As Republicans in Texas are attempting to follow the lead of their GOP colleagues in Georgia and Iowa to implement voter suppression laws to help secure power, large corporations in the state have begun speaking out in opposition.

The largest airline in the United States, American Airlines based at the Dallas-Fort Worth airport, issued a statement Thursday stating that it “strongly opposes” the consideration of state Senate Bill 7, which would put draconian and Jim Crow-esque restrictions on voting and registering.

“Earlier this morning, the Texas State Senate passed legislation with provisions that limit voting access. To make American’s stance clear: We are strongly opposed to this bill and others like it. As a Texas-based business, we must stand up for the rights of our team members and customers who call Texas home, and honor the sacrifices made by generations of Americans to protect and expand the right to vote,” the statement reads.  “Voting is the hallmark of our democracy, and is the foundation of our great country. We value the democratic process and believe every eligible American should be allowed to exercise their right to vote, no matter which political party or candidate they support.”

Federal investigators are pursuing allegations that Florida Republican Congressman Matt Gaetz may have paid young girls with money, including cash from his campaign, and drugs in his liaisons, CNN reports.

Gaetz was accused of transporting a minor over state lines for purposes of sexually exploiting the girl, a report that first became public on Tuesday night.  Reportedly, federal agents have witnesses and evidence that Gaetz provided drugs and money to the girl in that account and to other minors.  The investigation is focusing on whether Gaetz violated sex trafficking and prostitution laws.

Gaetz has made some very odd claims while trying to mount a defense, including pulling Fox News host Tucker Carlson into his account by claiming Carlson and his wife accompanied Gaetz and a presumably young female to dinner, an event Carlson said he didn’t remember.

This depiction of an alternate universe where April Fool’s Day is actually April Tool’s Day and it’s in celebration of dudes who wear their Oakley sunglasses upside down on the back of their heads while drinking Corona Light or Heineken instead of jokes is in no chronological order whatsoever because that would take too much concentration to arrange properly.

They’re trying to cancel President Obama. No one’s safe. https://t.co/4BE9vtOomJ

— Rep. Jim Jordan (@Jim_Jordan) April 1, 2021

This would’ve had the usual trite “Jim Jordan wrestles…” headline because we like to needle that spandex-wearing freak for his latent homosexuality and overall shitbrained uselessness.

Washington Post: “The New York attorney general has gathered personal financial records of the Trump Organization’s longtime chief financial officer and his family, according to a witness who provided some documents – another sign of legal pressure on one of former president Donald Trump’s closest aides. Allen Weisselberg has handled Trump’s finances for decades, rising to become the company’s most powerful person not named ‘Trump.’ Now, as the Trump Organization faces two separate investigations – led by state Attorney General Letitia James (D) and Manhattan District Attorney Cyrus R. Vance Jr. (D) – it appears that both sets of investigators have begun scrutinizing Weisselberg’s personal finances as well.”

“In complex investigations, prosecutors often seek evidence of wrongdoing by subordinates as a way to pressure them to ‘flip’ and reveal damaging information about their bosses. The pressure by both offices being brought to bear on Weisselberg appears designed to pursue that strategy against Trump, although neither James nor Vance has alleged wrongdoing by Trump, Weisselberg or anyone else. James’s interest in Weisselberg’s personal finances was described by Jennifer Weisselberg, the CFO’s former daughter-in-law. Jennifer Weisselberg, who was married to Weisselberg’s son Barry from 2004 to 2018, told The Washington Post on Thursday that James’s investigators had taken seven boxes of financial data from her in November, including records of accounts held jointly by Barry and his father. Jennifer Weisselberg said James’s office also wanted records about two Trump Organization-controlled apartments where she said she and her husband had lived rent-free. Barry Weisselberg was also a Trump employee: He helped manage one of the company’s ice rinks. In situations like this, tax experts say that a free apartment might be considered income for tax purposes. ‘The attorney general is really focused on compensation,’ Jennifer Weisselberg said. She said the investigators’ goal seemed to be determining whether proper taxes had been paid on free benefits.”

Hulu has picked up the option to produce a series on The 1619 Project, the New York Times series of stories about the legacy of slavery in the United States, named after the first year African slaves were brought to the colonies, the Associated Press reports.

The Pulitzer Prize winning newspaper series ran in 2019, the 400th anniversary of slave ship arriving on the Virginia colony’s shores.  Academy Award winning director Roger Ross Williams has signed on to lead the project.

“‘The 1619 Project’ is an essential reframing of American history.” Williams said. “Our most cherished ideals and achievements cannot be understood without acknowledging both systemic racism and the contributions of Black Americans. And this isn’t just about the past — Black people are still fighting against both the legacy of this racism and its current incarnation.”

“Rep. Matt Gaetz, the Florida Republican being investigated by the Justice Department over sex trafficking allegations, made a name for himself when he arrived on Capitol Hill as a conservative firebrand on TV and staunch defender of then-President Donald Trump. Behind the scenes, Gaetz gained a reputation in Congress over his relationships with women and bragging about his sexual escapades to his colleagues, multiple sources told CNN. Gaetz allegedly showed off to other lawmakers photos and videos of nude women he said he had slept with, the sources told CNN, including while on the House floor. The sources, including two people directly shown the material, said Gaetz displayed the images of women on his phone and talked about having sex with them. One of the videos showed a naked woman with a hula hoop, according to one source. ‘It was a point of pride,’ one of the sources said of Gaetz” – CNN.

Dominion Voting Systems CEO John Poulos confirmed plans Thursday to exit the news business by abandoning National Zero and handing control of the site back to its co-editors, Jack and Spartan after plans for a pay-per-comment model were received poorly by readers.

“This is shit. Fucking Mike Lindell told us this site was worth billions and it was the opportunity for a new revenue stream for our company after he and his MAGA friends ruined all of our public contracts with election commissions nationwide” Poulos said in a conversation via quantum onyx orb with Terran Emperor Laza Von Rothschild VII. “We thought it would be a quicker way to raise the funds necessary to accelerate our takeover of the Templar Combine than Executor Soros’s usual assassinations and bombings, but it looks like we’ll have to slog it out in court with Lindell.”

“Do not fail me again” the nine-foot tall Laza VII responded tersely, his eyes glowing an bright orange yellow as he cut off the quantum communication feed to Poulos’s office. The 657 year-old tyrant then proceeded to pace restlessly around his obsidian redoubt 20 miles below Davos, Switzerland, increasingly worried that the internet sleuths of QAnon were coming ever closer to revealing him and his secret control over all global government, media, and religious authorities.

When NationalZero went online last year, we wanted to build a community of people who could enjoy reading and commenting on politics and news without having a crapload of “opinion” pieces from lobbyists or ego columns.  We did that, we think, and we’ve only gotten larger through the growth of our readership, particularly with the people who left Mediaite.

We’re experiencing growing pains, though.  Our bandwidth use has exploded, and the costs of keeping the site running continue to grow as the number of page views goes up.  We don’t want to put NatZero behind a paywall, but we have to raise revenue because the PayPal donations aren’t cutting it.

So we’ve come up with a new way to generate revenue:  starting at 8 p.m. ET today (Thursday), we’re implementing a pay-per-comment system through disqus.  After you use three free daily comments, you’ll be charged 10¢ for each comment after.  You’ll have to link a PayPal account to your disqus account and each approve the charge for each comment, which will come out of your PayPal account ($5 minimum deposit).  

Dominion Voting Systems, in partnership with a research team provided by Smartmatic Inc, the Soros Open Societies Foundation, and the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela, has conducted a thorough investigation of MyPillow products and found that nearly universally they were already infested with common head lice, especially those bought directly from MyPillow’s website.

“The results are clear,” said Dominion CEO John Poulos in a meeting with the various actors who funded or provided expertise for the effort “Mike Lindell’s product is shit and it’s harmful for Americans – and pretty much everyone around them. Those fuckers can jump more than seven feet from one human head to another, so even if you buy a pillow from Casper like a normal person, the asshole in line behind you at 7-Eleven could be a MyPillow fan – and a walking colony of head lice.”

When pressed on if he was worried about retaliatory defamation lawsuits from Lindell or MyPillow, Poulos laughed maniacally and said “Maybe he can pawn the cross on his neck to retain counsel.”

The eldest son of former president Donald Trump posted a video on his Parler account that he is publicly announcing he has started to transition to being a woman, and she wishes to be called “Donnatella Trump, Jr.”

Donnatella made the announcement while wearing a fashionable skirt that went to his shaven midthigh and wearing a pair of Louboutin pumps with three-inch heels, which she admitted to feeling uncomfortable in.

“I have to get used to the heels,” she said sheepishly.  “Hopefully soon, I’ll be borrowing Ivanka’s.  She’s got a fantastic closet.”

Asked about his relationship with his father, his family and his girlfriend, former Fox News hostess and scream queen of the Republican National Convention Kimberly Guilfoyle, Donnatella didn’t seem concerned.  “I never saw Dad, so I doubt he would even notice.  Ewic is an idiot, and Ivanka welcomes it because now she has someone else to play dress-up with besides Jarod,” Donnatella said.  “And Kimberly’s already the ‘top’ in our relationship.  This just allows ME to wear the silky lingerie.”

“Feds investigation of Matt Gaetz includes whether campaign funds were used to pay for travel and expenses” reports CNN’s Pervaiz Shallwani.

Political news website National Zero is now property of Dominion Voting Systems, per a judgement in the $2.7 billion defamation case brought by our company against the website, formerly owned by MyPillow huckster and fake Christian piece of shit Mike Lindell.

Our other case against Lindell continues, but since National Zero as an entity has zero assets to speak of, we were awarded control of the domain name and hosting account by Judge Martin Lennox of the Northern District of Minnesota just a few minutes ago. Stay tuned to National Zero for all news items debunking the right wing conspiracy nonsense propagated by Lindell and his ilk.

Dominion Voting Systems, the evil, Democracy-hacking, Soros cabal of Satanists has sued NationalZero.com, seeking $2.7 billion in damages for defamation and libel. The case is scheduled to reach a judge at 2:00 pm EST today. The Trump-appointed judge, the Honorable Martin Lennox of the Federalist Society, has agreed to expedite the process and issue a verdict immediately.

On a personal note, I’ve got those fucking cocksuckers right where I want them. I’m asking my attorneys Lin Wood and Sidney Powell to look into getting the judge to putting capital punishment on the table, meaning everyone who works for Dominion will be executed if the judgement finds in favor of National Zero. This is it. The final battle has arrived. America’s future is on the line.

The Christian Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene is a redoubtable fighter in America’s war against communism and secularism. I do admit to feeling impure thoughts when I see her speak and hear her words. When I heard she engaged in extra-marital, but still Godly, copulations with other men that aren’t her husband this naturally sent my excitement into overdrive.

But a sexual dalliance with Congresswoman Taylor-Greene that would require much prayer and forgiveness from God afterward, and then again after each encounter is not in my personal history. The rumors are untrue, sadly. However Marjorie, if you are reading this, please consider messaging me here directly in the comments on National Zero, and we can talk about how I should approach this with your husband. I’m sure he’s used to forgiving you for breaking your holy marriage vows and then reaffirming them to you without a second thought. It shouldn’t be a problem for him.

A new age in pillowing will overtake the world as MyPillow founder and CEO Mike Lindell announces the company’s first international plant, with the bedding giant opening a manufacturing facility in Dusseldorf.

“We are blessed by God to have designed a new type of pillow, one that is specifically designed to support heads,” Mr. Lindell said in a statement.  “And because we will be manufacturing these pillows in Dusseldorf, we will market this line under their native tongue.”

The Mein Kopf, or “my head,” brand will be the third revolution in the history of the pillow, as Mr. Lindell sees it.  First, Europeans used animal carcasses as pillows, and then they used a stuffed sheet.  Now, with Mein Kopf, they will rethink the dominance of German pillow design.

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell has announced a groundbreaking agreement with the patriotic Oath Keepers group, a well-known personal security provider for Trump allies, in which MyPillow will create and produce uniforms for the group members.

“The Oath Keepers are a proud Christian group blessed by God, and we are honored they have chosen MyPillow to be their uniform supplier,” Mr. Lindell said in a statement.  “With our Giza cotton, the Oath Keepers will enjoy the softness and breathability as they work in their efforts to install President Donald Trump to his rightful place in the White House and protect VIPs like Roger Stone.”

Mr. Lindell said MyPillow will repurpose old sheets to make the Oath Keeper uniform, adding trimming to the edges to denote rank.  “With an excess of extreme soft, bright white cotton, the sheets rejected by our top-notch quality control spotters will be turned in to cloaks ideal for Oath Keeper functions and roomy enough to conceal even the largest assault rifle.”

An Arkansas woman is facing kidnapping, sex trafficking, extortion and transportation with intent to engage in criminal sexual activity charges in federal court after beating and smothering a teenaged victim in a multi-state sex trafficking case, the Arkansas Democrat Communist-Gazette reports.

Twenty-one year old Alexus Harris has been charged with a transporting the Pope County, Arkansas girl to Memphis to pimp her out.  In an effort to extort money from the girl’s family, Harris then sent videos of herself and an accomplice beating the girl and smothering her with a pillow.

The pillow used was not a MyPillow, MyPillow founder Mike Lindell confirmed, noting that the luxurious silkiness of a MyPillow would have been a blessing sent by God to anyone whose last senses on this Earth would have been the feeling of a MyPillow on their skin.  “This wouldn’t happen with a MyPillow,” Mr. Lindell asserted, “because MyPillow is made with the most breathable cotton on Earth, straight from Giza.” 

So this Twitter account run by a leftist who calls him or herself “Polling USA” says Fake President Joe Fake Chinese-paid Biden the real loser’s approval rating in four different pollsters is either even or positive. AP-NORC: 23% net approval, Morning Consult: 19% net, and YouGov at 8% net positive approval. Only Rasmussen Reports has the evil fraud-mongering election cheating sinner false prophet at an even approval rating – which is still just Satanic lies and garbage.

I can’t believe my good friend Sharryl Atkisson would sponsor such a patently bullcrap poll that pretends to be fair and Conservative. Rasmussen used to be the gold standard – having correctly predicted the greatest landslide in presidential election history in 2016 – and now they’ve sank into degeneracy and secularism. The other pollsters are already mainstream media propaganda, but I expected better from Rasmussen. I will dedicate the necessary resources to investigate if they’ve been infiltrated by the Non-Christian forces, sending my tech experts to do a full audit of their source code. I really hope this is just some kind of mistake and Rasmussen corrects it soon.

Led by Mike Lindell and the MyPillow brand, the home bedding industry is expected to see a 9% annual growth rate through 2028, raising the industry to nearly $150 billion in revenues in the next nine years, Grandview research reports.

“With MyPillow in the lead and God by our side, the bedding industry will see a great growth, like cotton plants in Giza,” MyPillow founder Mike Lindell said in a statement.  “We will use every bit of that money to ensure that President Donald Trump returns to his rightful place in the White House.”

Bed linens take up the largest portion of the growth in the industry, accounting for 31.6% of sales.  Much of the 2020 growth was due to people demanding new bedding during the coronavirus pandemic, which was totally caused when the Chinese Communists released the virus from a Wuhan laboratory.

Mike Lindell, that dashingly handsome and charming founder of MyPillow®, a revolutionary sleep product beloved by millions across the world, has sued the election fraud company Dominion Voting Systems in federal court for damages 100 times the damages they are seeking from him for speaking the truth about their gaming of the 2020 election against President Trump.

“The truth will come out in discovery,” said Lindell, fresh off his takeover of the leftist propaganda outlet National Zero. “Discovery is the key. Just wait for it Liberals. We will unleash a Biblical Mega-Kraken of- No it will be a LEVIATHAN! Leviathans hunt Kraken. This is even larger of a legal offensive against the Satanic alliance of Soros, Venezuela, and Iran.”