicles worth less than what they owe – and the debt they are rolling forward is only growing: More than one in four new vehicle trade-ins are underwater, a four-year high. 28.1 percent of trade-ins toward new-car purchases had negative equity, up from 26.6 percent in Q2 2025 and 24.2 percent in Q1 2025. This is the highest share Edmunds has on record since Q1 2021, when 31.9 percent of new-car trade-ins were upside down,” says auto industry house Edmunds in a report.

“Americans with upside-down car loans owe more than ever. The average amount owed on upside-down loans hit a record $6,905 in Q3, edging past the previous high of $6,880 in Q1 2025. Nearly one in three underwater car owners owe between $5,000 and $10,000 in debt – a new record. 32.9 percent of negative-equity trade-ins fell into this range in Q3, up from 32.6 percent in Q2 and continuing a steady climb since last year. A record share of underwater car loans are carrying five-figure debt. Nearly one in four trade-ins with negative equity carried more than $10,000 in debt in Q3, surpassing the previous high of 24.6 percent set in Q4 2024. Another 8.3 percent of trade-ins with negative equity carried more than $15,000 in debt, up from 7.7 percent in Q2 2025.”

The February 6, 2024 Breitbart report headlined “Credit Card and Auto Loan Delinquencies Surge on Back of Bidenflation” won’t display on the page, despite other articles from around the same period loading just fine. Similarly, despite picking up the quarterly Edmunds report in March 2024 and headlining it with “Americans increasingly upside down on auto loans as used car values fall,” Fox Business News has not once this year covered the analyst group’s updates. Interesting, huh?

Trader Joe's accused of copying Smucker's Uncrustables sandwiches https://t.co/CLlyFdE7nL

— FOX Business (@FoxBusiness) October 16, 2025

Very Karen-esque Milwaukee Brewers fan Shannon Kobylarczyk has been canceled from her job as an executive at a staffing agency and the board of directors at Make-A-Wish Wisconsin after getting caught on camera Tuesday joking to “call ICE” on Latino Dodgers fan Ricardo Fosado as Los Angeles led 4-1 during the 7th inning of their eventual NLCS game 2 win in Milwaukee, USA Today reports.

Fosado, who had added the playoff game to his itinerary during a business trip to Chicago, had stood up to record the Wisconsin crowd around him, taunting them gleefully with “Why’s everyone so quiet?!?” The Karen scowled at him and pointed to the “Happy Thursday” canned cocktail in his hand yelling “Real men drink beer you pussy!” She then tapped the back of another Brewers fan in front of her and said “Call ICE, call ICE,” to which Fosado said he’s a US citizen and a Navy veteran.

Kobylarczyk then called security and Fosado was ejected from the game. The next day she was ejected from both of her jobs, with the Manpower Group writing “As soon as we became aware of this video the individual was placed on immediate leave and we began an investigation. As a result of this process, the employee is no longer with the organization. We remain committed to maintaining a culture grounded in respect, integrity, and accountability,” in a reply to Fosella’s video.

Chip Gibbons, policy director for Defending Rights and Dissent, one of the key organizers of Saturday’s No Kings protests, tells NOTUS the coalition is preparing for things to get ugly.

“We have a very volatile situation in which these federal forces are not wanted in these cities, and they’re behaving very aggressively towards the people there – being very provocative, attacking or arresting people who are filming them or protesting them,” said Gibbons. “There is some belief that Trump wants incidents like this to occur, because then it can justify what he’s doing even further. I would be very concerned about these federal forces trying to provoke one of the protests.”

YouTube, the video platform beloved by billions worldwide, got all Mitch McConnelled Wednesday evening eastern US time, failing to load any data whatsoever and just staring blankly back at users.

There haven’t been any new reports on the Secret Service’s investigation into last month’s sudden halt of the escalator at the United Nations while President Trump and his third wife, that illegal hooker lady from Sokovia or whatever, which is weird because you would think since that was a big deal when it happened three weeks ago. The president of the United States was trapped on an escalator and some UN staffers had days earlier joked about turning it off while he was riding it.

It was a serious situation and yet the government hasn’t provided any updates into it. Plus somebody messed with his audio and his teleprompter during his big speech and the Secret Service was supposed to be investigating that too. How has it been this long and nobody’s been arrested?

And then that leak from the Pentagon about how not all of the nuclear infrastructure in Iran was destroyed after the US airstrikes. That was huge too and here we are almost four months later and not a single person has been prosecuted for that leak, which was fake. The New York Times and CNN were supposed to fire their reporters who covered that story. Trump said they would.

Wow, just remembered that thing about the Epstein birthday letter being fake too. Why hasn’t the Wall Street Journal retracted that story yet? They got sued for $15 billion right? And why aren’t Greenland, Panama, and Canada part of the United States yet. Weren’t we supposed to annex them?

The media should start looking into these things, see why there hasn’t been any new developments.

🚨 What the DEM SHUTDOWN is really about: Criminal illegal aliens, now deported thanks to President Trump, were exposed receiving taxpayer-funded Medicaid.

This is EXACTLY what Democrats swear “isn’t happening.” They lie, while Republicans fight to ensure this NEVER happens. pic.twitter.com/ACwCcFwTq1

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) October 15, 2025

From the White House press release that Fox News printed as if it were a news article: “The White House unveiled a number of criminal illegal migrants who received Medicaid as the Senate remains in gridlock over the government shutdown. Fox News Digital obtained detailed information surrounding the arrests of 49 illegal migrants, who have all been deported under the Trump administration, who were arrested for an array of crimes that occurred in the US. Charges include murder, assault, theft, burglary, rape and sexual abuse of a minor among other serious charges.”

“Republicans argue that ‘more than 1 million illegal aliens’ receive Medicaid under the previously existing program that was revised under Trump’s landmark bill,” they then write further down in the “reporting,” which maaaybe Fox News should have left out considering they’ve been saying this “illegals on Medicaid” shit since last month and it took this long for the regime to identify 49 people to support that argument. Might be a while before they name and shame the other 999,951 of them.

“A recent court order seeks the filing of a status update by October 28, following what the court described as ‘significant turnover among public officers originally named as respondents.’ When a public officer is a party to legal action in their official capacity but ceases to hold that office, the action passes to their successor. As part of this update, all replacements must be named to ensure the record accurately reflects current officeholders. Superintendent Fields stated: ‘We plan to file a motion to dismiss, and have no plans to distribute Bibles or a Biblical character education curriculum in classrooms. If resources are left to be allocated, the timing is fortunate since the team and I are currently reviewing the budget,'” says the Oklahoma Education department in a statement.

In plainer English, new supe Lindel Fields has squashed his idiotic predecessor Ryan Walters’ quest to distribute Bibles – “patriotic” Trump-licensed ones or otherwise – to every Oklahoma classroom.

Israeli officials on Wednesday informed convicted felon President Trump’s regime that the “peace deal” is already in trouble because Hamas isn’t returning the estimated 28 bodies of the dead hostages – two American citizens among them – quickly enough, Axios reports, adding that officials in fat Donald and Bibi’s teams are worried that extremists on the Israeli side – the ones Netanyahu needs to stay in power – could use the delays as a pretext to scuttle the deal entirely.

Sorry about the headline. This dude’s fucking good. That’s it. He’s just damn good at this and he makes it look so freaking easy too. Hell this is on Fox News in case you needed to be reminded about that. AND it sure as hell looks like he’s right about convicted felon President Trump “probably” watching because the fat bastard is now 43 minutes late for his press conference with K$H.

After issuing a challenge to House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries to face off in a debate live on C-SPAN – which Jeffries accepted – Jesus Dork Speaker of the House Mike Johnson told Fox News on Wednesday that no, he’s not going to debate him before the government reopens.