In a new SurveyUSA poll of the North Carolina Senate race, Democrat Cheri Beasley leads MAGA Republican Ted Buddhole 44 percent to 39 percent among registered voters, 45 percent to 42 percent among those certain to vote, and 66 to 33 percent among those who have already voted. Buddhole leads Beasley only in the “Almost Certain” to vote category, 34% to 29%. Notable is the Libertarian Shannon Bray pulling in more than the Green Party asshole who the Republicans fought so hard to get on the ballot, with Bray getting 5% of the “Almost certain” respondents, 2% of the “Certain,” but 0% of already voted. The Green gets 1% of certain and almost certains, 2% of already.

Non-Correction: The current version of this article misspelled Congressman Ted Budd’s last name as “Buddhole.” National Zero does not regret the error and will not be correcting it.

Disgraced former President Trump’s lawyers on Wednesday accepted service of the subpoena from the House January 6th Select Committee, Politico reports.

A new Economist/YouGov survey finds the woke socialist pussy libtards leading the racist white trash fascist fucks 49% to 45% on the stupid fucking generic ballot among likely voters.

The Jew-hating Nazi shitlords lead the rioting criminal radical mob groomer party somewhat on voter enthusiasm, with 70% of the inbred trailer trash skinheads saying they “Definitely will vote” and 7% of the incel virgin MAGA hatters saying “Probably will vote” to 63% of the clueless latte elitists and 11% of the filthy stinking leftist fucking hippies saying the same, respectively.

Famous feminist attorney Gloria Allred said Wednesday she’ll be holding a press conference with a woman who says Godly Christian GOP Georgia Senate candidate Herschel Walker paid for her to have an abortion. Should be fun to watch Republicans say the same shit they did three weeks ago.

Clearly annoyed that the police report on the arrest of the first suspect, Javier Lopez said there was “No indication” of any political motive to the brutal assault of Marco Rubio’s far right racist campaign staffer Chris “Cuban Confederate” Monzon, Fox News is apparently delighted to have found a reference to politics in the arrest report of a second suspect, Jonathan Casanova.

“According to an arrest affidavit obtained by Fox News Digital, Jonathan Alexander Casanova joined Javier Lopez in attacking the canvasser. The document also noted that the canvasser told police that Casanova told him he could not pass through the area because he was a Republican,” Fox News wrote Wednesday, while adding at the end “This is a breaking story and will be updated as events warrant.” The story was posted more than two hours ago and still has not been updated.

Now call us suspicious but we’re wondering why the cops would revise their report from one arrest to another for two different suspects for the same crime. It seems strange to us (or not really if the cops are Fox News fans and threw that in for fun). What doesn’t seem strange however is that Fox News would leave out that Monzon was himself arrested at the 2017 Charlottesville MAGA riot, has posted shit like “Dirty n****rs love abusing power,” and “Too bad Jews decide our foreign policy,” and has been paid thousands of dollars by the Florida GOP for his canvassing work. We get why they’d skip over stuff like that, because it makes Monzon look unsympathetic.

A Michigan jury on Wednesday convicted all three of the MAGA terrorists facing charges in their 2020 plot to kidnap Dem Governor Gretchen Whitmer, MLive.com reports. Joseph Morrison, Pete Musico and Paul Bellar were all found guilty on all charges: providing material support for terrorist acts and attempt to commit felony as an associate or member of gang, both punishable by up to 20 years in prison, and felony firearms, which carries a mandatory sentence of two years in prison to be served consecutively to any other term. Adam Fox and Barry Croft Jr were convicted in August on federal charges, after their first trial ended in a hung jury and two of their accomplices walked. Another member of the group, Ty Garbin, pleaded guilty to federal charges in January 2021.

Trump White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows has been ordered by a judge to sit for testimony before the Fulton County, Georgia grand jury investigating Donald Trump’s attempted intimidation of state officials to overturn the results of the 2020 election, the New York Times reports.

ElectionProject’s Michael McDonald reports 11,674,666 Americans have voted early so far in the 2022 Midterms. Per TargetSmart, this total 14 days before election day is far outpacing 2018, in which 7.775 million had already voted, but below 2020’s running total of 33 million early votes.

A Democratic-aligned PAC vaguely called the “Voter Protection Project” is trolling Republican House candidates from the right with disingenuous mailers and websites attacking them for being not MAGA enough as well as boosting Libertarian candidates in tight races, Axios reports.

A site called “TraitorDavidValadao.com” blasts California Republican Congressman David Valadao for his vote to impeach disgraced former President Trump, screaming “Deceiving David Valadao BETRAYED PRESIDENT TRUMP AND VOTED TO IMPEACH HIM,” and “Valadao Stood With The Radical Left,” on the fat bastard’s second impeachment in 2021. In Kansas, mailers urge voters to turn out for a Libertarian who will “crack down on illegal immigration” and “eliminate the federal income tax,” while a site “StopAmandaAdkins.com” warns “LOBBYIST AMANDA ADKINS IS ANOTHER TYPICAL DC SWAMP CREATURE” of the GOP challenger to Dem Congresswoman Sharice Davids.

The problem with the Axios article, besides the smug homerism of calling it “a Hail Mary effort to ward off Republican gains in key races,” is that it isn’t long enough. We need more examples of this.

A champion has been crowned in the annual Florida Burmese python hunt, with 19 year-old Matthew Concepcion defeating over 1,000 other participants and taking the $10,000 prize by bagging 28 of the scaly bastards over the competition’s 10 day period, the AP reports.

“I worked a levee, caught a couple hatchings, and was like, ‘Dang, this might be the ticket!’ So every single night from then on, I went out there – just before sundown to sunup,” said Concepion, foolishly sharing his winning strategy with other would be snake snaggers. Longest snake category winner Dustin Crum took the $1,500 prize for bagging a python measuring at 11 feet. But in the end all the participants were winners. They got delicious snake meat to feed their families.

DUI defender @KevinHayslettFL's clients give him a 5-star rating.

Many victims are no longer with us to give their ratings. pic.twitter.com/g1KnFRqxv3

— Ryan Fournier (@RyanAFournier) June 10, 2022

On June 10th, MAGA Reich Youth leader Ryan Fournier wasn’t very cool to Republican Florida lawyer and ultimately failed Florida 13th District GOP primary candidate Kevin Hayslett over Hayslett’s representation of drunk driving defendants. However, as the Daily Beast reports, turns out Hayslett is actually the very same kind of defense lawyer to whom Fournier has turned to get him out of a little jam in North Carolina on charges of driving while impaired, aggressive driving, driving to endanger, and fleeing/eluding arrest with a motor vehicle in February 2021.

Fournier’s attorney got most of those offenses dropped last week, leaving only a speeding charge for which he faces 48 hours of community service along with a year of unsupervised probation and less than $1,000 in fines and court costs. But Fournier isn’t out of the woods yet, as he faces yet another DWI charge for a separate arrest from December 2020. His next appearance in court is this December, on which he faces possible jail time and license revocation. This on top of Fournier turning federal informant on his Students for Trump co-founder, sending him to federal prison for 13 months on a wire fraud charge for creating a fake law firm and ripping people off for over $46,000.

A new Politico/Morning Consult survey puts Democrats ahead of Republicans 47 to 42 percent on the generic congressional ballot, also finding President Biden’s approval rating at 43 percent to 55 percent disapprove. Politico notes that among the respondents who say they “somewhat disapprove” of Biden, Dems lead on the generic ballot 44 percent to the MAGA party’s 35 percent.

Shady New Jersey Dem Senator Bob Menendez is under federal criminal investigation again for scumbaggery unrelated to the 2015 indictment he faced over some bribery bullshit involving a Florida eye doctor (who was convicted and later pardoned by Trump), Semafor reports.

At least one person connected to Menendez has been subpoenaed by federal prosecutors in the Southern District of New York, but other details about in the investigation are unavailable.

A senior Ukrainian official said Wednesday that Russian forces are digging in for the “heaviest of battles” to defend their illegally annexed territory in Kherson, Reuters reports. “With Kherson everything is clear. The Russians are replenishing, strengthening their grouping there,” Kyiv advisor Oleksiy Arestovych said in an online video late on Tuesday. “It means that nobody is preparing to withdraw. On the contrary, the heaviest of battles is going to take place for Kherson.”

Having determined that Republican Governor Ron DeSantis’s staff continues to violate state disclosure laws, a state judge ordered the administration to turn over all records relating to the DeSantis political stunt of flying Venezuela asylum seekers from Texas to Massachusetts using money allocated to transport undocumented immigrants out of Florida, Politico reports.

DeSantis has essentially given the finger to the courts, claiming releasing the records would somehow cripple the governor’s office which is being overwhelmed with open records requests–likely because citizens want documentation of things DeSantis has claimed because he’s a slimy little bastard.  A lawyer for DeSantis says such requests “[weaponize] the public records law so they can jump everyone else,” saying it like public interest in policy matters is a bad thing.

In their continuing effort to throw spaghetti against the wall to see if it sticks, the DeSantis team never cooked the spaghetti:  the judge rejected a claim that his order would cause chaos in the state because it would upset the order in which the administration ignores handles records requests.

Alina Habba must not have liked the traditional outcome for Donald Trump’s lawyers–disbarment, indictment, unpaid, and/or defendants in billion-dollar lawsuits–so she jumped ship to become the spokesperson for Trump’s MAGA Inc., and she has immediately started up the propaganda machine, going to alleged serial sexual harasser Eric Bolling on Newsmax.

Habba asserted that Trump will testify before the House Select Committee investigating the January 6th Republican-led domestic terrorist attack on Congress because “he had nothing to hide.”  Then later in the interview, she claims that it was actually Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi who encouraged the violence because she did not accept Trump’s offer of National Guard protection.  To date, there has been no evidence that Trump was prepared or offered National Guard deployment to DC that day, even though he’s claimed it, and other officials have stated Trump made no effort to prepare, advise or warn the Guard about possible deployment, and after his followers attacked the Capitol, Trump didn’t deploy the Guard, letting the violence continue.

A 50-ish-year-old Amazon delivery driver’s body was found in a yard outside a home in Excelsior Springs, about 30 miles north of Kansas City, Missouri, the victim of an apparent dog attack, USA Today reports.

Sheriff’s deputies were called to a neighborhood Monday night after neighbors noticed an idling Amazon truck parked outside of a home for an extended period of time around 7 p.m. local time.  After arriving on the scene, deputies found the body of a man in the home’s front yard.

As the deputies tried to check on the body, a German Shepherd what appeared to be a Mastiff approached them aggressively, forcing the officers to fire in self-defense.  One of the dogs was hit by a round, and both retreated into the house.  A deputy went into the home to see if there were any other victims and was forced to shoot and kill both animals.

The Justice Department is asking a federal judge to force Trump White House counsel Pat Cipollone and his deputy Patrick Philbin to testify to the grand jury investigating the failed coup attempt following the disgraced former President’s humiliating loss to Joe Biden in the 2020 election, CNN reports. The fat orange bastard has attempted to stop the two from being questioned citing attorney-client and executive privileges, but seeing as how the DOJ has already successfully argued to compel testimony from Pence lieutenants Marc Short and Greg Jacob, federal prosecutors may not have a hard time selling a judge on Cipollone and Philbin.

John Fetterman will be fed questions via closed captioning, which his campaign attempted to allow journalists to watch in real time to see how it works, but the Oz campaign blocked the request, probably because they wanted to lie and say he was cheating.

Eminent election lawyer Marc Elias announced on Twitter that the US District Court in Arizona will hear motions Wednesday on a proposed injunction to issue a restraining order against the groups and individuals undertaking a voter intimidation campaign at ballot drop boxes around Arizona.