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In an all-team conference call for Biden-Harris campaign staffers on Wednesday, President Joe Biden reassured his team that he would remain the Democratic Party’s nominee, saying “I’m in this race to the end and we’re going to win because when Democrats unite, we will always win,” NPR reports.

Vice President Kamala Harris reinforced the President’s message saying, “We will not back down. We will follow our president’s lead.”  While some polls have shown a dip in Biden’s support since his embarrassing debate performance last Thursday, others show no significant change in the race, and post-debate fundraising reports show Biden outpaced his opponent.

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— Capybara every hour (@CapybaraHourly) July 3, 2024

EPIC! You will be shocked at the way a Manhattan sex worker turned the tables on a deadbeat male customer early Tuesday morning in Harlem – or it might have been a chair instead – as police say she savagely beat him to death with a piece of wooden furniture after he refused to pay for a trick!

INSPIRING! Per WPIX, 39 year-old Sabrina Charles, who has a history of prostitution and drug possession charges, was high on something when she bludgeoned the unidentified male acquaintance in front of a building just off 125th Street in Harlem. Charles now faces murder, criminal possession of a weapon, and criminal possession of stolen property charges.

“Sources familiar with conversations” tell ABC News that President Biden is keeping an “open mind” about whether he can remain in the race to save American democracy from convicted felon former President Trump’s plans for a violent fascist autocracy and “privately acknowledged that the next few days are critical to determining whether he can stay in the race for a second term.”

“President Biden has told a key ally that he knows he may not be able to salvage his candidacy if he cannot convince the public in the coming days that he is up for the job after a disastrous debate performance last week. The president, who the ally emphasized is still deeply in the fight for re-election, understands that his next few appearances heading into the holiday weekend – including an interview scheduled for Friday with George Stephanopoulos of ABC News and campaign stops in Pennsylvania and Wisconsin – must go well,” the New York Times reports, which we copied verbatim as to not mince words. “He knows if he has two more events like that, we’re in a different place” by the end of the weekend, said the “key ally” whose actual position and agenda went unmentioned.

The Times’s agenda here is also opaque, other than the fact that they’re untrustworthy worms who would print a call for Biden to drop out and then this story. Narrative reliability optional here.

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— GOP (@GOP) July 3, 2024

The MAGA Reich on the other hand obviously prefer Biden to stay in but are simply covering their bases in case of a rapid Kamalascendancy. An anonymous House Republican this week told Fox News that “it’s probably good for Joe Biden that he’s now probably not going to have to be subjected to this another four years. But for the party, it’s not great. It’s not clear to me that it’s good for us, either,” adding that another Dem nominee makes it “a tougher race” for their Orange God Emperor in November. It changes everything. It’s just a completely unknown wildcard right now.”

Again, we’d like to stay out of this and focus on the singular goal of ending the threat Trump poses to American democracy. The simple truth is that something has to end: Either Biden’s candidacy or this fucking insufferable circlejerk in the media over it. This can’t continue and we’re absolutely rooting for Joe to pull through this critical stretch. If he can’t? There’s one option.

Citing that their “current insurer has advised us that they will not be renewing our Abuse Liability (AL) and Employment Practices Liability (EPL) coverage as of June 30, 2024,” and that “after an exhaustive search, most other insurers have declined to offer us this coverage,” in an email update to congregants, Toronto, Canada-area Evangelical megachurch The Meeting House have at least temporarily but indefinitely ceased all operations, the Christian Post reports.

The deprivation from earthly protection comes after no fewer than four of their former ministers, including “teaching Pastor” Bruxy Cavey who faces trial on charges stemming from an abusive relationship with a woman in her 20s, have been implicated in sexual misconduct since 2022.

“The US Fish and Wildlife Service is announcing its final environmental impact statement analyzing proposed barred owl management alternatives to protect northern and California spotted owls in Washington, Oregon and California from invasive barred owls. The Service’s preferred alternative is the implementation of a proposed Barred Owl Management Strategy, which would result in the annual removal of less than one-half of 1 percent of the current North American barred owl population. Northern spotted owl populations are rapidly declining due to competition with invasive barred owls and habitat loss. California spotted owls, which are proposed for ESA listing, face a similar risk as barred owl populations continue to move south into their range.”

“If the proposed strategy is adopted and fully implemented, lethal removal of barred owls by trained professionals would occur in less than half of the areas where spotted and invasive barred owls co-exist within the northern spotted owl’s range; and would limit their invasion into the California spotted owl’s range. Public hunting of barred owls is not allowed under the proposed strategy and lead ammunition will not be used for any lethal removal actions. Barred owls are native to eastern North America but started moving west of the Mississippi River at the beginning of the 20th century. This expansion was likely due to human-induced changes in the Great Plains and northern boreal forest. As a result, barred owls now surpass northern spotted owls in numbers across most of California, Oregon, and Washington,” says a statement from the US Fish and Wildlife Service on the plan to save the owls by slaughtering hundreds of thousands of other owls.

The staff at Villages-News.com could have at least written the headline as “Trump has been the only clear anti-(((globalist))) president” if they didn’t want to go that far. The guest editorial writer Bill Nitardy also misspelled World Economic Forum chairman Klaus Schwab’s name while suggesting that his lieutenant, (((Yuval Noah Harari))), is actually the real power center of the WEF cabal.

“For the first time in years, Harris seems to be having a genuine moment – fueled by speculation that she, not Biden, would be the more competitive nominee,” writes Politico Playbook on Wednesday morning, sampling the “buzz” from in and around the White House and the Dems under the obnoxious “Kamala Harris vibe shift” headline. The Playbook newsletter team, all adults, express surprise that “the strange new respect developed without any nudge from Harris herself, who at every turn since Thursday’s debate has defended Biden and batted away questions about a bow-out,” as if a fucking palace coup would somehow be a smart thing to do for the vice president.

We’re going to declare neutrality on the prospect of Harris as the Dem nominee. Running her instead of Joe Biden would have implications that are impossible to foresee. That said, she’s literally the only other option for reasons both legal – Gavin Newsom, Gretchen Whitmer, Josh Shapiro, etc cannot actually replace Joe Biden because there’s no way to transfer $240 million in campaign funds to a new candidate – and political – how would it look to minority and female voters that the actual constitutional successor, a highly intelligent and accomplished woman of color, got passed over?

It’s either Biden or Harris. That’s it. And if she’s going to run then she might as well already be the incumbent, as in Joe Biden should resign so she can go into the election as the 47th President of the United States… after he’s ordered a few strategic drone strikes with his new powers.

Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey on Wednesday sort of followed through on his moronic plan to sue New York State at the Supreme Court for prosecuting his Orange Allah, but rather than the vague “unconstitutional lawfare” bullshit he originally promised it’s a “First Amendment” complaint because the Empire State’s “illicit prosecution, gag order, and sentencing,” allegedly interfered with Missourians’ ability to make a fully informed decision in the race, Fox News reports.

“Right now, Missouri has a huge problem with New York. Instead of letting presidential candidates campaign on their own merit, radical progressives in New York are trying to rig the 2024 election by waging a direct attack on our democratic process. I will not sit idly by while Soros-backed prosecutors hold Missouri voters hostage in this presidential election. I am filing suit to ensure every Missourian can exercise their right to hear from and vote for their preferred presidential candidate.”

After not appearing during her father’s weeks-long trial for his election interference hush money conspiracy relating to the sexual interlude he had with a blonde porn star while also having an affair with a nude model as her dad’s third wife cared for her newborn half-brother, Ivanka Trump performatively said her father’s felony convictions were “painful,” the Daily Beast reports.

“It’s a pretty dark world. There’s a lot of darkness, a lot of negativity, and it’s just really at odds with what feels good for me as a human being. And, you know, it’s a really rough business. So for me and my family, it feels right to not participate,” she said displaying the depth of ethereal insight only a true multigenerational millionaire heiress can fake.

“On a human level, it’s my father and I love him very much, so it’s painful to experience,” she said in an effort to stay in the will. “But ultimately, I wish it didn’t have to be this way.”

Barack Obama has voiced support for beleaguered incumbent President Joe Biden after Biden’s poor debate performance last Thursday, the Washington Post reports, saying words of support for Biden at a Democratic fundraiser on Friday.  Obama phoned Biden after the debate, offering himself as a sounding board and personal advisor, which makes sense given only four other non-(convicted)-felons know what it’s like to serve as President.

To those close to him, Obama noted that Biden’s reelection effort was damaged by the debate showing, telling allies that Biden’s already tough slog to reelection got tougher because of how feeble and confused Biden appeared.  But overall, Obama was understanding given he was widely lambasted for his first debate performance during his 2012 reelection campaign against Mitt Romney.

A cargo ship the same size as the MS Dali, the ship that destroyed the Key Bridge, leaving the Port of Baltimore on Monday lost electrical power and was adrift briefly, but was able to regain control and return to port without incident, the Baltimore Sun reports.

The 965-foot Liberia-flagged cargo ship Bellavia underwent repairs and eleven hours later departed the port without incident.  Late last week, the Biden Administration presented a $3.1 billion plan to rebuild the bridge as well as repair or replace other major highways across the country.

For a Party that wants to allow 13-year-olds to work in meat processing plants, Republicans in Florida are trying their damnest to put a 19-year-old woman on government assistance by refusing to allow her to simply do her job and make a living, so she’s suing Florida’s attorney general and two local prosecutors who went after her employer.

According to ABC News, the owner of Cafe Risque in Gainesville has joined the lawsuit filed by its former employee, Serenity Michelle Bushey, who claims the new state law unfairly restricts her First Amendment freedom of speech and the Fourteenth Amendment equal protection rights after the cafe was forced to fire her for being under 21-years-old.

Florida’s new law prevents anyone under the age of 21 from being in a strip club, but like eight of her other former co-workers, Bushey is between 18 and 21.  “As with similar performers around the state, Bushey earned her living through her art while providing entertainment for the benefit and enjoyment of her audience,” the lawsuit said. “Plaintiffs have a clear legal right to engage in protected speech of this nature.”

Recently disbarred hair dye dispenser Rudy Giuliani will entertain dozens of people now that he’s been hired to be a host on stuffed foam salesman Mike Lindell’s Frank Speech network which is somehow holding on despite multi-million-dollar decisions against its owner, whose pillow company had a massive sell-off recently.

Per Newsweek, Lindell hired Giuliani after the former Trump lawyer’s radio program on New York’s WABC was canceled in May.  It’s unclear if Lindell will pay Giuliani or send his paycheck directly to his employee’s creditors after Giuliani started to liquidate his assets to pay tens of millions of dollars in legal judgments.

Succinctly addressing questions about the Democratic ticket to bed, Vice President Kamala Harris pushed aside a call from Texas Democratic Congressman Lloyd Doggett for Joe Biden to decline the Party’s nomination, CBS News reports.

“Look, Joe Biden is our nominee. We beat Trump once, and we’re going to beat him again, period,” she said in an interview with the network, adding that she is “proud to be Joe Biden’s running mate.”

The Mississippi journalist who uncovered how Republican Governor Phil Bryant used welfare money to enrich his friends, benefactors and cronies like former NFL quarterback Brett Favre is now preparing for an extended stay in jail for refusing to divulge her sources during a defamation suit the governor filed, NBC News reports.

Anna Wolfe uncovered tens of millions of dollars in questionable or illegal payments directed by Bryant, initially looking into why Mississippi rejects 90% of welfare applicants but still collected and distributed the money.  Bryant brought the suit against Wolfe’s employer, Mississippi Today, saying he was never charged in the scandal and therefore the characterization of his actions as criminal was defamatory.   “I didn’t sue them because they exposed $77 million worth of misspending. He applauds them for doing that,” Bryant’s lawyer said. “The suit is about defamation.”

With Joe Biden bringing in $125 million for his presidential campaign in June, Donald Trump once again came in second to the incumbent, this time in the June fundraising race where Trump raised just over $110 million in the month, Politico reports.

Trump’s haul was less than his May results when he raised $141 million, including a single $50 million donation to his affiliated Super PAC from billionaire Timothy Mellon.  Trump has

Roughly one-third of Biden’s fundraising–$38 million–came in after Thursday’s debate; Trump reportedly raised $33 million after the debate.  Biden reportedly has $240 million cash on hand versus a reported $285 million for Trump’s campaign.  According to the Biden campaign, 95% of donations were less than $200 and 864,000 of the donors were giving to the campaign for the first time.

With a photo apparently depicting him chowing down on a rotisserie canine, independent presidential candidate and parasite-host Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. attempts to explain why he texted a friend traveling in Korea the photo in 2010 and joked that the traveler may enjoy a restaurant that serves dog.  (Reported, veterinarians confirmed the carcass in the photo is that of a dog based on the rib cage structure.)

With questions lingering about his poor debate performance, President Joe Biden will have a one-on-one interview with ABC News journalist George Stephanopoulos that will air Sunday morning, the White House announced, according to CNN.  Clips of the interview will be released Friday for ABC’s evening news broadcast.

It will be the fourth interview Biden has given since the beginning of May, and it will be his first unscripted appearance since last Thursday’s debate, when Biden appeared confused and frequently mumbled.  In appearances since, Biden has spoken clearly and distinctly was he mainly kept to scripted words on teleprompters.