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A Fox “Business” News panel on Wednesday decided to switch things up and not blow smoke up viewers’ asses by getting them amped for Hunter Biden being convicted of lying on a federal gun permit application, citing that the trial is taking place in “Biden town” and that several of the jurors have family members who have suffered from addiction… Meaning the smarter choice right now for Fox is to pre-enrage fans over a “two-tiered justice system” rather than guarantee a “win.” This isn’t just right wing media being “circumspect” either as this morning Daily Beast legal contributor Shan Wu wrote that it appears the prosecution may’ve already lost the jury in Hunter’s trial.

In the middle of this segment you’ll notice that Fox anchor Bill Hemmer is wondering out loud why the jurors in convicted felon former President Trump’s trial haven’t come forward yet, something that Talking Points Memo editor Josh Marshall flagged on Tuesday, writing “Trump supporters are trotting out any number of responses to Trump’s string of felony convictions last week. One of the most perverse and malign is the demand or ‘request’ for jurors to come forward and explain their reasoning. Part of the idea is to suggest that the logic of the verdict is obscure or hard to justify and thus requires explanation. ‘Can you explain how you came to this very hard to understand verdict?'”

“Neither is the case. The logic of the verdict is very straightforward. There may be some room for debate about how the judge interpreted the relevant law. But within those interpretations the jury verdict is elementary. The other part is to suggest something odd or suspicious in the fact that none of the jurors have yet gone public in the press. It’s an apt illustration of the mix of disingenuousness and predation that is at the heart of Trumpism,” Marshall continued in the piece, noting it was an obvious play to get these people to willingly paint a target on their backs for MAGA terrorists.

House Republicans on Monday filed criminal referrals for Hunter and James Biden for something who the fuck knows and it was so important that it took John Solomon’s lame website two days to report it. Seriously The Hill didn’t even pick it up yet and they love this kind of bullshit.

A new survey of likely voters in Ohio by National Public Affairs finds incumbent Dem Senator Sherrod Brown leading bi-curious car dealer Bernie Moreno 54 percent to 46 percent in the super-freaking-important race for the seat. While we can’t speak to National Public Affairs’s reliability as we haven’t seen their track record, they also found convicted felon former President Trump leading President Biden by the same 54 to 46 margin, which is pretty close to Ohio’s 53.3 percent Trump to 43.2 percent Biden result in 2020, so maybe they know their stuff and aren’t just making shit up like some other pollsters we know. Plus the name “National Public Affairs” sounds kind of venerable and institution-ish. Then again so do the “Heritage Foundation” and “Federal Society.”

.@RepJeffries you need to check your sources and stop lying to the American people because you and @JoeBiden are losing Black men.

I didn't say that.

This is what I said 👇🏿 https://t.co/ZE6Qaqoadz pic.twitter.com/GoPh5HnsJM

— Byron Donalds (@ByronDonalds) June 5, 2024

There was a lot of dumb shit said in the New York Times’s focus group of 11 undecided voters reacting to fat former President Trump’s felony conviction, moderated by Kevin McCarthy’s former roommate, Republican pollster Frank Luntz. On net it probably wasn’t good for Trump if this is what few remaining undecided voters nationally are thinking as five said they would vote for Biden, three for Trump, two for Robert F Brainworms Jr, and one said she would stay home if the election were held tomorrow. But a lot of it was still fucking stupid, mostly on the part of the MAGA curious.

One of the Trump-leaners said he’s mad the jury convicted Trump because they “they listened to witnesses like Cohen and took him at his word.” Another Trump guy, who’s waiting to see who Donald picks as a running mate, called the fat bastard “an antihero,” explaining it as “Trump is not a moral compass to a lot of his supporters. He’s the bad guy that’ll do things on our behalf. He’s the Tony Soprano or the Walter White.” Apparently reacting to Biden’s response to the verdict, one of the RFK Jr leaners said “Well, I would say Biden now is off the table after today, but I think today’s action… I think Biden looks ungracious and looks incredibly weak to me. I can envision a scenario where a lot of undecideds who maybe won’t pull the lever for Trump run to Robert Kennedy Jr.”

The funniest takeaway from the verdict: “I want a president who’s going to be able to cover up a $130,000 bribe to Daniels. If he can’t pull that off, I’m not going to trust him with the nuclear football. This seems like such an easy thing for him to screw up. I’m kind of leaning toward Biden now.”

Speaker Mike Johnson on Wednesday appointed MAGA Congressmen Scott Perry, who is still under federal criminal investigation for his involvement in the post-2020 election coup attempt, and Ronny “Dr Feelgood” Jackson, the unstable former White House physician who handed out Adderall and Xanax like they were candy to his fellow Trump minions, to the House Intelligence Committee which is kind of an important panel tasked with taking the job seriously, Politico’s Olivia Beavers reports.

Perhaps wanting to spare a fellow Black congressman some embarrassment, or maybe not since everyone already knows who it is anyway so what’s the difference, House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries on Wednesday made it known that the Jim Crow era was not actually great for Black families.

After days of delays and probably maybe more than a little apprehension on the part of the two astronauts who might’ve read up on some of the recent engineering issue’s with the company’s products, Boeing’s Starliner spacecraft launched from Cape Canaveral Wednesday, per NASA.

“We have liftoff! The United Launch Alliance Atlas V rocket, carrying Boeing’s Starliner spacecraft and NASA astronauts Butch Wilmore, commander, and Suni Williams, pilot, are on a course to the International Space Station. The crew is on a roughly 25.5-hour journey with rendezvous and docking expected at 12:15 pm EDT, Thursday, June 6. The crew flight test mission makes history in several ways. As the first crewed launch of Boeing’s Starliner spacecraft, Williams is the first female astronaut to fly on the first flight of a crewed spacecraft,” wrote NASA’s media team in the update.

We have no sources indicating that a Boeing engineer put back in drafts an email to Reuters and other major media outlets linked to a Dropbox with 1.7 TB of internal communications about major safety defects in the Starliner’s design, removed the clip from his 9mm and placed it back in a drawer with the pistol while leaving out on the desk the bottle of bourbon he needed to keep his trigger hand steady. But painting that picture was a good way to fill space, and the astronauts still have about 25 hours to go before they can dock with the space station. A lot can happen.

“Pursuant to the Court’s March 8, 2024 Order on the Filing of Future Motions, the People respectfully submit this response to defendant’s June 3, 2024 request to terminate the Court’s March 26 and April 1 Orders restricting defendant’s extrajudicial statements. The People oppose any immediate termination of the Orders and agree with defendant’s proposal for further briefing. We request that the Court adopt the same briefing schedule that the Court set for all other post-trial motions, with defendant’s motion due on June 13 and the People’s response due by June 27.”

“Defendant’s letter asserts that the stated bases for the Court’s Orders no longer exist ‘because the trial has concluded.’ The Court’s Orders, however, were based not only on the need to avoid threats to the fairness of the trial itself, see March 26 Order at 3, but also on the Court’s broader ‘obligation to prevent actual harm to the integrity of the proceedings’; to protect ‘the orderly administration of this Court’; and to avoid ‘risk[s] to the administration of justice.’ Id. at 2-3; see also April 1 Order at 2-3 (tailored restrictions warranted to protect against defendant’s efforts to threaten ‘the integrity of the judicial proceedings,’ ‘interfere with the fair administration of justice,’ and ‘intimidate this Court’).”

“As the People will explain more fully in our written opposition to defendant’s forthcoming motion, these interests have not abated, and the Court has an obligation to protect the integrity of these proceedings and the fair administration of justice at least through the sentencing hearing and the resolution of any post-trial motions. The People’s opposition will address whether, if at all, it would be appropriate to tailor aspects of the Court’s Orders given the conclusion of the trial,” says the Manhattan District Attorney’s office in response to convicted felon former President Trump’s lawyers seeking a lift of Judge Juan Merchan’s gag order prohibiting the fat fuck from whining and shitposting about the witnesses, the judge’s family, and prosecution attorneys.

As an extra “fuck you,” the top signer on the letter to Merchan is Assistant DA Matt Colangelo, the former DOJ official at the center of the MAGA fantasy that this was a “Biden trial.”

What the hell’s going on with Newsmax morning guy Rob Schmitt? Did he mix up his medications or something? Why’s he trying to hold Nazi psychopath Andy Biggs motives to account over this freakout the House GOP are having over the tapes the interview between Biden and Robert Hur?

A British woman has been arrested on charges of assault by beating and criminal damage for throwing a milkshake at white nationalist UK candidate Nigel Farage, a Trump fanboy and former reality show contestant currently running for a Parliament seat in Essex, Sky News reports.

Details such as the flavor of the milkshake 25 year-old Victoria Bowen threw were not available.

Black MAGA Congressmen Byron Donalds and Wesley Hunt hosted a “cigars and cognac” event for Black men at a bar in Philly on Tuesday, inviting a Philadelphia Inquirer reporter who got Donalds on the record saying some, uh, pretty fucked up shit about the pre-Civil Rights era.

“You see, during Jim Crow, the Black family was together. During Jim Crow, more Black people were not just conservative – Black people have always been conservative-minded – but more Black people voted conservatively. And then [the former US Department of Health, Education and Welfare], Lyndon Johnson – you go down that road, and now we are where we are,” said Donalds.

The bar of course is located in one of Philly’s whitest, most conservative neighborhoods, as is the new “outreach office” whose opening Hunt and Donalds had attended earlier in the day. “The crowd at the office opening in a tight Holmesburg rowhouse, formerly an optometrist’s office, was diverse, but the census tract is 65 percent white, and the ward voted for Trump in 2020,” the Inquirer wrote.

Further down they mentioned that the sign-in sheet for the cognac bar event, which did draw a mostly Black crowd, showed about half of the signers had out-of-town addresses.

Joe Biden‘s smirk when asked about President Trump’s false NY conviction was a look of pure evil — using lawfare to go after his leading political opponent.

Third world dictatorships throw their opponents in jail. Now it happens in America. pic.twitter.com/uy96Ycn4nX

— Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 (@mtgreenee) June 5, 2024

In what could be seen as a symptom of his extreme paranoia, a precaution in response to real threats to his safety, or some combination thereof, Russian dictator Vladimir Putin has at least since last year taken to wearing body armor under his suit, the Moscow Times reports.

The most obvious public instance was at last month’s Moscow Victory Day parade. “This year on May 9, the chief was clearly wearing concealed body armor during the parade. And that precaution, I think, is necessary,” a Russian official told the Times. “God protects the cautious,” said another.

Majorities of voters who turned out in Gregory, Haakon, and Tripp counties in South Dakota rejected bans on the use of electronic ballot tabulators Tuesday, the Argus Leader reports on yet another defeat for the “Stop the Steal” douchebags after nearly four years of misery for them.

Tripp County Auditor Barb Sersa welcomed the win, but did not expect the “hand count only” assholes to give up the fight to make her job harder with the unrealistic demands. “It’s just such a hassle. I’m sure they’ll keep fighting. It’s so much work for my office and my girls, and the stress is just so much. It can be highly frustrating on our end,” Sersa told the Leader. Though the wins were clear enough, turnout was low for the concurrent primaries in the three counties – between 34 and 40 percent – and the conspiracy freaks will probably try again if and when they can.

“We’ve lost a battle, but the war still goes on as far as the hand count goes,” said MAGA activist Steve McCance, who led the petition drive for the referendum in Gregory County.

A Cape May, New Jersey real estate developer beat Trump-endorsed MAGA candidate Christine Serrano-Glassner to take the Republican New Jersey Senate nomination, dealing another blow to the armor of Donald Trump among traditional moderate Republicans.

In a battle of two largely self-funded candidates, Curtis Bashaw spent more than $1.4 million to defeat Serrano-Glassner, who didn’t even shell out one-third of that to buy the nomination, according to the New Jersey Globe.  The political neophyte’s victory is even more hurtful to Trump because Bashaw entered the late race and quickly secured top-line status on the ballot in eleven heavily populated counties.  New Jersey’s county Party leaders get to decide who appears on the top line of the ballot, giving that character a defacto endorsement and a major advantage.

Bashaw will now take on popular Congressman Andy Kim and guy who says the gold bars belong to his wife Bob Menendez, if Menendez isn’t convicted in his ongoing corruption trial.  Menendez’s son, Robert, easily won his Congressional Democratic primary for reelection to his 8th District seat.

Tim Sheehy–either an irresponsible Navy SEAL with a weapon or a clumsy camper with a weapon who may or may not have shot himself in Afghanistan or at a national park–won the Republican nomination for the US Senate seat for Montana, according to the New York Times.  Sheehy will take on Democrat Jon Tester in one of the key races that could determine control of the Senate.

Exciting things are happening at the Endocrine Society’s annual meeting in Boston, and we’re not being completely sarcastic.  In fact, a drug in Phase 2b clinical trials with hundreds of volunteers may lead to the first effective male topical birth control, the Washington Post reports.

The daily-treatment gel, made from the progestin medication segesterone acetate and testosterone, was shown to reduce sperm production twice as quickly as other experimental treatments.  The study of 222 men showed that 86% had significantly reduced sperm production by as much as 95%, leaving fewer than one million little swimmers per milliliter.  Now researchers just have to figure out how to signal to a potential partner that he is telling the truth about taking the sperm-reducing birth control cream, like a spontaneous tattoo on the groin.  “So, I see your treatment is up-to-date.  Good for you.”

“Now we have the President of the United States going, ‘Gosh, look, he is now, he’s a convicted felon and now you have to vote for me,'” monotone podcaster Tudor Dixon drones.  “I mean, this is one step away from Alexei Navalny.”