A very barbarian-esque social media influencer who goes by “Liver King” and posts videos of himself consuming raw meat on social media was arrested Wednesday by cops in Austin, Texas on charges of misdemeanor terroristic threats a day after he challenged fellow internet meathead Joe Rogan to a fight, KXAN reports while cautioning that the correlation in timing is not causation.

Liver King, real name Brian Johnson, said “Joe Rogan, I’m calling you out, my name’s Liver King. Man to man, I’m picking a fight with you. I have no training in Jiu-jitsu, you’re a black belt, you should dismantle me. But I’m picking a fight with you. Your rules, I’ll come to you, whenever you’re ready,” in the Monday Instagram post. Cops have yet to confirm whether this was indeed the “threat” that got Johnson arrested or Rogan was the intended victim. A challenge to a fight does not seem like it should necessarily be a threat, let alone a terroristic one, but that it was charged as a misdemeanor could be an indication that Rogan really did report it to police and got this other asshole arrested.

Convicted felon President Trump, extremely cranky over the leak of an intel report determining that the Iranian nuclear program was set back mere months, will address media after the NATO summit in the Netherlands where he surely acted like a complete asshole to the other leaders present.

Three men convicted of collaborating with Israel were Mike Penced on Tuesday, sent to the gallows for allegedly cooperating with the Mossad spy agency and smuggling equipment used in an assassination of an unnamed official on an unspecified date, Reuters reports.

Norwegian tourist Mads Mikkelsen – not to be confused with Casino Royale and Star Wars Rogue One actor of the same name – told an outlet in his native country that Border Patrol agents on June 11th turned him back because they found the above bald JD Vance meme on his phone, the Daily Mail reported on Tuesday. The 21 year-old told Nordlys he was subjected to “abuse of power and harassment… They asked questions about drug trafficking, terrorist plots and right-wing extremism totally without reason” and threatened him with five years in the joint and/or a $5,000 fine if he didn’t unlock his phone… where they found the Photoshopped version of the vice president.

Mikkelson was promptly turned around and sent back to Norway on another flight.

A British wildlife sanctuary’s two rescue bears, 4 year-old sisters Mish and Lucy, broke out of their enclosure and into the food stash on Monday, where they proceeded to absolutely annihilate seven days’ worth of their snacks – mostly honey. CBS News reports the carb overload made them sleepy, docile, and easy to return to their enclosure, where they promptly passed the fuck out.

“Our experienced keeping team acted immediately, following established safety protocols, and successfully used recall training to encourage both bears back into their enclosure without the need for any intervention,” said Wildwood Devon in a statement after the incident. “This was an isolated incident, and we are conducting a full internal investigation to understand exactly how it happened and to ensure robust measures are in place to prevent a reoccurrence,” the park wrote on Facebook. “While the structural integrity of the bear enclosure remains uncompromised, we take any operational lapse extremely seriously.” Cops are investigating the escape as per procedure.

Mish and Lucy are not “zoo animals” but rescues who were abandoned by their mother in a snowdrift in the mountains of Albania in 2021. There were multiple attempts to reintroduce them to the wild but it became clear to conservationists that they would not survive on their own, so they live out their days on the 40 acre preserve populated by other bears, wolves and arctic foxes.

An anonymous Dem strategist kind of freaked the fuck out over socialist Zohran Mamdani effectively becoming Mayor-Elect of New York City, telling Politico Playbook “It is extremely alarming that the only candidates who genuinely excite our voters are the ones making absolutely insane promises on politically toxic positions. Leaving us in the spot of trying to execute on bad policy and losing terribly, or failing to keep our promises and reinforcing the idea that all politics is bullshit.”

Okayyyy… You know maybe the standard-bearer for the centrist Dems could’ve been someone other than the former governor who resigned in disgrace after being accused of sexually harassing 13 women and a whole bunch of other shady shit after more than 10 years in office. And whether or not Mamdani was “making absolutely insane promises” when his whole campaign was about the cost of living it’s worth raising the question of why only a Dem is supposed to be penalized for that. There’s a certain other New York City-born politician who did the same thing and has yet to pay a price for failing to deliver on it. As long as he’s seen as trying to do so his voters still support him.

And on that note, as much as Republicans nationwide are going to start running against Mamdani the way they did with AOC, can anyone honestly say his win was a localized pendulum swing from November 2024? It’s very hard to see Mamdani not in the same spot anyway if Harris had won.

DOGE incel/former cybercriminal Edward “Big Balls” Coristine, 19, has resigned from his post fucking up the federal government in the General Services Administration, Wired reports.

Time for the west to wake up https://t.co/IIsL1ifTl6

— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) June 25, 2025

“FAKE NEWS CNN, TOGETHER WITH THE FAILING NEW YORK TIMES, HAVE TEAMED UP IN AN ATTEMPT TO DEMEAN ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL MILITARY STRIKES IN HISTORY. THE NUCLEAR SITES IN IRAN ARE COMPLETELY DESTROYED! BOTH THE TIIMES AND CNN ARE GETTING SLAMMED BY THE PUBLIC!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday, losing his shit at 3:30 AM European time over some reporting sourced from his own intel agencies.

Leftist New York State Assemblyman Zohran Mamdani on Tuesday defeated disgraced former Governor Andrew Cuomo in Gotham’s Dem primary election, a come from behind win seen as impossible just weeks ago and sure to turn the MAGA empire’s ire on the city, once again.

And no it hasn’t been called yet, it’s just over as Mamdani’s lead is almost prohibitive.

Ask Mike Pence about his last month.

— Thomas Massie (@RepThomasMassie) June 24, 2025

North Carolina Senator Thom Tillis on Tuesday warned fellow GOP senators during a closed-door meeting Tuesday that the Big Beautiful Bill could be for their party what Obamacare was for Dems in the 2010 Midterms, a poundstone hanging around their necks, Punchbowl News reports.

Tillis was especially worried about Medicare cuts, to which Majority Leader John Thune said they’re the only way to lower taxes for rich people. Mitch McConnell then said “failure isn’t an option” and added “I know a lot of us are hearing from people back home about Medicaid. But they’ll get over it.”

“At 500 PM AST (2100 UTC), the center of Tropical Storm Andrea was located near latitude 37.9 North, longitude 47.4 West. Andrea is moving toward the northeast near 20 mph (31 km/h), and this motion is expected to continue tonight and Wednesday. Maximum sustained winds are near 40 mph (65 km/h) with higher gusts. Weakening is expected to begin later tonight, with Andrea dissipating on Wednesday. Tropical-storm-force winds extend outward up to 60 miles (95 km) from the center.”

“The estimated minimum central pressure is 1015 mb (29.98 inches),” says the National Hurricane Center’s very cursory bulletin on Tropical Storm Andrea, which will dissipate very far out in the Atlantic – it’s probably closer to Spain than it is New York – in a matter of hours.

You will not be at all shocked to learn that US intel officials have assessed that the Iranian nuclear program was not in fact “obliterated” like convicted felon President Trump has repeatedly claimed since he began bombing the country, but set back by mere months, CNN reports.

The family of 28 year-old Brazilian tourist Juliana Marins on Tuesday announced that sadly she passed away during her multi-day ordeal of having fallen off of a cliff and into the crater of Mt Rinjani in Indonesia, the Daily Beast reports “Today, the rescue team managed to reach the place where Juliana Marins was. With great sadness, we inform you that she did not survive. We remain very grateful for all the prayers, messages of affection and support that we have received,” said Marins’ family in a post on Instagram after days of failed rescue attempts by Indonesian crews.

And yeah I need to apologize to readers for the flippant headline “Everybody’s Grown Tourist Woman: The Rescue of Juliana Marins,” using Juliana’s plight to mock the comically over-the-top corny and also depressing aftermath of the 1987 rescue of then-toddler Jessica McClure from a well in Midland, Texas. I was aware of the risk of not awaiting the outcome but had estimated that she would ultimately be rescued. I was wrong and Juliana – by all appearances a spirited, adventurous young lady who was taken far too soon – may have even already passed away by that point. Her family has been through hell these last few days of false hope that only exacerbates the tragedy.

There’s no “but” here, simply an acknowledgement that I’m going to try to be more considerate going forward. I crossed my own line and don’t feel good about it, necessitating this confessional and a re-commitment to being more discerning with my callousness towards the deceased and/or soon-to-be deceased in certain situations. You’ll still see headlines like “Newly-pardoned Capitol rioter newly-dead after being shot by cop” and other such lighthearted treatments when those who fucked around got the ultimate find-out. Sometimes certain readers will have believed I crossed a line, that someone deserves more sympathy than I gave them. It will happen, probably within days.

“As a Member of the United States Congress, I write to formally nominate Donald J Trump, the 47th President of the United States, for the Nobel Peace Prize in recognition of his extraordinary and historic role in brokering an end to the armed conflict between Israel and Iran and preventing the world’s largest state sponsor of terrorism from obtaining the most lethal weapon on the planet. In recent weeks, the world stood on the precipice of a dangerous and potentially regiondestabilizing war. Yet in the face of this crisis, President Trump took bold action to ultimately champion peace through strength and facilitate a ceasefire framework that brought hostilities to a halt. In a statement that has since reverberated around the globe, President Trump announced the terms of a complete and total ceasefire agreement, commending both Israel and Iran for their courage to end the war.”

“His message of mutual respect and peace will now result in a full cessation of military activity, no further escalation, and the preservation of thousands, if not millions, of lives throughout the Middle East and around the globe,” and blah blah blah blah writes cheap little slut Georgia MAGA Congressman Buddy Carter, just absolutely begging for his face to be showered in the in golden glory of his Holy Orange Dominant with an endorsement in the 2026 Georgia Senate GOP primary, a race in which Carter is the only declared candidate and still has yet to get the nod from Trump.

To be completely fair though, Carter absolutely has a better chance of securing the endorsement than the fat fuck has of winning a Nobel Peace Prize on this nomination or any of the 11 others.

Creepy looking weirdo former Trump defense lawyer-turned Justice Department official-turned federal circuit court nominee Emil Bove said he was willing to defy court orders against deporting people, according to a whistleblower complaint obtained by the New York Times.

The whistleblower, former DOJ lawyer Erez Reuveni, was canned in April for insubordination after he admitted to a federal judge that Kilmar Abrego Garcia should not have been sent to the CECOT dungeon in El Salvador the previous month, with MAGA enforcer Todd Blanche informing Reuveni he had failed to “follow a directive from your superiors” in a suspension notice prior to the firing.

In the complaint Reuveni says he “became aware of the plans of DOJ leadership to resist court orders that would impede potentially illegal efforts to deport noncitizens, and further became aware of the details to execute those plans,” and that “Discouraging clients from engaging in illegal conduct is an important part of the role of a lawyer. Mr Reuveni tried to do so and was thwarted, threatened, fired and publicly disparaged for both doing his job and telling the truth to the court.”

Then during a March 14th meeting Bove told other officials that the Orange God Emperor would soon invoke the Alien Enemies Act to speed up deportations and “stressed to all in attendance that the planes needed to take off no matter what.” Bove then acknowledged “the possibility that a court order would enjoin those removals before they could be effectuated” and “that DOJ would need to consider telling the courts ‘fuck you’ and ignore any such order. Mr Reuveni perceived that others in the room looked stunned, and he observed awkward, nervous glances among people in the room.”

IDF aircraft on Tuesday still struck one military target inside Iran in retaliation for the broken ceasefire even after convicted felon President Trump commanded them not to and claimed that the planes had turned around, Axios reports on the outcome of the frantic rage from the longshot Nobel Peace Prize contender’s profane outburst. In fairness, the IDF severely limited the scope of their intended attack, as they had planned to bomb the shit out of Tehran, until Israeli dictator Benjamin Netanyahu relayed Trump’s command to his pilots, allowing just the lone performative strike.

“In the end, it was decided to significantly scale back the strike, cancel the attack on a large number of targets and strike only one radar system outside of Tehran,” an Israeli official said.

A Trump minion told Axios that the Orange God Emperor had expressed to Netanyahu in “an exceptionally firm and direct way” his displeasure with the planned counterstrike. Which means he probably called Netanyahu “a stupid cunt” given that he screamed “fuck” on camera just minutes earlier. “The president told Netanyahu what needed to happen to sustain the ceasefire. The prime minister understood the severity of the situation and the concerns President Trump expressed,” the minion added about the severity of Donald’s need to pretend there’s peace in the Middle East.

Donald later told reporters on Air Force One that he doesn’t want to see regime change in Iran because that would cause “chaos” in the region, which is weird because he was pro-regime change on Sunday when he posted that it’s “not politically correct to use the term” and thus MAGA.

Jesus Dork Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, who last year tweeted that the International Criminal Court “should stand down on this immediately. Israel has the right to defend itself from terrorist organizations seeking to destroy it. Note to the ICC: the real criminals are with Hamas and in Iran,” after Hague prosecutors obtained an arrest warrant for dictator Benjamin Netanyahu and then-Defense Minister Yoav Gallant, charging them with crimes against humanity, told Fox and Friends this morning that the IDF should not be bombing Iran to avenge Tehran breaking the ceasefire and killing for Israeli civilians in a missile attack, signaling to his party’s voters watching this stupid show that the Jewish state does not in fact have a right to defend itself.

Why? Because that would deprive convicted felon President Trump of the “win” he got by claiming credit for brokering the ceasefire that lasted something like 90 minutes until the missiles were fired. Donald maintaining the image that he achieved peace is more important than Israeli lives and sovereignty. For all the tens of thousands of innocent lives destroyed in during Netanyahu’s depravedly indifferent nearly two-year campaign against Gaza, Lebanon, and elsewhere, the red line is what the Orange Yahweh wants reality to be. That’s what Fox News viewers were told to think.