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“This Case is really against the United States of America”

“Surprisingly, the Supreme Court declined to ‘review’ a Fake Case brought against me by a woman I never met (Decades old celebrity photo line, standing with her husband, does not count!). I will continue the fight against this Weaponization and Lawfare Case against me, including the ridiculous claim of Defamation, with all of my power and strength. This Case is really against the United States of America, and all it stands for, and should never be allowed to happen to another President, or Candidate to be! New York State created a Law, for an instant speck of time, going back many decades, in order to wrongfully ‘nab’ me. It was tailormade, and this Injustice cannot be allowed to stand!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday, his usual l’etat c’est moi song-and-dance after the Supreme Court decided they weren’t going to overturn the verdict that cost him $5 million and adjudicated him as a rapist for his circa 1995 sexual violation of writer EJ Carroll.

That impotent whine followed another in which the fat bastard screamed angrily about the mail-in ballot defeat, posting “In light of the tremendous loss in the Supreme Court today concerning Voter’s Rights, and the fact that ‘people’s’ votes are allowed to be counted LONG AFTER an Election is over, it is more important than ever to pass THE SAVE AMERICA ACT, which is,(1) ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW PHOTO ID (IDENTIFICATION!). (2) ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW PROOF OF CITIZENSHIP. (3) NO MAIL-IN BALLOTS (EXCEPT FOR ILLNESS, DISABILITY, MILITARY DEPLOYMENT, OR TRAVEL!). There is no excuse for a politician, or otherwise, to be against the above three requirements. There is only one reason to oppose — CHEATING! The House of Representatives has approved this vital Act, THREE TIMES. The United States Senate seems unable to do so. In a time when there is a powerful Communist Movement taking place in our Country, one more dangerous than World War I, World War II, Pearl Harbor, or September 11th, all Dumocrats, and our five Republican Senate Hold Outs, Lisa Murkowski, Susan Collins, Thom Tillis, Bill Cassidy, and Mitch McConnell must vote to SAVE OUR COUNTRY. There can be no more excuses!” and Christ with the goddamned World War hyperbole.

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Orange Ayatollah makes some more empty, impotent threats to Iran

“United States aircraft just struck Iranian missile and drone storage locations, and coastal radar sites, for violating the Cease Fire Agreement, AGAIN! It is very possible that they will never learn!”

“There may come a point when we are no longer able to be reasonable, and will be forced to militarily complete the job that we very successfully started. If that happens, the Islamic Republic of Iran will no longer exist!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Saturday evening.

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MAGA Z-lister arrested for publicly spanking it at America 250 fest

Things already sucked at the “Great American State Fair” on the National Mall in DC this week as, per USA Today at least 10 states and territories refused to participate, leading one 72 year-old retired teacher from Massachusetts, who didn’t even ask anyone if she could occupy her state’s booth to simply show up with cases of maple syrup and kids’ coloring books to hand out.

From 8 am to 9 pm, every day of the fair. Then there were generator issues, leading to melted ice cream and a shutdown of the ferris wheel on Thursday. Rain came down hard, very hard, on Friday.

Then there was Wednesday’s incident starring Gian “Manny” Rachtelli, a 54 year-old MAGA Z-lister who, according to the Daily Beast, was livestreaming himself enjoying a performance by a troupe of female acrobats – and enjoying it a little too much, per a National Park Police arrest report.

One witness, (Witness 2) stated per his voluntary witness statement; “He returned for the second show, and I saw him with his hand in his pants likely doing what we all thought he was doing.” Another witness, (Witness 3) stated in his voluntary witness statement; “I was approached by a female member of the acrobat team who had noticed a older white male that was making her & other female performer uncomfortable. They informed me that they noticed him making lewd gestures in his pants (as if he was attempting to/masturbating) while they were performing.” Upon collection of the third witness statement from (Witness 1), who stated in her voluntary witness statement; “I was witnessing the cirque Mechanics performance on June 25 2026 at the great American State fair, and standing behind gentlemen and overalls. He was vaping and filming the female performers. He then stuck his right hand down his pants and it moved back-and-forth approximately six times very uncomfortable. in what appeared to be self pleasure or masturbation.”

Due to the aforementioned statements collected from witnesses on scene, RACHTELLI was charged with: Lewd, Indecent, Or Obscene Acts (all Other Offenses) | DCC 22DC1312

The report did not mention that Rachtelli was wearing an Uncle Sam costume at the time.

Nor did this “FREE MANNY” tweet mention the masturbation.

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Crimea under state of emergency due to Ukrainian attacks

Russian officials on Friday declared the Crimean Peninsula – seized from Ukraine in 2014 – due to power outages and fuel shortages caused by a barrage of missiles and drones launched by Kyiv to pressure dictator Vladimir Putin into giving up on his destructive imperialist war, CNN reports.

In related enough news, Putin’s tyrannical American counterpart on Friday, also getting humiliated from an unforced war he started, posted “The Islamic Republic of Iran shot at least four One Way Attack Drones at Ships transversing the Strait of Hormuz. One of the Drones solidly hit the upper deck of a large and very expensive Cargo Carrying Ship. Damage was done, but the Ship was able to proceed on its way. We knocked down three other Drones. Obviously, this is a foolish violation of our Ceasefire Agreement,” meaning there wasn’t really any ceasefire at all.

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Trump retcons MAGA poll’s approval rating by 15 percent

“Other Polls have my Approval Rating at 65 percent, and more! Like Journalists, Honest Pollsters are very rare and hard to find!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Friday, linking to a Newsmax article about a bullshit McLaughlin poll putting his approval at 50 percent to 46 percent disapprove.

“At the same time, Republicans still trail Democrats on the generic congressional ballot, 46 percent to 43 percent, underscoring that while the president’s personal standing has strengthened, congressional Republicans still have work to do heading into the midterm elections,” the pollsters, brothers John and Jim McLaughlin wrote, and lol at their struggle to sugarcoat already fake data.

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Dem trails Republican by 1 percent in Stefanik’s Trump +20 district

A new internal poll by Dem New York 21st candidate Blake Gendebien finds him pulling “44 percent of the vote compared to [MAGA freak Republican nominee Anthony] Constantino’s 45 percent, and with 11 percent undecided. Constantino’s issues with more moderate, non-MAGA Republicans continue to present a challenge for his campaign in the vote where he’s only pulling support from 55 percent of them,” which, a truckload of salt because it’s an internal poll, is still remarkable given that it’s a Trump +20 district currently represented by outgoing complete scumbag Elise Stefanik.

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John Bolton to plead guilty on Friday

Former Trump 1.0 National Security Advisor John Bolton is expected to plead guilty to having mishandled classified info in having absconded with a number of documents to write his 2020 memoir titled “The Room Where It Happened,” the New York Times reports, citing sources close to the matter. The then-unpublished manuscript became a goalpost that was moved repeatedly by Republicans during the Orange God Emperor’s first impeachment trial in the Senate.

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SPOILER ALERT: The Iranians already said they ain’t buying shit

Convicted felon President Trump on Thursday told farmers that they can look forward to a whole new market in Iran, just about 11 hours after top official in Tehran Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf tweeted “America falsely claims our unfrozen assets will buy their agriculture. Interesting. The only crop we’re harvesting is what you planted: decades of mistrust. It’s organic, abundant, and homegrown. But apparently the US only exports GMO soybeans, broken promises and trash talks.”

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DC judge finds Trump regime violated Epstein files law

“Responding to public demands for information, Congress with near unanimity passed the Epstein Files Transparency Act (the ‘Epstein Act’), which President Trump signed into law on November 19, 2025. The Epstein Act is an unprecedented disclosure law requiring the Attorney General, with few exceptions, to make publicly available in a searchable and downloadable database all unclassified Department of Justice (‘Department’) files related to its investigation of the notorious sexual predator and child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, the child sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell, and their associates. The Epstein Act required extremely timely compliance: the Attorney General was required to make the information publicly available by December 9, 2025. The Attorney General made productions on December 19, 20, 22, and 23, 2025, and January 30, 2026.”

“Following the production of approximately 3.5 million pages of documents, the Attorney General announced that the Department had complied with its production obligations under the Epstein Act on January 30, 2026. Katie Phang (‘Ms Phang’) brings this action against Todd Blanche in his official capacity as Acting Attorney General of the United States (the ‘Attorney General’), claiming that he has improperly withheld information and failed to comply with other requirements in violation of the Epstein Act. Pending before the Court is Ms Phang’s Motion for Preliminary Injunction in which she seeks relief for a limited list of violations of the Epstein Act. Upon careful consideration of Ms Phang’s motion, the Attorney General’s opposition, the reply, the applicable law; and for the reasons discussed below, the Court GRANTS Ms Phang’s motion,” wrote DC federal Judge Emmett Sullivan in a ruling on Thursday, putting on the record Dirty Todd’s statute violations.

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