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Lots of buzz something after first big GOP debate whatever standout moments from candidates on something stage whatever breakout star Vivek Ramaswamy big moment Chris Christie something top takeaways from mainstream media pundits whatever trending. “Whatever the buzz takeaways from debate night coverage shows, it’s still Donald Trump’s party,” say Chuck Todd and Axios something Punchbowl whatever with hot takeaways and play-by-play from expert debate watchers.

Nikki Haley. Pence big moment saying same shit he always did whatever getting lots of buzz. DeSantis something sucked as expected whatever needed big breakout moments and buzz but whatever lol didn’t happen. Biggest storyline of night was Donald Trump not being there whatever did stupid deranged Tucker interview lots of insane bullshit instead. “It’s still Donald Trump’s party,” say Chuck Todd again to reinforce whatever important opinion something. Doug Burgum whatever.

Notorious F.A.T. aka Orange Shorty Shroom aka Prezident Cheato has told Atlanta’s hip hop lawya Drew Findling to peace tha fuck out, CNN reporta Kristen Holmes just blasted out on that racist LSD freak’s social media network. Trumpicana Phatass now says he’s bein repped by some cracka named Steve Sadow when he show up to court on Thursday. “I have been retained to represent President Trump in the Fulton County, Georgia case. The President should never have been indicted. He is innocent of all the charges brought against him,” says Sadow in a weak-ass statement.

Ahem… Yeah it’s always a great sign when you have to fire your lawyer and find a new one hours before you have to show up in court. We would have to wonder if it had to do with Findling’s 2020 campaign donation to Fani Willis, but that was reported a week ago. So who the hell knows.

Spandex-wearing grapple freak Congressman Jim Jordan is expected to do what he always does and interfere in a legitimate criminal investigation into his messiah, fat former President Trump by opening his own into Fulton County, Georgia District Attorney Fani Willis, CNN reports on what everyone should’ve seen coming on the day the Orange God Emperor is to surrender in Atlanta.

The song and dance will include subpoenas on whether Willis coordinated in any way with the Justice Department and/or used federal funds to prosecute Trump and 18 of his minions because that’s really the only way Jordan can act like it’s his business to run interference for Donald.

Jordan’s lame attempt to do the same to Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg earlier this year failed after former deputy Mark Pomerantz pleaded the Fifth to protect the integrity of the investigation, while the efforts to kneecap Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith’s twin federal cases against Orange Fatass are – to our knowledge – virtually nonexistent at this point.

Authorities in Hawaii are at the point where they’re going to have to go ahead and release the names of those they believe still missing after the horrific wildfire that wiped out the historic town of Lahaina killing at least 115 earlier this month, deciding that the need to have people who may still be alive on the list to come forward outweighs the insensitivity of skipping a formal notification of those whose loved ones indeed perished in the conflagration, Hawaii News Now reports.

Officials are optimistic the move will significantly weed down the 1,000+ unaccounted for and allow them to come up with a more realistic toll once people come forward. A similar situation happened in the weeks and months after the formerly deadliest blaze of the 21st century, the 2018 Camp Fire in Paradise, California. As many as 1,000 were thought missing after that fire but the number eventually went down to 85 after officials published a list and those unaccounted for came forward.

A Delaware judge on Wednesday ruled against far right propaganda network Newsmax in their bid to narrow the lawsuit brought against them by voting tech company Smartmatic, CNN reports on another tick of the clock toward their likely total destruction at the hands of a jury.

One of the suspects named in a 2018 election interference indictment brought by a federal grand jury impaneled by former special counsel Robert Mueller has remained a fugitive from justice ever since is now even further away from seeing the inside of an American federal courtroom.

Well some other stuff happened with Yevgeny Prigozhin in the last five years leading up to[ let’s not even consider that it was a fucking accident when he died in a fiery plane crash earlier on Wednesday] but before the son of a bitch was a brutal mercenary warlord and a would-be Julius Caesar to Vladimir Putin’s Pompey, he was the scourge of the American political internet with his vast army of trolls helping to stir shit with domestic MAGA mind-slaves to the point where they were scarcely distinguishable from one another during the early-to-mid Trump years.

So yes. While Prigozhin’s more recent history with the invasion of Ukraine is more salient and rightly so at the forefront of most coverage of his demise, we’d been “acquainted” with him for far longer. In a way you could say this National Zero’s got a little of his digital DNA in it: Without his legions of underpaid English-speaking propagandists flooding one particular site on Disqus you may not have seen two red-blooded American shitposters enjoying savaging them so much they took it to the next level by launching this superior product. With that we thank Yevgeny for doing his part in making us harder and meaner than even his most evil underlings and wish his soul the best in Hell.

Post-debate analysis following the first Presidential nominee get-together in Milwaukee.  Some news made by people who won’t see a new elected office next November, but otherwise, just a sparring round as candidates felt each other out.

Doug Burgum:  He succeeded:  he got his name out.  Came closest to going completely off the rails when his closing speech went awry.

Asa Hutchinson: Got a big hit with his anti-abortion stand until you realize Arkansas has the highest maternal mortality rate in the country.  Other than that, largely faded out.

Tim Scott: Good and direct without getting dirty.  Showed up, got to the plate, popped out.

Eight people enter. Eight people leave. Let’s face it: nothing’s going to be won or lost at tonight’s GOP Presidential Debate, hosted by the Fox propaganda network in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. While nothing will be decided, a lot of mud will be slung, and the character of the candidates’ campaigns will emerge. Join us as we watch contestants North Dakota Governor Doug Burgum, former Arkansas Governor Asa Hutchinson, South Carolina Senator Tim Scott, former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, former UN Ambassador Nikki Haley, former Vice President Mike Pence, disrupter Vivek Ramaswamy and Florida Governor Ron DeSantis vie for second place after what’s-his-name.

Ep. 19 Debate Night with Donald J Trump pic.twitter.com/ayPfII48CO

— Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) August 24, 2023

Wednesday’s GOP Presidential Debate will be the first time a number of these candidates will be seen by voters nationwide–or for Doug Burgum, maybe even in his own state.  Here’s a handy guide for what can help and hurt each’s campaign, as well as a recommended “shot word” for the inevitable drinking game these jungle debates typically require.

Doug Burgum: DO say your name frequently so people figure out who you are.  DON’T put too much weight on that leg.  Shot Word:  “Energy”

Asa Hutchinson: DO stress your long-standing conservative credentials and record in Arkansas.  DON’T let the audience confuse you with Mike Pence.  Shot Word:  “Normal”

Tim Scott: DO continue kowtowing to the evangelical right to solidify that bloc of your base.  DON’T pretend the current rendition of the GOP will vote you to the top of the ticket.  Shot Word:  “God”

Trump minion Harrison Floyd, one of the Orange Warlord’s 18 co-conspirators indicted in Fulton County, Georgia this month for his involvement in the harassment campaign against innocent election worker Ruby Freeman, was arrested earlier this year after becoming violent during a confrontation with FBI agents who showed up at his home in Rockville, Maryland to serve a subpoena to testify to Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith’s federal grand jury investigating Floyd’s involvement in the Trump Regime’s coup attempt, the Washington Post reports.

According to an arrest affidavit, Floyd, a former Marine who hasn’t yet surrendered to jail in Fulton County, became extremely belligerent toward FBI agents who knocked on his door with a subpoena on February 23rd. “Bro I don’t even know who you are. You’re two random guys who are following me up here, into my house, with my daughter. You’re not showing me a fucking badge, you haven’t shown me shit. Get the fuck away from me,” Floyd said to the agents who dropped the subpoena and left. Floyd then chased them outside and body checked one, screaming “WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?” Floyd was then cuffed by local cops and hit with at least one federal charge.

For a network that railed on Hunter Biden for lapse tax payments, Fox certainly seems to embrace Cornell West, the declared Democratic candidate so fringy, he won’t even top Marianne Williamson in Party polls. But West–who has a documented history of tax avoidance–has mastered the political art of not answering a problematic question.  He’s got a lot to learn from the master, Jim Jordan.

In response to Mark Meadows’ motion to move his RICO trial to federal court under the provision that allows people acting “under color” of their federal office should be tried in federal court, Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis noted that Meadows wasn’t acting as White House Chief of Staff and in fact, would have been violating federal law if he was acting in his capacity as Chief of Staff by meddling in Georgia’s vote count.

In his Notice, the defendant makes no mention of the fact that every single one of the activities giving rise to his indictment constitutes impermissible political activity which a Chief of Staff may not lawfully perform “under color of office.” As noted above, federal law forbids any employee of the executive branch from “us[ing] his official authority or influence for the purpose of interfering with or affecting the result of an election.” Federal employees are expressly prohibited from using their official title or position while participating in political activity, which is defined as activity directed toward the success or failure of a political party, partisan political group, or candidate for partisan political office

Around one hundred people were evacuated from the South Rim of the Grand Canyon due to flooding in the area after three inches of rain fell on the region near the canyon’s south entrance, the Washington Post reports.  Coconino County officials advised people to stay clear of the region around Tusayan at the South Rim because flash floods may trigger rock and mud slides.

US District Court Judge Steven Jones, an Obama appointee, has denied Trump Chief of Staff Mark Meadows emergency motions to nullify the Fulton County arrest warrant and to move to move the case to federal court:

Meadows alternatively requests that the Court enjoin District Attorney Fani Willis from enforcing the arrest warrant against him until after the August 28 evidentiary hearing. Doc. No. [17], 9–16. The Court denies this request. While Meadows’s imminent arrest may present an actual injury, there are strong countervailing reasons to not enjoin the state criminal proceedings[.]

Jones simply denied Meadows’ emergency motion to move everything regarding his case to federal court; Meadows can still refile the motion again at a later date under non-emergent circumstances.

Trump co-conspirators Kenneth Chesebro, Rudy Giuliani and Sidney Powell all had their mugshots taken at the Fulton County Jail on Wednesday, with fellow RICO defendant Jenna Ellis joining the Rogue’s Gallery after she was processed.

Robert Kennedy Jr.’s effort to force Google to repost two of his videos promoting medical disinformation was shut down by a federal judge on Wednesday who said even if Kennedy’s First Amendment argument applied to the private company, it still could have removed the content because it was disinformation, Politico stated.

Kennedy wanted Google, which owns YouTube, to restore two videos he posted that falsely claimed the coronavirus vaccines have significant complications; Kennedy argued Google removed the videos at the behest of the federal government.  However, Judge Trina Thompson, a Biden appointee, dismissed the motion, noting that Google is a private company that can make its own rules regarding moderation:  “The Court finds that the First Amendment claim is unlikely to succeed on the merits because Google and YouTube are not state actors.”

“The coronavirus still poses a health risk to certain individuals, and it would not serve the public interest to let medical misinformation proliferate on YouTube,” the judge added in her opinion, saying there is a “public interest of preventing the spread of illness and medical misinformation.”

Judge Lewis Kaplan rejected Donald Trump’s motion for a stay pending his appeal of the decision in the E. Jean Carroll defamation case, where Trump claimed “absolute immunity” from all legal issues because he at one point occupied the Oval Office.  Kaplan repeatedly noted that Trump’s defense in the case has already been rejected, but Trump and his attorneys continue to lob the same faulty arguments:

Indeed, many of Mr. Trump’s points in his current motion repeat almost verbatim those offered in his prior briefing in support of his assertion that presidential immunity is a non-waivable issue of subject matter jurisdiction. But he does not address any of this Court’s reasoning in rejecting his argument. Nor does he engage in any meaningful way with this Court’s conclusion that permitting him amend to raise his purported presidential immunity defense at this late date in any event would be futile because the defense is legally insufficient. His only other argument – that the Second Circuit has jurisdiction immediately to review the Court’s decision that he waived his presidential immunity defense – is irrelevant to the question of whether he has any significant likelihood of success on appeal.

In sum, Mr. Trump has not provided a single reason for the Court to find that there is any likelihood that he will succeed on appeal, let alone a “strong showing.” Accordingly, this factor weighs against Mr. Trump.

The Central Florida Tourism Oversight District, the organization tiny-minded and -shoed Republican Florida Governor Ron DeSantis designated to oversee the real estate controlled by the Disney corporation, anticipates spending nearly $6 million over through 2024 to defend its authoritarian dicta on the company, targeted because it stood up for LGBTQ rights threatened by the pocket autocrat.

According to Politico, the CFTOD announced at a public meeting that it has already spent more than $1.9 million in 2023 to defend DeSantis’s oppressive orders designed to punish the state’s largest employer, and it’s booking another $4.5 million for legal fees in 2024.  That compares to just $1.2 million spent by the board in 2022.

During the public meeting, community members repeatedly voiced dismay and anger at the situation caused by DeSantis’s need to enflame a culture war.  One firefighter employed by the district lamented the DeSantis board’s decision to terminate the free amusement park ticket policy for employees, saying he could not afford to take his family to the parks he protects on the low salary the DeSantis board pays first responders.

The Fulton County (Georgia) Superior Court has agreed to a $150,000 bond set for former Donald Trump lawyer and co-conspirator Rudy Giuliani in the RICO charges he shares with 18 other defendants for their effort to undermine Georgia voters in the 2020 presidential election, ABC News reports.  He subsequently surrendered to authorities at the Fulton County Jail.

To date, the bond levels set for the defendants are: