Speaking to reporters prior to leaving for the NATO summit, convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday said he’s “not happy with Iran, but I’m really not happy with Israel,” for continuing to fire missiles at each other hours after the ceasefire Trump had congratulated himself on having reached on Monday night, per Axios’s Barak Ravid. “They don’t know what the fuck they’re doing” he added.

Trump predicted the ceasefire “will hold” but “I don’t like what Israel did… As soon as I get away from you, I’m going to try to stop it,” per CNN’s Alayna Treene. The ceasefire’s already been broken.

“ISRAEL. DO NOT DROP THOSE BOMBS. IF YOU DO IT IS A MAJOR VIOLATION. BRING YOUR PILOTS HOME, NOW! DONALD J TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES,” the fat bastard then posted.

“I think the ceasefire is unlimited. It’s going to go forever,” Trump told NBC News in a phone interview printed at 9:33 PM EDT on Monday. Asked whether the war was completely over, the degenerate slob said “Yes. I don’t believe they will ever be shooting at each other again.”

“THE CEASEFIRE IS NOW IN EFFECT. PLEASE DO NOT VIOLATE IT!” posted convicted felon President Trump at 1:08 AM EDT on Tuesday, right about the time the Iranians had fired missiles at Israel, killing at least four people and injuring eight more around sunrise local time, the AP reports.

In related news the Iranians fired another volley of missiles at Israel early Tuesday local time.

“On June 11, NASA’s LRO (Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter) captured photos of the site where the ispace Mission 2 SMBC x HAKUTO-R Venture Moon (RESILIENCE) lunar lander experienced a hard landing on June 5, 2025, UTC. RESILIENCE was launched on Jan 15 on a privately funded spacecraft. LRO’s right Narrow Angle Camera (one in a suite of cameras known as LROC) captured the images featured here from about 50 miles above the surface of Mare Frigoris, a volcanic region interspersed with large-scale faults known as wrinkle ridges. The dark smudge visible above the arrow in the photo formed as the vehicle impacted the surface, kicking up regolith – the rock and dust that make up Moon ‘soil.’ The faint bright halo encircling the site resulted from low-angle regolith particles scouring the delicate surface,” said NASA in an update on Friday.

Nice of them to sugarcoat it with the “hard landing.” The fucking thing crashed, lol.

“CONGRATULATIONS TO EVERYONE! It has been fully agreed by and between Israel and Iran that there will be a Complete and Total CEASEFIRE (in approximately 6 hours from now, when Israel and Iran have wound down and completed their in progress, final missions!), for 12 hours, at which point the War will be considered, ENDED! Officially, Iran will start the CEASEFIRE and, upon the 12th Hour, Israel will start the CEASEFIRE and, upon the 24th Hour, an Official END to THE 12 DAY WAR will be saluted by the World,” posted the “Peace President” on Monday after his fun little adventure.

“During each CEASEFIRE, the other side will remain PEACEFUL and RESPECTFUL. On the assumption that everything works as it should, which it will, I would like to congratulate both Countries, Israel and Iran, on having the Stamina, Courage, and Intelligence to end, what should be called, ‘THE 12 DAY WAR.” This is a War that could have gone on for years, and destroyed the entire Middle East, but it didn’t, and never will! God bless Israel, God bless Iran, God bless the Middle East, God bless the United States of America, and GOD BLESS THE WORLD!” the fat bastard continued.

The Supreme Court on Monday voted 6-3 to lift a lower court order requiring the Trump Regime to give 10 days’ notice before they’re deported to El Salvador or South Sudan or whatever hellhole the fat fuck and his minions think of next, Bloomberg reports on another L for the rule of law.

Acknowledging that it was all just kayfabe, convicted felon President Trump extended his warmest thanks to Iran on Monday after their choreographed counterattack, posting “Iran has officially responded to our Obliteration of their Nuclear Facilities with a very weak response, which we expected, and have very effectively countered. There have been 14 missiles fired – 13 were knocked down, and 1 was ‘set free,’ because it was headed in a nonthreatening direction. I am pleased to report NO Americans were harmed, and hardly any damage was done. Most importantly, they’ve gotten it all out of their ‘system,’ and there will, hopefully, be no further HATE.”

“I want to thank Iran for giving us early notice, which made it possible for no lives to be lost, and nobody to be injured. Perhaps Iran can now proceed to Peace and Harmony in the Region, and I will enthusiastically encourage Israel to do the same. Thank you for your attention to this matter!”

Why the fuck is he thanking them for firing a token volley of missiles with the express intent of not killing or harming any Americans or Qataris? How is that a good thing rather than maybe just a less bad thing? And what makes him so sure this is the only thing they’re going to do to retaliate?

“CONGRATULATIONS WORLD, IT’S TIME FOR PEACE!” the fat bastard posted after thanking the Emir of Qatar for his help defending the base, another solid from the monarch after the free luxury 747.

A jury in DC on Monday awarded the widow of DC Police Officer Jeffrey Smith $500,000 in punitive and compensatory damages from defendant and January 6th rioter David Walls-Kaufman, the AP reports. Smith committed suicide months after the insurrection and the jury agreed with his wife and estate that Walls-Kaufman’s assault on Smith has been a contributing factor to his death.

Just pitching a potential title for the made-for-TV movie should they be able to rescue Brazilian tourist Juliana Marins from the volcano in Indonesia she fell into on Saturday. Crews haven’t gotten to her yet, though they were able to deliver food and water to her inside the crater of Mount Rinjani on Monday, the BBC reports. There isn’t any decent video of the story in English, unfortunately.

Hopefully she gets rescued and hopefully her rescuers stay anonymous. If you feel like a depressing but also kind of darkly comical read about what happened in Midland, Texas in the years after Jessica McClure was rescued from the well, check out this 1995 New York Times piece. It was printed a few months after the paramedic who saved her, Robert O’Donnell, spiraled into depression and shot himself after the fame died down. The rest of it’s pretty funny and very Simpsons-esque.

“I don’t think this is an appropriate time for a war powers resolution, and I don’t think it’s necessary. For 80 years, presidents of both parties have acted with the same Commander in Chief Authrity under Article 2. You had President Biden used three times in Middle East operations. President Obama went on an eight month campaign bombing Libya to take down the regime there.”

“I never heard a Democrat balk about any of that. And suddenly now they’re just up in arms. It’s all politics. This is not a time for politics,” said devout Christian aphorism machine Speaker Mike Johnson on Monday when asked if Congress was going to assert its authority.

Three Iranian officials tell the New York Times they gave advance warning of the attack via intermediaries, meaning it was all kayfabe to make it look like to regime loyalists that there was a proportionate response. “The officials said Iran symbolically needed to strike back at the US but at the same time carry it out in a way that allowed all sides an exit ramp,” the Times literally writes.

Which would mean Trump knew this “symbolic” counterattack was coming and still allowed it to happen, putting American troops and Qatari civilians in harm’s way for choreographed bullshit.

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— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) June 23, 2025

At least six Iranian-launched missiles hit the Al Udeid Air Base in Qatar on Monday night local time and more were fired at another American base in Iraq, Axios reports on the Trump Regime getting the escalation they probably wanted out of this. No word on casualties yet.

Baton Rouge, Lousiana Marine Corps veteran Adrian Clouatre, 26, tells the AP he has to keep lying to his 2 year-old son Noah that “Mama will be home soon” and switched 3 month-old daughter Lyn to baby formula after his wife Paola was tossed in the ICE gulag in Monroe last month.

Paola, 25, a Mexican national was detained when she showed up at an immigration services office to apply for a green card, finding that she had been subject to a deportation order years ago because of her estranged mother who had abandoned her as a teenager, but figured that now she was married to a US citizen everything would be fine. It wasn’t and ICE cuffed her in the lobby.

Before the convicted felon President Trump had returned to office she would’ve been issued a green card as a family member of a veteran, but that policy was quietly revoked. Marine Corps recruiters by the way are still advertising that service is a way to get family members exempted from deportation orders. Corps spokesman Master Sgt Tyler Hlavac told the AP that recruiters have now been informed they are “not the proper authority” to “imply that the Marine Corps can secure immigration relief for applicants or their families.” Sorry losers and suckers, but America First.

Paola Clouarte’s story is not to be confused with that of Ana Gabriella Diaz and her American husband Roberto Gutierrez. Diaz’s daughter is 16 months old and was still breastfeeding before her mother was arrested in Cailfornia and tossed probably in the same gulag at Monroe (KABC’s reporting just says “1,400 miles away” very roughly the distance to Monroe as the crow flies).

“In line with the State of Qatar’s commitment to the safety of its citizens, residents, and visitors, the relevant authorities have announced the temporary suspension of air traffic in the country’s airspace. This is part of a set of precautionary measures taken in response to developments in the region,” says a bulletin from the Qatar Ministry of Foreign Affairs issued Monday. Can’t have any luxury 787s getting shot down in the crossfire between US troops and the Iranians, right?

“The Ministry of Foreign Affairs affirms that official bodies are closely and continuously monitoring the situation, assessing new developments in coordination with regional and international partners, and will keep the public informed of any updates through official channels. The Ministry reiterates that the safety and security of all individuals on Qatari soil remains a top priority, and the state will not hesitate to take all necessary precautionary steps in this regard,” the alert continued.

“Did I hear Former President Medvedev, from Russia, casually throwing around the ‘N word’ (Nuclear!), and saying that he and other Countries would supply Nuclear Warheads to Iran? Did he really say that or, is it just a figment of my imagination? If he did say that, and, if confirmed, please let me know, IMMEDIATELY. The ‘N word’ should not be treated so casually. I guess that’s why Putin’s ‘THE BOSS.’ By the way, if anyone thinks our ‘hardware’ was great over the weekend, far and away the strongest and best equipment we have, 20 years advanced over the pack, is our Nuclear Submarines. They are the most powerful and lethal weapons ever built, and just launched the 30 Tomahawks – All 30 hit their mark perfectly. So, in addition to our Great Fighter Pilots, thank you to the Captain and Crew!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday.

The fat bastard was responding to Dmitry Medvedev – Putin’s tag-teammate who subbed in during a four-year interregnum before they abolished the constitution – tweeting that Russia would supply nukes to Iran if their enrichment capacity was indeed taken out by the US strikes.

I spent millions of my own money and TRAVELED THE ENTIRE COUNTRY campaigning for President Trump and his MAGA agenda and his promises.

And Trump’s MAGA agenda included these key promises:

NO MORE FOREIGN WARS.

NO MORE REGIME CHANGE.

WORLD PEACE.

And THIS is what the people…

— Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 (@mtgreenee) June 23, 2025

Continued after the cutoff: “And THIS is what the people voted for. Only 6 months in and we are back into foreign wars, regime change, and world war 3. It feels like a complete bait and switch to please the neocons, warmongers, military industrial complex contracts, and neocon tv personalities that MAGA hates and who were NEVER TRUMPERS! After the bombs were dropped, we were told ‘complete success’ and Iran’s nuclear capabilities were totally wiped out. Then it quickly turned to Iran’s nuclear facilities ‘partially damaged’ and now it’s ‘we don’t know where their enriched uranium is.’ Let me be very clear. My children are 22, 25, and 27. I will literally fight ANYONE for their future.”

“And their future and their entire generation’s future MUST be free of America LAST foreign wars that provoke terrorists attacks on our homeland, military drafts, and NUCLEAR WAR. I am FIGHTING for them to have a future where they can afford to buy a home, afford insurance, invest for retirement, enjoy life, retain their God given freedoms, afford to raise a family under their Christian faith, not be in debt, safety and security, AND NOT HAVE OUR OWN TAX PAYER FUNDED GOVERNMENT DESTROY IT ALL. Contrary to brainwashed Democrat boomers think and protest about, Trump is not a king, MAGA is not a cult, and I can and DO have my own opinion.”

That false statement aside and whether she’s serious or not, this is getting pretty close to the point where the Orange God Emperor is going to have to respond. Might be at that point already.

US intel sources tell Reuters that Iran could launch retaliatory strikes on US troops stationed in the Middle East within the next day or two, but are hoping “peace talks” can prevent any revenge.

“The spokesperson for the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea gave the following answer to the question raised by KCNA on June 23 as regards the US military strike against Iran’s nuclear facilities: The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea strongly denounces the attack on Iran by the US, which severely violated the UN Charter with respect for sovereignty and non-interference in internal affairs as its basic principle, and also the norms of other international laws, by violently trampling down the territorial integrity and security interests of a sovereign state. Opposing the threat and exercise of force that undermine the territorial integrity and political independence of a country in international relations constitutes the purpose, principles and fundamental spirit of the UN Charter that reflects the unanimous will of the international community,” says fatass Kim Jong Un’s Regime in a statement issued via state media.

“The present situation of the Middle East, which is shaking the very basis of international peace and security, is the inevitable product of Israel’s reckless valour as it advances its unilateral interests through ceaseless war moves and territorial expansion, and that of the Western-style free order which has so far tolerated and encouraged Israeli acts. Acts of Israel and the US are amplifying serious concerns as they have further aggravated the tension in the Middle East and brought serious negative consequences on the global security structure by use of physical strength under the pretext of so-called ‘peacekeeping’ and ‘removal of threat’. The righteous international community should raise the voice of unanimous censure and rejection against the US and Israel’s confrontational acts,” the statement continued. Not terribly surprising they didn’t like it.