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Kamala says she’s ready to face Donald on September 10th

Vice President Kamala Harris on Thursday addressed reporters’ questions about the debate schedule, saying “You have been asking me about the debate and I’ll tell you I’m ready to debate Donald Trump. I have agreed to the previously agreed upon September 10 debate. He agreed to that previously. Now, here he is backpedaling and I’m ready and I think the voters deserve to see the split screen that exists in this race.. on a debate stage.. so I’m ready to go,” per CBS’s Scott MacFarlane.

She didn’t address Fox News’s unsolicited bid for a September 17th debate, but just now her account tweeted “Trump agreed on a September 10th debate. It now appears he’s backpedaling. Voters deserve to see the split screen that exists on a debate stage. I’m ready. So let’s go.”

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Harris down 1 percent against Trump in NYT poll

A snap national survey by the New York Times/Siena College finds Vice President Kamala Harris trailing convicted felon former President Trump 48 to 47 percent among likely voters.

Not that we necessarily believe it because polls are shit this year, but in the Times’s convoluted and self-calibrated telling of the story, it’s a 5 percent improvement over Biden’s numbers.

And Harris actually leads 44 to 43 percent in the full field with Robert F Brainworms Jr included.

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Tucker vexed, needs answers from sleepy Black guy now

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Same shit, different year

“Our Country cannot survive as a Socialist Nation, and that’s what the Democrats want it to be. The USA will never become a large scale version of Venezuela. All control is already being taken away from Sleepy Joe. He has Zero to say!!!” – then-corrupt President Trump tweeting, October 12, 2020.

“We’re not ready for a Marxist President, and Lyin’ Kamala Harris is a RADICAL LEFT MARXIST, AND WORSE!” – Convicted felon former President Trump, posting on Truth Social, July 25, 2024.

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Mercury may have 10 mile-thick mantle of pure diamond: NASA

Mercury, the desolate, scorched rock that orbits the sun at about 0.4 percent of the Earth’s distance, may have a 10 mile-thick mantle of pure diamond underneath its outer crust, Space.com reports citing data crunched from NASA’s MESSENGER probe mission that ended in 2015.

“We calculate that, given the new estimate of the pressure at the mantle-core boundary, and knowing that Mercury is a carbon-rich planet, the carbon-bearing mineral that would form at the interface between mantle and core is diamond and not graphite,” said research team member Olivier Namur. “Our study uses geophysical data collected by the NASA MESSENGER spacecraft.”

Namur said that the mantle likely formed eons ago when a liquid carbon ocean became heated and compressed into diamond. He did not go on to speculate about what it will be like for our descendants to have to toil in oxygenated mines and paid shit wages by some Weyland-Yutani-like megacorporation to exploit the massive vein of diamond since that’s obviously where this is going.

Lest the be any doubt about that, directly to the right of this story on Space‍.‍com’s homepage is an article titled “Alien: The Xenomorph life cycle explained,” subheaded “Ahead of Alien: Romulus, We explore every stage of the Xenomorphs’ gruesome life cycle and its evolution across the entire Alien saga.” Cool how a site for science just prints science fiction without any editorial distinction.

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“We don’t need the votes, I have so many votes”

Real life isn’t like some TGIF sitcom where the foreshadowing is obvious and hubris gets punished in obvious ways by writers who would be working on shows that were actually funny if they had the talent required. Which is to say simply because the selfish, unlikeable character says he has so many votes that he doesn’t need any more doesn’t mean he’s actually going to end up losing.

Still… This is exactly the sort of line the writers of Family Matters or Home Improvement would think was a clever way to set up the rest of the episode, especially when the younger sibling warns the arrogant teenager “I wouldn’t say that if I were youuuu…” Here in real life the Fox couchpeople just tried to change the subject and we cut that from the clip. It was all pride, no goeth before the fall.

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House passes resolution condemning Harris on border

In their final vote before going on a six week break, the US House on Thursday split mostly on party lines – except six Dems voted yes for some fucking reason – on an “emergency resolution” from malevolent razorback House Republican Conference chair Elise Stefanik that reads in part:

“Strongly condemning the Biden Administration and its Border Czar, Kamala Harris’s, failure to secure the United States border. Whereas, on March 24, 2021, President Biden asked Vice President Kamala Harris to serve as the administration’s border czar in charge of: working to address the ‘root causes’ of illegal immigration into the United States; Whereas it took Vice President Kamala Harris 93 days as the border czar before finally visiting the southern border on June 25, 2021; Whereas when Vice President Kamala Harris traveled near the southern border for the first time on June 25, 2021, she decided to travel to El Paso, Texas, 800 miles away from the lower Rio Grande…”

Yeah, that’s what they voted for instead of the bipartisan border package that Trump killed.

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Justice IG finds Barr selectively meddled in 2020 election case

The Justice Department’s Office of the Inspector General on Thursday released a lengthy report on its review of former Attorney General Bill Barr’s involvement in a criminal investigation into allegations of election fraud in Luzerne County, Pennsylvania in September 2020 and it’s not a good look for Barr, though the IG’s office concluded he hadn’t actually violated any rules.

Stupid story as short as possible: That month then-president Trump was constantly screaming about how there was going to be a massive fraud in the election, specifically over mail-in ballots. He seized upon an instance of nine military absentee ballots being found in a dumpster in Luzerne County and – funny enough – those ballots, seven of which were for Trump had been invalidated specifically because the voters had failed to enclose them in “secrecy envelopes” that state Republicans had demanded. Details like that didn’t matter to Trump or his fans, and he screamed at Barr to do something about it immediately. The best he had was skewing the narrative.

The IG’s report found he did: “The selective details about the investigation included in the initial [Middle District of PA] statement and the letter suggested that the actions of the individual who engaged in the conduct were intentional and likely chargeable criminally; however, even at that early stage of the investigation, Department leadership was aware of information that substantially undercut this narrative – including that the subject of the investigation was mentally impaired, appeared to have discarded the ballots by mistake, and would likely not be criminally charged. Indeed, the Department determined before Election Day that no charges would be brought in the matter, although it failed to inform the public of that fact until well after the election.”

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Comer admits he’s given up, hopes Trump prosecutes the Bidens

House Oversight Chairbilly James Comer on Thursday admitted he had utterly failed to deliver accountability to the “Biden Crime Family,” and that simply hopes that Trump wins the 2024 election so a “new justice cabinet” will prosecute Joe, Jim, and Hunter Biden. He had to speak up and rush himself as Fox Business News began playing outro music over the end of the segment, one serving as a coda to thousands of man hours and millions of taxpayer dollars pissed away on creating a perception that Joe Biden is just as corrupt as Donald Trump in order to erase Biden’s advantage on the issue… and now Biden isn’t even running. The stench of failure must be suffocating Comer.

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CrowdStrike sends out $10 Uber Eats vouchers to apologize

Supposedly leftist Deep State tech firm CrowdStrike on Wednesday decided to try to repair the reputational damage wrought by the cascading fuckup a faulty software update that canceled thousands of flights globally, brought down the London Stock Exchange, and all sorts of other miseries on downstream businesses far and wide. Their complimentary gift? CNN reports it’s a $10 Uber Eats voucher. Even better: The codes – for which it isn’t clear if Delta Airlines got one single $10 for the entire company or if they gave out hundreds to corporate employees – stopped working.

“Uber flagged it as fraud because of high usage rates,” a CrowdStrike spokesperson told CNN.

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US economy grew 2.8 percent in Q2 2024, crushing expectations

US gross domestic product grew 2.8 percent in the second quarter of FY 2024, crushing expectations of 2.1 percent and doubling the 1.4 percent gain in Q1 2024, CNBC reports.

Looking forward to hearing how the economy is watching convicted felon former President Trump’s poll numbers and was pricing in a win but if he loses it will be a depression even worse than 1929.

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Vance walked away from childbirth cost bill while being vetted

Eyeliner-wearing Ohio Senator JD Vance last month abruptly broke off talks with Democrats on a bipartisan bill prohibiting insurance companies from charging new moms co-pays or other expenses related to childbirth while he was being vetted by convicted felon former President Trump’s campaign to join the fat bastard’s ticket as running mate, the Washington Post reports.

The sudden shift made all the more obvious by the fact that Vance had been working with Virginia Senator Tim Kaine on the bill since June 2023. Vance also backed out of supporting another bipartisan bill cracking down on fees charged by Visa and Mastercard with similarly curious timing.

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Obama to campaign with Harris

Sources tell NBC News that former President Barack and former First Lady Michelle Obama were holding back on endorsing Vice President Kamala Harris as to not overshadow President Biden’s withdrawal from the race and his own backing for the veep – something that will change in the next few days, with the two planning a joint appearance on the campaign trail in the near-to-middle term.

A “source close” to the 44th president said he’s “been in regular contact with [Harris] and thinks she’s been off to a great start.” The two have been in close contact since Sunday, with Obama offering his counsel to the veep on launching her campaign, specifically on how best to unify the party – which, if true, has been extremely valuable advice that Harris executed flawlessly.

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Republicans feeling “buyer’s remorse” over Trump picking Vance

A House Republican tells Axios that convicted felon former President Trump’s pick of eyeliner-wearing Ohio Senator JD Vance as his running mate was ill-advised, saying “The road got a lot harder. He was the only pick that wasn’t the safe pick. And I think everyone has now realized that.”

Another said “On the whole, the feeling is: [Vance] doesn’t add much. And now with Kamala at the top, the capacity to have expanded the map a little bit… would have been much more beneficial.”

Axios also points out that “Vance is the least-liked non-incumbent VP nominee since at least 1980, and the first to register a net negative favorability rating, according to CNN data analyst Harry Enten,” and that he ran 20 points behind Gov Mike DeWine on the Ohio GOP ticket in 2022.

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Russian, Chinese military bombers intercepted near Alaska in air forces’ version of chicken

Two Russian and two Chinese bombers, apparently operating in coordination, were intercepted by NORAD fighter jets from the US and Canada as they approached US airspace in Alaska on Wednesday, CNN reports.  NORAD identified the Russian TU-95 Bear and Chinese H-6 bombers as they entered Alaska’s Air Defense Identification Zone, an area outside US airspace where US forces can redirect aircraft before they breach sovereign areas.

In response to the nuclear-armed game of “I’m not touching you,” NORAD deployed American F-16 and F-35 fighter jets, and Canadian CF-18 fighters.  Two things are unique:  it’s an unusual sighting of the Chinese craft that far north, which haven’t ventured into the Alaska ADIZ before.  It was also the first time the H-6 bombers were used on these types of incursion flights, giving US and Canadian forces their initial look at these renovated Soviet-era Tupolev Tu-16 twin-engine bombers.

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Murdoch makes surprise move to change trust to ensure media empire remains under the control of conservative son Lachlan

As Death’s Uber continues to check house numbers on his street, 93-year-old Rupert Murdoch is attempting to change his will to ensure his right-leaning son Lachlan maintains control of the conservative media empire he created, the New York Times reports.  Murdoch’s efforts are being challenged in a Nevada probate court by his three other children, James, Elisabeth and Prudence, who all have more moderate political views.

The problem is, Rupert already essentially divided his estate up by establishing an irrevocable family trust almost a quarter century ago.  Rupert now wants to change the terms of the irrevocable trust to give Lachlan significantly more control over the media company, saying that should the company stray from its conservative voice, it would lose its audience and value, therefore harming the trust’s beneficiaries.

Despite calling the effort to change the trust “Project Harmony” hoping to avoid future conflict, Rupert’s underhanded attempt to wrest control away from his children while confirming his business model is to cater to conservative whims ultimately led to such a bad family rift, three of his children didn’t show up for his fifth wedding last month.

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Ted Cruz’s Performative Aggrievement changes names, carries on

“Let me say at the outset,” human-weasel hybrid podcaster Ted Cruz (R-Quintana Roo) yips at the start of a promotional appearance on Fox to boost their copyrighted liberal panic, “Kamala can’t have my guns.  She can’t have my gasoline engine and she sure as hell can’t have my steaks and cheeseburgers.  She is a radical California leftist, and to be honest, she perfectly captures where today’s Democrat [sic] Party is.”

Yes, Ted–hey, guys, did you know Ted Cruz has a podcast?–the Democrat Party is in the White House today, in the leadership of the Senate, and in functional control of the House.  But the GOP is led by a rapist, a felon and a fraudster.

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First Lady posts thanks to supporters, support for Harris

Minutes after the President addressed the nation, the First Lady of the United States, Dr. Jill Biden, posted a handwritten note to President Joe Biden’s supporters thanking them for their support and urging Joe’s faithful to wholeheartedly support his successor, Kamala Harris, in her presidential campaign.

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