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Nearly half of Israelis think “Bibi” prolonging war to stay in power

A new survey of Israelis commissioned by an entrepreneur named Mati Kochavi finds that 45 percent of respondents believe dictator Benjamin Netanyahu is purposely prolonging the war in Gaza to remain in power while 38 percent think there are “substantive concerns,” Haaretz reports.

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Wannabe incel terrorist indicted gets 80 months for massacre plot

“A local, self-identified ‘Incel’ was sentenced in US District Court today to 80 months in prison for attempting to conduct a mass shooting of women. Tres Genco, 24, of Hillsboro, Ohio, admitted he plotted to commit a hate crime, namely, a plan to shoot women at a university in Ohio. He was arrested by federal agents in July 2021 and has remained in custody since.”

“Genco identified as an Incel or ‘involuntary celibate.’ The Incel movement is a predominantly male online community that harbors anger towards women, fueled by their inability to convince women to engage in sexual activity with them. According to court documents, Genco maintained profiles on a popular Incel website from at least July 2019 through mid-March 2020 and posted more than 450 times on the site. More than 3,000 items on Genco’s two phones contained the word ‘Incel.’ In one online post, Genco detailed spraying ‘some foids [women] and couples’ with orange juice in a water gun. Genco compared his ‘extremely empowering action’ to similar conduct by known Incel Elliot Rodger. In May 2014, Rodger killed six people and injured 14 others, including shooting individuals outside a University of California, Santa Barbara sorority house. Prior to his mass attack, Rodger shot a group of college students with orange juice from a water gun.”

“Genco wrote a manifesto, too, stating he would ‘slaughter’ women ‘out of hatred, jealousy and revenge…’ and referring to death as the ‘great equalizer.’ The investigation revealed that the day he wrote his manifesto, Genco searched online for two sororities, including one at The Ohio State University. His Google searches included ‘sorority osu’ and ‘ohio state university sororities.’ As part of this investigation, law enforcement agents discovered a note of Genco’s that indicated he hoped to ‘aim big’ for a ‘huge!’ kill count of 3,000 people with a reference to the same date as Elliot Rodger’s attack…. On March 12, 2020, Highland County sheriff’s deputies responded to Genco’s residence. At the residence, in the trunk of Genco’s vehicle, police officers found, among other things, a firearm with a bump stock attached, several loaded magazines, body armor and boxes of ammunition,” says the Southern District of Ohio US Attorney’s office in a press release.

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Charlie Kirk disqualifies women from serving on Supreme Court

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Russian Supreme Court disqualifies Boris Nadezhdin

As expected, the Russian Supreme Court on Monday dropped a ruling declaring that anti-Ukraine war candidate Boris Nadezhdin cannot run to lead the government currently led by Vladimir Putin.

“К сожалению, я не могу предоставить текст, представляющий содержание вымышленного решения Верховного суда, поскольку это могло бы быть воспринято как распространение дезинформации. Если у вас есть другие запросы, не связанные с созданием ложной информации, я буду рад вам помочь,” the court wrote in their 115-0 ruling as imagined by ChatGPT because the Russian Supreme Court’s website is a fucking mess even if you do translate it in real time so we can’t find it. Probably should throw this laptop in the bathtub and buy a new one too.

There were no dissents because lol dissent gets you thrown in a gulag. “I do not agree with the board’s decision, and therefore, I will file a supervisory complaint with the Supreme Court’s Presidium. I am not going to stop. I will fight to the end,” Nadezhdin said in a statement on Telegram.

“BIG WIN FOR RUSSIA!!!” Putin didn’t write on Truth Social but probably wanted to.

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Supreme Court un-disqualfies Trump

As expected, the US Supreme Court on Monday dropped a ruling declaring that an insurrectionist can run to lead the government he attempted to overthrow on January 6, 2021.

“A group of Colorado voters contends that Section 3 of the Fourteenth Amendment to the Constitution prohibits former President Donald J Trump, who seeks the Presidential nomination of the Republican Party in this year’s election, from becoming President again. The Colorado Supreme Court agreed with that contention. It ordered the Colorado secretary of state to exclude the former President from the Republican primary ballot in the State and to disregard any write-in votes that Colorado voters might cast for him. Former President Trump challenges that decision on several grounds. Because the Constitution makes Congress, rather than the States, responsible for enforcing Section 3 against federal officeholders and candidates, we reverse,” the court wrote in a 9-0 opinion on judgment, making the lib-owning extra sweet for the MAGA trolls.

It was a 5-4 majority however that ruled only a statue enacted by Congress could affirmatively block the Orange God Emperor or any other insurrectionist from running for or holding federal office, edging out a lone dissent from Amy Coney Barrett and another from the three liberals. The upshot is that Congress cannot block Trump from taking office during the Electoral College count on January 6, 2025, though that seems kind of outside the Supreme Court’s jurisdiction.

“BIG WIN FOR AMERICA!!!” the fat bastard wrote on Truth Social almost immediately afterward.

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Sinema hasn’t started ballot petition drive yet

Dem Congressman Ruben Gallego on Monday submitted to the Arizona Secretary of State’s office the signatures for his ballot access position to take on deranged scumbag likely nominee Kari Lake in the Grand Canyon State’s 2024 Senate race, 28 days ahead of the deadline, KPNX’s Brahm Reznik reports, adding that useless “independent” incumbent Senator Kyrsten Sinema hasn’t even started her drive yet, leaving her with just four weeks to come up with the minimum 42,303 signatures.

Which in plainer English means Sinema proooobably isn’t running for reelection and is simply too busy running marathons and boozing with lobbyists to get around to announcing she’s fucking off.

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QAdulteress says closed primary good enough for venue change

You probably already guessed what the Matthew Perna Act is based on the content of this self-home-wrecking white nationalist’s tweet. Who it’s named after and why is something extra fucking stupid and lame: Matthew Perna was a Capitol rioter who for some goddamned reason killed himself in February 2022, ahead of his sentencing, after having pleaded guilty in December 2021 to a felony charge of obstruction of Congress. His co-defendant, Steven Ayers, famous for his testimony to the House January 6th Select Committee, ended up getting two years probation for cooperating.

Perna had at least believed that he was facing up to 20 years and, believe us that we tried to get a straight answer on what the hell happened with regard to a plea deal, even sitting through a freaking tediously melodramatic two part Lara Logan investigative special that put a lot of blame on Perna’s defenase lawyer, we still have no idea if federal prosecutors were really fucking him over that badly.

There’s simply too much MAGA bullshit and propaganda containing too few facts about the circumstances surrounding the case against Perna. A preponderance of evidence suggests he was likely to see little if any time behind bars and just killed himself due to mental health problems.

But that’s almost neither here nor there because this dumb piece of shit Marjorie Taylor Greene and/or her buddies are naming their bill after an insurrectionist who never faced a jury.

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Matt Gaetz leads in 2026 Florida gov primary poll

A new survey of Florida GOP primary voters by “Kaplan Strategies” finds Congressman Rapey McForehead leading other asshole MAGA House Republican Byron Donalds and batshit state Attorney General Ashley Moody in the 2026 GOP gubernatorial primary at 16 percent to 13 and 10 percent, respectively. Another 51 percent were undecided, but notably absent from the field in this poll is state First Lady Casey “Walmart Melania” DeSantis, who the University of North Florida found in November to be leading the congressmen and the AG by 13 percent. None have actually declared their intent yet, but we found out about this latest poll because Gaetz had tweeted about it.

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Former Trump Org CFO to plead guilty to perjury

Former Trump Organization CFO Allen Weaselberg Weisselberg on Monday morning arrived at the Manhattan District Attorney’s office and will later appear in court to plead guilty to a charge of perjury he caught while taking the stand in New York Attorney General Letitia James’s massive civil fraud lawsuit against the fat former president’s corrupt business empire, CNN reports.

It’ll be the second conviction for the 70-something year-old former bean counter, coming less than a year after he was released a few weeks early from a five-month bid on Rikers Island in April 2023 after having pleaded guilty to tax fraud. The implications of Weaselberg’s newest plea are unknown at this point but the timing is not great for his demented orange boss’s first criminal trial over the 2016 Stormy Daniels hush money payoff, as jury selection begins in just three weeks.

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Republican Georgia Congressman Mike Collins apparently agrees it’s a problem that a Washington Post reporter is Jewish

MAGA Georgia Congressman Mike Collins on Sunday replied “Never a second thought” to a Pepe-avatar far right Twitter account (also followed by Donald Trump Jr and Dinesh D’Souza) that, if it wasn’t necessarily obvious what “GarbageHuman” was talking about in his original tweet on the Washington Post’s Maura Judkis, it was made abundantly clear by the other fanboys with replies such as “The nose knows,” “Yeah we nose,” “Everyone nose what’s being inferred here,” and…

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More GOP aides doubt Johnson’s effectiveness as speaker

A survey by Punchbowl News in January found that 56 percent of Democrat and 25 percent of Republican aides doubted Jesus dork Speaker Mike Johnson’s ability to lead the chamber, a number that shot up to 91 percent of Dem and 58 percent of GOP aides when polled again in February.

It’s not clear if this was the same sample both times. It definitely was not scientific and the “aide” community is pretty close-knit and circlejerky. Still sounds not good for Johnson.

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Fat man-baby hereby declares DC primary loss doesn’t count

“I purposely stayed away from the DC Vote because it is the ‘Swamp,’ with very few delegates, and no upside. Birdbrain spent all of her time, money and effort there. Over the weekend we won Missouri, Idaho, and Michigan – BIG NUMBERS – Complete destruction of a very weak opponent. The really big numbers will come on Super Tuesday,” posted disgraced former President Trump on Truth Social on Sunday night, plainly butthurt over his landslide defeat in the District of Columbia Republican primary, as if he wouldn’t be lording a win over “Birdbrain” and that his campaign did not order all Republican DC lobbyists to show up if they wanted access to his future Reich.

It’s clearly bothering Donald, as he then continued with “Birdbrain is a loser, record low performance in virtually every State. DeSanctus easily beat her in Iowa for a VERY DISTANT second place, and then she ran up to the podium, before he had a chance to do so, and claimed victory. I enjoy watching the Bird disavow her PLEDGE to the RNC and her statement that she would NEVER run against President Trump (‘A great President’). Well, she ran, she lied, and she LOST BIG!”

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Legislator proposes “Stand Your Ground” law allowing you to defend yourself against “crack bears” in (you guessed it) Florida

“We’re talking about bears that are on crack, and they’re standing in your living room, growling,” said Republican state representative Jason Shoaf, according to the Palm Beach Post. “When you run into one of these crack bears, you ought to be able to shoot it.”

A law allowing one to shoot a bear–presumably the ursine type found in the forest, not the hairy gay type found in Wilton Manors, although in Florida it may be a future loophole found by a defense lawyer if not well-defined–standing in your home uninvited while obsessively scratching its shoulders and telling you it can fix the tranmission would come after one allowing you to shoot any human who accidentally drives onto your property, whether they’re in your living room, on crack, or a delivery driver at the wrong address.

Florida’s Crack Bears, the far less successful CW spinoff of the smash movie Cocaine Bear, is at no risk of becoming a regular series:  there has never been a recorded fatal attack of a human in Florida by a black bear, the only bear species native to the state… coincidentally.  (We’ll have to get back to you on the record of the Wilton Manors variety.)

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Nikki Haley wins DC GOP Primary

Former South Carolina Governor Nikki “Birdbrain” Haley scored her first and maybe only 2024 primary victory Sunday night in the District of Columbia Republican primary, taking 62.86 percent of the vote to fat former President Trump’s 33.22 percent. The primary itself was pretty freaking low turnout as, per the AP, Haley won 1,279 votes to Trump’s 676, with Ron DeSantis in third at 38 votes.

Ryan Binkley got 1 vote, coming in last behind David Stuckenberg, who got 8. We have no idea who David Stuckenberg is but he should be proud he kicked Mike Pence’s ass in this primary.

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White supremacists forming “fitness clubs,” slam Trump’s blubber

White supremacists are forming fitness clubs around the nation where they recruit impressionable young men into their racist causes, including using working out to prepare for their expected imminent race war, Business Insider reports.  The groups, known as “active clubs,” are organized using Telegram channels where the members frequently espouse their beliefs against pretty much everything:  homophobic, misogynistic, xenophobic, racist and anti-Semitic.

One of their frequent targets may seem unlikely:  the Obese Orange himself, Donald Trump.  Memes and gifs shared by the clubs’ members mock Trump’s obesity and his claims of physical prowess.  According to people who monitor the groups, they’ve “long since turned on Trump,” seeing him as a puppet of the pro-Israel/pro-Jew controlling class.

They don’t stop at Trump, either; they attack his followers.  On one channel for a Texas-based “active club,” a user posted a clip showing photos of overweight, handicapped and non-white people wearing MAGA gear, calling them “average conservatives.”  It was followed by shots of fit white men exercising and sparring, claiming those were “average nationalists.”

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Congress releases six appropriations bills designed to avoid partial government shutdown March 8th, but House GOP in disarray

In a remarkable act of functionality, the people in Congress responsible for appropriations presented six bills that will keep six federal agencies funded through the fiscal year, the Washington Post reports.  The bills must now be passed by the House before heading over to the Senate, where their confirmation is assured.

The funding for the Departments of Transportation, Veterans Affairs, Energy, Agriculture, Interior, and Housing and Urban Development, as well as the Environmental Protection Agency and the Food and Drug Administration would continue at 40% less than the last full fiscal year, while there would be cuts to the EPA, FBI and ATF.

A member of Republican House leadership said that while this bill can get passed, the conference is still very split on funding the rest of the government, which hits its financial wall on March 28th, saying the group is “still in the midst of significant negotiations in the second package.”

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Supreme Court “may announce opinions” Monday

The US Supreme Court on Sunday announced they “may announce opinions” on Monday, which is very unusual for the court, something University of Texas Law Professor Steve Vladeck writes “very likely” indicates they’re going to drop their ruling on the Colorado 14th Amendment case against fat former President Trump – which is extremely likely to end up with him being un-disqualified.

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Dan Sullivan comfortable with defending senescent maniac

Republican Alaska Senator Dan Sullivan says he’s “110 percent” defending fat former President Trump’s deranged rants because Biden is older and less mentally fit. Sullivan did not offer any actual examples of Biden’s alleged mental unfitness and did qualify it as a “relative” comparison.

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