You have to feel for Volodymyr Zelensky for being in this position having to entertain this fat, demented fuck who touts his “very good relationship with Putin” while standing right next to him.
Then again, he’s dealt with far, far worse shit from much more formidable enemies who want him dead over the past nearly three years. He can deal with the Orange Slob for a few minutes.
A British man who barely survived getting attacked by an angry hippopotamus during a vacation in Zambia tells the BBC that he has no hard feelings towards the massive, semi-aquatic mammals despite the savagery visited upon him, but is also “not very fond of” what the hippo did to him.
“When the hippo first hit the canoe, there was a massive crash, much like a car crash really,” said 63 year-old Warwickshire man Roland Cherry, who first suffered a dislocated shoulder, rendering him unable to swim away from the behemoth before things got even more real in the June incident on the Kafue River in Zambia. “I remember surfacing, realizing my shoulder was quite badly injured and I realized I’d dislocated it from the outset and the consequences were that I couldn’t actually swim.”
“The instructions were to swim to safety but I couldn’t swim so I was really a sitting duck, trying to swim with one arm which was never going to end well – and then it grabbed me,” Cherry continued, adding that the beast dragged him down to the bottom of the river. “I do remember thinking ‘oh no, what a way to go… I’m not ready to die’ and this was it, because nobody survives hippo attacks.”
Cherry says the next thing he knew he was lying on the riverbank. “We know subsequently from fellow travelers I was grabbed again and thrown through the air like a rag doll but towards the bank which was the godsend,” he said. He ended up hospitalized in South Africa with a 10-inch (25cm) wound to his abdomen, a thigh injury, and dislocated shoulder, requiring seven surgeries. The nurses told him they never met a hippo attack survivor because, as Cherry said, nobody lives through it.
As anyone might have guessed from convicted felon former President Trump playing stupid to reporters about “black NAZI” pervert North Carolina Lt Gov Mark Robinson on Thursday, Puck’s Tara Palmeri reports that Donald has no plans to undorse Robinson even if his implosion threatens Trump in a must-win state following this whole “Nude Africa” thing essentially ending Mark’s career.
A source in the Orange God Emperor’s palace says he “likes” Robinson and that his “endorsement speech was one of the greatest he has ever seen, but [Trump] admits he can never be seen with” Big Mark. But Donald is said to be particularly concerned with the Harris campaign’s efforts to tie them together in the state – the one Lindsey Graham was crying about on Hannity this week – with Trump deeming the spot full of clips of him praising Robinson as a “killer” ad.
Elsewhere in Palmeri’s rundown she writes the fat fuck is starting to get talked back into accepting CNN’s invite for an October 23rd debate with Harris, is (surprise!) still crying about Joe Biden quitting, claims he’s going to sue ABC’s David Muir for fact-checking him in this month’s debate, still crying about Fox News anchors “Bret Baier and Brit Hume’s conclusion that he lost his debate against Harris,” nearly tweeted a joke about the RFK Jr-Olivia Nuzzi shitshow (Palmeri doesn’t mention if he asked Bobby Jr to show him the nudes but there’s no universe in which he didn’t), and that Corey Lewandowski got demoted to TV surrogate after losing a power struggle with chief co-managers Susie Wiles and Chris LaCivita earlier this month, though Corey may be surging again.
What’s the point of this, @politico?
President Trump will NEVER back down.
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— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) September 27, 2024
Like we wrote earlier this week, take Newsweek’s reporting that convicted felon former President Trump will not be visiting Springfield, Ohio before election day with a grain of salt because it’s Newsweek. At the same time there’s still no visit listed on the fat bastard’s events page.
And the very same Wednesday Politico article – which Trump’s minions took the screenshot from but didn’t link – says “Trump’s campaign did not provide specifics on Trump’s plans to visit to Springfield.” It does includes a quite from spokeswoman Karoline “Blondi” Leavitt, saying “While the media may find these stories and experiences unimportant and inconvenient, President Trump will continue giving a voice to Americans who are expressing their concerns about the influx of illegals and rising migrant crime in their communities.” Not even non-specifics about a visit.
A few months ago MAGA social media dickwads were lavishing praise on freakish Libertarian Argentinian President Javier Milei for finally taking a huge bite out of the large South American country’s decades-long inflation problem that had gotten even worse before took power following a landslide win in last year’s election, claiming it as a vindication of government austerity and an omen for a second Trump Reich and all the usual bullshit you’d expect Charlie Kirk and his ilk.
Since then it kind of tailed off and AFP reports why: As a result of Milei’s “chainsawing” public expenditures and payrolls the poverty rate in Argentina shot up from 41.7 percent in the second half of 2023 to 52.9 percent in the first half of 2024, per the INDEC statistics agency. Now this is NOT to say it won’t work out and Argentina will eventually find its way to having a stable and sustainable economy. What Milei’s doing is really the standard operating procedure for reining in inflation. He has the mandate to do this and he’ll have to not fuck up his next steps, whatever they may be.
Whether or not his fanboys here in the United States understand and accept that is besides the point as it’s a safe bet it would be very much lost on most of their fans who would think “Wait, what the fuck? I thought Milei was going to Make Argentina Great Again. Why is poverty UP now?” So the MAGAmerican influencers tweet nothing. Javier Milei isn’t a thing anymore in Catturd Country.
At least four people are dead and 1.5 million without power after Category 4 Hurricane Helene plowed into Northern Florida’s Big Bend region of the Gulf Coast, CNN reports.
In a particularly grim message to residents prior to the storm hitting, the Taylor County Sheriff’s Office on Thursday posted “If you or someone you know chose not to evacuate, PLEASE write your, Name, birthday and important information on your arm or leg in A PERMANENT MARKER so that you can be identified and family notified.” Should probably have said Social Security number too.
Weird how a candidate just speaking directly to the camera with a brief montage seems so basic yet effective. Must’ve been a bit of focus-grouping that went into this. Just saying you’re all tired of the bullshit, you can elect me and we’ll move past it is a solid piece of messaging too.
Sources tell the Washington Post that, despite repeated outreach efforts from the Vice President’s team, Utah Senator Mitt Romney does not plan on endorsing Kamala Harris because of ideological and policy differences and all that shit. Plus he’s “questioned the value and impact of his endorsement and expressed a desire to preserve his ability to rebuild the Republican Party in a post-Trump world, said three people familiar with those conversations and his thinking who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss private deliberations,” according to the Post.
Which is fine. We think it’s stupid, but fine. However the Post then writes that Romney “has also cited concerns for the safety of his family as one reason for his reluctance to endorse her, a person familiar with his thinking said, also speaking on the condition of anonymity to disclose private conversations.” Obviously that should be the most important consideration but the fact that he even brings it up makes the normal political reasons seem like self-rationalized afterthoughts.
Hard to see how the takeaway could be anything other than fear of violent retribution. We can respect that, but if he’s already spending $5,000 a day on private security after having voted to convict Trump in both of his impeachment trials then how much worse could it get if he endorses Trump’s opponent? Is he just hoping that the MAGA terrorists will forget eventually about him once he’s out of office a year from now so he can eventually dial back on the protection detail?
The Alabama Department of Corrections ultra HARDCORE Holman Correctional Facility went full NITRO again Thursday on convicted triple murderer Alan Eugene Miller, BLASTING his lungs with an EXTREME dose of NITROgen gas for about 15 minutes until he was pronounced DEAD of HYPOXIA from the NITRO at 6:32 PM, AL.com reports. Miller is now the second inmate in Alabama history to get NITROed, following the NITROing of Kenneth Eugene Smith earlier this year.
In a series of emails obtained through a public records request by ABC News, officials in Springfield, Ohio backed out of a planned conference call with their sitting senator, Mike Pence replacement JD Vance, after learning that Jaydee had planned to allow “third parties” with “first-hand experience” dealing with the fake stories of Haitian migrants abducting pets and eating them, shit that Jaydee publicly acknowledged was made-up for political reasons several times this month.
“We later learned that they wanted to bring some constituents (without providing their names or how they selected them) into what was initially portrayed as a private call. We decided that it was in our best interest to decline,” Springfield Strategic Engagement Manager Karen Graves told ABC News in a statement. “While we appreciated them reaching out to us, we felt the scope of the initial invitation changed and this went from an opportunity to have an honest discussion to us potentially being drawn into more politicalization,” and local conspiracy freaks wouldn’t have helped that.
After learning of the planned MAGA sandbagging of the conference call, Mayor Rob Rue replied to Vance’s state director James Coyne on September 17, writing it was “disheartening to see our vibrant community drawn into the national immigration debate, leading to disruptions in daily life and increased security concerns. Over the past week, schools and public offices have been closed due to threats,” to which Coyne responded that Vance’s office had been “inundated with constituent complaints [this was a week after Vance claimed he was getting calls about missing pets and his minion wasn’t going along with it in the email]. Our intention in inviting some of these constituents to join the call was to help facilitate a dialogue between residents we have heard from with first-hand experiences and city officials to help him contextualize their perspective with yours.”
— Breitbart News (@BreitbartNews) September 27, 2024
While there’s no sign that they’re not actually moving forward on it yet, New York Governor Kathy Hochul and her staff are dusting off the old state law books to see how she might go about removing newly-indicted New York City Mayor Eric Adams, which it does seem that she has the power to do, saying in a statement that her “focus is on protecting the people of New York and ensuring stability in the City. While I review my options and obligations as the Governor of New York, I expect the Mayor to take the next few days to review the situation and find an appropriate path forward to ensure the people of New York City are being well-served by their leaders. We must give New Yorkers confidence that there is steady, responsible leadership at every level of government.”
For once, a Trump fall guy is going to make some money off him: a fund owned by Trump Media and Truth Social co-founder Andy Litinsky sold 7.5 million shares of DJT, netting more than $100 million in the process, CNN reports.
A contestant and loser on the fake reality show The Apprentice, Litinsky was prevented from selling the shares previously under the company’s lock-up provisions for insiders. Litinsky’s shares become the first major block of the stock sold; DJT finished about one percent lower on Thursday.
Litinsky continues to be involved in litigation with Trump and Trump Media, which tried to revoke the shares issued to Litinsky and Wes Moss, another former The Apprentice contestant who help found Trump Media. Trump claimed they were irresponsible and wasteful in establishing the company, whose sole product is a downgraded Twitter ripoff that continues to lose money.
Besides the exploding door panels and bug-filled software, Boeing will now have to deal with a National Transportation Safety Board recommendation that the aircraft manufacturer to correct a problem that causes a rudder failure in 737 MAX and and older NG jets, the Seattle Times reports.
One would think that a potential rudder failure would prompt the NTSB to do more than issue a recommendation. According to the FAA, United Airlines was the only US carrier with the effected jets in its fleet, and it already changed the questionable component in nine jets. But with the Board may issue a wider call to ground the aircraft to change the component in all models.
In the United States for the UN General Assembly but making some timely visits to critical suppliers, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy will meet with the guy who blames him for his first impeachment while he’s in New York, the Washington Post reports.
The Republican standard-bearer, adjudicated rapist Donald Trump, said during a press ramble that he would meet with Zelenskyy Friday morning at 9:45 a.m. ET, an unusually early time for Trump to be seen in public.
After Fox bro-caster Jesse Watters lathers compliments on adjudicated rapist Donald Trump like they’re Barbasol, Kristi Noem’s side thang and serial abuser Corey Lewandowski tries to get the propaganda network’s audience to believe the 78-year-old Republican candidate and convicted felon will Aderrall-charge his way through the last forty days of the campaign.
“Well, listen, Donald Trump is the greatest fourth-quarter player ever to play the game,” Lewandowski boasts forgetting that the literal fourth quarter of Trump’s single term in office started with the pandemic and went downhill from there. “You want the ball in his hands when the game is almost at the end, and he is now gearing up for what is going to be the 40-day run.” Lewandowski then goes on to say Trump will be doing “three, four, five” events a day.
A new set of Bloomberg/Morning Consult swing state surveys finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump 50 to 47 percent in both Arizona and Michigan, 52 to 45 percent in Nevada, 50 to 48 percent in North Carolina, 51 to 46 percent in Pennsylvania, and 51 to 48 percent in Wisconsin with Georgia tied at 49 percent each. Again, Bloomberg/Morning Consult was a freaking nightmare for Joe Biden when he was still in the race.
Besides the Taco Bell drive-through at 2:30 a.m., the best place to find hardcore drinkers and other miscreants in the early hours is the local Waffle House, an establishment known for 24/7 service. Hurricane Helene, which has powered up to be a Category 4 as it hits the southern wasteland of Florida, forced a number of Waffle House diners to shut their doors and take cover, CNN reports.
The so-called Waffle House Index has been around since–surprise!—George W. Bush’s time in office when FEMA was run by a show horse association administrator. Locals relied on if the Waffle House was closing to determine the dangers from approaching storm. Waffle Houses also have a color chart to signal the risk: red means the diner is closed; yellow means its serving a limited menu; and green represents the color your face will turn after eating at one.
Rain from the storm is already reaching into northern Georgia as other storms hit the Carolinas and Virginia. In Florida, officials have ordered certain coastal regions evacuated as the eye of the storm moves north off the coast of Tampa, while other areas have imposed curfews and stay-at-home orders. Sean Hannity hasn’t yet asked why Floridians have decided to remain in the path of a Category 4 hurricane, nor has he questioned why school buses are still in the hurricane’s path.
This is sad. Funny, but still sad that two adults are telling each other what they want to hear about the presidential candidate choice of the opposing party. They really don’t like their audience too.
A new Fox News survey of likely voters in Georgia finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump 51 to 48 percent while a Fox Arizona survey finds Trump up 50 to 47. The abortion referendum receives 72 percent support in the poll.
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