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“No fucking way I’m doing that”

Sources on the Republican side of the House Oversight Committee tell CNN that white nationalist Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene all but threatened Chairbilly James Comer when he privately weighed whether she should apologize to Dem committee member Jasmine Crockett after a plainly racist-y comment about Crockett’s eyelashes during the boozy hearing over holding Merrick Garland in contempt for refusing to turn over the audio of Biden’s interview with Robert Hur.

“There’s no fucking way I’m doing that. I won’t apologize. And I’m not leaving. I don’t care what happens in this committee room – I will not leave,” Greene herself recounted to CNN of what she said to Comer whilst one or both of them were likely drunk at the nighttime hearing. Other sources present say Greene also warned Comer that her “people” would not tolerate even the most token efforts to hold her accountable for her evil attention-whoring ways, which, per CNN, was seen “as an indirect threat that the MAGA base would turn on anyone who stands in her way.”

“They are over her, but they still fear her, because she has an incredible audience and fundraising mechanism and could turn that against you,” an anonymous GOP member told CNN about the terroristic psychopath’s relationship with the rest of the House Republican conference, a never-ending hostage crisis made all the worse by Greene’s favored status with Orange Daddy.

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DeSantis PAC targets Florida cannabis, abortion ballot initiatives

A new political action committee set up by the latest Republican Florida Governor who failed on the national stage aims to block efforts to pass ballot initiatives supporting increased freedom to reproductive healthcare and to use cannabis, Politico reports.

The Florida Freedom Fund set up by Ron DeSantis wants to defeat the abortion and cannabis initiatives because Democrats are pushing the issues to drive voters to the polls in November, when the measures will need 60% to pass.  A Fox News poll released last week shows more than two-thirds of voters support the bills.

“As Gov. Ron DeSantis continues to lead our great state, the Florida Freedom Fund will be championing issues and candidates committed to preserving Floridians’ freedom,” said a spokesperson who has now realized she bet her career on a widely-mocked politician. “From up and down ballot races to critical amendments, we’re steadfast in our mission to keep Florida free.”

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Martha Ann Alito would be Supremely Vile Spouse but for Ginny

Normally, we’d make the effort to transcribe at least part of this recording made by journalist Lauren Windsor, but you have to hear it to understand the level of contempt Martha Ann Alito, Samuel’s “better half” (God help us).  Windsor spoke with the Alitos and others at the June 3rd Supreme Court Historical Society dinner, after the Alito’s flag controversy hit the media.  (A member of the Society, Windsor bought a ticket to the dinner, but pretended she was sympathetic to the Alitos, who spilled their guts to a woman they just met.). Martha Ann vows revenge for all the people she feels wronged her and Sam.  The utter contempt is clear in her voice, particularly at the end of the recording where she vow to get back at the people flying LGBTQ Pride flags by flying her own ultra-christian flag.  Y’know, just like Jesus would do.

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Hannity’s “some people say” convenient for Trump to not debate

“Now, there are some even saying, Mark, that Donald Trump might be wise just to pass on the first debate, wait ’til he’s nominated, then debate him,” Fox host and Trump advisor Sean Hannity trying to help his shark-obsessed boss get out of debating the President of the United States.  “What would you say to that?”

We’d say, why should the formality of getting the nomination at the convention be a requirement to debate?  If Trump has the nomination locked up, he can debate as the presumptive nominee.  Unless, of course, Sean’s worried Trump won’t be the nominee after the convention, when he could be in jail following his 34 felony convictions in New York.

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Cannon amazingingly does right thing, denies motion to dismiss

Judge Aileen Cannon finally made a firm decision–sort of–in denying the motion by the Three Amigos of Mar-a-Lago Donald Trump, Walt Nauta and Carlos de Oliveira to dismiss Counts 33 through 41 of their obstruction and false-statements charges related to the illegal possession and concealment of government documents at the Palm Beach geriatric supper club.

In the 14-page order, Cannon manages to deny one motion, partially grant another AND delay acting on a third because she cannot do anything cleanly and simply.  In this case, she denied the motion to dismiss, granted a motion to strike a reference to an uncharged crime in the superseding indictment, and then reserved another ruling relating to privileged information.  At least she made a decision about something and didn’t delay the trial further.

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Baltimore shipping channel reopens 3 months after bridge collapse

The main shipping channel entering Baltimore harbor reopened on Monday, less than three months after a wayward cargo ship collapsed the Key Bridge into the river, the Baltimore Banner reports.  Officials announced enough of the channel has been cleared to allow two way-traffic in the area where the bridge one stood.

After extracting a 90-ton piece of wreckage on Saturday, crews used magnetometers,  LIDAR, and sonar to conduct a complete sweep of the are for hazardous material.  The riverbed is not cleared of debris, but none of the remaining wreckage appear to block shipping traffic.  Although parts of the roadbed still sit on the bottom of the Patapsco River, federal and state authorities certified the region safe for ship transit.

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Smartmatic wants to put four Fox board members under oath

Already hit by a $787.5 million settlement from Dominion Voting Systems, Fox executives are currently in the crosshairs of the lawyers from Smartmatic subpoenaed four of the network’s corporate board members as part of its $2.7 billion defamation lawsuit, the Washington Post reports.

Smartmatic already received emails and text messages from the four–Anne Dias, Jacques Nasser, Chase Carey and Roland A. Hernandez–who had regular discussions with Fox CEO Rupert Murdoch and his son Lachlan, who oversees the network’s operations.  “The Board members witnessed Rupert and Lachlan Murdoch’s control of Fox News; exchanged relevant emails that Smartmatic has used in depositions and will mark as trial exhibits; attended meetings during and after Fox News broadcast the defamatory publications; and discussed the 2020 election and the competitive threats Fox News faced to its brand,” Smartmatic’s lawyers wrote in an earlier filing.

Dias’s statements were used during the Dominion trial to demonstrate that the company, its executives and its board members were aware that the misinformation they were airing had detrimental effects on the nation.  After the January 6th Republican-led domestic terrorists attack on Congress, Dias repeated implored the Murdochs to abandon Trump and stand for the rule of law. “It is an existential moment for the nation … and for Fox News as a brand,” Dias wrote in a January 2021 email. “I do not believe that the company can stay silent on this matter.”

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US crime rates continued to decrease in Q1 2024: FBI report

“The Quarterly Uniform Crime Report (Q1), January-March, 2024, provides a preliminary look at crime trends for January through March 2024 compared to January through March 2023. A comparison of data from agencies that voluntarily submitted at least two or more common months of data for January through March 2023 and 2024 indicates reported violent crime decreased by 15.2 percent. Murder decreased by 26.4 percent, rape decreased by 25.7 percent, robbery decreased by 17.8 percent, and aggravated assault decreased by 12.5 percent. Reported property crime also decreased by 15.1 percent,” says the intro to the FBI’s quarterly crime report compiled from local law enforcement data, certainly not matching how it feels to right wingers.

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Someone’s going to be in big trouble for using the word “elderly”

Does Turley realize that’s a bad word and not how he wants to be describing the man who he wants to become president again? This is not helpful, no sir. Trump’s not going to want to print out his articles and read them out loud to cameras anymore if Turley keeps talking like this on teevee.

Anyway, as we mentioned last week, there was another “elderly” first-time, white-collar offender in recent years who was sentenced to Rikers by Judge Juan Merchan after being convicted of multiple felonies: former Trump Org CFO Allen Weaselberg Weisselberg, who got five months after pleading guilty to 15 felonies… before a different judge gave him a second five-month stay.

Want even more hopium? Great! Former NYC prosecutor Tess Cohen tells the Daily Beast that whatever sentence Merchan hands down is very unlikely to be stayed at the get-go. “It’s almost never done. That’s a really rare thing. You basically have to have a very good chance at winning on appeal… No standard defendant would get a stay pending appeal after a trial like this.”

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Epstein’s cellmate sentenced for murdering non-Epstein victims

“Damian Williams, the United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York, announced that Nicholas Tartaglione was sentenced today to four consecutive life sentences for his leadership role in the 2016 murders of Martin Luna, Urbano Santiago, Miguel Luna, and Hector Gutierrez. Tartaglione, who is a former police officer, orchestrated the kidnapping and murders of all four victims on April 11, 2016,” says a Justice Department press release that does not mention that Tartaglione was at least present when Jeffrey Epstein first tried to kill himself back in 2019.

That’s in a Fox News article. This week Fox News also removed convicted felon former President Trump saying he wouldn’t declassify “the Epstein Files” from a replay of their Sunday interview.

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North Dakota kids find dead animal, start shoving it in people’s faces

Three North Dakota kids who found a dead animal while playing outside have been shoving it in people’s faces so loudly and obnoxiously that it captured the national media’s attention.

The Denver Museum of Nature and Science was nicer about it in a press release for a new exhibit and documentary film, hyping the story as an “incredible discovery and display of a juvenile T Rex fossil in its new temporary experience, ‘Discovering Teen Rex’ opening to the public on June 21, at 1:30 pm. What started as a family hike in North Dakota by two young brothers, Jessin and Liam Fisher, their dad, Sam Fisher, and their cousin, Kaiden Madsen, turned into a significant moment for science as only a handful of juvenile T Rex skeletons have ever been found.”

“The public can now see the fossil being prepped in real time at the Museum. The trio of young fossil hunters discovered the T Rex fossil in the North Dakota badlands in 2022 and contacted the Museum’s Curator of Paleontology, Tyler Lyson, who grew up in the same area and went to high school with their father, to identify what they had found. In the summer of 2023, the junior explorers returned to the site to help Dr Lyson’s team of paleontologists excavate the fossil.”

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Benghazi’s back baby!

WHOA! Big 2016 throwback here! Benghazi is now a campaign issue again in the Michigan GOP Senate primary race where this Sandy Pensler worm is using it against former Congressman Mike Rogers who isn’t tough enough on Benghazi-ing or whatever the hell Hillary did 12 years ago.

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Seditious Sam says it’s difficult to live “peacefully” with libs

In audio recorded by lefty journo Lauren Windsor and obtained by Rolling Stone, far right extremist Samuel Alito told the crowd Supreme Court Historical Society’s annual dinner last week that it’s difficult to live “peacefully” with libs in the face of “fundamental” differences that “can’t be compromised,” agreed with another speaker who said America needs to be returned to “a place of Godliness” and bluntly said the only way out of division is “One side or the other is going to win.”

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Plane carrying Malawi vice president disappears

A plane carrying Malawi Vice President Saulos Chilima and nine others flying from the capitol city of Lilongwe didn’t make its scheduled arrival at Mzuzu International Airport about 45 minutes later on Monday, leading officials to launch a search for the aircraft, the AP reports.

What’s unclear at this point is whether the pilot was vaccinated for COVID, if Chilima has something on the Clintons, what the Malawian aviation sector’s DEI policies are, and if the military radar spotted any UFOs in the area that may have interdicted the plane since we need to fill space and right wing conspiracy theorists might not care enough to be asking those sort of questions.

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“She’s legitimately liberal? It’s not an act?”

Convicted felon former President Trump voiced both lecherous lust toward Taylor Swift and more of that obvious and kind of cringey apprehension over the possibility she could mobilize her extremely loyal fanbase against him this fall in an interview with Apprentice in Wonderland: How Donald Trump and Mark Burnett Took America Through the Looking Glass author and Variety co-editor-in-chief Ramin Setoodeh, per an excerpt of the upcoming book printed in the Hollywood news outlet.

“I think she’s beautiful – very beautiful! I find her very beautiful. I think she’s liberal. She probably doesn’t like Trump. I hear she’s very talented. I think she’s very beautiful, actually – unusually beautiful! She is liberal, or is that just an act? She’s legitimately liberal? It’s not an act? It surprises me that a country star can be successful being liberal,” rambled the fat fuck in the interview. Swift hasn’t put out a country album in 12 years. Told of this, Trump said he doesn’t know much about her music. “Garth Brooks is liberal. Explain that! How does it happen?” Trump also complained.

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