— Elise Stefanik (@EliseStefanik) May 16, 2022
“Radical Democrats are planning their most aggressive move yet: a PERMANENT ELECTION INSURRECTION… Their plan to grant amnesty to 11 MILLION illegal immigrants will overthrow our current electorate and create a permanent liberal majority in Washington,” a Stefanik campaign Facebook ad claimed in September. But you libtards are disgusting and low for bringing that up.
Manchester lib Elliot Bovill pleaded not guilty Monday to a charge of assault in the October 2021 traffic coning of former UK Conservative Party leader Sir Iain Duncan Smith, the Independent reports. “Mr Bovill approaches Sir Iain Duncan Smith and he has a traffic cone, which he places on Sir Iain Duncan Smith’s head and then he runs off,” Prosecutor Sudara Weerasena described the savage coning incident at a pretrial hearing in the Westminster Magistrates’ Court on Monday.
Bovill will stand trial alongside fellow lib Mancs Ruth Wood and – we shit you not – Radical Haslam for harassing Smith as he left the Tory party’s conference on the same night. Wood is accused of loudly banging a drum and yelling “Tory scum! Get out of Manchester, you’re not welcome!” while Haslam carried a sign saying “Not fit to govern,” and told “You should be ashamed of yourself.”
Haslam and Wood are charged with “using threatening, abusive or insulting words or behaviour with intent to cause Sir Iain harassment, alarm or distress” which is kind of quaint considering that’s basically the only way Americans talk to each other about politics these days.
“At 18 years of age, Madison Cawthorn, the now 26 year old Congressman from the Great State of North Carolina, went through a life changing event the likes of which, fortunately, few people will ever have to endure. In just seconds, he lost the use of the lower half of his body, a traumatic experience to say the least. When Madison was first elected to Congress, he did a great job. Recently, he made some foolish mistakes, which I don’t believe he’ll make again… let’s give Madison a second chance!” said the fat former president on Truth Social, without acknowledging that at least some of those “stupid mistakes” were not recent but happened before he was elected. They were just kompromat that probably Mitch McConnell and Thom Tillis had in reserve.
Side note: All readers should be able to view the link above, as it looks like Truth Social has finally deployed a desktop version. Color us mildly surprised that Devin Nunes got it done on schedule and Truth is on the web rather than just confined to an iPhone app-only environment.
Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt is warning Native American tribes not to establish abortion clinics on tribal lands, because even though he can’t do anything about it since state laws don’t apply there, he won’t be happy about it, John Solomon’s shitty website reports.
“You know, the tribes in Oklahoma are super liberal. We think that there’s a possibility that some tribes may try to set up abortion on demand,” Stitt said on Fox News Sunday, adding that the possibility tribes will capitalize on a potential new revenue stream is “something that we’re watching,” as if he can do anything about it. Stitt warned that Oklahomans “will not think very well of that if the tribes try to start up abortion clinics.” Ooooh, you better watch out Native American Oklahomans! Stitt might not want to be your friend anymore if you open women’s health clinics!
McDonald’s announced Monday it is seeking to sell its Russian business, with 850 restaurants and over 62,000 employees, to a local buyer as the attack on Ukraine has made its operations there “no longer tenable, nor is it consistent with McDonald’s values,” the AP reports. All Russian McD’s locations have been closed since early March, though it has continued to pay employees. No word on what the hell happened to the “Uncle Vanya’s” plan to appropriate Russian McDonald’s.
Warning: Audio not safe for work. “You’re, like, a white guy!” rider “Jackie” tells her ride-share driver before going on: “You’re, like, a normal guy. Like, you speak English.” The driver is immediately taken aback and tells the woman to get out of his car. When told again to get out of her car, she responds, “Are you serious?” to which the driver says, “That was inappropriate. It’s completely inappropriate. If someone who was not white was sitting in this seat, what would be the difference?” Again, told to leave, a male outside the car incredulously asks why the driver was refusing to take the ride. When told, the male passenger says, “You’re a fucking asshole. You’re a piece of shit. I’m gonna punch you in the fucking face.” The driver, reportedly James Bode of Northampton, Pennsylvania, called the police to report the threat.
A man entered a church in Laguna Hills, California and opened fire with two handguns, killing one and injuring five, before he was subdued by parishioners who had gathered for a Sunday meal, Reuters reports. Just hours later, seven people were shot in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, WGHP Fox 8 reports.
Little is known about the Winston-Salem shooting, except that one suspected shooter is thought to have gone to three separate locations and opened fire. Fifty shell casings were found at one location, while two people were wounded at a second and four were at a third location. One victim arrived at a local hospital after being shot at the second scene. The shooter has not been located.
In California, the Asian-American shooter entered a church banquet hall of a congregation that has a large percentage of Taiwanese members and opened fire, reportedly with two handguns. Between 30 and 40 people were in the hall.
Democratic Maryland Senator Chris Van Hollen suffered a minor stroke this weekend, reportedly while delivering a speech in western Maryland and has been admitted to George Washington Hospital where he will be under observation for the next few days.
In a tweet, Van Hollen says that he felt lightheaded while giving the speech and at the suggestion of the Senate physician, sought medical care and an angiogram found a small venous tear in the back of his head. Van Hollen reports that he is feeling fine.
The report comes on the same day as Pennsylvania Lt. Governor and Democratic candidate for the Senate John Fetterman reported he, too, suffered a stroke and is recovery.
Republican Texas Congressman Dan Crenshaw makes a thoughtful case for providing military and other emergency aid to Ukraine, noting that “People are saying we can’t put baby formula on our shelves but we’re sending money to Ukrainians. And my response to that is, you know how much baby formula you can buy with 40 billion dollars? None, none because it’s not a money issue, it’s a manufacturing issue….”
Crenshaw also tells Fox host and adult version of the banjo player from Deliverance Trey Gowdy that ignoring Russia’s invasion of Ukraine is “not America First when you let Russia and China do whatever they want around the world and establish their version of a global order.”
Payton Gendron was questioned by police and later hospitalized for observation after making multiple threats against his high school during his senior year last year, the Washington Post reports.
But even with the history of making violent threats less than a year ago, he was able to legally buy a rifle, which he used to murder ten and injure three others Saturday at a supermarket in a predominantly-Black neighborhood in Buffalo, New York.
When asked by a school counselor what his plans after high school were, he replied, “Murder/suicide.” Gendron had also made threat in June 2021 about shooting up graduation events at his high school. He was questioned by police, and then held overnight at a local hospital for a psychological evaluation.
Kimberly Guilfoyle, who has obviously never cooked a steak before in her life, takes up the Trump family torch by selling her endorsement to the highest bidder. “This is the way you show your family you love them,” Guilfoyle claims, clearly describing not the way you prove your love to your family, “by buying this meat that is born and raised [and presumably slaughtered] in the United States. “I don’t know if you know this or not, but 85% of the meat they sell in the stores today is not even from the United States. It’s from overseas from other countries, and you don’t even know what’s in it or what you’re really getting.” Giulfoyle is lying, of course: only 8-20% of the meat in the United State comes from overseas. But she’s close: 75-80% of *grass-fed* beef comes from overseas–because their ranchers aren’t contracted to commercial processors with quotas to fill.
Buffalo MAGA terrorist Payton Gendron and Waukesha parade massacre driver Darrell Brooks Jr
Open up another tab on NationalZero.com and click on the little magnifying glass in the top righthand corner of the page. Type in “VoterRecords.com” and you’ll find 18 records of articles linked to that site, which draws from the public voter databases in 19 states. We use it to identify the party affiliations of assholes in those states (but mostly Florida) when reporting on their misbehavior. Now, it’s probably easy enough to believe that a registered Republican is more likely than a registered Democrat to blow himself up while building a homemade bomb in his garage or call in a terrorist threat to the US Supreme Court over the vax mandate decision (just a day before they blocked it). More importantly, their party is at least somewhat relevant to the actual story.
An argument among five men in two groups who will all claim to be the “good guys with guns” at a Texas flea market where thousands of people were shopping erupted into gunfire Sunday that left two dead and three injured in its aftermath, the Houston Chronicle reports.
Two men were detained at the scene and a third suspect was taken to a local hospital for treatment. No bystanders were reportedly injured, although
Pennsylvania Lt Governor and Dem Senate primary candidate John Fetterman announced Sunday that he suffered a stroke two days earlier but is recovering. “On Friday, I wasn’t feeling well, so I went to the hospital to get checked out. I didn’t want to go – I didn’t think I had to – but [wife Giselle Fetterman] insisted, and as usual, she was right. The good news is I’m feeling much better + I’m well on my way to a full recovery,” wrote Fetterman on Twitter. Obviously it’s really bad for any candidate to have a health emergency before a big election (just ask Donald Trump), but Fetterman’s lead over closest rival Congressman Conor Lamb is absolutely massive and unlikely to change going into Tuesday’s primary. His health could be a concern in the general election against either Kathy Barnette, David McCormick, or Mehmet Oz, however.
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— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) May 15, 2022
The guy on the bottom left is Klaus Schwab, founder of the World Economic Forum, which we guess means he’s the “King of the New World Order” because Rothschilds Illuminati something something. Highly doubtful Don Jr knows who he is. Probably just assumed he’s Jewish (he’s not).
Ah, the important work of former First Ladies. Melania Trump has apparently ditched her nonsensical “Be Best” promotion and has gone into full Trump huckster mode, taking a significant portion of her time during an interview with Fox “personality” and animated block of clay Pete Hegseth to pitch her worthless NFTs.
The recipient of a so-called “Einstein visa” who claims to speak at least four languages, Melanoma’s NFT’s are so worthless that she had to shell our $180,000 of her own money to buy one of the first ones she put up for sale; it’s unknown if it was purchased with money from a non-existent Trump charity or if she absconded with donor money to pay for it, which would be right in line with the daughter of a former Soviet acolyte.
The new children’s storybook “The Plot Against The King” by far right former Trump Administration journeyman and current Truth Social executive Kash Patel is pretty straightforward on how the author regards the Donald. Nice of him to just barely hide his belief that Trump is a monarch and not the former elected-on-a-technicality but otherwise deeply unpopular leader of a democracy.
Disregarding warnings from Russia, Finnish leadership on Sunday formally began the process of joining NATO, CNN reports. “We hope that the parliament will confirm the decision to apply for NATO membership,” Marin said in Helsinki Sunday, adding “During the coming days. It will be based on a strong mandate, with the President of the Republic. We have been in close contact with governments of NATO member states and NATO itself. We are close partners to NATO but it is a historic decision that we will join NATO and hopefully we are making the decisions together.”
National Zero made its debut on yet another social media platform Sunday, joining QPatriot.org, the hot new hub on the interwebs for QAnon fans to freely exchange ideas and “theories”.
QPatriot marks the ninth “free speech” social media network – Parler, GETTR, FreeTalk45, Gab, MeWe, CloutHub, FreeSpace, and TruthSocial – that we have signed up for just to have an “official” profile with and rarely if ever used thereafter (Rumble we unfortunately do use semi-regularly to share the kind of videos that have gotten our YouTube channels suspended or banned).
It’s impressive how QPatriot.org can manage to make a Twitter clone easier to use and more functional than Truth Social, which invited us to join a “desktop beta” on Sunday morning, a response that’ll probably go down a black hole and we’ll forget about it until a shitty browser version of Truth finally launches. But screw them, because QPatriot is the future baby!!!
It’s bad enough that his (alleged) father appropriated pictures from the official White House Photographer to fill up a coffee table book about his single term, which he published instead of the traditional memoirs–y’know, with words–and he’s charging $75, now his son is using the book to fundraise at some conservative event by selling signed books to people like the bro in the turned-around red cap, or the business suit bro with the Apple watch…. ’cause when you think about one of the most recognizable buildings in the world, you want Junior’s signature on it.
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