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Russian Black Sea fleet commander canceled in missile strike: Kyiv

Ukraine’s Special Forces on Monday claimed that Admiral Viktor Sokolov, commander of the Russian Navy’s Black Sea Fleet, was among the dozens of officers canceled in the Friday missile strike on the fleet’s headquarters in the Crimean port city of Sevastopol, the Kyiv Post reports.

“Updated information on the losses of the enemy as a result of the SSO special operation to destroy the large landing ship, Minsk, and the HQ of the Black Sea Fleet of the Russian Federation. After the defeat of the headquarters of the Black Sea Fleet of the Russian Federation, 34 officers, including the commander of the Black Sea Fleet of the Russian Federation, died. The headquarters building cannot be restored,” Ukrainian Special Operations wrote in the Telegram post, which probably could’ve been translated better, but who are we to complain about good news being written badly?

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Sinema pitches donors on 2024 reelection bid

A two-page “prospectus” headlined “Kyrsten’s Path to Victory” distributed to donors and obtained by NBC News reveals that mostly useless “independent” Arizona Senator Kyrsten Sinema is considering running for reelection, claiming that if “parties nominate extremists, as expected, Kyrsten will win a majority of IND, at least a third of REP and a percentage of DEM voters – making her the first Independent to win a three-way statewide race in American history.”

Yeah. If she wants to run again maybe she should just go ahead and do it instead of dicking around with a “prospectus” which is just… How the hell does she think she’s going to peel off a third of Republican voters and “10 to 20 percent of Democrats” if it’s not at all an “extremist” Ruben Gallego and actual fucking “extremist” Kari Lake, “as expected”? There’s no scenario in which Sinema wins a second term to the US Senate. That ship has sailed on the winds of her perfidy. If Sinema wants to be useful for once in her self-ruined career she should run again and spend every single moment attacking Kari Lake whilst praising Gallego as a respectable and worthy public servant.

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Trashelle’s husband trashes Louisiana AG over Lewandowski hire

We should preface this with a little background info: Former Trump 2016 campaign manager Corey Lewandowski has a very well-earned reputation as a complete piece of shit, even above and beyond what the title of “Trump 2016 campaign manager” would imply on its own. He’s been very credibly alleged to have affairs with longtime Trump aide Hope Hicks and South Dakota Gov Kristi Noem, was arrested in 2016 for manhandling a female Breitbart reporter, got fired three months later, and in 2018 nearly got into a fistfight with then-White House Chief of Staff John Kelly in the West Wing.

Then in 2021 Trump fired Lewandowski again from his job running a Trump PAC after a woman named Trashelle Odom filed a criminal complaint with the Las Vegas Metro Police over an incident at a fundraiser for Noem. Per Trashelle’s statement, Lewandowski bragged about stabbing two people to death, the first one was when he was 10 years old, that his “dick is four inches bigger than a normal dick,” and had groped her repeatedly. Lewandowski ended up taking a non-plea deal on a sexual harassment count in 2022, by which time he’d already been re-hired again by Fat Donald.

Recently Lewandoski was detailed to hardcore Trump fanboy and Louisiana Attorney General Jeff Landry’s gubernatorial campaign ahead of this November’s election, much to the displeasure of Trashelle’s husband, big-time Republican donor John Odom. Politico reports that not only is John demanding Landry’s campaign “immediately” return the more than $100,000 he donated, he’s also “urging the voters of Louisiana to reject Landry at the polls,” and that hiring the notorious scumbag Lewandowski makes it “obvious that [Landry] is not the kind of leader that Louisiana needs.”

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Bull wins fight

A bull notched a major win against his human opponents during in a run in the town of Pobla de Farnals in Valencia, Spain on Saturday, scoring one dead and another severely wounded during the annual Sant Francesc Festival weekend’s humans vs steer face-off, Global247News.com reports.

The bull, named Cocinero and representing the Luis Algarra ranch, had cornered the two hapless Spaniards outside of a barricaded alcove where other “rodinero” enthusiasts had safely escaped to during the deliberately incited ritual bovine rampage. Both were severely gored, with the deceased man taking the horns in the torso and the survivor sustaining the blows to his legs.

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Orange Warlord commands Republicans to sue to halt Pennsylvania governor’s automatic voter registration program

“Pennsylvania is at it again! The Radical Left Governor, Josh Shapiro, has just announced a switch to Automatic Voter Registration, a disaster for the Election of Republicans, including your favorite President, ME! This is a totally Unconstitutional Act, and must be met harshly by Republican Leadership in Washington and Pennsylvania. Likewise, the RNC, and Ronna McDaniel, must spend their time working on this, instead of meaningless Debates where I am up by more than 50 points.”

“Pennsylvania, Michigan, Georgia, Arizona, Wisconsin, and others, are far more important than ‘Aida,’ Sloppy Chris, Lyin’ Mike Pence, Nikki ‘Birdbrain’ Haley, Ron (‘Dead Campaign’) DeSanctimonious, and the others. Start suing now, & get the right lawyers this time! The Pennsylvania Republican Party must likewise not let this happen. It will be a disaster for our Nation, which is being destroyed by these Lunatics, Marxists, & Fascists, whose only real ability is to CHEAT on Elections,” writes twice-impeached and four-times indicted former President Trump in a 12:16 AM Truth Social post.

Way to Streisand Effect this. It’s already a thing in 24 states (plus Washington, DC), including Georgia, Michigan, and Nevada which just might kind of indicate it’s not “totally unconstitutional” at all and there’s no point in trying to block it in court. Unless he wants the GOP to draw more attention to his fear of more people getting registered to vote. Then by all means they should go ahead.

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Cuban embassy targeted in Molotov attack

Some anti-communist maniac threw at least two Molotov cocktails at the Cuban embassy in DC late Sunday night, the Cuban Minister of Foreign Affairs said in a statement to ABC News. “The Cuban Embassy staff have not been injured,” the statement said of the second attack since 2020, when shots were fired at the building. “The anti-Cuban groups resort to terrorism when feeling they enjoy impunity, something that Cuba has repeatedly warned the US authorities about.”

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Writers Guild reaches tentative deal with studios

The Writers Guild of America has reached a very favorable tentative deal with the studios, essentially ending a strike that began about five months ago.  According to the New York Times, the Guild told members that they would vote on the deal this week and all picketing should stop.  The deal does not mean that productions in Hollywood and elsewhere will restart because the Screen Actors Guild is still on strike.

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Gosar newsletter is low on Congressional news, big on crazy

Republican Arizona Congressman Paul Gosar is batshit crazy, without a doubt.  But it really comes through when you read his weekly newsletter.  Using his official House server account, Gosar goes on long, incoherent rants about border security and how, he claims, President Biden is flying hundreds of thousands of “illegals” around the country.  He then goes on a diatribe about the people who are really to blame for the January 6th attacks:  the homosexuals.

After the riot was in full swing, the Chief’s request for National Guard was finally approved.   But even after approval was given, General Milley, the homosexual-promoting-BLM-activist Chairman of the military joint chiefs, delayed.  Of course, we now know that the deviant Milley was coordinating with Nancy Pelosi to hurt President Trump, and treasonously working behind Trump’s back.  In a better society, quislings like the strange sodomy-promoting General Milley would be hung.  He had one boss: President Trump, and instead he was secretly meeting with Pelosi and coordinating with her to hurt Trump.  That is, when he wasn’t also secretly coordinating and sharing intelligence with the Chinese military.   How this traitor remains in office is a question we need answered.

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Fuhrer vows to destroy lugenpresse

“They are almost all dishonest and corrupt, but Comcast, with its one-side and vicious coverage by NBC NEWS, and in particular MSNBC, often and correctly referred to as MSDNC (Democrat National Committee!), should be investigated for its ‘Country Threatening Treason.’ Their endless coverage of the now fully debunked SCAM known as Russia, Russia, Russia, and much else, is one big Campaign Contribution to the Radical Left Democrat Party. I say up front, openly, and proudly, that when I WIN the Presidency of the United States, they and others of the LameStream Media will be thoroughly scrutinized for their knowingly dishonest and corrupt coverage of people, things, and events.”

“Why should NBC, or any other of the corrupt & dishonest media companies, be entitled to use the very valuable Airwaves of the USA, FREE? They are a true threat to Democracy and are, in fact, THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE! The Fake News Media should pay a big price for what they have done to our once great Country!” writes fat former President Trump in another Truth Social meltdown.

Apologies for oversaturating on the Trump bullshit, however this does kind of need to be picked up to refresh everyone’s memory on the fat fuck’s constant threats against a free press during his failed four years in office… and that he probably just belatedly realized that he completely blew up his “advice of counsel” defense during last week’s interview with Kristen Welker, which is lol.

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MAGA Congressman Ralph Norman cites replacement theory as justification for letting government shut down next week

South Carolina Freedom Caucasian Ralph Norman thinks Biden’s “been giving Social Security numbers and driver’s licenses” to illegal immigrants to rig elections against Republicans, which is the reason he’s going to help make sure the government shuts down without a spending agreement.

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Orange Slob also doesn’t seem to want Menendez to quit

“Senate Democrats should all resign based on Senator Bob Menendez! They all knew what was going on, and the way he lived. Why doesn’t the FBI raid Senate Democrat’s homes like they illegally raided Mar-a-Lago, where nothing was done wrong based on the Presidential Records Act.”

“Menendez is a ‘piker’ compared to some of those Election Stealing THUGS. Can you imagine how much Crooked Joe Biden has stolen, and what’s in some of his many homes? The FBI and ‘Justice’ notified him that they would be going in to look,’in a few weeks.’ In other words, get rid of the cash, gold, & documents, ASAP, before we get there. They didn’t give me any warning, they just showed up. Hunter lived with Crooked Joe in Delaware. It would be a ‘Treasure Hunt!’ Crooked’s coffers must be loaded up with cash. I wonder how much they got paid for Rigging the Election? Menendez is one of many, a small timer at that. EVERY DEMOCRAT SHOULD RESIGN FROM THE SENATE! Our Border’s are Broken, our Election’s are Rigged. MAGA!” wrote Donald in a Sunday Truth Social post.

Worth noting that the FBI did in fact raid Menendez’s home last year, which is how they got the photos of the gold bars. It’s just that no reporters got wind of it and Menendez didn’t post anything about it immediately afterward like Trump did when they searched Mar-a-Lago last August.

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Santos doesn’t think Menendez should resign

George Santos didn’t go for it. He doesn’t think New Jersey Senator Robert Menendez should resign after his indictment showed pretty plainly that he accepted bribes. Color us mildly surprised that Georgie would sympathize with a Democrat in a similar legal predicament rather than just go with the usual song-and-dance like he did with that “WHERE’S HUNTER?” tweet the day after he was charged on 13 federal felony counts. His boss Kevin McCarthy saw it differently on Saturday, telling The Hill that Menedez “very much” should quit as the evidence “seems pretty black and white.” It was a switch from McCarthy’s reaction to Santos’s indictment, which was to do nothing.

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Why is “Election Interference” only cool when Republicans do it?

Like we’ve written before, the whole “IOKIYAR” (“It’s OK if you’re a Republican”) line is kind of almost cringe by this point. Nobody should be shocked that MAGA politicians and media figures have virtually no regard for any sort of moral or logical consistency in their words or actions and that reacting as if you think they should know better is often empowering to them.

Often. Mostly regarding cultural or economic issues that in the real world don’t lend themselves to absolutism, but are black and white in the MAGAverse. It’s hard to come away from an online exchange with some incel who claims crime there’s an “epidemic” of gender transitioning and “race indoctrination” in schools and feel like you’ve won, that you shut that son of a bitch up good.

Less and less these days though does it apply however in the trials and tribulations of the now eight-year presidential campaign of their savior, Donald J Trump. It used to be that they could just capitalize on the complexities of the “Russia Russia Russia hoax” to overwhelm you with falsehoods and say that because CNN and MSNBC hyped every minute development of the Mueller probe that any provable lies Fox News told were not only justified but required to level the playing field.

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Freedom Caucasian Jeff Duncan’s wife files for divorce, complaint says he went from “Faith and Freedom BBQ” to go bang lobbyist

Republican South Carolina Congressman Jeff Duncan, whose website touts his support for “traditional family values,” is seeing the end of his decidedly non-traditional marriage – the kind where he has sex with other women and doesn’t tell his wife – as Melody Duncan on Friday filed for divorce from the six-term Freedom Caucasian, The Greenwood Index-Journal reports.

Melody’s complaint specifically cites the 2020 election objector leaving a “Faith and Freedom BBQ” event late last month to go sex up DC lobbyist Liz Williams at the pad they share together. Duncan “has admitted this adulterous relationship to many other people, including the parties’ sons and members of his staff,” the complaint reads, adding that the dapper dog’s reputation for fucking around is “widely known in political circles of South Carolina and Washington DC.”

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Matt Gaetz just a little too blunt with Maria Bartiromo

Batshit Fox News conspiracy theorist Maria Bartiromo was less than pleased with Matt Gaetz being a little too honest about the progress – and really a lack thereof – made so far in the House GOP’s investigations of the Biden Administration and other obsessions, specifically Jim Jordan’s failed “Weaponization” subcommittee. “None of those things are deliverables,” Gaetz said of the effort and the impeachment “inquiry,” which was like a gut punch to Bartiromo, whose programming all year, six days a week, has been just endless promises of a “smoking gun” right around the corner.

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Trump 53 – Biden 38 among 18-35 year olds: ABC News/WP Poll

A new survey by ABC News and the Washington Post finds fat former President Trump up by 15 points over President Biden in a 2024 matchup among respondents in the 18 to 35 year old respondents in the sample, exposing a serious danger for the incumbent in a key demographic.

Ahem. Seriously, do not worry about this result. It’s complete bullshit. That they would even publish it with that garbage finding speaks to something deeply wrong with how the mainstream media conducts polls these days. Now that doesn’t mean the race won’t be too close for comfort, but in no universe does Trump hold the prohibitive lead the “horserace” circlejerkers and their allies on the right want you to believe – that it’s “not an outlier” and to abandon all hope for the future.

ABC’s write-up goes on at length over-explaining why they published these findings, almost like they’re trying to convince themselves. “In one example of message-sending, among people who say Trump should be prohibited by the US Constitution from serving again as president, 18 percent also support him over Biden for 2024. Such people seem to be expressing their antipathy toward Biden, not their support for Trump,” they write with all the confidence of a pimply middle schooler trying to get people to read the Harry Potter fan fiction story they spent months working on.

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Durbin refuses to call on DINO Menendez to resign

Asked by CNN’s Dana Bash on Sunday if he would call on scumbag DINO New Jersey Senator Bob Menendez to resign after his second major federal indictment, Senate Judiciary Committee Chair and Majority Whip Dick Durbin refused, saying only “these are indictments that under the rule of law that have to be proven” and blah blah blah. Such an easy test and the fucking worm failed.

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Buttigieg calls out GOP lack of support for infrastructure

Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg rightly notes that while Republicans are complaining–and blaming him–about everything from a privately-owned railcar overturning on a privately-owned section of track to airline delays caused by their proprietary scheduling system to, well, potholes, the GOP insists on cutting the funding needed to address the issues the federal government *is* responsible for–while complaining about the lack of advancement in those systems, as well.

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China has more than 7 million vacant homes

China has an excess supply of one commodity that the US needs but can’t import, not because of tariffs or trade wars, but because shipping costs would be prohibitive:  China has more than seven billion square feet of unoccupied housing in the country, the equivalent of more than 7.2 million average homes, CNN reports.

The excess stock has led to a prolonged two-year slump in China’s normally robust property markets.  A number of prominent real estate developers are teetering on the edge of bankruptcy because of the debts incurred carrying vacant properties.

“How many vacant homes are there now? Each expert gives a very different number, with the most extreme believing the current number of vacant homes are enough for 3 billion people,” said He Keng, 81, a former deputy head of the statistics bureau.  “That estimate might be a bit much, but 1.4 billion people probably can’t fill them.”

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Texas GOP seeks heads of upstarts who sought justice after Ken Paxton acquitted on all impeachment charges

The Texas GOP, siding with allegedly corrupt state Attorney General Ken Paxton, is out for revenge against the rebellious faction of the Party who sought to hold Paxton to a modicum of justice for his corrupt acts.

Per the Texas Scorecard, a state news outlet, the Texas State Republican Executive Committee passed a resolution by a 58-2 vote calling for the Speaker of the State House Dade Phelan to step down from his leadership role after Paxton was acquitted on all 16 charges by the state senate.  Phelan had already been sanctioned by his county Party organization.

This action comes a day after the same state committee voted to censure Republican state rep Andrew Murr, who led the House Board of Managers investigation.  After Paxton was acquitted, Murr seemed to know the writing was on the wall, according to TheTexan.com: “We always knew that a two-thirds vote of the Senate, as required by the Texas Constitution, would be a challenging threshold to meet, especially in light of the millions of dollars that Mr. Paxton’s apologists have spent to influence and intimidate Texas senators and Texas constituents,” Murr said.  “Still as chairman of the House Board of Managers, we presented because it demonstrates considerable uncontested, uncontroverted evidence of Mr. Paxton’s corruption.”

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