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Everybody’s Grown Tourist Woman: The Rescue of Juliana Marins

Just pitching a potential title for the made-for-TV movie should they be able to rescue Brazilian tourist Juliana Marins from the volcano in Indonesia she fell into on Saturday. Crews haven’t gotten to her yet, though they were able to deliver food and water to her inside the crater of Mount Rinjani on Monday, the BBC reports. There isn’t any decent video of the story in English, unfortunately.

Hopefully she gets rescued and hopefully her rescuers stay anonymous. If you feel like a depressing but also kind of darkly comical read about what happened in Midland, Texas in the years after Jessica McClure was rescued from the well, check out this 1995 New York Times piece. It was printed a few months after the paramedic who saved her, Robert O’Donnell, spiraled into depression and shot himself after the fame died down. The rest of it’s pretty funny and very Simpsons-esque.

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