The 49-year-old Nevada man arrested on gun charges about a quarter-mile from a Trump rally near Coachella, California claims he’s no assassin but just a gun-loving Trump fan, NBC News reports, and he’s speaking out to counter the “defamatory statements […] released by the police in the region.”

“I’m a Trump caucus captain. I’ve collected votes for Donald Trump, and I’m also a Trump team leader,” Vem Miller said in the video posted online; none of his claims have been corroborated as yet. “It is with that that I decided to come to Coachella after receiving a special invitation from members of the Nevada Republican Party.”

Various news reports describe Miller as part of the “sovereign citizen” movement that does not recognize most federal government authority.  Miller’s car had homemade license plates, and he had multiple forms of ID, including fake passports.  Sheriff’s deputies arrested Miller for violating state weapons laws.

“These two are phonies.  These are phony candidates, for whom no one voted.  This is a phony campaign:  Kamala comes out with her phony accent all the time,”  says Donald Trump’s daughter-in-law, pop singer Lara Trump, who appears to follow the family tradition of botox and plastic surgery.  “They’re phony, Sean, right down to the real camo, the Realtree camo hats, the Harris-Walz hats that you see them constantly forcing their surrogates to wear out there as though it’s gonna trick the red-blooded men in the United States of America to say, oh, wait, you got the Realtree camo hats, I can vote for these two.”

Fake university. Fake hair. Fake charity. Fake presidential authority. Fake marriage. Fake fortune. Fake business successes. Fake reality show.

Reuters reports that officials with Vice President Kamala Harris’s campaign are in talks with producers from Joe Rogan’s popular podcast for an appearance in the coming weeks before Election Day.  The move is a direct attack on adjudicated rapist Donald Trump’s election strategy of going after the bro vote by sitting for an interview directly aimed at them.

Trump reportedly has said he would also appear on Rogan’s podcast, saying on Sunday, “I think I’m doing it,” which is as much commitment as you’ll get out of Trump.  (Just ask his three wives.). The comparison between the two candidates to the audience of the most popular podcast in the country could sway much sought-after low-frequency voters.

Alleged batterer and Republican South Dakota Kristi Noem’s male mistress Corey Lewandowski is under orders by the Republican standard-bearer, convicted felon Donald Trump, to stay in New Hampshire to try to flip the state in the upcoming presidential election, CBS News reports.

Although he continues to make appearances at campaign rallies, Trump reportedly told Lewandowski that his “sole focus is to win New Hampshire.”  Campaign leaders Susie Wiles and Chris LaCivita may have demanded Lewandowski’s ouster from the main campaign after accusing LaCivita of misusing campaign funds and calling for an audit.  We’ll note that the candidate himself faces a half-billion dollar civil penalty for financial fraud and sentencing hearing for 34 convictions of falsifying company paperwork to cover up a tryst he had with a porn star while he was cheating on his mistress while his wife cared for their newborn son.  Y’know:  “family values.”

Top billing goes to Vice President Kamala Harris and Minnesota Governor Tim Walz in Pennsylvania even if convicted felon former President Trump is (probably) going first.

“On Sunday, October 13, 2024, at approximately 8:03 pm, The Utah Highway Patrol began to receive multiple reports of a male pedestrian running through traffic on Interstate 15 near 600 North in Salt Lake City. Troopers searched the area several times but could not locate the individual. At approximately 9:06 pm, the pedestrian was located. The male was in the northbound travel lanes but ran from troopers after being challenged to stop. Troopers coordinated to control traffic by attempting a slow down in the area and attempting to apprehend the individual to keep them from causing a crash or getting hit. As the male fled from officers on the Northbound I-15 600 North off-ramp, he jumped over a cement barrier. Multiple attempts were made to obtain compliance.”

“A Taser device was deployed to keep him from going back into the roadway. The male fell from the off-ramp an estimated 30 feet into the residential yard below. Officers from multiple agencies responded to the residence and gained access to the fallen pedestrian. Life-saving measures were attempted, but the male was pronounced dead at the scene,” says Utah Highway Patrol statement.

MAGA Michigan 6th District candidate Tom Barrett’s campaign claims it was just a typo when they placed an ad in a Lansing-area Black weekly newspaper telling them to get out and vote on November 6th, the Detroit Free press reports on an old Onion joke becoming reality.

“The goal is to earn more support from Black voters and this was nothing but a proofing error,” campaign spokesperson Jason Roe said in a statement. “In addition to attending community meetings and meeting with local leaders, we’ve dedicated resources to urban radio and direct mail, in addition to print ads in the Michigan Bulletin in our efforts to reach every community.”

Dems in the state have called on the Attorney General Dana Nessel’s office to investigate. “At best, Tom Barrett and his Campaign have committed a shocking oversight which will undoubtedly lead to confusion by Black voters in Lansing,” Dem state Senators Sarah Anthony and Erika Geiss wrote in the complaint to the AG. “And, at worst, this ad could be part of an intentional strategy to ‘deter’ Black voters by deceiving them into showing up to vote on the day after the 2024 election.”

It is far easier to argue that your opponent is not fit to serve if you can provide confidence that you are fit to serve yourself. That’s part of how Donald Trump’s refusal to publicize his medical records followed by contradictory and incomplete explanations from Trump’s campaign, makes for a major campaign moment that has the potential to upend the race to the White House. Fitness now takes on literal meaning and outsize importance in a tumultuous campaign that already seemed to see everything. Questions about Trump’s health figure to compete for space with how Trump’s campaign handled the fallout, for at least the next few days, if not right through Election Day.

One bad health spell could have the impact of legitimizing concerns raised by Kamala Harris that Trump has been seeking to delegitimize. It puts Trump’s allies in an awkward spot in what was already set to be a difficult phase of his campaign. In a measure of how difficult this may be for Trump to muddle through, Harris and her campaign have shown very little restraint.

OMG! Reality star OMAROSA endorsed KAMALA even though OMAROSA used to work for DONALD alongside STEVE and the other STEVE after he defeated HILLARY, Variety reports in an EXCLUSIVE!

(The “STEVE” above is the Nazi one. Okay the bald Nazi one. The dirty Nazi one was there too).

It turns out that the reports of a column of MAGA militia out “hunting” FEMA personnel in western North Carolina on Saturday were exaggerated but not completely false, WRAL reports, citing the Rutherford County Sheriff’s Department. The only Trump fanboy out for blood against federal employees was 44 year-old William Parsons, who finds himself charged with a very made-up sounding misdemeanor of “going armed to the terror of the public.” Other details are sketchy but somehow this morphed into an entire truckload of Oath Keeper types on the prowl.

We’ll just go ahead and speculate that Tesla CEO Elon Musk would react to this CBS News report of four people being burned beyond recognition in the city of Niort, France when one of his company’s cars drifted off the road with something like “Whatever. French people don’t have souls anyway.”

“Plus have you ever seen pics of their women on topless beaches? You can’t even enjoy looking at them because their armpits look like bird’s nests,” Musk probably continued in a conversation with his legal team after being informed of the deadly accident that took the lives of four restaurant workers, the youngest of which was 16. “I don’t hire French people,” Musk added, probably.

“An inquiry has been opened to determine the causes and circumstances of the deadly accident, a probe during which expertise on the vehicle will be requested,” a local judge said in the real world following the crash. “That fucking baguette-eating fascist little bitch can go fuck himself. Go FUCK himself. He hates free speech,” Musk probably will actually end up saying for real if this goes south.

One of Senator and then Vice President Kamala Harris’s signature policy efforts, a $5 billion fleet of electric school buses, is finally hitting the road, the Wall Street Journal reports.

Weel not really everywhere, even though that made for a good misleading headline. But it’s happening. Slowly but surely the suckitude of school bussing is going green.

“This year’s laureates in the economic sciences – Daron Acemoglu, Simon Johnson and James Robinson – have demonstrated the importance of societal institutions for a country’s prosperity. Societies with a poor rule of law and institutions that exploit the population do not generate growth or change for the better. The laureates’ research helps us understand why,” write the biased haters at the so-called Noble Prize Committee announcing they were giving the award to the socialist globalists who wrote some Marxist manifesto that nobody even read or can understand.

Nobody knows how the economy works like President “Trump.” You had four years of no inflation, three years of high employment, low gas prices, low mortgage rates, and absolutely historic stock market gains. The American dream was real and then something happened in the 2020 election even though “Trump” got more votes than any president ever. Now the economy is a disaster and our borders have been opened to an invasion of cat-eating America-hating insane asylum migrants.

Many experts have rated the “Trump” economy to be the greatest in history, even greater than Adam Jackson’s. Not a lot of people know this, but he invented the first bank in the United States, all the way back in 1820. They called it the Gilded 20s because America was so rich and a lot of states had zero Black unemployment. It was the second lowest in history, except for 2017 to 2021. The Noble Prize committee should be placed under investigation. What they did had to be illegal some way. Their awarding license should be revoked. It was criminal, really. Election interference.

National Zero will resume our regular coverage after this important “Noble Prize” update hypothesizing how the most pro-economy president in history reacted to the news.

“As Gov Tim Walz seeks a promotion to second-in-command of the country, Congress is investigating how he allowed the largest COVID-era scam in the nation to unfold in Minnesota while serving as the head of the state. Rep Virginia Foxx, R-NC, chair of the House Education and Workforce Committee, has subpoenaed Walz for information in connection with the Minnesota-grown Feeding Our Future scam,” says a press release by mean old hag Congresswoman Virginia Foxx, laundered into an “article” by low-budget right wing propaganda site Alpha News.

“We’re not going after [Walz] because he is the vice-presidential nominee. We’re going after the state of Minnesota where he is the governor because the taxpayers of the United States have been cheated out of $250 million,” said Foxx, who looks like she drives a Chrysler Fifth Avenue that permanently smells like Winstons and screams at children to get off her property on Halloween.

A new national survey by right wing pollster TIPP finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump 49 to 46 percent among likely voters.

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— Jack Poso 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) October 14, 2024

Posobiec, Mannarino, and their ilk probably wouldn’t be so excited to own the “Indigenous People’s Day” wokesters if they had been up to speed on the results of extensive genetic tests performed on the 15th century conqueror’s remains, though it’s possible they’re deliberately choosing to ignore it.

If so they should at least be a little more intellectually honest and write “Happy (((Columbus))) Day!”

Newly-obtained bodycam footage from Cobb County, Georgia law enforcement reveals deputies responding to Sheriff Craig Owens’ call for backup as he faced an escalating confrontation with several individuals who had locked themselves inside the establishment and refused to negotiate.

Per WSB-TV, the footage of the March 2023 standoff at the Mableton, Georgia Burger King location was obtained and posted by Owens’ reelection challenger, David Cavender, who said it was a gross abuse of law enforcement resources for Owens, who was off-duty on the day in question, to have called his deputies to respond when the staff at the fast food joint had fucked up his order.

“Hey, do me a favor. I need to get, all I need is the owner name of whoever owns this damn facility or the manager. I wanted her [female passenger in Owens’ SUV] a Whopper, no mayo, cut in half, right?” Owens is seen saying to the first deputy who showed up to the Burger King parking lot.

“I don’t need no damn money back no more. I just need to find out who owns this place so I can do an official complaint.” The footage then shows deputies approaching the front door of the global fast food establishment but unable to get in as the workers had locked themselves inside. An assistant manager finally unlocked the door and let the deputies in, with one telling them “Nobody is in trouble we just want to get some names… There isn’t even going to be a report written. That guy out there, [Owens is] just going to file a complaint for his food.” A deputy then told Owens that the employees were scared because previous disputes with customers had led to stalking and harassment.

In the middle of a Monday morning Washington Post piece about convicted felon former President Trump and his campaign’s insistence that they’re allowed to lie as much as they want without being held accountable during media appearances, the Post reports that during the September 10th debate between Trump and Vice President Kamala Harris, douchebag campaign co-chair Chris LaCivita and milkshake abortion guy Jason Miller “erupted at ABC executives and journalists,” imploring “the network to stop fact-checking for the rest of the event and said it had breached its promise,” with other campaign co-chair Susie Wiles calling the ABC News president. “At least one Trump adviser demanded to talk to the moderators during the debate,” the Post writes.

The article seems to indicate that this freakout was specifically in response to moderator David Muir telling the candidates and the audience that the Springfield, Ohio city manager had spoken with ABC News reporters and “told us there have been no credible reports of specific claims of pets being harmed, injured or abused by individuals within the immigrant community.”

“Every candidate is opposed to fact checking on some degree, but if you’re Trump, you know they are always going to go after you harder,” one minion told the Post, which is like saying the federal criminal justice system goes after Trump harder than it does other former Presidents Barack Obama and George W Bush. The anonymous lamprey’s quote comes after the Post details the collapse of the 60 Minutes interview negotiations with CBS News which, of course, was over fact checks, which the network had planned on interspersing into the broadcast of the pre-recorded interview.