Nearly half – 45 percent – of respondents to an NPR/PBS/Marist College national survey give convicted felon President Trump an “F,” while another 7 percent say “D,” 8 percent at “C,” 17 percent at “B,” and 23 percent were ballsucking cultists who give him an “A.”

“The Polls from the Fake News are, like the News itself, FAKE! We are doing GREAT, better than ever before,” screamed the fat fuck on his stupid social media network late Monday.

Canadian Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre lost the election on Monday night.

That’s an unremarkable statement since by now everyone who followed the news from up north knows that Prime Minister Mark Carney’s Liberal Party triumphed in the contest and assumes Poilievre was set to continue as the leader of the Conservative opposition in Parliament…

Yeah, about that. The Tories are going to need a new leader as Poilivere lost his seat to a Lib.

Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez on Monday provided an update as to what caused the power grid in the nation of 44 million as well as neighboring Portugal to completely collapse earlier in the day: No clue and even less about how long it would take to come back online, per Politico EU.

Luckily for approximately 92 percent of folks in Spain at least that indefinite target was on the low end and electricity has been restored Tuesday morning, though officials are pleading with Spaniards to avoid public transportation and limit cell phone use to just short calls. Getting to the bottom of what happened may take significantly longer and to say it was freaking weird that 15 gigawatts – or 60 percent of national consumption typical for the time of day/week/year – suddenly disappeared from the grid for five seconds, causing the rapid collapse across the two neighboring countries.

Portuguese operator REN claimed that “Due to extreme temperature variations in the interior of Spain, there were anomalous oscillations in the very high voltage lines (400 kV), a phenomenon known as ‘induced atmospheric vibration’. These oscillations caused synchronisation failures between the electrical systems, leading to successive disturbances across the interconnected European network,” which is some freaking weird shit. Whoever heard of that?

Canada’s Liberal Party won a mandate in Monday’s big national elections, with the CBC projecting them taking 161 seats to the Conservatives 151, Bloc Quebecois in third at 23, the NDP at eight, the Greens at one seat, a stunning comeback for the Libs after a rough outlook last year.

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— Jared Moskowitz (@JaredEMoskowitz) April 28, 2025

“Great Pollster John McLaughlin, one of the most highly respected in the industry, has just stated that The Failing New York Times Poll, and the ABC/Washington Post Poll, about a person named DONALD J TRUMP, ME, are FAKE POLLS FROM FAKE NEWS ORGANIZATIONS. The New York Times has only 37 percent Trump 2024 voters, and the ABC/Washington Post Poll has only 34 percent Trump Voters, unheard of numbers unless looking for a negative result, which they are.”

“These people should be investigated for ELECTION FRAUD, and add in the FoxNews Pollster while you’re at it. They are Negative Criminals who apologize to their subscribers and readers after I WIN ELECTIONS BIG, much bigger than their polls showed I would win, loose a lot of credibility, and then go on cheating and lying for the next cycle, only worse. They suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, and there is nothing that anyone, or anything, can do about it. THEY ARE SICK, almost only write negative stories about me no matter how well I am doing (99.9 percent at the Border, BEST NUMBER EVER!), AND ARE TRULY THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE! I wish them well, but will continue to fight to, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday, threatening prosecution for pollsters over his historically godawful approval numbers.

“We don’t have a Free and Fair ‘Press’ in this Country anymore. We have a Press that writes BAD STORIES, and CHEATS, BIG, ON POLLS. IT IS COMPROMISED AND CORRUPT. SAD!” he then continued in another post, lol. Can’t even be happy with just stupid Rasmussen anymore.

Things got interesting recently in an elite Signal group called “Chatham House” that an organizer, Silicon Valley chode-turned-Trump Regime AI advisor Sriram Krishnan, hailed as “the memetic upstream of mainstream opinion” and which Semafor credits as being among the spaces instrumental in selling a number of top figures who were formerly MAGAgnostic at best on getting on board the Trump 2024 train. Interesting in that some of the exchanges finally began leaking when one of the said Trump fans in the group, Palantir co-founder Joe Lonsdale, turned on another, Singapore-based former Coinbase CTO Balaji Srinivasan, with the former accusing the latter of being a Chinese fifth columnist for opposing the convicted felon 47th president’s suicidally stupid trade war against the Xi Regime that now threatens grievous economic harm on regular Americans.

“This is insane CCP thinking… Not sure what leaders hang out w you in Singapore but on this you have been taken over by a crazy China mind virus,” wrote Lonsdale, whose company has grossed at least $11.7 billion in federal contracts since 2009 and he’s writing “crazy China mind virus” like some obese middle-aged incel in a Breitbart comment. The Semafor reporter, Ben Smith, notes that both Lonsdale and Srinivasan quickly took to Twitter to get out in front of the Sunday night story after he’d contacted them about the exchange, with Srinivasan ripping Smith as “the guy who published the fake Steele Dossier. He’s writing about a 300+ person group chat that I sometimes post in, along with a bunch of other people,” and Lonsdale writing “Balaji and I have been friends for 20 years and we will always be on the same side against communists and lefty journalists.”

“Hopefully ACTBLUE, the Democrats ILLEGAL SCAM used to raise money, including from not allowed ‘foreign contributions,’ is being looked at by authorities. The Dems only know how to win by CHEATING, something which they do better than any group or party in history. But now, with their terrible policies and candidates, and with people like Crooked Adam Schiff, who demanded a full Pardon from Sleepy Joe, leading the way, it is almost impossible to reach their money goals.”

“The USA is wise to these scoundrels and crooks. Also, why did the Auto Pen give Schiff a Pardon? Biden knew nothing about it. Who operated the Auto Pen? That is the biggest question being asked in DC. They almost destroyed our Country. They should all be in jail!!!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Sunday, helping ActBlue to get whatever eventual charges dismissed.

The fat fuck also posted that he’s “bringing Columbus Day back from the ashes. The Democrats did everything possible to destroy Christopher Columbus, his reputation, and all of the Italians that love him so much. They tore down his Statues, and put up nothing but ‘WOKE,’ or even worse, nothing at all! Well, you’ll be happy to know, Christopher is going to make a major comeback. I am hereby reinstating Columbus Day under the same rules, dates, and locations, as it has had for all of the many decades before!” and it’s worth asking whether he even has any idea what he’s talking about.

Treasury Suckretary Scott Bessent on Sunday didn’t have an answer on whether convicted felon President Trump is actually negotiating with the Chinese as he claims or is just making shit up as they claimed which, well if you care about these kind of things, should be kind of concerning, right?

The wife of an active-duty Coast Guardsman was arrested on Thursday by Homeland Security inside the family residential section of the US Naval Air Station at Key West, Florida, after she was flagged for an expired work visa in a routine security check, the Associated Press reports.

“The spouse is not a member of the Coast Guard and was detained by Homeland Security Investigations pursuant to a lawful removal order. The Coast Guard works closely with HSI and others to enforce federal laws, including on immigration,” said Coast Guard spokesman Lt Cmdr Steve Roth in a statement confirming the arrest. Even their own people get owned sometimes, libs.

These freaking polls and their little revelations about the neuroses of Republican voters are just so damn funny. Like the topline’s not going to tell you anything about his approval rating at 100 days that you haven’t already seen from the other guys this week (NBC also dropped a result finding the fat bastard underwater), but somehow CBS and other YouGov client The Economist always manage to press their buttons in such creatively trollish ways. The “100 Days is not enough” is just gold.

“When Tariffs cut in, many people’s Income Taxes will be substantially reduced, maybe even completely eliminated. Focus will be on people making less than $200,000 a year. Also, massive numbers of jobs are already being created, with new plants and factories currently being built or planned. It will be a BONANZA FOR AMERICA!!! THE EXTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE IS HAPPENING!!!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Sunday, sounding really confident in the power of his regressive tax policy that will fuck up so much for so many Americans.

“Today, in the early hours of the morning, the New Orleans Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Field Office deported at least two families, including two mothers and their minor children, three of whom are US citizen children aged 2, 4, and 7. One of the mothers is currently pregnant.”

“The families, who had lived in the United States for years and had deep ties to their communities, were deported from the US under deeply troubling circumstances that raise serious due process concerns. ICE detained the first family on Tuesday, April 22, and the second family on Thursday, April 24. In both cases, ICE held the families incommunicado, refusing or failing to respond to multiple attempts by attorneys and family members to contact them. In one instance, a mother was granted less than one minute on the phone before the call was abruptly terminated when her spouse tried to provide legal counsel’s phone number. In the case of the other family, a US citizen child suffering from a rare form of metastatic cancer was deported without medication or the ability to consult with their treating physicians – despite ICE being notified in advance of the child’s urgent medical needs. In addition, one of the mothers who was deported is pregnant, and ICE proceeded with her deportation without ensuring any continuity of prenatal care or medical oversight.”

“These actions represent a shocking – although increasingly common – abuse of power. NOLA ICE has inflicted harm and jeopardized the lives and health of vulnerable children and a pregnant woman. The cruelty and deliberate denial of legal and medical access are not only unlawful, but inhumane,” says the ACLU in a statement posted on their website on Saturday.

This is what Laken Riley and Jocelyn Nungaray and the rest would’ve wanted, right Trump fanboys?

Convicted felon President Trump’s job approval ratings sank below the 40 percent mark in yet another major national survey at 39 percent to 55 percent disapprove in this week’s Washington Post-ABC News, down from 45 percent approve in April to 53 percent disapprove in February, the lowest in the poll’s history of any president at 100 days, even Trump himself in his first failed term.

Trump is underwater on every policy, his best being immigration at 46/53 percent approve disapprove and “The recent turmoil in the stock market” the worst at 31/67 percent, lol.

The shitty numbers are just the latest in a series of disastrous poll findings for the fat fuck this month: 42 to 54 percent approve/disapprove from the Times, Fox News at 44 to 55 (38 to 56 approve-disapprove on the economy), 39 percent approval in AP-NORC, and 43-52 by Reuters/Ipsos. Even Rasmussen was a little tepid for Trump at 47 percent approval rating, lol.

Following up more than a week late on this after having given it so much attention last month: Per the Arizona Republic, Governor Katie Hobbs signed the Grand Canyon State’s Stolen Valor Act into law on Friday, April 18th, weeks after white nationalist psychopath state Senator Wendy Rogers had blocked it seemingly to protect an ally she had endorsed last year in a contentious state House GOP primary against the bill’s eventual sponsor, now-state Representative Walter Blackman.

The significance of the new law is that now candidates for any public office cannot misrepresent anything about their military service (or lack thereof), which is really the first time in United States history that ANY sort of lying to voters about personal qualifications or achievements by candidates is a criminal offense. Hopefully this is the top of a slippery slope in which even empty promises – like ending the war in Ukraine in the first 24 hours – are and will remain protected speech while blatant and knowing misstatements like they’re eating the cats, they’re eating the dogs, etc is a crime.

Citing several sources inside the Pentagon, NBC News reports that convicted felon President Trump told alcoholic sexual abuser former Fox News host Pete Hegseth that he “did not approve of his texting information about airstrikes in Yemen to a Signal group that included Hegseth’s wife, his brother and his personal attorney, describing what the defense secretary had done as childish.”

“The call ended with Trump telling Hegseth to keep fighting, however,” NBC’s reporting then continued, copied verbatim to illustrate how freaking stupid this is, that Trump really does not give a fuck that his own guy is potentially compromising national security and putting American service members at risk, it’s probably at worst that the fat bastard is probably simply annoyed at having to answer questions from reporters every time Hegseth fucks up. Even then does Trump really hate it?

The original sin that led to the reign of the Orange God Emperor is Hillary Clinton’s goddamned emails and what Hegseth did in his first few months on the job THAT HE STILL HAS NOW is the same if not worse than Hillary getting nagged about it four years later. He probably loves that the shoe’s on the other foot now and he can just rub the “establishment” in shit with his hypocrisy.

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— Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський (@ZelenskyyUa) April 26, 2025

“Beneath the steaming geysers and bubbling mud pots of Yellowstone National Park lies one of the world’s most closely watched volcanic systems. Now a team of geoscientists has uncovered new evidence that sheds light on how this mighty system may behave in the future – and what might keep it from erupting. A team of researchers from Rice University, University of New Mexico, University of Utah and the University of Texas at Dallas have discovered a sharp, volatile-rich cap just 3.8 kilometers beneath Yellowstone’s surface. This cap, made of magma, acts like a lid, helping to trap pressure and heat below it. Using innovative controlled-source seismic imaging and advanced computer models, their findings suggest that the Yellowstone magma reservoir is actively releasing gas while remaining in a stable state. The research, led by Rice’s Chenglong Duan and Brandon Schmandt along with collaborators, provides new insight into how magma, volatiles and fluids move within Earth’s crust,” says a recent press release from Rice University.

Fat Hitler’s Reich on Friday abruptly reversed course on a wave of student visa cancelations after being hit with a shit ton of lawsuits and injunctions, Politico reports. Most of those who’d had their visas canceled had extremely minor criminal records, mostly misdemeanors and even dismissed cases. Chickenshit Secretary of State Marco Rubio’s team are working on a different policy.

Disgraced Republican former Long Island Congressman George Santos was sentenced to 87 months in a federal prison on Friday, per MSNBC’s Jessie Rodriguez, but proooooooobably won’t serve a minute given fellow convicted felon President Trump’s propensity for issuing pardons these days.