“Sleazebag ‘influencer’ and lawyer Leonard Leo, who has legal issues of his own, goes around telling everyone how he has the Legal System RIGGED. I hope that’s not true and, if it is, it should be thoroughly looked into. Leonard has a big and very dangerous mouth!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday afternoon, evidently enraged by Leo breaking kayfabe and bragging about having installed fascist authoritarians that helped save Donald from dying in prison.

Then again it’s more likely that Trump doesn’t understand Leo’s role in shaping the federal judiciary and thinks that the handful of times they ruled against him make Leo an antagonist. Never mind that Trump actually, you know, nominated dozens of those judges that Leo vetted and sent to him.

The post came hours after the fat bastard posted “Was Ilhan Omar there to protect her corrupt ‘homeland?'” atop a link to a Fox News video headlined “US forces strike ISIS-Somalia leaders in Somalia caves: foxnews.com/video/638867263011” because “hahahahaha Ilhan Omar’s in ISIS!” which is just stupid. If she were then the fucking idiot would’ve gotten what he’s wanted for years.

Surprisingly that one about Omar flew well under the radar of pretty much everyone else except Politico, like he’s gotta say something REALLY racist to grab the headlines these days.

“We had three Republican candidates who were ahead on election day in last cycle, and every time a new tranche of ballots came in they just magically whittled away until their leads were lost. It looks on its face to be fraudulent. Can I prove that? No,” said Jesus Dork Speaker Mike Johnson Tuesday when asked if he agrees with convicted felon President Trump’s batshit insane call for the Republicans to somehow “nationalize elections” in “15 states,” in November. “Looks fraudulent.”

Must be nice to be that entitled of a cunt that merely having a suspicion makes one feel morally justified in tilting the table to one’s advantage. The NFL refs should apply the same logic to the “Big Game” on Sunday, make the Patriots’ receivers take off their right cleat just bec- Oh wait the Patriots did cheat a bunch of times over the last two decades. Plus their owner liked to get handjobs at a massage parlor owned by a Chinese spy who was often spotted hanging out at Mar-a-Lago.

Bad analogy. How about Republicans just have their own unofficial TurningPoint USA midterms on November 4? It’ll be a celebration of freedom without any woke Puerto Ricans to deal with.

Officials in Peoria, Illinois this week sued to block a state gaming board vote to consider the Par-a-Dice Casino’s plan to demolish its 1991-built premises and rebuild at the same spot, WMBD reports.

The specifics of the fight against the casino’s operator and the rebuild of the decaying gaming mecca aren’t really that important because holy fuck, “Par-a-Dice”? Good God. That’s actually depressing. Legitimately almost as bad as a Long Island fragrance outlet called “It Makes Scents.”

Denying them a new permit isn’t enough, they need to incite a mob to firmly but not violently chase everyone out of the building and burn it to the ground. Pave Par-a-Dice, put up a parking lot.

A US CENTCOM official tells Fox News that a Navy F-35C on Tuesday shot down an Iranian Shaheed drone after it “aggressively approached a US Navy aircraft carrier with unclear intent,” a development that may or may not have been the end result of binge-drinking date-rapist Pete Hegseth having googled “Gulf of Tonka [sic] accident [sic]” and getting “a fucking killer idea.”

“They did it in the water near Cuba too in like 1889 and then there was this newspaper guy who was kind of like Mr Murdoch before Mr Murdoch who wanted to give Teddy Roosevelt a reason to fight the Mexicans and then we took over Gitmo Bay when we got the beaners to surrender,” Hegseth probably said to the Joint Chiefs of Staff during a tense Pentagon briefing on the incident.

“I like Teddy Roosevelt. Much better president than the crippled one. I heard he would go on these safaris in India or Africa and he always came back with like a dead tiger or elephant. I bet he shot people too, just hunted them like they were animals because that’s more fun. Wouldn’t that be awesome if we could just go into some jungle village and sight a rifle at a voodoo chief? Like imagine he’s holding up his spear and saying some shit in his ooga booga language but you just know that he kind of knows he’s about to die? Fuck man. I wanna do that so badly,” Hegseth probably continued as the professional officers stared uncomfortably, one or two softly clearing their throats.

“USS Abraham Lincoln was transiting the Arabian Sea approximately 500 miles from Iran’s southern coast when an Iranian Shahed-139 drone unnecessarily maneuvered toward the ship,” CENTCOM said in a statement on the possible deliberately staged escalation ordered by Hegseth.

Shot, and not of Jim Beam:

I bring a gun into the district every week, @USAttyPirro. I have a license in Florida and DC to carry. And I will continue to carry to protect myself and others.

Come and Take it! https://t.co/GThPY2I8HO

— Congressman Greg Steube (@RepGregSteube) February 3, 2026

Terrified chaser:

A message to my fellow gun owners…put your safety back on 😉 pic.twitter.com/fkgWD7GsuB

— Jeanine Pirro (@JudgeJeanine) February 3, 2026

Israeli prosecutors on Tuesday announced their intent to charge Bezalel Zini, brother of Shin Bet director David Zini, following Bezalel’s arrest two weeks ago on suspicion of running an operation that smuggled hundreds of thousands worth of cigarettes into the Gaza Strip, Ynet reports.

“It is important that the public know that no tanks or drones were smuggled, otherwise people will believe the rumors that are published online. I have found it permissible to publish the nature of the suspicions, in order to dispel the heavy cloud surrounding the suspicions,” said Judge Yaniv Ben Harosh, and yes this is all translated by Google if you’re wondering why it’s so janky but holy shit.

“Everything is fake, we are without fear of anything. They don’t want to bring him down, but his brother [David]. Thank God the public understands this well,” said the Zinis’ father, Rabbi Yosef. Well guess it wasn’t MAGA-inspired enough for the son of a bitch connected to the Netanyahu Regime’s Israeli version of the FBI to be profiting by supplying a black market controlled by Hamas without his not-actually-an-Evangelical-pastor dad to be calling it fake news and a Deep State plot.

The so-much-more-competent-at-spaceflight-than-Biden-ever-was Trump Administration’s NASA on Tuesday scrubbed this week’s planned launch of the first crewed Artemis mission to send four astronauts around the moon due to a hydrogen leak in the rocket booster, Reuters reports.

The next window to launch will be next month, the first trans-lunar human spaceflight since the end of the Apollo program early 1970s and a dress rehearsal for planned landings in the next few years.

“I agree with what Lindsey [Graham] is saying on defunding these sanctuary cities. We should pull our TSA agents out of their airports and not allow their airpot to be classified as international or even a regional hub. We should pull all of our aid,” said Oklahoma Senator Mark Wayne “Markwayne” Mullin on Fox News Monday night, which would mean he’s willing to fly to West Virginia or Tennessee and then drive to DC because Dulles and Reagan would be shut down without TSA.

“Why hasn’t the Fake News New York Times adjusted its phony article on the corruption and antisemitism which has taken place at Harvard. They never call for facts, or factchecks, because the Times’ is a corrupt, unprincipled, and pathetic vehicle of the Left. They wrote only negatively about me in the last Election, and I won in a landslide. To anyone who knows, they have ZERO credibility, a ‘Rag’ at the lowest level. I look forward to watching their rapidly falling circulation force them to finally close their doors. That would be great news for America!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday after the Times reported that he had forgotten his stupid anti-Harvard crusade.

The fat fuck really lost it after that story, posting “Strongly Antisemitic Harvard University has been feeding a lot of ‘nonsense’ to The Failing New York Times. Harvard has been, for a long time, behaving very badly! They wanted to do a convoluted job training concept, but it was turned down in that it was wholly inadequate and would not have been, in our opinion, successful. It was merely a way of Harvard getting out of a large cash settlement of more than 500 Million Dollars, a number that should be much higher for the serious and heinous illegalities that they have committed. This should be a Criminal, not Civil, event, and Harvard will have to live with the consequences of their wrongdoings. In any event, this case will continue until justice is served. Dr Alan Garber, the President of Harvard, has done a terrible job of rectifying a very bad situation for his institution and, more importantly, America, itself. He was hired AFTER the antisemitism charges were brought – I wonder why??? We are now seeking One Billion Dollars in damages, and want nothing further to do, into the future, with Harvard University,” all of this shit because Barron didn’t get accepted.

“Governor Kathy Hochul continues to hold a commanding lead over Nassau County Executive Bruce Blakeman, 54-28 percent, little changed from 50-25 percent in December, according to a new Siena Poll of New York State registered voters released today. Among registered Democrats, Hochul has an overwhelming 64-11 percent lead over Lt Governor Antonio Delgado, up from 56-13 percent in December. Hochul’s 49-40 percent favorability rating, up from 43-41 percent in December, is the first time Hochul has hit 49 percent favorable,” says the toplines of a new statewide Siena survey.

Siena also found Dems leading the statewide generic congressional ballot 56 to 29 percent which, while the question was phrased differently in their August 2022 poll as “who would you like to see control the House of Representatives,” as preference rather than intent, Dems had a smaller 55 to 40 percent lead there, the year the 3rd District sent fucking George Santos to Congress.

Mike Lawler and the other NYC-area Republican dipshits might want to keep an eye on that.

BREAKING 🚨 𝕏 offices in Paris were just RAIDED by the corrupt French and European police

This should NOT be happening to our American companies

TARIFFS TIME

— MAGA Voice (@MAGAVoice) February 3, 2026

It’s still early on in this particular news cycle but already we’ve got a MAGA media “voice” skipping the part about this being a French law enforcement investigation into Grok’s child porn-generating capabilities. “Summons for voluntary interviews on April 20, 2026, in Paris have been sent to Mr Elon Musk and Ms Linda Yaccarino, in their capacity as de facto and de jure managers of the X platform at the time of the events,” said Paris’s top prosecutor in a statement following the raid.

DC federal Judge Ana Reyes on Monday blocked the Trump Regime from removing temporary protected status from Haitian refugees, just hours before they were set to “expire,” CBS News reports.

Former President Bill and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton have surrendered to the awesome, powerful, singular force that is James Comer, CNN reports on the two agreeing to closed-door depositions in the Oversight Committee’s Epstein investigation order to avoid being a criminal contempt vote that they were probably going to lose very, very badly and well beyond party-line.

“People are saying that Thomas Massie became a Liberal because his new wife, blessed be their marriage, is supposedly a Radical Left ‘flamethrower.’ This new union all went so fast that maybe he didn’t know what he was getting into but, nevertheless, he is an absolutely terrible and unreliable ‘Republican’ – Perhaps a RINO, or maybe even worse!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday, finally bringing back a long-lost hit from his earlier 2017 to 2020 catalog of bullshit lies. The good old unspecified “people” were such a tried and true out for him to act like some shit that he made up was somehow a widely-held opinion, like he’s lacking the requisite self-confidence.

“Ed Gallrein, a Farmer and War Hero, is running against Massie. He is a HIGH QUALITY individual, and there is no Candidate for Congress that could be better. He is running because he realizes Thomas Massie has been totally disloyal to the President of the United States, and the Republican Party. He never votes for us, he always goes with the Democrats. Thomas Massie is a Complete and Total Disaster, we must make sure he loses, BIG!” Trump continued and lol, Massie’s voting record was, by Heritage Nazis’ rankings, more conservative than Mike Johnson’s during the last Congress.

All the rest of this shit was a lie – like how the fuck does he know if Masseie’s wife is a “Radical Left flamethrower”? – all of it the product of deeply addled brain that also today decided it would be smart to suggest that the federal government take over voting in 15 states and claim that he’s seen the Somalis in Minnesota driving around in Mercedes-Benzes everywhere they go.

Sources tell CNN that ineffective fascist Attorney General Pam Bondi has ordered the MAGAfied Justice Department’s so-called “Weaponization Working Group” to meet every single day to come up with viable plans to find something, anything resembling a predicate to prosecute whoever was involved in the four felony cases brought against her bloated orange corpse of a boss, with a goal of having some kind of tangible enough result to show for their efforts within the next two months.

CNN’s article doesn’t contain any insider quotes and thus beats around the bush a little bit on why the sudden urgency, noting that the “working group” launched with Trump’s already failed second administration a year ago with really nothing to show for it and, since it’s a day that ends in y, the fat bastard has been pressuring his loyal enforcers to make something happen immediately.

However if you assume this article was a sanctioned “signaling” leak from Bondi – pretty plausible given the lack of quotes and that the only pertinent development is the renewed putting down the pedal – it’s noteworthy for what she did not hype and that CNN did not mention either way: That astonishingly batshit stupid “Grand Conspiracy” Obama indictment fantasy. Convoluted circlejerk story short, leading masturbators in the upper echelons of the MAGA legal community last month reportedly got a grand jury empaneled in Fort Pierce, Florida, a court bailiwick in which you already know disgraced Judge Aileen Cannon is the sole jurist. The big 5D checkmate move is this: FBI raided Trump in 2022 as the direct result of a RICO conspiracy that began in 2016 and Barack Obama was the ringleader, and since that conspiracy is still ongoing plus the jurisdictional nexus to Cannon’s turf, there are no statute of limitations or Sixth Amendment issues, so suck it libtards.

DC federal Judge Jia Cobb on Monday told DHS tough shit and issued a temporary restraining order preventing them from blocking members of Congress from visiting ICE’s gulags without prior notice.

Georgia MAGA Congressman and US Senate candidate Buddy Carter on Monday spiked the football on stupid Maria Bartirimo’s morning show, saying “I applaud Don Lemon being arrested. He should be. As I go through the state and I hear people, they are tired of this. They are tired of seeing what’s happening here. They want to see people in handcuffs, they want to see people go to jail” and…

Well there’s no reason to doubt his sincerity on either part of that bit, irrespective of his desperate thirst for a Trump endorsement in a competitive primary against a virtually indistinguishable opponent in other white-haired caucasian peckerwood MAGA Congressman Mike Collins. Carter would in all likelihood still be “applauding” a Black homosexual journalist getting arrested for accompanying lib protestors as they disrupted a conservative white congregation’s Sunday services if he hadn’t declared a bid to try to unseat incumbent Dem Jon Ossoff after Gov Brian Kemp passed.

It’s also 100 percent believable that this is what GOP primary voters who he spoke to at last week’s East Kluxville Historical Heritage Association monthly gathering wanted to talk about. Any assertion that getting justice for the Minnesota Christians so terribly intruded upon by Don Lemon’s rogues is deeply important to voters in economically depressed rural Georgia counties can and should be deemed credible. Buddy’s word can be taken to the bank here. Bond rating: AAA+++ * infinity.

Well that about buttons up this analysis of Georgia Republican primary voters, the issues that motivate them to turn out, and that Buddy Carter agrees with their applause. Let the Cook Political Report eggheads can do a deep dive on whether Carter will edge out Mike Collins as being the more authentic and relatable champion of protecting Minnesotan Christendom from Don Lemon.

“In the early morning hours on February 2nd staff from the Columbia Heights Public Schools became aware of a bomb threat that had been emailed to multiple schools in the district. Due to the timing of the information, it was not possible to fully investigate the threats prior to student arrival, and a decision was made to prioritize the safety of staff and students and cancel school for the day.”

“The Columbia Heights Police Department immediately responded to investigate the incident and searched the impacted campuses with the assistance of the Minneapolis Police Dept, Columbia Heights Fire, and Metro Transit Police. No suspicious packages or devices were located. The police department is working with other law enforcement agencies to continue the investigation into the source of the threats. Columbia Heights Public Schools will resume classes on February 3rd,” says the Columbia Heights, Minnesota Police Department in a press release issued Monday.

In a briefer statement posted on Facebook the district had announced the closure in English and then again in Spanish, which should tell you all you need to know about why the school was targeted. The district was also where 5 year-old Liam Ramos – who on Sunday was along with his father flown back home after weeks in a Texas gulag – was abducted by ICE agents to use him as bait to nab his dad. So yeah, the threat probably wasn’t some kid trying to duck a math test.